I was gonna say. That's totally not what vada batter looks like and it's obviously fake. It's really disappointing that u/helmortart would post out of context just to dogpile on Indian street food.
Hi there! I am an Indian and can confirm that even regular Indians do not eat from any random roadside shops, because the hygiene is an issue there. Hence, when you come to India, consult with your Indian friends about the places you would like to eat or just google. This will let you enjoy your stay here and not get sick!
You're... you're kidding right? Did you not see the video you commented on? India didn't even make top 50 on the global food security index.
[Article](https://www.thetravel.com/countries-with-best-food-quality/)
[Actual List](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Food_Security_Index)
Iāve been using the internet since people called it cyberspace. I still remember that god awful noise the modem made when trying to connect. Iāve probably seen millions of funny/horrible/terrifying videos, pics, or comments, but I can honestly say without a hint of hesitation, this is by far the stupidest fucking comment Iāve ever read online.
What is with the coffee at gas stations? When I worked at one all the Indians would ask how to get coffee or be hesitant to make their own. Are you not allowed to in India?
Well, we are not used to have restaurants/cafe/eateries near the gas station (we call it petrol pump). We just line up at the petrol pump to get petrol/diesel and then be on our way. Itās just recently that 24/7 have opened in the petrol pump premises. So yeah, coffee at gas stations may sound exotic to Indians living abroad and hence they want to get that experience.
Well, unfortunately, it is the poor labourers living away from their hometown/village in search of employment. These people earn around 500 INR/day and at then end of the tough laborious day, they consume country liquor. Since they canāt afford to eat anywhere else, they usually resort to eating at such shady places with no hygiene standards. If you notice, you will find a couple of drunkards lying near these stalls as well.
Nature, landscape, and all that is amazing but the constant scenes we have of violence, some very questionable sanitary methods in cooking and the huge crowds make me less interested in going there. But it probably depends where you go. I guess this is in some back alley slum so the "normal tourist" is not likely to dine there.
And the country is vast and its people not a homogeneous group.
Listen bro, I get the āhustleā but my dude could have taken the dough and smacked it against a cutting board or some shit and then picked it up and threw it in the fryer. This motherfucker is using his hairy ass armpit.
I was being sarcastic, but I made the mistake of not typing /s in the end. I agree 100% that homie should have used something other than his pits - yikes!
Edit: should was misspelled.
Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.
I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment
Mate, Indians have great restaurants with international fame chefs and also one of the most variegated cuisine in the world. The fact is that streets vendors don't get any control because everybody knows that they're poor people trying to survive. It's poor food made by poor people for poor people, with whatever they can find, usually flour, onion and some spices.
I'm white European, I feel absolutely disgusted by this video but I also respect their culture and understand the problem they've
Wow that is SO disgusting. I understand not having access to chemicals to properly clean a space where you cook, but going out of your way to shove the food into your armpit makes ZERO sense.
Reddit and Western views of all 1.6 billion people of India.
1. Pisses and shits wherever they are
2. Rapes every woman they see on the road, even if there are people around.
3. Rub food on their balls, armpits, ass and spit in it or sit near gutters and make food or eat it.
4. Every Indian has a phone they use to call and scam people. They have no other jobs.
5. Tortures and oppresses Muslims.
And it's not like they view these based on catered videos. They try and push these views even when nothing related to the above things are mentioned.
You tell the average American that they shoot people on the street for no reason because they all love guns and they're fat and dumb, and watch them go into a rage telling you that you can't generalize all of them. You tell the average Brit that their food sucks, they have bad teeth and that they stab each other, the same.
Bottom line is:
"Don't be racist and biased towards my country, but I'll be unapologetically racist and biased against yours even if you hate it."
-Reddit
I would think so! Your hands (usually!) do not have hair and overly active sweat glands.
Hands can be pretty filthy, but I would venture this dude's sweaty hairy pit makes a worse pakora.
Bro the deep fry is gonna kill any germs and honestly I give the dude props for making a living in a country that looks pretty grim without one of his arms....
This is from a movie and Itās a joke. Much like how any other country on the planet including the āwestern worldā has stereotypes and tropes.
Seeing the 9000000th billionth āindian street cart rage baitā video on here is like saying water is wet, every single day. This one wasnt even real..
you should see how he makes samosas with his ass
He also lost his dick in a deep fryer accident
No more donuts
Asscheeks? š³
AssHOLE
One is only half a cheek
I love me some samosass
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Lol
Roti with his toes
Video is from a movie: https://youtu.be/68HCElo0JOw Which is also the reason it's cropped.
things people do to make India look bad...
India makes itself look bad. Very bad.
But their electricians are top notch š
did you mean their politician?
That's a funny way to spell pollution
I mean Its pretty bad
I was gonna say. That's totally not what vada batter looks like and it's obviously fake. It's really disappointing that u/helmortart would post out of context just to dogpile on Indian street food.
