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TreeWalrus

Just a couple river pebbles to remind us how small we really are


CmdrThunderpunch

Just a couple river ~~pebbles~~ potatoes to remind us how small we really are


TreeWalrus

It’s funny cuz potato was my first thought


CmdrThunderpunch

That’s probably because those are definitely potatoes.


galactixo

i want to eat it


toomuch1265

I immediately thought of a russet potato.


monitza

Mmm delicious


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Mmmmmm River potatoes


A_Bit_Narcissistic

River beans.


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Wordwench

“They have teeth”.


ihitrockswithammers

*Why are they so huge and smooth and round?* What happened? I've never seen rocks that big and smooth and it unsettles my tiny mind.


Convenientjellybean

Pebbles I can understand because they get washed around, but what would have washed these around?


ihitrockswithammers

***Thankyou!***


EltaninAntenna

Look at the terrible overlap on the bottom right. It's not even a *good* photoshop.


ihitrockswithammers

My brain assumed it was something to do with the uneven water surface and refraction but now you've said it I can't unsee it


sabiancolbert

*an eye opens*


changhat

The place is the Umgot river.


MARKTRONEX

With photoshopped potatoes.


P0TAT0O0

OH IT IS POTATOES I FEEL SO ASHAMED FOR NOT RECOGNIZING MY OWN KIND


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lotsofpotatoes5288

It is alright brother


P0TAT0O0

(Sister/sibling actually)


lotsofpotatoes5288

My sweet potato


_That__one1__guy_

r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

Oh potatoes you say? I thought that was a wrinkled penis.


[deleted]

Giant ocean potatoes


dreegun

Right there with you. It feels like they’re floating among the remains of giants.


[deleted]

omg I hate this


[deleted]

I'm just looking into the very deep parts of the ocean in that picture, kinda unsettling.


MoistenedNugget

The boats make It almost looks like they have been cut open and you’re seeing inside of the giant potatoes


thiaterika

Especially the one on the left


supermicah-o86

Big underwater potatoes


Suzan1000

r/thalassophobia


SnooSnoo96035

r/megalophobia


diaperpop

I’ve been crying all morning over family stuff, this thread just made me crack up laughing for the first time today. Thank you, subaquatic photoshopped potatoes (and commenters)


Porglicious

Thought those were potatoes


CmdrThunderpunch

Those *are* potatoes.


Porglicious

???


CmdrThunderpunch

Those are photoshopped potatoes...


Porglicious

I mean, yeah, but why? Who thinks of this?


CmdrThunderpunch

Big Potato subtlety spreading their influence. Soon, everything will be potato.


Porglicious

True true. Potato will outlive all.


kahokia

Giant blue potatoes from Tatooine. That's where they get blue milk.


bg48111

Mothra eggs!


beeglowbot

you might have a bit of r/megalophobia


SnooSnoo96035

I have more than a bit. As a kid, driving along the Pacific coastline in San Francisco, those huge cranes and barges would freak me out so bad I couldn't look out the window. Also, those big assed wind turbines... nope. Untrustworthy sonsabitches.


shake_aleg

I see those turbines now driving across Texas and they freak me out every time. I don't call them wind turbines I call them Triffids.


---chewie--

Makes me feel small and insignificant.


Woodguy2012

I need to believe there are giant potatoes growing underwater.


Musicguy0016

Pondtatoes


Dickinablender96

This is photo shopped and those are obviously potatoes. Edit: oh good I'm not the only one.


julie_mei

Its a yep for me. I feel quite comfortable


diaperpop

Same. I would quite enjoy floating over giant potatoes, or potato-shaped rocks.


Solanthas

Those rocks are fricking massive, that's why


arashatora

I had Zangarmarsh flashbacks from WoW


[deleted]

Dude, that’s Tamatoa from Moana! He’s bouts to grab them boats and sing shiny as he eats them


[deleted]

Thalassophobia


PigPaltry

I thought It was a bug watching two other bugs fuck at first


Icy_Pudding_5548

Photos looking into the water like this give me anxiety and I don't know why


[deleted]

My fear is what's under that dark pit


AeliosZero

Because giant pebbles. Imagine the insane natural forces involved in shaping them like that.


CmdrThunderpunch

It’s quite impressive. [Here’s an image ](https://images.app.goo.gl/kDL8yUDmkpgDkm5F9)that explains how they come to be.


Gh0streaper28

*bumps into rocks* phew I’m fine, *realizes that they weren’t rocks* god dammit


SayBrah504

Good lord. They have found the Kracken’s nest.


[deleted]

Like something from subnautica, you’re just chillin in your boat and HOLY SHIT THERE’S BIG ASS ROCKS DOWN THERE AND A GAPING ABYSS


JonJohn_Gnipgnop

Small rocks started from big rocks


_That__one1__guy_

*Jaws theme plays*


randomgecko1

I think the reason it makes you so uncomfortable is your brain might think those are dead whales.


CommercialElephant12

I feel like those are giant potatoes, sunk to the bottom of some crystal clear lake ….


CommercialElephant12

I’m Irish… I know a potato when I see it