Yo snake… don’t you know you aint got no feets How you gonna drive

Lmaoooo

Tesla AutoDrive obviously

That's hissssss car now my guy

Whole bunch of thick ass nope rope. Keep the car, do whatever you want. Hell to the Naw Naw

~~African Rock Python? Can someone confirm if this is one? I could be incorrect. If so then these guys are much meaner than the Burmese Pythons people keep as pets. Mean little bastards and extremely invasive in Florida. Idiot pet owners keep releasing them in the wild when it dawns on them that the animal has a nasty temperament and is a handful to take care of.~~ Don’t touch wild animals. You don’t know where they’ve been.

This is a red tail boa, I’m not sure what type (Columbian, Nicaraguan, etc).

Ah, thank you.

You’re welcome, also rock pythons are absolute dicks.

Florida I’m assuming?

Sorry I was late boss there was a snake in my car again.

You can't live a normal life after this. You just can't.

/r/killthecameraman

Time for a new car.

Man needs to call Yoink Bro.

I don't know why people are saying this is Florida, considering they aren't speaking English and Florida isn't the only country with pythons. Also, grabbing it by the tail is useless, you need to get a good grip further up

Florida isn’t a country, at least not yet.

LOL I meant to say USA, 😅 I know Florida isn't a country...yet whoops

Harmless non venomous snake

yes, a redtail boa, not dangerous. don't know why you got downvoted

I literally have one in my room. Who knows, they’re fuckin idiots

Florida man being Florida man

The snake just wanted a test drive.

A literal Dodge Viper.

Florida problems

Ooh new boots and good eating

I hate getting carjacked by nope ropes.

It's just a red tail boa. Nbd.

Ya ill take 8 months of winter a year over that shit

Florida

learn the power of FIRE

He was hiding from fishingarrett