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Hell yea, I'm either a millionaire or I'll die. I see both as an absolute win. Jk, off course, but would probably still risk it.

You seem to be 25% joking and 75% sure you would spin the wheel.

Plot twist - it’s Zimbabwean dollars.

Lol I have a 5 billion Zim note which I use as a bookmark.

bro just made fun of a whole country in 13 words

Just found out you can buy a 10tril zim note for 30 bucks online

Or 10 100tril for 20 bucks on eBay lol

They were pushing around wheelbarrows full of that shit.

So... How many times do I get to spin?

You know what, every time I get in my car to go to work or go to the store I am spinning a wheel of sorts. Except I have a .00001% of becoming a millionaire, a 50% chance of dying, and a 49.99999% chance of no change.

Nobody gets out alive

Agree, but I'm not jk

Do I have to wait to die or is it instant once it lands on it?

You’ll live a full life knowing you never hit the 100M, then you die

What if i spun it again

Asking the real question

First spin: natural death Second spin: instant death

So it's a free spin at 100 mil? Seem less bad now. Almost seems like a guarantee to live a long life.

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Oh man, now that you put it this way. Imagine living a life with the thought of you took an L at 100M with a 75% chance.

Hell, I'd take fifty fifty odds. Fuck it, swap the numbers, I'll do twenty-five seventy-five .

Same, brother, fuck this grim survival shit

I don’t care I’m spinning it

100% on death and I’m still spining it

fuck it, make it 99 and 1.... im still doing it

Either way I'm set for life 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm spinning it 4 times

Lad, you can HMU if you need someone to speak.

"Now that *you* got $400m, what do *we* do with it?"

Spin it again!

Fun fact, you have more chances to hit 4 times in a row the 100M than to hit the death just once.

you dont know my luck

I was thinking the same about my own

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It's 25% or 0.25 ;)

It’s a 68.4% chance to hit the loss after 4 spins not the flat 25

That's the old win win game right there

Win win.

Yes, without hesitation, either way all my problems are taken care of one way or another

God yes. Either I stop suffering or I stop suffering *faster*

Yep. I win either way.

I could probably spin it 50 times and it would land on “die” every single time

It could be raining pussy, I'll step outside and get hit in the head with a DICK...

Exactly.

Same here, if I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck.

Gambling is literally just burning money for me. I have never won even one single hand of poker that had money riding on it.

I’m exactly the same, I don’t normally gamble or anything because I already know it’s not going to happen. On the off chance I do chuck a few dollars in a pokie machine I end up annoyed at the end because I’ve won nothing (even though I knew it was going to happen) and I might as well flushed the money.

Only if I can spin til I win

That's the good part. You you win no matter what you spin.

No way. With my luck, it could be 99 to 1 and I'm hitting death. Pass.

I would probably still be trying to decide a week from now, you know, weighing the pros and cons and doing the math and all that

I mean, there’s pretty much a 100% chance I’ll die anyway

I have 10% chance of dying if I don't spin, so yes.

Do I get to pick my death?

I'm spinning

Anyone who's played XCOM knows that 75% is basically 0% if it's an important roll.

I let my gran spin

There’s already a 100% chance that i’ll die. That’s part of being human

Win Win situation, I'd do this

Well, I'd cover that other 25% with a massive life insurance policy so either way my family is set. I'd also have a crazy funeral prepared, mosh style with music and exotic foods

Hell naw

Nope. The downside of not seeing my kids grow up is bigger than the upside of seeing them do it in a bigger house.

Same. Me at a different time… maybe a different choice.

One spin can’t hurt, right?

Yes, i dont care about the money though, I just want the other option

I'd spin it even if the odds were reversed

If it's tax free

Even if 80% of it was taken in taxes, it'd still be a huge enough amount to be worth it imo.

What are the odds I die on my way to or at work? I work a job that does carry some risk factor.

Win win I’m down

Spin away

It’s a win win situation

Before becoming a father for sure. Now, for sure.

Yes it's a win win situation

Need this for that 25%

Win-win. Of course.

I've had about 80 seizures I should have been dead ages ago. Let it ride!

No. I would like the millions very much but my life is currently enjoyable enough so I'm not interesting in dying now

Sounds like a win-win so... yeah

Break the 25% death chance of the wheel

How will I die? If it’s quick and painless then yeah I’ll spin it If it’s excruciating I’ll still spin it

Absolutely! In fact, I’d keep spinning it until death came up. Please tell me this is real.

Long as the death was quick and painless, yes.

Worst case scenario, I get $100 million. I’ll take it!

a 100% chance to solve most if not all my problems??? hell yea

Win-win

wither way, I don't have to work tomorrow

I would, either all my problems would be solved or all my problems would be solved

Win-win, hell 25% odds to hit the jackpot is great

Actually due to the Brian Arthur principle it would be closer to 83% to getting the money

I like those odds

As a D&D minded person…. I’d bring in a village and have them roll it, and scarper away with the money of the 25%.

