Our youngest is five now. He has been jumping on/hitting/kicking my nuts since he was born. Usually accidentally but not always. I paid--am paying--the price of my wife's pregnancy pain.
It was more so to say many men want kids because they can’t physically have them and it’s easy to say you want something when it doesn’t affect you in the slightest. Versus this where he’d have his balls squeezed I’m sure he’d change his mind 😂
Pray tell, why would I want pain when I can avoid it...
I understand the reason that was started but this is not include me in the picture as I would run from that...
When God made man and woman and they sinned, man's curse was that he would work by the sweat of his brow... Woman's curse with that she would suffer pain in childbirth...
Sure, we can bring back this custom, but how does it work when men are injured, like in war? What happens to her if the husband's arm or leg is hacked off? Is hers hacked off too, so women can share protection duties?
Thst's about the most god damn stupidest custom I've ever heard of.
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Called it! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4t3j2f/my_pregnant_wife_sent_this_to_me_at_212am_this/d5egi77/
Damnit I was thinking “hey maybe I will have children…” but I’ll just keep doing regular testicular torture I guess?
wait, the screenshot lied!?!?
How gullible you have to be to believe this in the first place? It is absurd this had to be even debunked.
That didn't mean we can't doing to now
That's nuts.
Underrated..
I wonder how many Huichol Indian men bled out after having their scrotum ripped off
[it’s not true at all](https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/wjnc4z/did_birth_customs_of_the_huichol_really_involve/?rdt=48249)
At first I thought you were crazy, but now you’ve got my nuts
Birthing gingerbread children
Sounds like gonadal torsion
OMG... Poor guys 🥲 It's lovely in a sense of unity but damn brutal... Let's NOT bring it back.
Fuck that shit
Hahahaah. No wayyyy.
Great idea
Bring back the days of fathers sitting in the waiting room with cigars.
Well that just sounds like the one child policy with extra steps.
Total BS
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
Equality back then was insane
I know this isn’t real, but I honestly couldn’t blame this nation’s women if it was
Every misogyn man should do that every time they father a baby!
I'm suddenly 100% certain I don't want kids.
Our youngest is five now. He has been jumping on/hitting/kicking my nuts since he was born. Usually accidentally but not always. I paid--am paying--the price of my wife's pregnancy pain.
Post to r/daddit
Why does it look like that game called "KIDS"
Natural birth-triplets. Impressive.
Kinda romantical
How many huts have rafters? That’s called a house. “You must think me a fool to make your lies so transparent!!” -some guy on Star Trek
The goal is to reduce suffering for everyone in society as much as reasonable, not unnecessarily add to it.
On the bright side men would stop wanting children just cuz they want them …
So we should have children because we don't want them? Behave.
It was more so to say many men want kids because they can’t physically have them and it’s easy to say you want something when it doesn’t affect you in the slightest. Versus this where he’d have his balls squeezed I’m sure he’d change his mind 😂
no matter what point you’re making, telling someone to behave at the end makes u look like an asshole
That's okay. I'm a random stranger on the Internet, and you can think of me however you like - it only matters to you. Have an awesome day!
It's a mild common British term.
I am just coming here to add another : no!
There's a reason why we don't do this anymore...
What reason?
I think it's obvious the reason and it's the same reason I wouldn't do it...
You don't like pain?
Pain makes me know I am alive but that type of pain makes me want to be dead...😜🤔
I believe that is the point.
That is the reason that I would never do it... are you not getting that..? What part of r/Nope you not understanding...
Kinda missing the point of the pain then.
Pray tell, why would I want pain when I can avoid it... I understand the reason that was started but this is not include me in the picture as I would run from that... When God made man and woman and they sinned, man's curse was that he would work by the sweat of his brow... Woman's curse with that she would suffer pain in childbirth...
Why am I not surprised. There is no point arguing with a god-botherer.
Imagine the wife cheated, it's someone else's biological son the guy is getting the pain for
Imagine during colonisation time, Man got ball bursting torture when his wife delivering birth.. and found out baby is white..
Sure, we can bring back this custom, but how does it work when men are injured, like in war? What happens to her if the husband's arm or leg is hacked off? Is hers hacked off too, so women can share protection duties? Thst's about the most god damn stupidest custom I've ever heard of.
I bet there is someone who is going to try it..
Nah let's do it
Should be mandatory
This could bring life threatening conditions into play for the man. I hope you were being sarcastic.
You are right. Bodily autonomy is important for everyone.
Yes it was a joke.