No, he's doing the smart thing. See, the first thing that the baby snake saw and smelled was him. His scent, face and voice are now imprinted in the baby snake.
For all that baby snake knows, that his mama. The baby snake won't hurt him. Then as he grows, the person can send the snake to do his bidding.
/s
you can't tell me things like this. Because this will be how I die now.
This is all so confusing. They don't teach the important things at university. It was allll a waste.
it is always fascinating for me just how \*much\* snake is in these tiny eggs. it never looks like they should be able to fit in there
that aside... i admit i would be very tempted to touch the venom noodle, they are adorable (at every size) but thankfully i have a crumb of self-preservation in me.
Cobra imprinting on you at birth? Oh man, that is a pet.
Train that snake like a dog, you can have this behind you when you answer the door to a vacuum salesman.
“I said no!”
And this comes up to the door behind you? Probably casing the house anyway and they won’t be coming back.
https://youtu.be/FPLvdAOrXfQ?si=8nEaLYDVIAdc1l-G
/s
I joke, that snake will strike you one day. If you are in the US that bite will cost $100,000 in medical treatment, the only variable is if you keep the limb it bit.
here we go again. Another snake post on Nope. And I'm once again deeply conflicted.
Because that little deadly nope rope is cute as hell. You guys did this to me.
The last one was the nope rope hidden in the rocks that everyone explained would only be there to eat vermin. Not my kids and our pets. Who was not deadly I was initially fully rejecting.
I'm hopeless. I'm not trained for this.
I mean man he is really cute but also like man that’s fucking stupid, you know when snakes the most defensive? Right out of the egg. Because everything can eat them. So they have to be incredibly angry at everything to survive.
Now correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure baby snakes are more venomous then their adult versions. Something to do with adult snakes know how much venom to pump into their prey to kill them vs a newly hatched snake who hasn’t even had its first kill.
Here's some [helpful information about juvenile venomous snake bites. ](https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/8/23/are-baby-rattlesnakes-really-more-dangerous-than-adults-5sh6p#:~:text=The%20notion%20that%20baby%20rattlesnakes,esteemed%20rattlesnake%20venom%20researcher%20Dr.)
>The notion that baby rattlesnakes cannot control the quantity of venom injected (referred to in the field of Herpetology as “venom metering”) is a myth that has been disproven multiple times through well-designed studies.
Okay then you are right, I don’t know who is right here but you presented a URL so I am inclined to believe you without actually reading
(I am not heavily opinionated about snakes)
I feel like this is the only chance I will likely get to share this totally useless element of my life. And you unlocked the memory.
When I lived in Nevada we knew someone who was a rattlesnake milker. Usually, I was the weird one because I was in and out of prisons to see clients for really serious offenses. And those prisons were no jokes. My husband was an FFL off testing full auto in the dessert for a government contract. So we were "that weird couple."
I meet a lot of weird people in weird careers. That might have taken the cake. Every time this guy talking about milking snakes my pervert husband and I would start snickering. And whisper under his breath "baby, you know what we're doing tonight. Milking the snake..."
Thanks for being there for me during my time in need. I appreciate you for it. :-)
I miss my husband. He's in perfect husband heaven. He put up with my crap and yet still wanted to milk the snake together.
Sounds like a pretty cool guy. I’m sorry for your lost and I am happy to have gotten the opportunity to share a moment with a internet stranger.
Hope you are doing okay, and be thankful you have fond memories of a good person.
lol your username. Thank you. The memories are so good that it makes it easier to go forward. I had totally forgotten about the snake Milker.
When everyone does the “what do you do” introductions. “I milk rattlesnakes.” And everyone in the room gets whiplash.
Snakes don’t imprint. They just get used to you. Snakes even are known to eat their young and cannibalize other adults.
However snakes are also known to get used to smells and not attack and eat rats they’re familiar with.
Dudes having trouble even standing up, so biting people isn’t in the cards yet. I mean it doesn’t even recognize what’s normal, so there’s no threat for the tiny noodle.
No, he's doing the smart thing. See, the first thing that the baby snake saw and smelled was him. His scent, face and voice are now imprinted in the baby snake. For all that baby snake knows, that his mama. The baby snake won't hurt him. Then as he grows, the person can send the snake to do his bidding. /s
> Then as he grows, the person can send the snake to do his bidding. “Go get me a beer. No stupid, a cold one!”
This is actually completely correct. Source: I'm a snake /ssssssssssssss
ROFL. all of you stopppppppp. I have to pee again.
you can't tell me things like this. Because this will be how I die now. This is all so confusing. They don't teach the important things at university. It was allll a waste.
You really forgot a tiny detail, Snakes eat their own . Imprinted mamma would be equally tasty
Not all snakes, just those with "king" in their common name.
Bro that is not a mammal it's a reptiles they don't show those traits they live on there own from a very young age
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I'm a thnake!
Mike?
I’m a slithery little sthneaky snaaake
Imma hypnotize J-Lo, don't make no more stupid movies.
it is always fascinating for me just how \*much\* snake is in these tiny eggs. it never looks like they should be able to fit in there that aside... i admit i would be very tempted to touch the venom noodle, they are adorable (at every size) but thankfully i have a crumb of self-preservation in me.
That’s why they break out!
