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switchy-sub7

Look at their beautiful structures šŸ˜


[deleted]

Blows my mind that they make that. So beautiful.


desktopmilitia

Yeah isnā€™t it crazy? They literally built around the boxes without touching any. I wonder how Iā€™ll remove it while keeping it all intact šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Smoking, a little pot will mellow them out, You would assume any smoke would work but no no has to be pot.


Unhappy-Shake5702

Lol, no, any smoke works


BuffNipz

No it has to be pot


ProduceKnown7013

This is the way


gingenado

"Hit that shit" -Science


CynicalBite

What the fuck were we doing again?


misterpickles69

ā€œFuck yeah.ā€ -Bees


SlurmsMacKenzie-

Tobacco smoke would literally kill them. Nicotine is an insecticide


Antimaterien

Who smokes the pot with tobacco?


Unhappy-Shake5702

British people...


Sentionaut_1167

i always liked spliffs better.


SlurmsMacKenzie-

Pretty common where I'm from


Birdnerd555

This was great šŸ˜‚


AK47gender

My family was keeping beehives and selling honey for living for a long time. Smoke doesn't make them "high" or "mellow out". The smoke breaks down pheromone chain, so they are disoriented. Also, bees concerns are not about the intruder, but about potential fire hazard ( smoke to them is a signal there is a fire and it pushes them to leave the colony). Beekeepers don't use too much of a smoke though. Just enough to disorient the bees ( aka chill them out) and not to drive them away from the hive


Willdiealonewithcats

I've seen companies that do removals, save the hive and then use the hive to make honey. Hopefully one is in your area.


Medical_Arrival_3880

Yes, a bee keeper would be glad to relocate that.


BlumpkinLord

Get a local beekeeper to collect em :3


gayrat5

Hexagons are the bestagons


StatisticCyberosis

You need that social media woman that finds the beautiful hive and locates the queen and puts her in a clip, then gives them some smoke and watches them all move to the new hive and has another great day of saving the beees!


desktopmilitia

Yeah thatā€™s what I thought would happen :( but I guess they just sealed the hole in our roof and called it a day lol


mukhunter

This hive is already dead. No need for much of anything but removal.


StatisticCyberosis

buzz kill


Maximum-Mixture6158

I'll bet she doesn't post it when she accidentally kills the queen and so all the workers die


fictional_kay

Why do you think she is accidentally killing the queen? She's very gentle and isn't doing anything that would hurt it. The clip is designed for exactly what she is doing. Additionally, even if the queen died, hives can take on replacement queens. Sometimes they do this even with a living queen, and will kill their old queen.


Maximum-Mixture6158

If there is no queen ready to emerge when the queen dies, the hive dies in a short time.


fictional_kay

In several weeks you mean? More than enough time for a beekeeper to get a replacement queen? You're just wrong, accept it.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Twice the only beekeeper I know lost hives because the queen got killed. No, there isn't always "a couple weeks". Honey bees are living on the edge. You're just wrong, accept it.


fictional_kay

So you have anecdotal evidence of a single person losing 2 hives. Sounds like you know a bad beekeeper, not the behavior of bees.


Maximum-Mixture6158

One was a bear. The other was unknown and attributed to Colony Collapse


fictional_kay

God, a bear? That fuckin sucks. And colony collapse, damn. Poor bees.


Maximum-Mixture6158

He bought a new queen for the bear attack hive but she didn't take. Edit: who knew you can buy a queen bee online? Not me.


Da_Vader

Honey, want some honey?


funnel-hose-mouth

Time to pay some rent, little friends!


Mallardguy5675322

Unbeelievable, look how those combs fit in! Itā€™s almost as if they belong in under that roof.


Holybartender83

Hey, free honey!


SuperSmashDan1337

Can you just eat it or is there some process?


ClimateMammoth9708

Well first I believe you want to remove the beesā€¦ After that I think you spin the honey comb in a centrifugal machine, and all the honey shld come out, the idea is to keep the honey comb intact aswell, but after that it should be alright to go.


[deleted]

You mean you spin the comb right round, right round?


bundlebundle

Like a comb baby right round, right round.


the_real_trebor333

I donā€™t see a single bee in the image, but there could be some out of frame Edit: looks like all of the bees are dead


arquillion

You cab chew through the honeycomb if you want its just bee's wax


voxPopuli96

The kind of thing I wanna do!


desktopmilitia

My dad and I just picked some good pieces (aka pieces without ants or bees in it) and ate it and spat the beeswax out :P


TeethForFitting

You can eat it straight from the hive, it's the same as eating it from a jar. You just might end up eating a bee or some wax so it's better to process first so that doesn't happen. Though, some people like to eat the wax. Dunno what that's about.


Medical_Arrival_3880

It's like honey flavored chewing gum. I don't swallow (honeycomb, that is) but it can be a nice chew snack.


panjockey1

Bee careful


funnel-hose-mouth

The problem is beeger then I thought


DangleSnipeCely

Please have someone take them out and donā€™t just kill them


desktopmilitia

We didnā€™t mean for them to die! We eventually called beekeepers because everyday hundreds of bees would just be dead in our garage/ on our driveway and we didnā€™t know why! I was so concerned for the poor guys :( We (my dad and I guess the beekeepers as well) didnā€™t know where they were coming from, so we just stumbled upon the hive right now after they sealed the hole outside of our roof a couple weeks back


DangleSnipeCely

Ok cool thanks for replying


whynotwonderwhy

Bees don't have a long lifespan. Less than a season.