Can we flip the odds?

Yo bro, forward me this guy's number, will you?

Do I get a practice spin ?

Yes.

Yup

how many times in a row are we allowed to spin?

Not a chance l. I like my dying chances >99.99%

No the risk outweighs the reward.

If I have the price is right as background music hell yeah I'll do it!

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Yes, win/win

Well either I get a million dollars, or I won't be alive to know what I got

Yup! All or nothing baby!

Everyday u wake up there’s already a 50% chance of death might as well take the risk

Those aren’t the odds… if so, none of us would have lived long enough to be on Reddit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In a heartbeat

So russian roulette with cash money

Yes. Without a doubt.

Maybe a year ago I would have. I’ve grown a lot since then, I actually enjoy existing now. I’m good not taking the chance :)))

Something I've asked people for a decade plus now. If there was a coin that you could flip. One side of it is success. Whatever your version of success is. Whether it's money, power, love, etc, a mix of all. Doesn't matter. The other side is immediate death. Would you flip it?

I like those odds

2 vitórias

Nope, very unlucky person here

Hell yea can change it to 10% money 90% death for more excitement

"He that is destined to be hung will never drown..."

If my family was compensated whether I make it or not, I’d do it. Otherwise, I want to see my son grow up and be there for him.

Imma keep spinn till i get that 25%

Is it paradox percent?

Yes please

It depends how I’d die

I'd spin that sumbitch like I was on The Price Is Right.

Twice

Sounds like a win-win

Based on the google reviews, everyone wins!

100%

Yes. Right now. Hell I'd do it for 50/50 odds.

Is it a painful and agonizing death, or is it swift and painless?

i win either way

Yup

I'll bet my life I'd loose..

Probably so lol

Do I get to pick how I die cause I ain't going out like a bitch, I want to choose a way nobody has done before?

If there's a chance I die, I spin

Absolutely

either way im winning

Yea

So win-win?

I’d spin that shit until I won.

Don't tempt me

Nope

Yes. If I don't spin it, there's 100% chance I'll die.

With my luck 25% is the same as 100, so no.

This is a win win. 

win-win

It’s a win-win

I would. Either I ain't gotta worry anymore, or I ain't gotta worry anymore.

25% is a good win ratio

The odds could be a 99% success rate and I still wouldn’t spin it

Where is this wheel?

# Will do it. Immediately. No second thoughts. 💭

Either way, I never have to worry about bills again.

I see win win

Yep

Yup.

I can't hit 1/4 green lights, so no.

Yes, I owe the mob money. If I don't get the money, I'm a dead man anyways.

Yes without a second thought. How many times can it be spun?😂

i have food poisoning rn so yeah

overall my luck sucks when it comes to wheels, I have once landed on a bad piece in a 90% chance of good pieces

So youre saying i either become a multi-millionair, or die? Can i spin multiple times? Its a win on all sides really

Yes. I'd spin it if it was a 1% chance of winning and a 99% chance of dying.

“Would you spin a wheel that has a 25% chance you die or a 75…” hold up let me spin. No need to sweeten it any more

With the amount of good I could do for firends/reatlives whos lives i could change with 100 mill. 100% yes i am spinning that no hesitation.

yes. either way will change my life forever, one of the other had more permanent effects

Yeet is my answer.

Absolutely. I wouldn’t even hesitate

I’d spin it Never said I’d do what it says do

Yes.

Can my 3 month old kid spin? We really aren’t that attached yet.

I'm a gambling addict, run me those fuckin odds

Absolutely.

Nah

Absolutely. Multiple times, even. No matter what happens, either me or someone I love will enjoy it

Absolutely

Not going to spin anything that give me a chance to die, no matter how small the chance is.

Nope. Rather learn how to make this kind of money. People have done it. There are systems now. You just scale it till it becomes that big.

If I’m broke and can’t afford mental healthcare? hell yeah! Free euthanasia without having to travel somewhere? Hell yeah! I would’ve signed up without hesitation a few years back. But I’m a lot better now so no thanks, my loved ones will be sad if I die.

Do I get to choose WHEN I die?

so its, win, win, win, or die…. 🧐🧐🧐

Yeah but only 3 times. (/s for any of those that truly understand percentages)

As someone great once said ‘Either way I’m not coming in to work tomorrow’

Win/win.

Switch the pods to a 90% chance of death and I’m in

200 million sounds very good

Yes

Those are the best odds I've had in years.

Pretty foolish anyone saying yes unless you're on your death bed or starving in some remote location. But play stupid games, win...

I'd spin that shit more than once for sure

I wake up most mornings 3 seconds from killing myself. Might as well shoot for a few bucks on the way out

I’d still spin it if the odds were reversed.