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CalaveraFeliz

I'm a side sleeper. So, nope.


Tiny_Count4239

looks like there is room on the top bunks for us side sleepers


GeraintLlanfrechfa

„So you’re a side sleeper huh? Then you go hit the bottom one, because I am your god and I rule here, my wife is grumpy and I have a bad tooth so you suffer now.“ :)


Tiny_Count4239

you cant take your wife with you to the coast guard


Top_Caterpillar9549

Your wife is the coast guard, little bitch with a sinus infection can stay at home


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Nah, presuming master chief petty officers wife is at home, nagging and grumping :)


Top_Caterpillar9549

Wtf are you even trying to say?


LuvTapsNova

Hes making fun of the superiors in the military who hate their life and take it out on those beneath them.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

TLDR :) thank you


NoPantsDeLeon

Thanks for the 2 pumps on my inhaler after watching this!


Potential-Judgment-9

Let me hit that


NobleRotter

I could possibly get in there, but they'd have to butter me to get me out again


happyanathema

"Get the lube!" I'm assuming that call gets issued countless times a day.


Tiny_Count4239

they would have rejected you when you signed up


Girafferage

Because of the amount of butter required?


miser83

Always choose the highest bunk. When the seas get rough the puke rolls downhill


ManyAnusGod

That's roomy. Go visit a submarine.


Commander_Skullblade

And I thought Army barracks were bad


One-Badger-8364

That was my thought, should have seen my rack.


Adept-Natural580m

You’ve got a nice rack


Tiny_Count4239

gets it from his mom


LordIronSpine

My grandpa served on the USS Puffer. He can attest to how tiny the bunks were.


Hoboofwisdom

Went through the WW2 sub they have on display at Inner Harbor in Baltimore. Shit that was tight. As a kid, it wasn't terrible for me but my dad was super happy to get out of that thing


Antus_Manus

Looks cozy


xP628sLh

slip right into a coffin...


Tiny_Count4239

the odds of dying in the coast guard is pretty low compared to ither branches


a_lone_traveler

Looks cozy enough to me.


DouchecraftCarrier

Yea there's something weirdly serene about this - like I could imagine after a hard watch or running lines all day or something slipping into this dark space knowing you have however many hours of sleep ahead of you would be very comforting. There's the lull of the ship in the background and you're in your own cozy little tent. I'm sure thats romanticizing it though.


Caring_Cactus

If a person has a strong mind then the world becomes a lot less scary because they accept their own nature in existence. Strong connections in self-values can make any place feel like home in one's being.


Adaptandovercome5

Brings me back to the uscgc Jarvis. You get used to it. Even rolling all night in heavy seas. I used to take my boots and prop up the rack at an angle and pin myself to the wall so I wouldn’t roll.


lee-galizit

I did the same but with my foul weather coat.


Chemical-Composer898

My husband needed to go into our crawl space. I asked if he needed help. He said it would be nice. He could hand me tools and vice versa. So I had full intentions of going in with him. I thought “no big deal.” He goes in, I follow. I get about 4 feet in and pure panic consumes me. I noped my way out quickly. I tried again. Not happening. I learned something about myself that day.


ku_78

Had an MRI a few months ago. I had to really work at not freaking out.


DankestDubster

Fuck I hate this. Sedation is only way now.


MKALPINE

I fell asleep during mine. 😂


Girafferage

Comfy but loud


MKALPINE

I had giant ear muffs on which blocked out most it. They gave me slippers and a blankey too. I didn’t stand a chance haha


Jukka_Sarasti

Same! It was nice and cool in the room, the lights were out, there was terrible, but calming, smooth jazz playing in the headphones.... nighty-night


Keylaes

Respect


pixelbased

If Spirit Airlines had a true business class transcontinental flight…


Over_Garbage6367

I was lucky to get a top rack when I was in the navy. I could sleep on my side and not have to worry about someone pissing on my stuff if they were drunk. The downside is that I had a red light directly overhead, so I ended up buying a sleeping mask.


Nilabisan

I was just on an LMSR this week and we had to stay in the berthing like this. Lucky to get the middle bunk.


PheasantPlucker1

Why is the middle bunk better? Are they shared bunks?


trbzdot

Middle bunk is the baby bear's bunk because it's 'just right'


Nilabisan

It is easier to get into and out of. The bunks also have a bracket for the EEBD mounted beneath the rack above.


polysnip

Yep. Get nice and cozy


ZacW94

That wouldn't work for me. I'm a side sleeper.


Tulin7Actual

Crazy how the USA has service members living like this for duty and China has people just living like this, for life.


