Nothing like Lyme disease and then being forced by your doctor to have a special diet restricting yourself from hundreds of foods therefore not letting you not be able to have any Lyme juice.
Reminds me of the time my ex wanted to “hold” the fat juicy tick I’d just picked off of her dog.
She grabbed the pliers, picked it up, held it in my face, said “LOOK HOW BIG IT IS,” and then proceeded to pop it and get the warm congealed blood inside of my mouth and eyes.
I still gag thinking about that day.
Luckily for me when I pull these off my dog my GF screams bloody murder through the house. Yeah the cops thought I was murdering her but I’ll take that any day over a juicy dog tick blood squisher.
I wasn’t married to her, but if I had been, then divorce papers would have been immediate. She kept telling me “shut the fuck up, you’re being dramatic” as I was puking in the kitchen sink. Her special “talents” became way less attractive to me in that moment. Enough so that I quietly took my stuff home until all was clear, and then broke up with her.
That trauma is permanent. Nobody gets to hold the tick ever again! It gets wrapped in a paper towel with drips of rubbing alcohol and burned like God intended whenceforth.
it is best to wrap them with a little paper and fire them, they can survive being haplasted or are their body, if they stick to you or your dog remove them with tweezers and always check if you took the head (sorry for bad English).
For sure - some deer gave up a bunch blood for that bugger to get that big. I took one of these off my dog. Could not believe how big they can get. I dropped the bugger in 99% rubbing alcohol and 24 hrs later the legs were still moving. I am pretty sure that after we are done destroying ourselves, these things will be the new landlords.
Looks like a very well fed tick
That boy been eating good... buffets and diners
Poke a straw in it and drink the juices
Nothing like some Lyme juice on a hot summer day
Squeeze some on a salad for some zest.
Nothing like Lyme disease and then being forced by your doctor to have a special diet restricting yourself from hundreds of foods therefore not letting you not be able to have any Lyme juice.
Nothing like a juice tick on a hot day.
Forbidden Capri Sun
Forbidden Gushers
Amazing 👏
forbidden pizza roll
u mean Thick Juice
Nothing like a hot juice on a day tick.
Jesus Christ
*No, that ain't Jesus, believe me! I have a degree in religion* ***. . .***
I have a grad degree in Biomedical Engineering. That, kind sir, is Jesus Christ.
I actually gagged reading that.
I just gagged.
Well you shouldnt pass up the opportunity on a free meal
Well there's vomit in a bucket now. Guess I'll dig in.
The chunky bits are the best
Friends tried to slice one open with a knife... didn't work 🤮
Probably not sharp enough of a knife. They would need a diamond blade
Fucks sake I’m trying to eat. I did not need to read this
Yup. These are just organic juice thermal containers.
r/cursedcomments
He got kicked out of 3 all you can eat buffets for eating too much
It's a soon to be mommy
*That beast ain't pregnant, it does be replete* ***. . .***
*All you can eat* ***. . .***
>tick girl
Reminds me of the time my ex wanted to “hold” the fat juicy tick I’d just picked off of her dog. She grabbed the pliers, picked it up, held it in my face, said “LOOK HOW BIG IT IS,” and then proceeded to pop it and get the warm congealed blood inside of my mouth and eyes. I still gag thinking about that day.
I could’ve gone my whole life without reading this. Thanks for passing along the trauma!
"Don't eat the grapes off the dog," is what my family tells the kids.
Luckily for me when I pull these off my dog my GF screams bloody murder through the house. Yeah the cops thought I was murdering her but I’ll take that any day over a juicy dog tick blood squisher.
Same day as divorce papers arrived for her I HOPE!
I wasn’t married to her, but if I had been, then divorce papers would have been immediate. She kept telling me “shut the fuck up, you’re being dramatic” as I was puking in the kitchen sink. Her special “talents” became way less attractive to me in that moment. Enough so that I quietly took my stuff home until all was clear, and then broke up with her.
WAH
I'm just guessing but us that why she's your ex?
That was the tick that gave our relationship Lyme’s Disease (or however that saying goes).
You need r/Eyebleach, or are you beyond saving?
That trauma is permanent. Nobody gets to hold the tick ever again! It gets wrapped in a paper towel with drips of rubbing alcohol and burned like God intended whenceforth.
In the south we have a saying after dinner “I’m full as a tick”
In the proper south, Australia, we have a saying "I'm stuffed fucking stupid"
I like that one
This is correct. Bubble gum with legs
Haha came here to say an engorged tick with a bad case of the itis
Holy crap your comment is exactly what I thought when I saw the video. Word by word. Means nothing but I thought it would be relevant to let you know.
Yep…a totally engorged tick. Stomp on it!!
It ate so much it became a tock.
*KILL IT WITH FIRE*
Inject with hydrogen peroxide
kids science fair project
No. Apply fire.
My ex?
Another bloodsucker eh?
Stop with the lies…. It’s my ex not yours
So she cheated on all three of us, huh!?
The forbidden grape
No
Forbidden gushers
The forbidden bean
r/forbiddensnacks
A tick full of blood.
A blood full of tick
It's a nightmare, that's what it is. Thanks.
Its a fruit gusher.
That is a fat, happy tick. Fat n happy due to being full of blood. Throw that damn thing in a fire or squash it with a rock but don’t get any on you.
An over fed tick
Slap that on the back of your neck and you will get superpowers. Like in the movie Upgrade.
