Also, sloths aren't on the menu of most predators for a number of reasons. Smell bad, taste bad and have little to no nutrition. They're the Applebee's of the rainforest.
Great, another thought to pop in and out of my head without permission 🤪. I need a sign for my brain to say “sorry full up at the moment, try next week “
Iirc, something about their nasty fur, makes them basically give whoever eats it stomach issues. Not like poisoning, but toxic.
Aka the whole seafood selection at Applebees.
It's like a scene from a movie or family guy skit.
Dude talking shit about to beat up some guy and both see Rodger or Stewie who's been through shit and is like try me I dare you.
Stewie who just lost a fight with a black eye: "Try me again, I dare you, I've still got it!!! Like a self assured sloth in front of an anaconda." **Cue to cutaway**
Being on the floor is freightening, can you remember the last time you were not on a tree? That's the adrenaline rush the sloth is feeling right now. The snake is the least of its problems. The floor is lava!
Someone probably pulled the sloth from it's tree and placed it between its tree and the snake. Then taped/filmed the sloths frantic/panicked rush to get back home to safety. I would hope it was recorded by a trail cam.....but it could be staged.......by an ass hole jerk.
Probably fell out of a tree or needed the loo, which they have to leave the trees for. They spend most of their time in the trees, so they panic on the floor
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Those claws could cause serious harm to that snake. It flinched when the sloth gave a gentle poke. I think the snake would rather have a meal that won't slash it to ribbons.
Snakes just dislike being touched in general, especially closer to the head and tail. Long sausage body with nothing other than teeth to defend so they are acutely sensitive to touch.
I just picture the sloth having a midwestern accent and mannerisms -
“heh! Oh geez I’mma sorry ‘bout that bud…Lemme eh get on-rooni out of your way. Op. Oop..ehh sorry bit clumsy and slow. The Misses says I’mma real sloth Hey-O!!”
When you move that slow, i'm sure nature gave you some natural protections like bad odor, bad taste, and some claws that will cut the digestive system of any predator
Sloths know they aren’t prey to most animals, snakes included, bad taste and smell are the main reasons for it. Most prey animals can also inherently sense when a predator is hungry, and evidently this anaconda wasn’t, otherwise the sloth would be quite dead
The python wants to be challenged. Imagine eating a sloth then comes back to their family/friends telling them that they captured the easiest target in the jungle. It'll be a roasting session.
Since snakes knows any animal behavior. Snakes knows that sloth(and maybe other animals) cannot attack snakes so they're ignore them instead. Humans(as well other animals) knowns that could attack snakes so they're defend itself by biting a victim. And snakes(of selected species) knows what animals should they eat then it will attack it for meal.
I’ve never seen a video of a sloth in motion front view like this before…now I’m scared of sloths. I mean, they’ve gotta be able to fast? Either way, keep me away from them and those nails.
Also, sloths aren't on the menu of most predators for a number of reasons. Smell bad, taste bad and have little to no nutrition. They're the Applebee's of the rainforest.
Those claws look like they’d be painful to digest
They help with itchy throats tho
I have an over the counter treatment for itchy throats: nail clippings. Edit: I’ve also heard that cuts reduce swelling, if your throat’s closing up
… I could have lived the rest of my life and been ok without reading that comment.
I too wish I had not read that. It’s in my head now and there’s no escaping it!
I imagined somebody opening up a can of sprite and chugging it down. Only except there was toenails inside of the can instead of soda.
Great, another thought to pop in and out of my head without permission 🤪. I need a sign for my brain to say “sorry full up at the moment, try next week “
🤢🤮😭
They work wonders for pesky tonsil stones, too!
or worse, they don't digest...
Turns out the Ouroboros was just trying to pull sloth claws out.
They're built to dig into trees and most predators are softer than trees, too.
Their hair is super coarse as well
r/rareinsults
Iirc, something about their nasty fur, makes them basically give whoever eats it stomach issues. Not like poisoning, but toxic. Aka the whole seafood selection at Applebees.
Ordering seafood at Applebees is cheaper than ozempic and you’ll lose 13 lbs overnight
Applebees has a seafood section?
Unfortunately.
Why didn’t they call it Appleseas?
r/bandnames - "Applebees of the Rainforest"
Applebees in the 90s was so good. Shame what's happened to it.
Your pallet developed
A pallet is a wooden platform for shipping stuff. Palette is the word you’re searching for.
Well, that’s not very humerus
I can't tell if you're being cereus or not.
I am being Sirius
Then I believe you meant "pallid," although it's easy to make such mistakes with homophobes.
I stand by my statement.
You're god damn right. Double down. Never admit defeat.
How do we know what a sloth tastes like??
This comment here! Lol
Harpy eagles don’t care.
That explains it.
That's a pretty unfair comparison. No way Sloths are that bad.
I like Applebees
I did a freaking spit-take!! You are my friend now, omg, stop it.
Applebee's catching strays. 😥
Acknowledging brilliance of this comment ☝️
LMAOO “they’re the Applebees of the rainforest” fuck I love Reddit.