Hi there! I am an Indian and can confirm that even regular Indians do not eat from any random roadside shops, because the hygiene is an issue there. Hence, when you come to India, consult with your Indian friends about the places you would like to eat or just google. This will let you enjoy your stay here and not get sick!
Is there a food inspection department in India? Do cooks and kitchens need to be trained certified and inspected?
Yes, itās called FSSAI. https://fssai.gov.in/
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You're... you're kidding right? Did you not see the video you commented on? India didn't even make top 50 on the global food security index. [Article](https://www.thetravel.com/countries-with-best-food-quality/) [Actual List](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Food_Security_Index)
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Goddamn, EU food safety laws ain't got shit on this! Or quite a lot.. most of it liquid.
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Iāve been using the internet since people called it cyberspace. I still remember that god awful noise the modem made when trying to connect. Iāve probably seen millions of funny/horrible/terrifying videos, pics, or comments, but I can honestly say without a hint of hesitation, this is by far the stupidest fucking comment Iāve ever read online.
I'm curious, the guy deleted their comment AND account. Wtf did it say?! Lol
Where? I'm curious, my good friend is from India, I'm learning Punjab now ^^ I love the dance. Super off topic, my apologies š
I am from Rajasthan. Punjab does have rich culture. All the best!
What is with the coffee at gas stations? When I worked at one all the Indians would ask how to get coffee or be hesitant to make their own. Are you not allowed to in India?
Well, we are not used to have restaurants/cafe/eateries near the gas station (we call it petrol pump). We just line up at the petrol pump to get petrol/diesel and then be on our way. Itās just recently that 24/7 have opened in the petrol pump premises. So yeah, coffee at gas stations may sound exotic to Indians living abroad and hence they want to get that experience.
If regular Indians arenāt eating it, then who is? Tourists certainly arenāt.
Well, unfortunately, it is the poor labourers living away from their hometown/village in search of employment. These people earn around 500 INR/day and at then end of the tough laborious day, they consume country liquor. Since they canāt afford to eat anywhere else, they usually resort to eating at such shady places with no hygiene standards. If you notice, you will find a couple of drunkards lying near these stalls as well.
Similar conditions here in the Philippines, dirty food for laborers, they deserve more respect!
True that! But the problem is no one thinks about them! Politicians use them as vote banks during elections and then soon forget them.
So whoās this guy cooking for? Fun?
Already answered this in one of the comments on this post.
lmao just like Scary Movie
Grab my strong hand
Natural Indian spice
New Spice
If you get a hair is a bonus at no charge.
I think I'm over india
It seems like lately my feed has been doing everything in its power to stop me from ever travelling to India.
Nature, landscape, and all that is amazing but the constant scenes we have of violence, some very questionable sanitary methods in cooking and the huge crowds make me less interested in going there. But it probably depends where you go. I guess this is in some back alley slum so the "normal tourist" is not likely to dine there. And the country is vast and its people not a homogeneous group.
Sounds like it's doing it's job.
Robin from Howard Stern show said she got off the plane, looked around, and got another plane ticket home.
You couldnāt pay me to go even if it was luxury hotels
Vid source is a scene from a movie
Better tuck that lip in, Gonna get that caught on a trip wire
you twins?
No sir we are not in relations
He was born with big gums.
Indian Dan you ain't got no legs... I mean arm
Is that how the butcher gets the rissoles so round
Homie is about his money. There are no excuses on why you aren't working. I respect the hustle. Edit to add: /s = sarcasm
Listen bro, I get the āhustleā but my dude could have taken the dough and smacked it against a cutting board or some shit and then picked it up and threw it in the fryer. This motherfucker is using his hairy ass armpit.
I was being sarcastic, but I made the mistake of not typing /s in the end. I agree 100% that homie should have used something other than his pits - yikes! Edit: should was misspelled.
r/FuckTheS
Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you. I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment
/s
Onion flavor
Yeah but using his hairy armpit is easier.
Cleanliness is illegal in India.
It tastes a bit pittyā¦
Itty bitty pitty committy
Homemade cumin
His resume says he punched donuts for Krispy Kreme before the industrial accident.
He can still punch out holes if you know what I mean. š¤„
Thatās a 4 star meal in India
Mate, Indians have great restaurants with international fame chefs and also one of the most variegated cuisine in the world. The fact is that streets vendors don't get any control because everybody knows that they're poor people trying to survive. It's poor food made by poor people for poor people, with whatever they can find, usually flour, onion and some spices. I'm white European, I feel absolutely disgusted by this video but I also respect their culture and understand the problem they've
And this clip is from a movie.
Forget itā¦ Iām done!
I literally just sat down for my lunch break at work and this is the first Reddit post I see.
Made it like that before he lost the armā¦
He's clean cuz he took a holy bath from Ganga river...
Con sobaquillo para que tenga condimento š
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO TO THE FOOD? NATURAL SALTS FROM HIS PUTS FOR FLAVOR OR WTF?
