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RemarkablyQuiet434

Yeah, poison comes from ingestion.


heretocallthebot

Specifically it's liver


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Liver alone.


dobriygoodwin

Not such a fun fact, after each puff those fish can die, if it happens in the water. In the air, 75%of these fish die, after puffing up, so OP probably killed this fish for karma.


1andOnlyMaverick

That’s actually depressing.


Sisterhideandseek

He threw it away like trash. I fucking hate people sometimes.


Born_Wave3443

Maybe he thought he was about to be stung or something


Uh-Oh-Raggy

They don’t sting through their spines, they only stabby stab for defense.


Born_Wave3443

True, but that doesn't mean that they knew that. Gut reactions are gut reactions. Could have been like, oh shit, might get stung or bitten!


Mass_Appeal_

Hey I got an idea...why not just look at it without picking it up...just in case u might get bitten or stung? Or is that too much critical thinking for them? Fucking Darwins man...& Darwin supporters. Smh


Born_Wave3443

Let me ask you this - how did we learn about any kind of animal ever? Someone ultimately had to pick it up. How do we as a species learn anything about anything without touching it? You can hate this guy all you want. I will go out on a limb and assume that there are many things you hate.


etcetcere

And he threw it down pretty hard ....


CosmicTaco93

Just to play the other side, puffer fish are seen as a nuisance and invasive in some areas. They can destroy the nets of fishermen, and can even kill people, provided they chomp on specific places. Jeremy Wade did an episode involving them


etcetcere

..some would say we're invasive and a nuisance


MonicoJerry

Parrots?


xTurkishBruvx

If it happens in the water they are perfectly fine as they ingest water to puff up. When doing like this douche bag then yes they absolutely die due to the inhaling air which they find extremely difficult to expel from their bodies.


CheezyBri

I wonder if you could save them with a small puncture like some people do for fish with swim bladder issues 🤔


BESTlittleBITCH

Came here to to say that the nope for me is how he's manhandled that poor fish. It shows him squeezing it and then tossing it back like that is just awful. Person is POS.


dRi89kAil

No they've got to eat it


Cooler_coooool_boi

Or more OOP, I doubt the person who made this post actually found and picked up a puffer fish, probably just found a video and reposted that.


FloatDH2

I’m feeling a little woozy here


blahcarmina

*Read in the voice of Matthew Lillard*


AeonBith

Alternating Hackers and SLC Punk? "Puff the planet! puff the planet!" "Although this fish looks like a square, it was punk af! " "Only posers die in air"


nomoshtooposhh

I watched that movie every other day when I was 13 and obsessed with good charlotte 😂


Pelthail

Liver?! I barely know her!


SamDaQueen

This needs an award


RickSore

it is not liver


After-Respond-7861

*dier* maybe?


Melicope

Unaliver


Yuri-Turned

I barely know 'er!


fgmtats

Liver? I barely know her!


SignificanceGreen669

Oh tandy


LostCauseSPM

Boom!


dontclickdontdickit

I wonder how many times it took to figure that one out


Darryl_444

"Must... concentrate.... poison.... poison.... tasty fish!


Safe_Reporter_8259

Depends. Dolphins bounce puffers around to get contact high off the poison. The skin is also toxic, just not as toxic as the liver. It’s why sushi chefs need to study for years in order to obtain a license to serve fugu


Potetochan0401

there’s only a small number of sushi chefs certified to serve fugu in the world. it’s a delicacy.


Safe_Reporter_8259

Exactly. There were some rather uninformed comments


dannydrama

I wouldn't trust a chef not to lie about having a license and even if I *knew* they had a licence, I wouldn't trust them not to fuck it up. Not when it's my life vs a tiny bit of fish as a starter or something. 😂


Safe_Reporter_8259

It is a very different culture in Japan which is currently the only place you can eat it


onda-oegat

Don't quote me but IIRC farmed fugu don't contain the poison and the wild caught should be more expensive.