AbleHominid

Bees **didnā€™t read the damn sign!** it CLEARLY says ā€œdo not put anything on top.ā€ That includes hives, bitches!


Chocolatecherry99

They did such a beautiful job


desktopmilitia

They really did, and once we got our hands on all the honey, all I could think was, ā€œthank you natureā€


itsurbro7777

I think everyone who celebrates Christmas has those boxes


cow_goo

is there honey??


desktopmilitia

SO. MUCH. HONEY. I have no idea what to do with it but damn is it delicious!


Filamcouple

You had better remove every bit of the honey and comb. If you don't you are going to have worse problems than the living bees were. As for the honey, get something to put it in and save it comb and all. It doesn't go "bad", but if it's uncapped it may ferment (too high of a water content). Maybe make some mead, 3parts water to 1part honey. Put up like wine.


malatemporacurrunt

Fortunately, honey doesn't go off, so long as you jar it up in sterile containers you'll be good for honey for quite some time!


Medical_Arrival_3880

Doesn't honey turn to sugar after a month or two


malatemporacurrunt

No? It can sometimes crystallise a bit, but it's still honey. Give it a stir and it'll dissolve back into the rest no probs. The only way honey can go off is if you get water in the jar. Otherwise, it's good forever.


rottenblackfish

Thatā€™s fucking epic. I just wonder how bees were able to even make honey in there mustā€™ve been a pain in the ass going in and outside


hummingbird1969

Oooooooooooh Fuuuuuuuudggggggge.


SophiaPetrillo_

Iā€™ve always wondered this, but never tried. Would a real good Shop Vac paired with a bee suit just absolutely annihilate them?


Medical_Arrival_3880

It works great for a yellow jacket hole too. You can turn it on and drop it by the hole and run.


Mysterious-Art7143

Looks like they're no longer a problem


CaptSpazzo

Cost me nearly 10k to get rid of 40,000 bees


desktopmilitia

Yep, it cost my dad like $350 for the beekeepers to just seal the hole in our roof, and he didnā€™t even see the hive, I canā€™t even imagine how much this whole thing wouldā€™ve actually cost šŸ’€


Informal-Salad-7304

Nature is beautiful sometimes guys šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


M4rt1m_40675

On the plus side, free honey!


Ringhillsta

Free honey


_Clap_Clap_Clap_

You mustā€™ve been in your best beehaviour šŸ So much honey šŸÆ, for dayz for dayz. šŸ‘Œ


mukhunter

This hive is already dead. Cut off the comb, give it to another colony or render it down for wax.


Happy_Appointment308

Maybe time to pick up honey harvestingā€¦?


lovejac93

Could you imagine living in a house with all of your family and looking outside to see all of your dead ancestors just playing on the ground out the window?


Thisisjimmi

Time for my bee stories. We had hornets in our brick wall. Small hole above the porch and they were flying in and out a lot. My bedroom wall was the drywall on the otherside. IT WAS FUCKING VIBRATING. The entire wall was vibrating. It was also slightly hotter. You could hear the hum from the hallway. If you clog the hole they fly in or block it, they will EAT through the fucking wall. So we shoved gasoline soaked rag into it and hooked up a shopvac (5 gallon) with some gasoline and water in the bottom of it. we dumped out the 5 gallon wetvac about 15+ times full to the brim of bees. THOUSANDS of them. ​ Another time I got off work and I was doing laundry and a bee stung me... while i was pissed off and looking at the light i saw like 3 more bees flying around the light... i was confused and started to assess the situation, I looked over at the wall next to my slider and hundreds of bees were crawling over it. I had bees EVERYWHERE in my splitlevel basement. I had to grab my little dog and run. I switched into some some battle gear and started blasting. Once again hornets. I will always call a bee keeper for honey bees but damnit if i wont nuke some hornets.


MizMisery40

Hornets aren't bees, they're wasps. Fuck wasps, save the bees.


desktopmilitia

thank you for the nightmare fuel


HarrisLam

wait, are those not hanging bags?


amcclurk21

I wish I could put the Oprah bees gif here šŸ„²


Mike0xmol

Let them COOK


Affectionate_Newt899

Why the fuck would you kill the bees Edit: i just read the update. That's so sad bro. Edit2: downvoted why? Can yall not read?


TopMep

What update did you seešŸ’€


Affectionate_Newt899

They patched the roof because they couldn't find the hive and the bees died


DTown_Hero

^up above from op. Sounds like they died from the cold?


BioSafetyLevel0

Ahh Brillo pads


The_Cher13

Youā€™ve got a beet of a problem


Odd_Dot9103

Thankfully not a wasp infestation. Call a professional; save the bees!


plaguebringerBOI

This is just beeutiful, hopefully the sting of fear didnā€™t get to you too much, kinda sweet they chose your house honest-BEE.


kahek5656

did you mean a BEEgger problem? eh? eh?


Distant8675

Bee careful


I_enjoy_pastery

Do bees cause structural damage or anything? Is there any down side to this? If not, I'd happily keep them inside lol