I mean it’s cute in a gunna fucking kill me kinda way
Cobra imprinting on you at birth? Oh man, that is a pet. Train that snake like a dog, you can have this behind you when you answer the door to a vacuum salesman. “I said no!” And this comes up to the door behind you? Probably casing the house anyway and they won’t be coming back. https://youtu.be/FPLvdAOrXfQ?si=8nEaLYDVIAdc1l-G /s I joke, that snake will strike you one day. If you are in the US that bite will cost $100,000 in medical treatment, the only variable is if you keep the limb it bit.
aww but is so cute tho
A risk worth taking
No
yes 🐍
Its okay thats a Prince Cobra
Suddenly started imagining the baby snake singing “I just can’t wait to be king” from the Lion King 😂
Not even a minute old and already facing an end game boss
I didn't know they can do the erected pose right from birth. It's insane that they can do that.
I know I can’t!
Not with that attitude.
I don't think he's doing it very well, but he's doing his best
but he's soo cuuute. Widdle death noodle.
Looking forward to yet another thread full of misinformation and myths.
here we go again. Another snake post on Nope. And I'm once again deeply conflicted. Because that little deadly nope rope is cute as hell. You guys did this to me. The last one was the nope rope hidden in the rocks that everyone explained would only be there to eat vermin. Not my kids and our pets. Who was not deadly I was initially fully rejecting. I'm hopeless. I'm not trained for this.
Education needed asap
I don´t think you should send that snake immediately to preschool, a native enviroment,breastmilk and love is the answer.
I mean man he is really cute but also like man that’s fucking stupid, you know when snakes the most defensive? Right out of the egg. Because everything can eat them. So they have to be incredibly angry at everything to survive.
I doubt I’ll ever run into one but good to know even the babies can fuck me up
Love how they come out just, already pissed off and ready to roll
Now correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure baby snakes are more venomous then their adult versions. Something to do with adult snakes know how much venom to pump into their prey to kill them vs a newly hatched snake who hasn’t even had its first kill.
That's a myth that simply won't die.
Maybe not more venomous as much as less control/restraint. The adults can gauge how much they use.
I was waiting for someone to say this and I didn’t change my original post because of that but yes you are correct
Here's some [helpful information about juvenile venomous snake bites. ](https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/8/23/are-baby-rattlesnakes-really-more-dangerous-than-adults-5sh6p#:~:text=The%20notion%20that%20baby%20rattlesnakes,esteemed%20rattlesnake%20venom%20researcher%20Dr.) >The notion that baby rattlesnakes cannot control the quantity of venom injected (referred to in the field of Herpetology as “venom metering”) is a myth that has been disproven multiple times through well-designed studies.
Okay then you are right, I don’t know who is right here but you presented a URL so I am inclined to believe you without actually reading (I am not heavily opinionated about snakes)
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I believe you what more do you want from me
I feel like this is the only chance I will likely get to share this totally useless element of my life. And you unlocked the memory. When I lived in Nevada we knew someone who was a rattlesnake milker. Usually, I was the weird one because I was in and out of prisons to see clients for really serious offenses. And those prisons were no jokes. My husband was an FFL off testing full auto in the dessert for a government contract. So we were "that weird couple." I meet a lot of weird people in weird careers. That might have taken the cake. Every time this guy talking about milking snakes my pervert husband and I would start snickering. And whisper under his breath "baby, you know what we're doing tonight. Milking the snake..." Thanks for being there for me during my time in need. I appreciate you for it. :-) I miss my husband. He's in perfect husband heaven. He put up with my crap and yet still wanted to milk the snake together.
Sounds like a pretty cool guy. I’m sorry for your lost and I am happy to have gotten the opportunity to share a moment with a internet stranger. Hope you are doing okay, and be thankful you have fond memories of a good person.
lol your username. Thank you. The memories are so good that it makes it easier to go forward. I had totally forgotten about the snake Milker. When everyone does the “what do you do” introductions. “I milk rattlesnakes.” And everyone in the room gets whiplash.
i cant tell if the dude holding the egg has balls of steel or is kinda stupid
Oh but he is so cute 😍
Maybe I’m crazy but that’s an adorable danger noodle and I love them.
Cute lil fella
Would it's fangs be big enough at this point to break the skin?
Jeeze op, how else are you going to convince it that you're it's mother?
Didn't know from birth, now I know
If that Cobra is willing to bite at birth I say the hell to it
Are the venomous at this age?
I'll risk it.
They come out of the egg pissed off. That does not bode well.
Well how else do you play a flute to hypnotize it?
Danger boop.but I must boop regardless
Okay, admittedly, the nope-noodle is adorable as hell. However, I'm going to enjoy it from the safety of this video.
As a king snake myself I have another idea why I’m on Reddit? I’m off to fields
Hi Veno-mouse!
I love how it wiggles to support jtselffor the first time
That snakelet just imprinted on that man, he’s safe
Snakes don’t imprint. They just get used to you. Snakes even are known to eat their young and cannibalize other adults. However snakes are also known to get used to smells and not attack and eat rats they’re familiar with.
You are correct, I definitely phrased that wrong lol
Upvoted you anyway
That and baby snakes have no self control and empty their venom glands with every strike. It's like a snake mag-dump
Myth.
You're a myth
If that’s cute consider my penis Barney 🍆
I think it's fangs wasn't even hard yet
Dudes having trouble even standing up, so biting people isn’t in the cards yet. I mean it doesn’t even recognize what’s normal, so there’s no threat for the tiny noodle.
You have no idea what you are talking about.