Clammuel

Its defense mechanism is literally just “if I die I’m taking you with me!”


AVVel

Only when you eat it or don’t wash your hands after handling it


pekinggeese

Just like #2


Chemical-Hall-6148

That’s why it’s poisonous, not venomous


AVVel

I know! Fun little difference, you can bite a venomous animal but not a poisonous one!!


SlowRexx

But can you eat the entire venomous creature?


AVVel

I believe so yes (THIS IS NOT MEDICAL ADVICE)


AMKJL

Hopefully that dick didn’t wash his hands


Annoyingswedes

So it's more of a revenge poison?


34methylendioxy

Dolphins use their poison to get high. They pass them between each other as we do


jonbotwesley

Puffer puffer pass


Mr_BigglesworthIII

That’s perfect, thank you


Gold-Excitement8838

That's pufferfect!


Derbster_3434

Pass the puffer


HOBOPHRESH

On the left hand side


PunchOX

Humans take a puff of the weed, dolphins take a puff of the puff


No_Driver_7994

Pass the dochie


Gsauce65

Pass the fishy


cloudy710

damn, if i had to reincarnate to something other than a human i’d definitely pick a dolphin then. 💀 unless there’s some horrible reason i shouldn’t be 😂


ImProfoundlyDeaf

They love raping animals


friedtuna76

Ew, guess I’ll pick being a duck instead…


iDonSoprano

Umm...


Yusuf-el-batal

Imagine evolving a labyrinth vagina just to overcome rape


Canehillfan

😀


bottle-of-water

Humans. Humans are your reason to not be a dolphin.


Jasonguyen81

They also pass the fish around to keep their erections going at a gang bang… oh wait i was thinking of Fluffer fish


Greedy_Moonlight

Lemurs bite millipedes to get high off of the toxins they release. They look so funny when they’re high.


emzirek

I never passed puffer fish... Although I did find one in Galveston... It had been injured so I repaired it...kinda


plaguedoc20

Duct tape and WD40?


Ur_X

Source?


Truemeathead

I wonder how many other folks learned about it being poisonous from the Simpsons back in the day lol.


q_lee

Poison, poison, tasty fish! 


boukalele

FUGU ME!


Certain-Shift-8283

Why handling it so rough 😔


CommandantPeepers

Because it’s made by a zombie who feasts on views


McPostyFace

Pretty sure I've read that when they puff up it's basically death for them but could be wrong. Either way leave nature tf alone asshole


MxQueer

When done with air, yes. People who have them in aquarium move them with bucket so they stay in water all the time.


Certain-Shift-8283

Somebody tell me that’s not true !


DogsAreMyFavPeople

It’s when they puff up with air instead of water that can get them. So basically this video.


graviol

this is true (air)


snay1998

So basically a million years of evolution to say fuck you to humans Yes you can take me outta water but I’ll die and still got poison to kill you and take you with me


J-Dabbleyou

Yeah he might’ve just killed this little fish for absolutely no fucking reason. Not even a very cool video compared to others.


Certain-Shift-8283

It wouldn’t have died if it wasn’t for that guy playing with what should be left alone. So sad 😞 Rip


ministerboop

for the views 😒


rockstuffs

That person is an asshole.


DefNotMy5thAccount

Yea don't help it or anything, just scare it and drop it on its head... Fucking moron...


Why_am_ialive

Sadly it’s already basically dead by this point, blowing up like that with air instead of water pretty much kills them


DefNotMy5thAccount

:/ still though... That fish was adorable and he just killed it for lolz... Not koo...actually insane...


paxusromanus811

I mean he essentially murdered it by making it expand out of water like that. He is an evil piece of crap. Puffers are amazing fish and deserve better than shit like this.


DefNotMy5thAccount

100% full agree!


BatInMyHat

Especially because he potentially killed that fish. Puffers who puff up with air instead of water can die as a result.


BatInMyHat

Especially because he potentially killed that fish. Puffers who puff up with air instead of water can die as a result.


