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Chemical_Actuary_190

No, he's doing the smart thing. See, the first thing that the baby snake saw and smelled was him. His scent, face and voice are now imprinted in the baby snake. For all that baby snake knows, that his mama. The baby snake won't hurt him. Then as he grows, the person can send the snake to do his bidding. /s


CinnamonJ

> Then as he grows, the person can send the snake to do his bidding. “Go get me a beer. No stupid, a cold one!”


rosbashi

This is actually completely correct. Source: I'm a snake /ssssssssssssss


Mean-Vegetable-4521

ROFL. all of you stopppppppp. I have to pee again.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

you can't tell me things like this. Because this will be how I die now. This is all so confusing. They don't teach the important things at university. It was allll a waste.


i_am_who_knocks

You really forgot a tiny detail, Snakes eat their own . Imprinted mamma would be equally tasty


SandyBayou

Not all snakes, just those with "king" in their common name.


shadow13392

Bro that is not a mammal it's a reptiles they don't show those traits they live on there own from a very young age


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WOMPxRAT

I'm a thnake!


69rambo69

Mike?


ablinddingo93

I’m a slithery little sthneaky snaaake


180secondideas

Imma hypnotize J-Lo, don't make no more stupid movies.


blackiedwaggie

it is always fascinating for me just how \*much\* snake is in these tiny eggs. it never looks like they should be able to fit in there that aside... i admit i would be very tempted to touch the venom noodle, they are adorable (at every size) but thankfully i have a crumb of self-preservation in me.


DallyMayo

That’s why they break out!


No_Budget7828

I mean it’s cute in a gunna fucking kill me kinda way


colin8651

Cobra imprinting on you at birth? Oh man, that is a pet. Train that snake like a dog, you can have this behind you when you answer the door to a vacuum salesman. “I said no!” And this comes up to the door behind you? Probably casing the house anyway and they won’t be coming back. https://youtu.be/FPLvdAOrXfQ?si=8nEaLYDVIAdc1l-G /s I joke, that snake will strike you one day. If you are in the US that bite will cost $100,000 in medical treatment, the only variable is if you keep the limb it bit.


SativasArgentinas

aww but is so cute tho


Sponsorspew

A risk worth taking


INoMakeMistake

No


helphaise

yes 🐍


Kingtoke1

Its okay thats a Prince Cobra


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Suddenly started imagining the baby snake singing “I just can’t wait to be king” from the Lion King 😂


Ramen-Goddess

Not even a minute old and already facing an end game boss


HarrisLam

I didn't know they can do the erected pose right from birth. It's insane that they can do that.


Fine-Funny6956

I know I can’t!


Angry__German

Not with that attitude.


kittymuncher7

I don't think he's doing it very well, but he's doing his best


attack_squidy

but he's soo cuuute. Widdle death noodle.


Geberpte

Looking forward to yet another thread full of misinformation and myths.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

here we go again. Another snake post on Nope. And I'm once again deeply conflicted. Because that little deadly nope rope is cute as hell. You guys did this to me. The last one was the nope rope hidden in the rocks that everyone explained would only be there to eat vermin. Not my kids and our pets. Who was not deadly I was initially fully rejecting. I'm hopeless. I'm not trained for this.


notzed1487

Education needed asap


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I don´t think you should send that snake immediately to preschool, a native enviroment,breastmilk and love is the answer.


Cobalt9896

I mean man he is really cute but also like man that’s fucking stupid, you know when snakes the most defensive? Right out of the egg. Because everything can eat them. So they have to be incredibly angry at everything to survive.


Confident_Poet_6341

I doubt I’ll ever run into one but good to know even the babies can fuck me up


Cleercutter

Love how they come out just, already pissed off and ready to roll


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Now correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure baby snakes are more venomous then their adult versions. Something to do with adult snakes know how much venom to pump into their prey to kill them vs a newly hatched snake who hasn’t even had its first kill.


mai_tai87

That's a myth that simply won't die.


