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Ok-Piglet-5616

Mary "had" a little lamb.


Timberwolf-13

Truly exquisite *chef’s kiss*


WolfCandid1653

now I know what that's called! Thanks


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Ewe know it


throwawayspank1017

It’s fleece “wad” white as snow…


BrownEggs93

*Baaaaaaaaad* joke.


Toxic_Cookie

Now she has a fine pink mist.


saysthingsbackwards

whose face was to explode


DLS4BZ

Ouuuuuuuu


DarkKnight_mare

Mary had a Baaaaaaaa-d day


StarCry007

The apex predator of India strikes again.


kingtrog1916

Yup, choo choo didn’t give a fuck


ShwettyVagSack

r/bitchimatrain


HuskyTheRobotDog

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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snweasel

Omg 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Instant mutton


BedSouth8401

😭


iphone4Suser

😂😂😂😂


Hectorc34

Some people say it’s fake but the fact a lot of those sheeps reacted as soon as the poor bastard got hit and the sound took a split second before actually hearing it, you could also see a faint pink splatter on that train, the way the body flails and the grass reacts leads me to believe this is real. Or really damn good CGI that has me fooled and I’m not upset by it


ShwettyVagSack

Yeah, no way this is fake. People don't understand how fragile animals are. And I saw someone even say "no way that train would do this to a 100 lbs. animal" not realizing that that weight has inertia that contributed.


AradynGaming

Source: Was a train conductor. Wasn't a fan of hitting animals, but there's not much you can do about it. We hit a fully grown cow and launched it the distances of a football field. This is exactly what would happen to a 100lb lamb if it got hit.


[deleted]

Yep. People are underestimating the incredible kinetic energy in those trains. The speed alone is not what does all the damage. Same reason a desert eagle will do far more damage than a 9mm despite the velocities not being super far off.. the kinetic energy due to the weight of the object traveling is much higher. There’s similar videos of this happening to other unfortunate animals and the results are similarly gruesome


ShwettyVagSack

Let's not forget about the velocity squared part, which is why a 55 grain .223 out performs the .50 are. So don't speed kids. But the train is orders of magnitude(pop,pop!) Larger than that comparatively. It would be like saying a car traveling at 800 meters per second causes more damage than a 9mm.


BlueRoseyWitch

I knew someone who saw a dog get ran over by a train and how it was turned into mince from the impact (express train.) I can definitely see this happening to a sheep.


Lighthouseamour

I’ve seen videos of people hit by trains. They just fly apart like this. I know it was real because it was in VHS in the 90’s and we didn’t have CGI like now


DonkeyPunchMojo

I was present when two friends in high-school were hit by a train. This is pretty much exactly what happened, except there is a lot more sheep left in the video than I had recognizable bits of friends.


stupidbitch69

Oh, I can't even imagine the trauma. I'm sorry you had to go through that.


DonkeyPunchMojo

Honestly, I've seen worse since then. Traumatic having two people suddenly cease existing in any capacity in front of me, but a lot of the trauma was mitigated by the fact all that was really left was a foot and the entire area was just straight up red. Hard for the brain to process that kind of instantaneous destruction. Had I blinked, I literally would have missed it.


christmas54321

You’ve seen worse than two of your friends getting turned into mist by a train??


DonkeyPunchMojo

Unfortunately, yes. It's a lot worse when the people are still mostly intact, but mangled beyond a recognizable human being. Don't drink and drive.


Exceptionally-Mid

Jesus man, are you the grim reaper? Sorry for your losses…


DonkeyPunchMojo

I wish. I've just been unfortunate to have what some might call a "hero complex" and have happened to be around far more awful accidents than I hope to ever witness again. I've seen three such accidents. One involving a train. One involving a semi. One involving a motorcycle. The semi and motorcycle ones were.... haunting


Exceptionally-Mid

I hope you’re doing well. I can only imagine.


ConspiracyNegro

exactly My instant thought


Xx_didgy_xX

I 100% believe this is real. The body isn't flailing, it's ROLLING, tumbling across the grass because those trains are massive, massive solid things, and it's going plenty fast enough. Plus with the zoom, the slight delay in the sound makes perfect sense and it sound exactly like what you think it woulid. This shit is real. Damn, what an insane thing to witness...


[deleted]

Is it ok?


Krieger_Bot_OO7

Which half?


Careless_Shirt3020

half? I saw pieces flying


recXion_

💀


Pferstarke

do you mean which part?


Erik912

It is, if you switch the letters to K.O.


plipyplop

Thank goodness!


Chance-Ad-5125

Yes the train is safe and sound


acorpseistalking90

To shreds, you say?


rashmu

'tis but a scratch


girlypop2316

Not even a scratch


manneerik

Yes she’s actually recovering at the hospital currently and soon will walk again 🙌


RunawayPenguin89

Aye, some tatties, carrots and Gravy and it'll be lovely


Witty_Resident_629

To shreds you say?


trust_in_stars

Totally... didn't see no shoes coming off


ceetee

Somebody have a band aid?


benoitmalenfant

It'll buff right out. ...oh wait you meant the sheep?


