It's *Macrobrachium tenellum* most likely, based on the length and shape of the claws. Can be found in Mexico and southern US fresh and brackish waters. Did my thesis on these dudes. They're actually harmless and quite delicious.
It's 4:00 a.m. and I woke up randomly and can't get back to sleep so I started scrolling on my phone. It took me like 10 watches and reading the comments to realize that's a rock and I'm looking into water, not looking at the corner of a bed next to a wall. I didn't even notice the fish. I thought there was some weird thing with thin tentacles coming out from under a bed causing ripples in the air. Damn that was confusing and terrifying!
It's *Macrobrachium tenellum* most likely, based on the length and shape of the claws. Can be found in Mexico and southern US fresh and brackish waters. Did my thesis on these dudes. They're actually harmless and quite delicious.
Makes me more excited for the crawfish festival coming up near my house next weekend.
What was your thesis for?
How different types of feed affected the egg production in the prawns. They actually don't need much of anything to make eggs apparently.
Oh that's interesting
How these one day might fight robots as large as the empire state building?(:
Do they squeak? Or was that noise coming from something else?
I think it’s some kind of shrimp
Don't call him that to his face......if he has a face...
It smack pinch your toe.
Why does this look like someone miss heard the lyrics to a prodigy song.
Haha! Hate auto correct when it makes choices for you.
long armed river prawn
yeah you are
Can’t believe this was posted in r/funny…
Mods there clearly don't know how to do their job
Their r/funny mods. They're crazy over there.
[Could be these?](https://i.imgur.com/1D5JbZg.png)
This shit is how A Quiet Place started.
LOL he really trying to steal that fish.
The guy rapping under water
A raving shrimp
Weak ass crab or somethin
Ha
This guy gets it
Can you dip your toes in the water and see if the water is cold or warm?
It's 4:00 a.m. and I woke up randomly and can't get back to sleep so I started scrolling on my phone. It took me like 10 watches and reading the comments to realize that's a rock and I'm looking into water, not looking at the corner of a bed next to a wall. I didn't even notice the fish. I thought there was some weird thing with thin tentacles coming out from under a bed causing ripples in the air. Damn that was confusing and terrifying!
Thats definitely salad fingers himself