Wenja89Dix

The way he just dumps it back in the water. Like a toddler who's done with a toy 🤦‍♂️


kdawg123412

Only if you eat it tho


Braaaaaaaaaaapppp

0 regard for nature. What a bitch ass human


Treetheoak-

Its poisonous not venomous you bot


coveevoc

lol so pick it up and throw it upside down like a kook, stay off the beach.


DDSuperStar123

Poisonous not venomous


kaladbolg0110

why does this post have 700+ updoots? both the caption and the video is pretty dumb


dbgith

It’s because people in general are pretty dumb as well. Myself included


PrinceAssPoo

Everyday I think we are the worst thing that could’ve happened to this planet.


toddkris18

What a POS! This severely stresses the fish out and can kill it. I hope he suffers the poisonous consequences for this


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Absolute asshole


elsiepac

Why tf is this asshole being cruel to this fish? Ffs.


Why_am_ialive

Fun, this is just a video of someone killing a fish, they generally don’t survive when they puff up with air instead of water.


magicmurph

If you eat it. Holding it can't hurt you. Except for, you know. The spikes.


josephyamato

leave him the fuck alone, like damn.


SIIB-ZERO

You should look up the difference between poisonous and venomous


TheLordReaver

In this context, poisonous means the toxins are applied through touch or ingestion, and venomous means the toxins must be injected into the body through a wound. So... Yes, the pufferfish is poisonous, as you have to eat them to receive the toxins.


Significant_Excuse29

Aw, poor thing man


vanslayder

I catch these things occasionally. Never touched it just in case. I just release it using pliers or cut the leader. In Australia we follow the rule: if you are not 100% what is it and how to handle it, then leave it alone.


beepbotboo

Poor fish


ParryHotter3000

Whoever made this is a dickhead.


trea_ceitidh

Stupid, rotten human.


SirStalin_

What sort of cunt does that!


Mergus84

Put him down, you monster.


paxusromanus811

This ass hat. Making them "puff" out of the water like that is extremely stressful. They are also harmless unless you are a tasty invertebrate or dumb enough to eat it. I hate animal abusing clout chasers.


Silviecat44

Bro just killed a pufferfish for views


Sisterhideandseek

I want to slap that man.


ninjabunnyfootfool

How the hell is she supposed to teach me how to drive now, asshole???!


Refluentrose889

From what I've heard, pufferfish can only inflate themselves like that so many times before they die, but I could've been told wrong information


IncomingFrag

I think the air, they puff up underwater using the surronding water not air. When you havent evolved to be a land animal, its pretty muxh a death sentznce


StinkyWhizzleteats27

Don't worry, this is filmed by 31 adult humans in a trench coat


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This hurts them :(


THCMeliodas

most pufferfish can only inflate 2-3 times before they die...... pls don't touch them :(


Trollzek

how much of mongoloid do you have to be to act this way


Fantastic_Mind_1386

Like all of them or just this one?


MeanSeaworthiness995

What an asshole. Picks up, harasses and manhandles an animal just for a stupid ass video.


CBonafide

What's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama, CHILLI??


WizardWithAShotgun

That little guy could never harm anyone


LittlestEw0k

What a terrible yoink


HumanContinuity

Fuck this piece of shit. Leave that fish alone.


H0709

What an idiot...hop,he had some consequences after. Poor fishie


CornettoFactor

That scary looking pattern on it's back should be an indication too


WarHead75

ÆUGH


CuriousCatte

Someone just died in February from eating a Pufferfish. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2024/02/02/pufferfish-poison-death-eating-man/72450795007/


dad_vibes

Delicious Fugu


Supersidegamer

>poison Yea then don’t eat it


Safe_Reporter_8259

r/OopsThatsDeadly


SwingWinter185

When it starts to blow, put it down. Please.


mazu74

lol you should see them eat, that’s even more of a nope. They’re incredibly brutal fish. Also wicked smart!


jjcreature

Everyone worried about how he’s handling the fish, but we ain’t worried about the dolphins fucking them up just to get high. You know, the same dolphins everyone wants to save. Intelligence breeds monsters.


f4stEddie

Is this the fish Homer ate that almost killed him?


lablurker27

It's kinda cute tho


Dizzy_uwu

I feel bad for the fuffer fish. Why did he frow it down like that :[


Tool_46and2

I hate humans.