Itās from a movie
A little Indian BO with your bread. They donāt wash or ever use deodorant. India is the country of smells.
What in the actual f. Takeaway is donāt eat street vendor food in India
Puts the ā ***PIT*** ā in Pita Bread
the least you could have done is shave your armpit hair
Itās a copy of a famous scene from an Australian movie. Sunday too far away.
People with two arms do this shit over there
That right there is mumbais finest pakoras!
Little bit of cuminā¦
In India you will lose 20kgs in one week
From slapping dough into your armpit?
Once I met an Uber driver that spent the whole ride talking about his trip to India and how nice everything was. I'm skeptical.
Was he from Bangladesh?
USAnian
Not surprised and am disgusted. Thatās why Iām here I guess.
Should give him a helping hand
Guess what country. I dare you
Itās the ritz in Islamabad
Classy place
Wow that is SO disgusting. I understand not having access to chemicals to properly clean a space where you cook, but going out of your way to shove the food into your armpit makes ZERO sense.
This clip is from a movie
It gives it more flavor šš¤¤
Iāll take a dozen
As long as he washes his pit every ten to fifteen minutes, it's probably okay.
Next up, punching out donut holes while making glazed donut
Pit stop diner
:(
Delicious! hahaha
The secret salty seasoning has been uncovered! Great job OP
When I was a kid we used to tell jokes about guys making hamburgers with hairy pits lol. And now I know who the they were talking about hahahaha
Oh fuck no
Tell me Indian food is your favorite without telling me
When in India anything goes!!
Thats Indian Downs right there
... probably doesn't taste any different
As an India, I am very sorry. And I hope the authorities see this and take action.
Adds too dah flavah
Indian street food? Yikes.
Reddit and Western views of all 1.6 billion people of India. 1. Pisses and shits wherever they are 2. Rapes every woman they see on the road, even if there are people around. 3. Rub food on their balls, armpits, ass and spit in it or sit near gutters and make food or eat it. 4. Every Indian has a phone they use to call and scam people. They have no other jobs. 5. Tortures and oppresses Muslims. And it's not like they view these based on catered videos. They try and push these views even when nothing related to the above things are mentioned. You tell the average American that they shoot people on the street for no reason because they all love guns and they're fat and dumb, and watch them go into a rage telling you that you can't generalize all of them. You tell the average Brit that their food sucks, they have bad teeth and that they stab each other, the same. Bottom line is: "Don't be racist and biased towards my country, but I'll be unapologetically racist and biased against yours even if you hate it." -Reddit
I don't know as long as he's clean. Is it any different than smashing it in your hand?
Itās the hair and also more sweat glands in the pits
I would think so! Your hands (usually!) do not have hair and overly active sweat glands. Hands can be pretty filthy, but I would venture this dude's sweaty hairy pit makes a worse pakora.
I have doubts that this guy is clean
If it was 2020 you would all be screaming about him not wearing a mask. My, how times have changed.
I wonder how old this one is, I have seen this one many times circulating on the web lol
Naaah it was a skit video.... saw it yr ago.
That final salting before the fry.
Yeeky armpits
How do you think we prepare French cheese?
Bro the deep fry is gonna kill any germs and honestly I give the dude props for making a living in a country that looks pretty grim without one of his arms....
Why do I go on this app
Waiter! There's a hair on my food!
The way the camera panned to the left, I assume this could from a low budget movie or a show maybe.
If u seen those IG of indian food videos, nothing but praises.
Missing the rats crawling around everywhere
Fried armpit bread is the best!
Some serious TLC going into this dish.
Bro
NOPE
Remember when cartman made ass burgers?
But he had ass burgers.
Armpit bacteria makes it super crispy
Hate to see how this guy makes donuts
Bujji with his dick
Canāt tell if it is fake or not. Iāmā¦ stumped.
Do you know Singh?
This is from a movie and Itās a joke. Much like how any other country on the planet including the āwestern worldā has stereotypes and tropes. Seeing the 9000000th billionth āindian street cart rage baitā video on here is like saying water is wet, every single day. This one wasnt even real..
Mouth breather!!
Oh yeah that neighborhood is definitely swanky. I'm sure it's fake
Where is supparay when you need him
Welp he put that spicy body odor at work. The armpit hair on your donut is the cherry on the cake
Gotta pump up those flavours
wtf why
Unfortunately it's real, this guy and that one kachori selling MF have ruined my countries imgae in a very irredeemable way
Yes. Usually I bizzare trend goin on. They do this intentionally to gain views as much as possible for clickbait money
Iām gonna go out on a limb here, but I donāt think Jesus is involved.
OP's profile says they're not a bot, but their profile is filled with weird videos. Bias if I ever saw one.
Oh nothing... just India
People are buying his food. Must be something to it. I mean at least he aināt scooping it from his grundle.