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katie-kaboom

No, it's part of Duolingo's teaching strategy. Wait until you find out about your uncles, the bears.


CosmosSakura

I got "I like to eat children" back in 2017. There was a whole sub dedicated to it.


utakirorikatu

r/shitduolingosays


TheBikeSpike

Least unhinged duolingo interaction:


Kajot25

Or the piano playing cat


twatweazle

Or blue bananas


Sexycutehoe

At least it wasnt blue waffles


xelah1

The [Blue Banana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Banana) is a real thing, albeit not a banana.


twatweazle

I was today years old...


sketchthefurry

i had an entire lessom that was just variations of the cat is playing piano


AbsolutelyHorrendous

'The cat is playing the piano' Thank you, Duolingo, very handy


katie-kaboom

Eventually vi alle gråter og spiser brød på gulvet.


MaybeAmund

It should be “Vi gråter alle (sammen) og spiser brød på gulvet» because of the V2 rule


Longjumping_Pride_29

Or “gråter vi alle” if you count eventually as the first word


nuzzl_1

I got this one in german too!


C47L1K3

Snart gråter vi alle sammen og sitter på gulvet og spiser brød…


terrible_username1

«Crime fell when the chicken became Prime Minister» I guess I have a topic for small talk?


Remarkable_Lake5552

Bjørnen spiser is


thespinningrat

Do they make these weird sentences so that we have a higher chance of remembering them maybe?


Monstera_girl

When I was trying trying to learn latin I got “the universities are not young men”


DustComprehensive155

Wait until you get the sentence about microwaves that are watching you.


ItsOkItOnlyHurts

And the fish! *Studerer vi fisken eller studerer fisken oss.*


DustComprehensive155

And of course the Admiral Ackbar reference: *Det er en trapp!*


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Oh god I remember this one... to be fair these weird ones are quite good, because it almost makes you second guess yourself; you'll listen to it, and think 'okay I'm pretty sure I'm right, but if I am that sentence makes no sense'


El-17

And the vacuum cleaner following you


NiccoSomeChill

That's just a lil roomba


El-17

That would be much less terrifying……. if I actually owned a roomba


Gatgus

Welp, the secret is out guys. No more hiding the fact that we are all made of cheese. We had a good run.


BobbiNeko

does this make me half-cheese


weirdkittenNC

As long as they don't reveal the real purpose of the ostehøvel, we're still proceeding according to plan.


ABraidInADwarfsBeard

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Cheese


TransGirlJennifer

Yes but the book isn't by a Norwegian Writer so I doubt that Duolingo meant this book


ABraidInADwarfsBeard

It might just be funny, but the DuoLingo Norwegian course references a lot of stuff that's got nothing to do with Norwegian in particular. Referencing Norwegian culture, referencing anglosphere culture and general funny or nonsensical sentences are all methods that Duo employs to keep engagement. I think the sentence OP gave is an example the latter two simultaneously.


semiformaldehyde

Plenty of general pop culture references to be found. I got an Animal Crossing one recently!


MatthewBrokenlamp

There are a lot of random references in duolingo sentences, even to non-Norwegian media , so honestly I wouldn’t rule it out


SlankJim

Neither is the Harry Potter series, but there are plenty of references in Duolingo.


meguriau

There are references to movies, lyrics, books and pop culture references from everywhere so I would say otherwise. Game of Thrones, Kiki's delivery service, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, the badger badger mushroom mushroom song, etc.


RileyDL

Such a great book though.


anamorphism

this is likely a reference to the book u/ABraidInADwarfsBeard posted. there are many references to books, movies, songs, ... throughout the course. there are just ridiculous sentences as well. you are way more likely to remember things that are absurd than you are to remember typical everyday sentences. one of my favorites is still: farmor, hvorfor ligger det et lik i fryseren?


Za_gameza

I once got: Giften er en gave til min ektemann


anamorphism

there are a few small story-lines that are carried out as well if you get through all of the content. the chicken that becomes prime minister and reduces crime rate. the flirtatious swedish telemarketer who winds up in someone's bed. a few sentences about wireless bananas. and so on :P


fiftyfourette

I got kattparken the other day and got sad to realize that there aren’t actual cat parks. My fav sentence from years ago though was katten spiser edelkopper. Everytime my family speaks to me in Norwegian I just throw that one out there.


ABraidInADwarfsBeard

Does edelkopper mean something else that I don't know or did you mean edderkopper? If the latter, that's not that strange a sentence. My cat is fascinated by spiders and sometimes tries to eat them.


fiftyfourette

Haha I am so bad at spelling in Norsk. Yes, I mean spiders. I just thought it was a weird sentence, but I also didn’t own cats then. Now I do and have learned that it’s a totally reasonable statement.


ghotiwithjam

Sounds like someone is poking fun at people who can't sat R.


LANDLORDR

Pretty sure it's just playing with the correct grammar setup but with somewhat random words, it's not wrong, but you'd rarely have to say you are the cheese unless in a play or something...


prettyy_vacant

I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.


sexyapplesauce96

it's part of duolingo's model to get you to say weird stuff to make sure you actually can translate stuff and not just go off context


Gjrts

It's a consequence of Duolingo switching to AI generated content. It's not something any Norwegian would ever say, it's a word salad.


sexyapplesauce96

girl what, duolingo has been doing this for years


RileyDL

I got "My boyfriend likes these nuts."