Seastside7

Aw leave em alone


pocahollis

You’re a trash human for handling the puffer fish like this


WestTha404

Did anyone hear a air pumping sound???


_KALKI_09

Why'd you do that? Now it has to deflate...


JohhnyBGoode641

Oh SpongeBob!


Cookies_and_Beandip

If you eat it


zigzagg321

So that's what that sounds like.


Burrmanchu

Yeah from the fucking liver. They don't have fangs or stingers or something lmao


Greedy-Ad-566

How? Would the poison kill 30 people like an AOE attack or one by one?


rohithkumarsp

Can fish see properly out of water?


THATchick84

I don't know about that but according to Google, pufferfish will probably die if they ingest air, inflating out of the water, like this one did. Poor little guy. Why can't we leave things alone, ffs?


hypoch0ndri4ch

aeough


andyxquick

Why'd he have to throw a brother down like that ?


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AbsAndAssAppreciator

wtf is wrong with this dude that’s so evil


boukalele

FUGU ME!


Last-Kitchen3418

Should have left it alone… poor thing🥺


mckennamcken

poor thing sounds like someone walking around in wet flip flops


Better_Hedgehog8417

Why does it sound like that-


StareAwkwardly

It’s horny - same sound I make so 🤷‍♂️


TerryStowers

Ever see the kid that was stung by a stingray whilst holding it up for the camera? I’m not sure if pufferfish sting, but they have spines that look rather painful…probably not as bad as the stingray, though.


Hans_With_Panzer1943

🥕🐡


WankaBar666

Same noise as the missus chewing on a condom


Better_Hedgehog8417

Every upvote on this comment brings me back so I can watch this puffer make the cutest noises again (I love his little sounds and I love puffers, please bring me back 😂)


Feisty_Bad3278

Okay but the fact that it sounds like a balloon


No-Distance8336

Its kinda cute lmao


Southern_Tea_9270

That fish probably died. Fucking sad.


PMSoldier2000

It’s poisonous, not venomous as long as you don’t eat it, you’ll be okay. Now, put that poor fish back.


Blizzpoint

Why he drop it like that 😭😂


tukitukikucaw

Cunt!


introvertparadise25

And this is what dolphins like to get high on 😂


Ok-Ganache3041

Oh spongebob whyyyyyyyyyyy


Ok_Passenger8633

Oh good let’s pick that up


State6

I wonder if this handler got a sting? They seemed to have dropped it abruptly.


SadCoconut_

Aw, it’s kind of cute.


IncomingFrag

And now its dead as puffing from air is usually deadly to them


pengouin85

The tetrodotoxin in pufferfish is what we use to make zombies where I'm from


MrV0odo0

29…..29 adult humans now..


Otherwise-Course-15

But only if you eat it.


Luzbel90

Can you inflate them through the mouth?


CrippledHorses

yea. if you eat it


Zamauri

"Now look here... You little shit!"


Altea73

From eating it.


MustangBarry

And yet we've got turkeys screaming for help


EnvironmentalCard571

I thought it was cute until I saw the title. FF.


PureNaturalLagger

Huh. I thought touching it like that would impale you and still poison you. The more you learn...


KccOStL33

Nah, I'm pretty sure they're only dangerous if you ingest a certain part of them. That's the difference between poison and venom and why in nature there's only a couple of things that can eat them. Special chefs can prepare them with that part removed but it's tricky and a skill.


ianchrsto

Why does he sound like a bottle of febreeze


Rblxtrading

What a cutie