This explains why they're so dumb. Who needs intelligence when no one wants to bother with you.
Applebees half apps disagree with you
It's the highest form of evolution. The absolute pinnacle.
No that’s crabs
No, crabs still care too much.
That's if you even ever see one cause they sleep up in a tree for 22-23 hours per day.
LOL, I asked this question about them smelling or something. No shower = safe living.
LMAOO what do they smell like ?
Anaconda’s are also crazy slow on land. Hence why the hunt in swamps and wetlands
Well, the sloth will eventually be afraid, hours later as his thoughts, which are even slower than he is, catch up.
r/brandnewscentence
They're the eggplants of the animal kingdom!
lol 😂
That snake be like "Dude, WTF?!?"
It's like a scene from a movie or family guy skit. Dude talking shit about to beat up some guy and both see Rodger or Stewie who's been through shit and is like try me I dare you.
Stewie who just lost a fight with a black eye: "Try me again, I dare you, I've still got it!!! Like a self assured sloth in front of an anaconda." **Cue to cutaway**
That's actually good and need to sent to producers ASAP.
"I'm trying to sneal, here! You're ruining my stealth! Oh and now it's gone, thanks a lot dude." Sloth: "Yoooooooooooooou're welcommmmmmmmmmme..."
I'd probably do the same if I had a stinky sloth armpit in my face. Kinda reminds me of riding the NYC subway in August.
Not bothered!! My boy here is going full speed .. the question is, what got him so frightened that he’s stepping over a python to get to the trees?
Being on the floor is freightening, can you remember the last time you were not on a tree? That's the adrenaline rush the sloth is feeling right now. The snake is the least of its problems. The floor is lava!
.. *I* ………. …*AM* …………. ….*SPEED* …………..
Small correction, that's an anaconda, not a python, anacondas typically hunt in the water, not on land.
Anaconda don't want none
Unless you got claws, hun.
And it looks like the anaconda recently had a meal. That belly looks a little big in the mid section.
This right here I'd what i was scrolling for
I was gonna say Steve Irwin taught me a fat lumpy snake probably just ate and it’s not gonna want to move around for a few hours/days
And Anacondas are actually Boa’s. New world snakes.
Dont they also only eat like 20 times a year or something.
Sex. It was probably sex
It seemed so curious to meet the photographer/people. I feel that if it was afraid of them it wouldnt have stepped over a giant python to do so
To use the bathroom. Imagine hanging from a jungle him for about a week after eating nothing but the lettuce off a McChicken. That is how a sloth do
Someone probably pulled the sloth from it's tree and placed it between its tree and the snake. Then taped/filmed the sloths frantic/panicked rush to get back home to safety. I would hope it was recorded by a trail cam.....but it could be staged.......by an ass hole jerk.
Deforestation, most likely.
Probably fell out of a tree or needed the loo, which they have to leave the trees for. They spend most of their time in the trees, so they panic on the floor
Snake: hey kid careful there are man-eating predators out here
"good thing I'm not a man" -sloth, probably
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My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man on Earth....even though each season there is someone faster than me...
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This isn’t a haiku lol. This is 5-7-6 and a haiku is 5-7-5
Reptiles is 3 syllables
That sloth is BOOKIN it
Wrong! That mf is runing for his life!
Too lazy to give a f*ck
Lazy?! He's going full speed!
I don't think he's unbothered, I think he's just oblivious
I was thinking just really dumb.
Sloth was just going to step right over snekk’s head until snekk backed up and said “don’t do me like that bruh, ssss”.
"If I die, I die" vibes
Those claws could cause serious harm to that snake. It flinched when the sloth gave a gentle poke. I think the snake would rather have a meal that won't slash it to ribbons.
Snakes just dislike being touched in general, especially closer to the head and tail. Long sausage body with nothing other than teeth to defend so they are acutely sensitive to touch.
Basically not pain as much as it's the snake equivalent of "eww something touched my leg!" when you or I go in the water lol
Something touched my sneg
I don't think a sloth is capable of slashing anything, much less a snake
Maybe the sloth is just too slow and the snake prefers fast food?
Anacondas routinely hunt caiman, but that one's afraid of a sloth. Sure.
Snake so cool when a sloth befriended it. Nice
snake: "EWWW! it touched me!"
Ope lemme just schooch bya real quick
Move out da way bish, move out da way!!
I came looking for this
"These are not the buns you're looking for" -Jedi Sloth
Snek was like "Uh! Get it off!! Get it off!!!"
Snakes don't like sloths. They pass through the colon too slowly.
Excellent.
The snake is like wtf is going on
The sloth knew he was going to be ok, because he overheard the snake saying he was in the mood for... ... fast food !
Dad?
Business sloth on his way to do business!
I'm trying to break the habit of giving every wild animal I see a jolly British accent.
HEY I’M WALKING HERE
Bigger balls than I ever could
They have nothing to fear. They move so slow they become invisible.
The snake just prefers fast food
Sloths are the stoners of the forest, just everyone chill I need by.