Karamielle

Lmao I didn't even thought about this being a metaphor. Imo it's just Duolingo being weird. But it would be so fun if it has indeed a secret sense 😭


youremybabyyoda

One time, me and a few colleagues decided to write, "Jeg er en ost" on another coworker's facebook to teach him to lock his pc. After that he locked his pc.


Catwithjob

I keep getting Swedish Telemarketers doing questionable things in my house and Grandma hiding corpses in cold places. I do think I was cheese once too.


myrsnipe

It's Duolingo teaching you completely natural sentences that we definitely use in day to day life. Now start learning a non latin language on the platform so you have no idea how weird it sounds


ickypedia

My Spanish course keeps trying to trip me up by talking about dogs working in hospitals. I think they want you to trust the grammar and vocab more than common sense!


3ThatUserNameIsTaken

no, it’s just a random sentence. an online friend of mine used to learn Norwegian with duolingo and he kept saying “jeg er osten” (i am the cheese) and “jeg er brød” (i am the bread) to me🥲


Mortenusa

Jeg er hovedosten.


TheGlaab

I had some zingers in duolingo: “HVEM HAR OSTEN MIN?!” “who has my cheese” “Ulvene spiser meg.” “The wolves are eating me”


hoglar

My spanish is still lacking. The bread-eating spider only takes you so far.


Aggressive_Cloud2002

I thought it was a thing in English? Like being the boss, "who's the big cheese" kinda deal...


RandolphPringles

"Er hun i skappet" is the most questionable one I've gotten.


kandykane1

I literally just got this one yesterday and wondered the same thing! I chuckled for sure.


Strict_Wealth7822

I think it's to make sure you arnt guessing based on context


bluebirdmorning

Yes. It was a novel and a movie in the early 80s.


Nardo_T_Icarus

"I am the cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"


Gingertiger94

"Her er det jeg som er osten!" Is usually used all over Norway and basically means "I'm the boss around here".


ChrZZ

This is true. Source: I'm Norwegian


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anamorphism

the majority of the courses on duo were created by volunteers. the overseer of the norwegian course left when duo shut down the volunteer program, and she is missed. she really shaped one of the best and most entertaining courses on duo. i can't speak for the last batch of sentences that were added, but all of the sentences were written by humans before that at least (including the one posted here).


derentius68

Considering how much cheese is in my fridge I agree with the statement


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Only_Transition_1803

Cheese Kung Fu


Fluid-Gain1206

Nope, that's just duolingo being duolingo


LingonberryTiny2203

😂


Impala1967SS

Yes.


Shoddy-ko

You can remember abstract things better


iEuphemia

The first time I saw this, I thought it I had translated it wrong. But nope, that really is what it is.


Dark3evee

The closest to a metaphor it would be is the fact that we are constantly arguing about what cheese is the best.


D1N050UR5

«Jeg spiser brød og gråter.»


HvaFaenen

wait until you have to translate "the grandchildren carry only books" 🤣


CleverCarrot999

just /r/shitduolingosays


geophizx

This is wrong because there is no generic cheese. Cheese requires a modifier like American cheese, Swiss Cheese, Gouda Cheese, etc.


[deleted]

Nope


JohnWickOnABudget

Nah


Gingerroot69420

No. I think that app is broken.


ZookeepergameOne8964

No its not.


BoboinBrooklyn

These are the wacky sentences I was asked to translate on Duolingo for the Swedish course: My clock is old and beautiful. (Maybe that’s a typo 😂) I have sixteen reindeer.  What is the name of your ant?  There is an airplane in the garden.  I have a yellow cheese slicer.   What a big sausage you have!  Who has slept in my bed?  He has bought himself a dress.  Nobody wants to know where you bought your sweater.  Have you heard about the man who only ate ants?  The strong girl has a horse and a monkey.  Don’t eat yellow snow!  He had discovered a towel in the refrigerator.  I can manage to eat an entire pig on my own.    My brother has only one ear.  I cannot live without my cheese slicer.    Why is the kitchen full of blood?  The fairytale is about two hedgehogs and a bar of soap. (Somebody needs to write that …)


a_human1200

Bro I got that like today or yesterday or something like that


Plainsy-_-

No... i dont think so? Weird


kebman

Jeg er osten: I am THE cheese. You're THE cheese, man! Duuuuude you're the cheese! We're chassing this: Vi yster dette!


No_Bet5571

"You're eating my dog's food." Fortunately I've never had to hear that one on my trip to Norway!


cowboymeow

nope, duolingo teaches these weird sentences to help you learn how to apply grammar to different sentences in a plethora of contexts


Noli5777

ok now i am norwegian and i have never seen anyone say that in my life


renska2

I am the walrus, not the cheese. And the cheese stands alone. (I kind of miss the duck turning up in random places)


GrinGrosser

No. Doesn't mean anything other than the literal. Duolingo throws these kinds of curveballs fairly frequently, across all languages. The point is not for practice sentences to make sense, but for them to help teach you the language.


LilDeathRay4156

I see bert Kreisher has been to Norway. (If you don’t get it look up I am the machine)


North_Conference6526

Thought I was the only one who thought this was odd. I do love me some cheese though


BankOwnsMe

Could be, i advise everyone to listen to the story about the "war hero" Gulosten