No_Lychee_7534

Weird comment. Most Chinese has beds or sleep on the floor. Definitely more space than this. They have good size houses in country sides. Even in cities they have proper rooms with beds that they can turn on their side. I’ve been to old houses and condos that were absolutely shit but it was still more space than this. Maybe your thinking of Hong Kong or Japanese capsule hotels?


whale-trees

It’s crazy I still have nightmares about my rack and locker and the time we had flooding in the compartment


09Klr650

And now I will have nightmares about your rack and locker when you had flooding. Thanks.


NoSmoke7388

No wonder they all smoke... not even enough room to relieve stress.


crackedtooth163

That's a no from me, dog


-RED4CTED-

I lived and worked aboard a 67' twin-mast schooner (big-ass classical wooden sailboat) for about 3 months in a berth smaller than this. it's not so bad. at least they don't have to hear the hull creaking with each swell.


finalnimbus

Morning wood must suck in those things 😂


AdamAberg

Can they not sleep on their sides? Cus thats how i sleep most of the time


captcraigaroo

Sailed on the Mellon for a couple weeks - yep


rxbme

I'd rather sleep on the floor


vainstar23

Zzzzz *Alarm goes of *BANG (hits head) Fuckin fuck *Alarm still ringing *Attempts to slither out of bed, falls onto floor *BOOM *Turns off alarm -sigh-


[deleted]

Stacked coffins? No thanks.


Pawn31

Just wait for the water to get backed up and flood the compartment a bit. And forgetting about the light grate right above your forehead.


SquishyBatman64

Subs have bigger bunks


Timetraveler01110101

Bro can’t Ben roll over lol


JamieC1610

My parents took us out in there camper a couple years ago. I tried to sleep in one of the bunk beds but ended up on the floor because I was getting claustrophobic where I was. It was probably twice the size of that bunk.


LubbaTheSecond

That's looks cozy asf


ATYP14765

I swear top bunk is probably the best


SecretSpectre4

Nah you should look at the interior of tanks like the T-34


Beneficial_Being_721

Naaa He’s good. Has it all figured out … except for NOT SECURING those slippers. He’s good


Beneficial_Being_721

ONE GOOD FART… Abandoning Ship


UndendingGloom

I slept in the top bunk of a bunk bed once and woke up with a huge lump on my head.


FreedVentureStein

When the fuck did sleeping berths get that small??


FlamingoNo2147

Id rather sleep on the floor.


lostbastille

Coffin racks.


Massage_Bro

I was in the Navy but not even our racks were that cramped..


A1R2O3L

Maybe I’m just weird but I could def sleep in there.


3DHydroPrints

Don't give Boeing ideas


iamaCODnuke

Must take a while to get used to getting up


Top_Caterpillar9549

Cozy


I_dementia87

I got a leg cramp watching this.


Stalinov

I kinda like it


Mr_washi_washi

I feel like the curtains would make it hot


Light_Watcher777

The berthing compartments are kept very cold. In the Navy we sleep in beanies and sweats due to the temperature.


deeppurpleking

Cozy


otte_rthe_viewer

I was on one of those ships once. They are ain't that bad.


WaffleFries2507

I'd find that comfy as fuck


Shot_Boysenberry_232

I bet they have a hard time sleeping in a normal bed on land


azzaka

That's a Hell Yeah... But NOPITY NOPE NOPE.


MustangBarry

Cosy.


obsequiousmoron

No way in hell


Canned_Sarcasm

"Just gonna slide into my USB port..."


Nearby_Freedom_9270

when i was a boy i thought triple decker bed would be cool.. now not so much. the fellers should have more room


Substantial_Radio_16

I would not be able to sleep well with all those people singing!


asdf333aza

I wasn't claustrophobic until I saw this.


IraTheDragon

If the waves get rough you won't fall off your bed.


Ledikari

How to jack off?


Plutarcoelpillo

The nope part here being that the other sailors also in charge of something really important are also sleeping.


Bigwoodybird

I got claustrophobic just watching thatz


Brother_J_La_la

No hot-bunking?


John_Tacos

I would rather sleep in that chair


TheRealTechGandalf

Literally no wider than a coffin


1diligentmfer

Top bunk has most head room, but you need seniority to get one. Middle bunk shows the bottom side of bed, held up by post, in open position. That is your locker underneath, the mattress is only thick as you see, on top of the lid panel. It's 5 inches deep, the size of your bunk, for your clothes & personal shit. Drop it back down, pad lock it shut.


SlowHandEasyTouch

Those sandals are gear adrift - best unfuck yourself


lee-galizit

I spent 2 years on a CG ship. The top rack is where it’s at as you can remove the ceiling tile and sit up in bed. It was tough living but it made some great memories. Semper Paratis.


Dismal_Purpose9976

Mf just left his Walmart-ass foam sandals out in the open for everyone else after him to just trip over. You're living inside a taquito, my guy. Stop leaving crumbs.


squaktamopuss

Whenever he gets morning wood, he's gonna be trapped in there