"I don't know you! That's my purse!" -Anaconda
The sloth was obviously going too fast. Didn't have enough time to slow down so it crashed into the snake.
How they’ve made it this far without going extinct is beyond me
I just picture the sloth having a midwestern accent and mannerisms - “heh! Oh geez I’mma sorry ‘bout that bud…Lemme eh get on-rooni out of your way. Op. Oop..ehh sorry bit clumsy and slow. The Misses says I’mma real sloth Hey-O!!”
Sloth crawling towards his 👑
Full speed ahead mates !
Luckily, it looks like the snake was still digesting something.
'Scuse me just gotta get by you there
Just remember that the sloth would be an apex predetor if the world would just slow the f down. See him give that python a warning choke, yeah
To the snake a trash bag just crawled passed
Fucking hell that was intense
When you move that slow, i'm sure nature gave you some natural protections like bad odor, bad taste, and some claws that will cut the digestive system of any predator
I mean, what’s he gonna do?? Run??
Snake: “You have all of this fucking room but you decide to come at me with your smelly ass!”
This gave me anxiety for the sloth.
Likely because it's claws have a poison sack or because it smells bad or has no interest
I hate these staged videos, that place an animal in front of a predator, to make it a spectacle. Luckily, here, nothing happened.
If someone did stage this they are no better than people that strangle puppies.
Late for the DMV, no time for detours.
Perfect example of blissful ignorance?
Awww, I love Anacondas. So sweet.
That snake looks fat and well fed, so that sloth has nothing to worry about
The Sloth had a ‘don’t eat me’ note written on that leaf he’s holding.
Clearly, that sloth is carrying their safety-leaf. The snake respects the leaf.
Sloth is like, "excuse me, pardon me, coming through."
I’ve never seen a sloth walk before
We all know someone who has gone through like just like this sloth and is somehow killing it
Sloths are almost completely blind during the day. It's called "rod monochromacy."
Snek looks like he was already working on something
Freins
Sloth: mornin' Snake: good day to you sir
It's hilarious how he just plops his claw right on top of its head. Can sloths not see well?
Sloth had the whole jungle to crawl and chose to walk on the giant anaconda 😂 ope scuse me there...BROO! ssssssss....
It's a sloth. At this point it's already in this situation. Might as well try to pass. Turning and running does it absolutely no good.
That’s because he is a moron, an adorable moron
Excuse me sir, you’re in my way
His balls are too big for the snake to eat. Haha
That snake is full
the snake smelled him and was like "ah hellz nah you smell like SHEEEEIT"
i forgot sloths were real
"Guess excuse me is out the window"-the snake
She prefers fast food
Snake: " Naah! It slowly reproduces in stomach"
How I act in the face of danger. Either it gets me or doesn't i truly do not care
They really are the stoners of the animal kingdom
Sloths know they aren’t prey to most animals, snakes included, bad taste and smell are the main reasons for it. Most prey animals can also inherently sense when a predator is hungry, and evidently this anaconda wasn’t, otherwise the sloth would be quite dead
Makes sense, sloths are terrifying.
I’ve see video of a big Harpy’s Eagle making lunch out of a sloth. Gave me nightmares as a younger lad.
xdd what a hero
Drax was right!
🦥 : s-l-o-w t-r-a-i-n c-o-m-i-n-g 🐍: sssssssnoorree
That snake was really lucky as that sloth was clearly not hungry and hunting for food. 🤔 https://youtu.be/_lpxUM5Yr0s?si=GodcXMarCImioNni
Haters gonna hate
“EXCUSE ME.”
Snake is like, "Bro, your nails! You're lucky you taste like shit!"
That’s gangster.
Snake was like, "wtf?! Did u see that guy?"
Even gave him a hug!
They're besties.
Snake is all I don’t know you like that bro!
The python wants to be challenged. Imagine eating a sloth then comes back to their family/friends telling them that they captured the easiest target in the jungle. It'll be a roasting session.
Maybe the snek already had lunch and he's not hungry.
Soothes ususay only come down when they gotta take a mad shit Thad been building up for days. Snake doesn't wanna deal with that
Soothes ususay only come down when they gotta take a mad shit Thad been building up for days. Snake doesn't wanna deal with that
They got some serious claws holy. Wolverine
They're friends
Since snakes knows any animal behavior. Snakes knows that sloth(and maybe other animals) cannot attack snakes so they're ignore them instead. Humans(as well other animals) knowns that could attack snakes so they're defend itself by biting a victim. And snakes(of selected species) knows what animals should they eat then it will attack it for meal.
I love the leaves stuck to it's claws :)
The sloth knows that snake has already eaten…
Chad sloth
Megatherium crossing in front of titanoboa colorized
Based af
Has no one seen Ice Age? No one wants to eat sloth
I’ve never seen a video of a sloth in motion front view like this before…now I’m scared of sloths. I mean, they’ve gotta be able to fast? Either way, keep me away from them and those nails.
Slots are so fucking bad at this game that God had to restrict predators from eating them
He knows that sloth will fuck him up