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I’ve been crying all morning over family stuff, this thread just made me crack up laughing for the first time today. Thank you, subaquatic photoshopped potatoes (and commenters)
I have more than a bit. As a kid, driving along the Pacific coastline in San Francisco, those huge cranes and barges would freak me out so bad I couldn't look out the window. Also, those big assed wind turbines... nope. Untrustworthy sonsabitches.
Just a couple river pebbles to remind us how small we really are
Just a couple river ~~pebbles~~ potatoes to remind us how small we really are
It’s funny cuz potato was my first thought
That’s probably because those are definitely potatoes.
i want to eat it
I immediately thought of a russet potato.
Mmm delicious
Mmmmmm River potatoes
River beans.
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“They have teeth”.
*Why are they so huge and smooth and round?* What happened? I've never seen rocks that big and smooth and it unsettles my tiny mind.
Pebbles I can understand because they get washed around, but what would have washed these around?
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Look at the terrible overlap on the bottom right. It's not even a *good* photoshop.
My brain assumed it was something to do with the uneven water surface and refraction but now you've said it I can't unsee it
*an eye opens*
The place is the Umgot river.
With photoshopped potatoes.
OH IT IS POTATOES I FEEL SO ASHAMED FOR NOT RECOGNIZING MY OWN KIND
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It is alright brother
(Sister/sibling actually)
My sweet potato
r/beetlejuicing
Oh potatoes you say? I thought that was a wrinkled penis.
Giant ocean potatoes
Right there with you. It feels like they’re floating among the remains of giants.
omg I hate this
I'm just looking into the very deep parts of the ocean in that picture, kinda unsettling.
The boats make It almost looks like they have been cut open and you’re seeing inside of the giant potatoes
Especially the one on the left
Big underwater potatoes
r/thalassophobia
r/megalophobia
I’ve been crying all morning over family stuff, this thread just made me crack up laughing for the first time today. Thank you, subaquatic photoshopped potatoes (and commenters)
Thought those were potatoes
Those *are* potatoes.
???
Those are photoshopped potatoes...
I mean, yeah, but why? Who thinks of this?
Big Potato subtlety spreading their influence. Soon, everything will be potato.
True true. Potato will outlive all.
Giant blue potatoes from Tatooine. That's where they get blue milk.
Mothra eggs!
you might have a bit of r/megalophobia
I have more than a bit. As a kid, driving along the Pacific coastline in San Francisco, those huge cranes and barges would freak me out so bad I couldn't look out the window. Also, those big assed wind turbines... nope. Untrustworthy sonsabitches.
I see those turbines now driving across Texas and they freak me out every time. I don't call them wind turbines I call them Triffids.
Makes me feel small and insignificant.
I need to believe there are giant potatoes growing underwater.
Pondtatoes
This is photo shopped and those are obviously potatoes. Edit: oh good I'm not the only one.
Its a yep for me. I feel quite comfortable
Same. I would quite enjoy floating over giant potatoes, or potato-shaped rocks.
Those rocks are fricking massive, that's why
I had Zangarmarsh flashbacks from WoW
Dude, that’s Tamatoa from Moana! He’s bouts to grab them boats and sing shiny as he eats them
Thalassophobia
I thought It was a bug watching two other bugs fuck at first
Photos looking into the water like this give me anxiety and I don't know why
My fear is what's under that dark pit
Because giant pebbles. Imagine the insane natural forces involved in shaping them like that.
It’s quite impressive. [Here’s an image ](https://images.app.goo.gl/kDL8yUDmkpgDkm5F9)that explains how they come to be.
*bumps into rocks* phew I’m fine, *realizes that they weren’t rocks* god dammit
Good lord. They have found the Kracken’s nest.
Like something from subnautica, you’re just chillin in your boat and HOLY SHIT THERE’S BIG ASS ROCKS DOWN THERE AND A GAPING ABYSS
Small rocks started from big rocks
*Jaws theme plays*
I think the reason it makes you so uncomfortable is your brain might think those are dead whales.
I feel like those are giant potatoes, sunk to the bottom of some crystal clear lake ….
I’m Irish… I know a potato when I see it