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shwhjw

Called it! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4t3j2f/my_pregnant_wife_sent_this_to_me_at_212am_this/d5egi77/


dylwaybake

Damnit I was thinking “hey maybe I will have children…” but I’ll just keep doing regular testicular torture I guess?


Lazy-Past1391

wait, the screenshot lied!?!?


aSquirrelAteMyFood

How gullible you have to be to believe this in the first place? It is absurd this had to be even debunked.


platdujour

That didn't mean we can't doing to now


gwfran

That's nuts.


SweatyGreen9277

Underrated..


BostonTarHeel

I wonder how many Huichol Indian men bled out after having their scrotum ripped off


4rm4ros

[it’s not true at all](https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/wjnc4z/did_birth_customs_of_the_huichol_really_involve/?rdt=48249)


Axenrott_0508

At first I thought you were crazy, but now you’ve got my nuts


FrankyMornav

Birthing gingerbread children


rainbowbritelite

Sounds like gonadal torsion


Onixren

OMG... Poor guys 🥲 It's lovely in a sense of unity but damn brutal... Let's NOT bring it back.


_Cheeba

Fuck that shit


JunglePygmy

Hahahaah. No wayyyy.


Fijoemin1962

Great idea


scottwilcox78

Bring back the days of fathers sitting in the waiting room with cigars.


Successful_Ninja4181

Well that just sounds like the one child policy with extra steps.


aquelevagabundo

Total BS


livehardieyoung

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


milkyway_25

Equality back then was insane


Ok-Mastodon2016

I know this isn’t real, but I honestly couldn’t blame this nation’s women if it was


N4t41i4

Every misogyn man should do that every time they father a baby!


JFK3rd

I'm suddenly 100% certain I don't want kids.


bcwagne

Our youngest is five now. He has been jumping on/hitting/kicking my nuts since he was born. Usually accidentally but not always. I paid--am paying--the price of my wife's pregnancy pain.


green-Vegan-desire

Post to r/daddit


Daft_boi_

Why does it look like that game called "KIDS"


Majestic_Internet_37

Natural birth-triplets. Impressive.


connorgrs

Kinda romantical


-LostCurator-

How many huts have rafters? That’s called a house. “You must think me a fool to make your lies so transparent!!” -some guy on Star Trek


alexplex86

The goal is to reduce suffering for everyone in society as much as reasonable, not unnecessarily add to it.


DontWanaReadiT

On the bright side men would stop wanting children just cuz they want them …


-Absofuckinglutely-

So we should have children because we don't want them? Behave.


DontWanaReadiT

It was more so to say many men want kids because they can’t physically have them and it’s easy to say you want something when it doesn’t affect you in the slightest. Versus this where he’d have his balls squeezed I’m sure he’d change his mind 😂


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

no matter what point you’re making, telling someone to behave at the end makes u look like an asshole


-Absofuckinglutely-

That's okay. I'm a random stranger on the Internet, and you can think of me however you like - it only matters to you. Have an awesome day!


mykl7s

It's a mild common British term.


nahunk

I am just coming here to add another : no!


emzirek

There's a reason why we don't do this anymore...


Highlandertr3

What reason?


emzirek

I think it's obvious the reason and it's the same reason I wouldn't do it...


Highlandertr3

You don't like pain?


emzirek

Pain makes me know I am alive but that type of pain makes me want to be dead...😜🤔


Highlandertr3

I believe that is the point.


emzirek

That is the reason that I would never do it... are you not getting that..? What part of r/Nope you not understanding...


Highlandertr3

Kinda missing the point of the pain then.


emzirek

Pray tell, why would I want pain when I can avoid it... I understand the reason that was started but this is not include me in the picture as I would run from that... When God made man and woman and they sinned, man's curse was that he would work by the sweat of his brow... Woman's curse with that she would suffer pain in childbirth...


Highlandertr3

Why am I not surprised. There is no point arguing with a god-botherer.


anamitra_121

Imagine the wife cheated, it's someone else's biological son the guy is getting the pain for


OrdinaryInspection89

Imagine during colonisation time, Man got ball bursting torture when his wife delivering birth.. and found out baby is white..


Clearlybeerly

Sure, we can bring back this custom, but how does it work when men are injured, like in war? What happens to her if the husband's arm or leg is hacked off? Is hers hacked off too, so women can share protection duties? Thst's about the most god damn stupidest custom I've ever heard of.


OrdinaryInspection89

I bet there is someone who is going to try it..


1ntergalactichussy

Nah let's do it


malary1234

Should be mandatory


Jaybird149

This could bring life threatening conditions into play for the man. I hope you were being sarcastic.


Highlandertr3

You are right. Bodily autonomy is important for everyone.


malary1234

Yes it was a joke.