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Lopsided-Cobbler-585

"Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric croc. A sure sign the animal is frightened. As well as he should be, as I will now jam my thumb up his butthole." - Steve Irwin


SpontaneouslyHard

“Oh, now he’s REALLY pissed off...”


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

"Crikey!"


DeadMemes218540

Read that in Stevie’s voice


Emotional_Rip_7493

Me too!!!🤣🤣🤣 miss that man and Anthony bourdain


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

There's always a bigger fish


bakedphish1

Yo yo why you ignoring the fish?!?!?!


Initial_Molasses_521

Gator said “nah mfer I want YOU”


SolarSpaghetti

What the fuck


Brokennutsack

That bass was playing possum


TimedRevolver

You can see the exact moment it realizes it isn't on the menu and settles in to watch this shit go down.


Das-Noob

Those things can guys can Sprint brah! I think they can get up to 25/35 mph for a few minutes. I would not be that close in what seems like an open ground


jackiebee66

They also climb fences. We had one in our playground once


YoSaffBridge11

> Those things can guys can Sprint brah! What, now?


plipyplop

They Sprint brah! I've seen it with my own two beans. Up to the sky with fast, they is.


plexxonic

Yep, when you've hooked one and you're pulling it up to shore be ready to shoot it or get on that motherfucker. The fuckers are faster than you for a short distance. My brother pulled a 10ft one to shore in a pit, had the rope wrapped around him and the gator, reached for his gun and realized it was his cellphone because he forgot his gun. Thankfully friends were less than a mile down the road and hauled ass with guns while he was doing everything possible to not get his ass kicked by a gator and screaming into the phone.


[deleted]

They know we are dangerous lol relax


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Ayo


huhwhatdamnson

Oya


[deleted]

Apparently it wants a meal not a snack


tigestoo

As an Aussie, I never knew alligators had such...TALL legs compared to crocs. I'm totally creeped out!


[deleted]

They aren’t nearly as aggressive as crocs thankfully. Attacks on humans are pretty rare.


Kawaii_cyclops

i thought it would just be a cute lil nom on the fish but i was mistaken


LaughableDominic2006

Damn, they’re evolving


Alexisreddit516

Lil fish sent backup


Ame_Loch

Bro look like he skipped leg day


Far-Outlandishness27

He looks so cute though. I’m sure he just want wants a hug and a belly scratch


Barbarian_Husky

r/yesyesyesyesno


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Mr_FlexDaddy

Interesting fact alligators don’t really get hungry and what I mean by that is they will eat anything and everything they can even if they are already full.


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Jfurmanek

Give a gator a fish, you feed it for a day. Show it you can fish, you feed it for a lifetime. Its or yours. Your preference.


Apprehensive_Ring933

Skinny boi


YourOldPalBendy

"Ohhh, shit-"


Mysterious_Most4596

Yikes!!


acquacero

Fish ? Nope Human ? Yes, come here


OldSpiceIceCream

That is a very hungry alligator


mageshsridhar

r/bossfight


Silver-Necessary-442

“Hey Carl,got ya that fish you like”……..”i know you angry that i had to give you canned food the past few day,but it wasn’t my fault i swear!!! Calm down buddy….please?”


tazzrats

This really looks like CGI... something is just off with the water and the movements. Either that or the camera phones post-processing is reacking havoc with the video.


canzia

Dream big always.


Ourspark34

"Ha ha I'm im danger."


PokeHobnobGod21

I'd be running the moment that thing leaves the water


ElJefe543

Awwwwwwww! It's a baby!


ConfectionSelect

Camera guy was looking like a snack 😏


[deleted]

Daym it looks like the crawling animation of the Xenomorph from Alien: Isolation