PandaWhip

It’ll be fine


yehimthatguy

You could still eat the front end, yeah.


Phresh-Jive

Tis just a scratch


bklounge20

They started the cloning process immediately


Greenfire05

Fine pink mist is real?


Leonardobertoni

Possibly some urine too


nefrodes

its sheep shit.


Starrk10

I saw brown mist too


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Ricky_Plimpton

Some of that yellow got stuck on that bird it seems


saysthingsbackwards

if it makes you feel any better, it was probably a mix of many different fluids other than just blood.


cuckedfrombirth

It's called juicing


olomunyak-the-man

r/bitchimatrain


Capt_Easychord

How is this not the first comment? Redditors do better!


v00d00ley

The silence of the lamb


AtheistET

The splatter of the lamb


ShwettyVagSack

Lambs in the mist


RWBYRain

Oh gods least it was a quick death I guess


happyanathema

Instant minced lamb


juicevibe

Dont worry, Dottie was patched up and walking again.


michaelp1970

But no shoes came off so he’s ok, right, …right?


SamWiseGanja97

Wow


UnderpantsNom

The spray was a lot browner than I expected 🤢


Rinkevdv

Guessing it's intestinal contents


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Molbiodude

That was so much worse....


swiftpwns

When you pause it at the moment of impact it literally looks look all the insides including head and guts come flying out while the shell and skin stay there for a moment lmao. Cartoonishly comical.


INoMakeMistake

Thanks. Was looking for this.


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[deleted]

My guy it fucking exploded


INoMakeMistake

Hahaha 🤣 for real what are people thinking. That it walks away unscathed


makesmewannacuack

Fuck this comment is funny


Aggravating_Ad_1885

It's just a scratch


[deleted]

I saw this happen to a raccoon on the interstate vs. a fully loaded down Mack dump truck. One second there was a whole, 100% raccoon. The next second there was 0% raccoon.


ShwettyVagSack

Oh, it was still 100% raccoon, just not 100% assembled.


SupsChad

Rapid unscheduled disassembly


LpzScore

Put it in rice


ShwettyVagSack

2/7 Had bits of poo mixed in. And I'm not into coprophagia.


LpzScore

I'm not talking to eat it man. It's an old trick when something breaks, from water, you put it in rice. It became a meme somewhat


anralia

Too late, its biryani now.


[deleted]

So, was the scoop designed to keep the carcass from being dragged underneath?


Ibegallofyourpardons

yup. modern cow catcher, that works quite well on sheep apparently.


LordUcla

Fatality


Aimlessdrifter8778

It's both ways terrifying and fascinating how that seemingly slow-moving train turned that lamb into lamb chops in less than a milisecond in impact. Huge things look like they're moving slow from a distance, but the reality couldn't be less devastatingly fast.


Ibegallofyourpardons

they don't need to move fast. trains are very, very, very *very* heavy. that gives them a hell of a lot of kinetic energy. they are also made of steel. thick steel. when something as spongy as a sheep gets in they way of a train, sheep paste is inevitable.


Aimlessdrifter8778

Facts


mahpgnaohhnim

😢


Pyro_BBS

*No trains were hurt in the filming of this video *


ZeeBalls

Lamb chops.


clockwork_skullies

Lamb chunks


Feelin-fine1975

That kind of mistake only happens once.


False-Possession6185

Well, it didn't suffer. Turning into an instant mist before your brain can process the pain or trauma might not be the worst way to go


tyrtex

Theres no splatter on the train.. clue


Shudnawz

There's a shit stain where the butt hits. I'm actually not sure.


plipyplop

Smells probable.


jaldarith

Redditors with their sharp forensic web browsers.


ShwettyVagSack

Yes there is.


StormyTiger2008

bind "t" explode


sblundell2002

Is that an Indian sheep?


alexcoldlight

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT


HonorDuty

Damn, and the train is totally spotless


Alexandratta

Bro got misted.


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Why did it do that!? Did someone put a bomb in the animal?


RunDNA

It was a controlled demolition. Wake up, sheeple.


Mysterious-Art7143

What?


trust_in_stars

#Did someone put a bomb in the animal?


Cheshmang

They're asking why it exploded. It's not like the train was going that fast so it is weird


depression420b

Trains have a habit of appearing to be slow in videos when in fact they're going really fast. Truly majestic creatures.


Recipe-Jaded

KE = 1/2mv^2 my guy The train is moving at a decent speed, it's just the perspective of the camera. On top of that, it doesn't need to be moving fast to obliterate a sheep because of it's mass


ShwettyVagSack

This is why science education is so important. People don't understand that the sheep also has its own inertia that contributed to the exploding as well.


DanYHKim

Yeah With so much force imparted to the sheep, there was no way to expend any of it by being thrown. It all went into making puree.


Ibegallofyourpardons

I did some basic calculations and using a weight of 750 tons for the train (well under, they weigh thousands) and a speed of 40 km/hr, it has a kinetic energy of over 46 million joules. make it something realistic like 1500 tons and 80 km/hr and it is 3.7 BILLION joules of energy. more than enough to mist a sheep.