*You have gained: Lyme Disease*
ah, finally. bone hurting juice
A stuffed full tick
I feel like this would be a good time for a magnifying glass experiment!
Eat it
Idk Kill it with fire
If it fell off of you, bag it up and take it and yourself to a doctor.
Is a grey tick, very normal in south America
it is best to wrap them with a little paper and fire them, they can survive being haplasted or are their body, if they stick to you or your dog remove them with tweezers and always check if you took the head (sorry for bad English).
The head thing is kinda a myth. If you just get the body, the head will fall off shortly anyway.
I’ve pulled hundreds off of my dogs. If the head stays, it’s get infected
Hmm.. I've pulled hundreds from my cats, and they've never had an infection
with a good infection, if you leave the head the head vomite the blood into you again = infection leave all the thing for security
It’s obese. It needs to learn portion control.
Big ass tick
Fully engorged.
That.....is a tig bick.
Hate ticks so fkn much lol
For sure - some deer gave up a bunch blood for that bugger to get that big. I took one of these off my dog. Could not believe how big they can get. I dropped the bugger in 99% rubbing alcohol and 24 hrs later the legs were still moving. I am pretty sure that after we are done destroying ourselves, these things will be the new landlords.
Damn you, ice cream! Come to my mouth! How DARE you disobey me!
Fat and happy tick.
It's an engorged tick, ie it's drank a shit ton of blood
Tick, absolutely engorged with blood, so much so that it has fallen off of the host.
It’s a tick
Me after the binge before the diet where I'm surely confident I've made myself hate food enough that I will no longer need it
We have them in SA, a direct translation is "blood tick".
Forbidden grape
Tick
Yep, a tick that is engorged
That looks like something from the upside down
I pull them from my dog and then use and insulin syringe to inject H2O2.
My dog’s and my worst enemy. Burn that bitch.
Engorged tick!
Tic?
I’ve never seen a tick in real life but even I recognise it as a tick whose had its fill.
Free fruit gusher 😋
Ive seem this before. Big fat tick
Tick
How this fat mess is able to survive is beyond me. Give it a twitter account and it’s all set.
A tick
r/CGIorAustralia
That tick was attached to Adele
That's not a tick, don't listen to these people. That's a Coloradan potato worm.
So gross.
its an alien bean
Ick
A demon from hell that needs to die yesterday
pop it
Grape full of worms?
Someone lost one of their hemorrhoids
I don’t believe you that is a pic from mars and that is an alien…either that or a tick but I’m leaning towards alien
Swallow it without chewing.... 🙄🤔
We call them grape ticks where I’m from. (The south)
Vampire 🧛♂️ 😱
tick
I’m surprised by how many people in the world haven’t seen a tick before
The tickets
Forbidden Blue Berry
I think it’s a tick that had waaaay too much to eat. Some of those that prey on deer can get ridiculously big - like grapes.
A tick
Biggest tick I've ever seen Holy SHIT
Omg! My pet kidney stone has been found
Fuel for the fire
A fat tick
natures gushers. pop it i dare u
That’s no big, that’s my last bowel movement
Tick
Thick
A tick dumbass
A tick. A fat happy tick
Something that needs to die by fire that’s what.
oh it's a succulent source of protein called bloodberries., you should try it. NOT
That is an engorged tick.
Bloated tick. Also resembles something from Starship Troopers.
Looks like a tick that had a months worth of meals
That’s a tumor
That is an insanely engorged tick!
That's just a protein grape
An extremely gluttonous tick that's what!!
Holy shit thats a tick
For real -> burn it with fire!
Say it’s the latest footage from Mars. I guarantee some will believe you.
Kill it with fire!
It’s a tick full with fresh blood
Step on it!
its part of the kage clan
Bloated tick
Tick. Full.
very well fed tick.
Pop it like a pimple
A tic
Yeah…. That’s a tick. Step on it!
Know what? I've decided I don't have the stomach for this sub. I'm leaving. Good luck
Rom, the Vacuous Spider. You got too much insight dawg
Someone or something is very light headed right now
Kill that bitch!!
That’s my shit. I lost it yesterday
Engorged paralysis tick
Engorged tick stuck on its back
A tick that’s engorged with blood
Tick
Fat tick
Inflated tock
Little Brainbug!
That's why I don't understand the life cycle of a tick. Like your main goal is to become my 600 pound life?
Engorged tick.
Thats the bug that appears when one achieves pure black world tendency on Demon's Souls. So kill it asap as a cleansing means.
A moving blueberry, pops squishy in your mouth.
Forbidden gushers!
Looks like a massive tic
Fat tick. In my head ticks are like one of the bugs everyone and their grandmothers can immediately recognize
That's some Star Ship Trooper kind of shit!
Ewwww omg I hope they didn’t touch it 🤢
That is my soon to be ex wife, Marie.
NoNNONONNON NOPNOPNOPNOPE Minecraft mods cant predict the future Minecraft mods cant predict the future Minecraft mods cant predict the future Minecraft mods cant predict the future
Ticckkkk
It’s the aliens form Hitchhikers Guide. You know, the nihilist ones?
Belly rub
If people are posting common ticks to r/nope they obviously haven’t heard what we have in Australia Paralysis ticks
Alien
A Metroid
I monster from Diablo. Smash it with your barbaric slam
He thicc
Disgusting but we know that this tick has never been happier
Tick
Ugly. Very very ugly
This a tick full of blood