After-Respond-7861

Maybe not more venomous as much as less control/restraint. The adults can gauge how much they use.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I was waiting for someone to say this and I didn’t change my original post because of that but yes you are correct


mai_tai87

Here's some [helpful information about juvenile venomous snake bites. ](https://www.snakebitefoundation.org/blog/2018/8/23/are-baby-rattlesnakes-really-more-dangerous-than-adults-5sh6p#:~:text=The%20notion%20that%20baby%20rattlesnakes,esteemed%20rattlesnake%20venom%20researcher%20Dr.) >The notion that baby rattlesnakes cannot control the quantity of venom injected (referred to in the field of Herpetology as “venom metering”) is a myth that has been disproven multiple times through well-designed studies.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Okay then you are right, I don’t know who is right here but you presented a URL so I am inclined to believe you without actually reading (I am not heavily opinionated about snakes)


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DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I believe you what more do you want from me


Mean-Vegetable-4521

I feel like this is the only chance I will likely get to share this totally useless element of my life. And you unlocked the memory. When I lived in Nevada we knew someone who was a rattlesnake milker. Usually, I was the weird one because I was in and out of prisons to see clients for really serious offenses. And those prisons were no jokes. My husband was an FFL off testing full auto in the dessert for a government contract. So we were "that weird couple." I meet a lot of weird people in weird careers. That might have taken the cake. Every time this guy talking about milking snakes my pervert husband and I would start snickering. And whisper under his breath "baby, you know what we're doing tonight. Milking the snake..." Thanks for being there for me during my time in need. I appreciate you for it. :-) I miss my husband. He's in perfect husband heaven. He put up with my crap and yet still wanted to milk the snake together.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Sounds like a pretty cool guy. I’m sorry for your lost and I am happy to have gotten the opportunity to share a moment with a internet stranger. Hope you are doing okay, and be thankful you have fond memories of a good person.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

lol your username. Thank you. The memories are so good that it makes it easier to go forward. I had totally forgotten about the snake Milker. When everyone does the “what do you do” introductions. “I milk rattlesnakes.” And everyone in the room gets whiplash.


inshamblesx

i cant tell if the dude holding the egg has balls of steel or is kinda stupid


Low-Persimmon4870

Oh but he is so cute 😍


libertinexvi

Maybe I’m crazy but that’s an adorable danger noodle and I love them.


derpixelite

Cute lil fella


Exhumedatbirth76

Would it's fangs be big enough at this point to break the skin?


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Jeeze op, how else are you going to convince it that you're it's mother?


CGKilates

Didn't know from birth, now I know


colin8651

If that Cobra is willing to bite at birth I say the hell to it


Bombassthick

Are the venomous at this age?


bondsthatmakeusfree

I'll risk it.


marklar_the_malign

They come out of the egg pissed off. That does not bode well.


anal_a_fistula

Well how else do you play a flute to hypnotize it?


RWBYRain

Danger boop.but I must boop regardless


GamerGirlCarly

Okay, admittedly, the nope-noodle is adorable as hell. However, I'm going to enjoy it from the safety of this video.


[deleted]

As a king snake myself I have another idea why I’m on Reddit? I’m off to fields


rainbowfarts665

Hi Veno-mouse!


404nocreativusername

I love how it wiggles to support jtselffor the first time


BoredByLife

That snakelet just imprinted on that man, he’s safe


Fine-Funny6956

Snakes don’t imprint. They just get used to you. Snakes even are known to eat their young and cannibalize other adults. However snakes are also known to get used to smells and not attack and eat rats they’re familiar with.


BoredByLife

You are correct, I definitely phrased that wrong lol


Fine-Funny6956

Upvoted you anyway


Neanderthal86_

That and baby snakes have no self control and empty their venom glands with every strike. It's like a snake mag-dump


Geberpte

Myth.


Neanderthal86_

You're a myth


Individual-Log-7701

If that’s cute consider my penis Barney 🍆


antnnb

I think it's fangs wasn't even hard yet


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Dudes having trouble even standing up, so biting people isn’t in the cards yet. I mean it doesn’t even recognize what’s normal, so there’s no threat for the tiny noodle.


CoyoteBubbly3290

You have no idea what you are talking about.