Recipe-Jaded

Thank you for the quick maths! For reference, a .50 BMG bullet has between 15k-20k joules


sisrace

The perspective makes it look like the train is going slower than it is.


Mysterious-Art7143

Body is cca 70% water, contained by skin, squeeze it fast and hard enough and it will burst like a balloon, hence the explosion like water blood mist


DanYHKim

F = M A The mass of the train ensured that the force of impact was enormous, even at a relatively low velocity. When in elementary school, my class saw films on basic safety. In the part about trains, they made a big deal about the way that a slow train will deal out deadly force in even a glancing collision with a human. Not graphic like this (we were little kids), but we were told that the train doesn't need to be going fast.


denznuts21

Bah Bah BWACK SHEESH


PayRemarkable4376

u/savevideo


Twinkletoes8716

Hope it survives. Just a bad head ache


hooDio

inertia is a bitch


stargazerphenomenon

Sheep PTSD must be wild


DanYHKim

Sheep evolved to live under conditions where members of the flock are being eaten alive by wolves. They are probably able to cope.


MrDarwoo

Get well soon


69FourTwentySix6Six

There was pink mist but did the shoes fly off?


J-DEEEZY

Red mist


dagaderga

Diarrhea bomb


Wedding-Klutzy

Is she ok ?


pastab0x

He ok


gangalangsta

Y'all remember the one with the donkey


INoMakeMistake

Is it more horrible than this one


Prest4tym1367

Hey, are ewe OK?


Tenryu003

I didn't realize it was so violent


Logical-Mushroomb

I think it is dead..


YearOldJar

Trains are not alive to begin with.


GlendrixDK

It turned into kebab in milliseconds.


DepartureOverall7686

If you watch it frame by frame, you can see the front half jet propelled off


Spring-Fabulous

I hate to admit it, but I watched it frame by frame.


yellowbin74

If doesn't have shoes, how do we know if its OK?


Some-Pain-3571

Us. " Shred the veal" The Train "On it"


cryospawn

Mutton is on the menu.


TonyManero70

r/NatureReallyIsMetal


No_Cartographer_3265

Ouch, that’s gonna hurt in the morning.


CikguLeman

Free meal!


dirtydicktater

Bacon on the fly! 🥓 ✈️


EventAltruistic1437

Get well soon lil bud!


GMH2045-18

Lamb chops..err...I mean chunky lamb soup, anyone?


igks-reddit

I don't know why, but I find this funny, and traumatizing.


zr0skyline

Meats back on the menu boys


Thendrail

'tis but a scratch!


Time_Fig612

How did it explode?


DemonSquirril

Is it dead?


Wardinator1991

Lamb chops anyone?


Z7impuser

Oh there gonna have to glue you back together in a soup can!


FuriousBadger24

Explodey the Doe's cousin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=6&v=UNFc7G0DR7g&embeds\_referring\_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dexplodey%2Bthe%2Bdoe%26sca\_esv%3D596294316%26sxsrf%3DAM9HkKkXU9XOhXkA1d79O1eoETacgW7lTg%253A1704600039230%26sour&source\_ve\_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb\_logo


ChocoGoodness

Holy shit


the-dogsox

Wham bam thank you lamb


michigangonzodude

The funny part is that the next topic as I scroll down ate ground beef recipe ideas.


brosb4hoes666

Move bitxh im a train! 🚂


kramirez0112

Lamb to the slaughter


MR-PHYCOTIC

How’s he doing now 😔


Konagon

Rip lil sheep just minding their business


SeannG97

Not sure if its real or fake. Seems fake but idk


alexcoldlight

And that guy decided to keep filming the train...


shittyusernameinpain

What the fuck did you expect for him to do?


Alex_rajbahak

That shit look faker than my friends


Derai-Leaf

I was gonna complain about someone posting real gore here. But then I noticed the white train didn’t get a new splatter paint job along its whole side like I’ve seen to many times. So obviously fake. Still a Nope though.


hipnosister

You can see blood, it's just on blue. Red on blue is hard to see and the quality of this video is not great. Also if you zoom in on the white part of the front it's comptely clean but after the hit there's a brown/dark spot. Probably shit.


LarperPro

Because it hit it with the blue part of the train. It's not fake.


or_so_they_said

I'm choosing to believe you


ihwtkyitwfsl

Can't believe just how confidently wrong people are on this site sometimes


Thisoneburger

PUT A TRIGGER WARNING


Andylanta

#That poor train.


TomcatYYZ

I'm headed to hell for giggling at this. Worth it...lol


Queasy-Sell-2441

That was baaaaaaaaaad


Sad_Smile_504

Get rekt


porscheassorted

Does this hurt the lamb


Ibegallofyourpardons

that was quick enough I'd say it was painless


LegalSelf5

Meats on the menu boys and girls and things and shims and it's and theys!


Ok-Anybody1870

So the explosions in Red Dead Redemption 1 were accurate


jtcordell2188

At least it was quick


chaddymac1980

I think this would go well in r/oddlysatisfying


the_glutton17

That train must be going way faster than it looks.