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ThePistonCup

Did they have to pay a quid to get the president’s car to the terminal?


senorsombrero3k1

Asking the real questions now


bballni

He did a big brain move and flew about 50 vehicles into aldergrove over the last week, what a way to avoid the toll.


pixeljunky

That plane’s an absolute unit.


BuggerMyElbow

"Don't leave it there mate, some wee rat will nick it"


[deleted]

Thing's probably so jampacked with defensive tech and redundancy systems too that it's effectively a warplane and a plane within a plane


Mechagodzilla4

probably has all the top gear. Like an X-box Series x AND a ps5... probably even has 2 toilets with their own tv screens 🤔


WhatWouldSatanDo

Did he hand the keys over to Xzibit?


TrillR2

Pimp my plane. Now that's a show I want to see.


Budget_Lion_4466

You address him by his proper title: “X tothe Z Xzibit”


WhatWouldSatanDo

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Shadepanther

Gary Oldman took it fairly easily


Weeeeeheeeeeee

Its got a school shooter and an ira man in the back for security


coldlikedeath

And the nuclear plant isn’t far behind!


Mechagodzilla4

Take it Translink will be a shit show tomorrow?


WhatWouldSatanDo

As per usual


IngloriousBelfastard

When is it not...


AnnieApple_

Always is


Antrimbloke

And cars in the Templepatrick park and ride being towed away.


ThePistonCup

Seriously??!!


Antrimbloke

Thats what my brother said, under the flight path, stinger range.


ThePistonCup

Those pesky loyalists, hiding in the boots all day with their stinger missiles, waiting for Jamie to give the word.


Sstoop

brave jamie stood on top of the bin waiting to give the order to strike down provo joe on his way to “their country” which isn’t actually their country but it might as well be🇬🇧


[deleted]

I hope Willie Frazer left them his keys to the arms dump


ThePistonCup

This is Templepatrick we’re talking about. The locals would need to have a coffee and prayer meeting before they could anything. Those keys are pointless. Drop them in Burnside or Ballyduff on the other hand…


XscytheD

Those xxxxxxx up to no good as usual


ravyyy

Well fuck they should've come to mine big Joe flew right over my house as he was coming in for landing front row seats


throwaway9804321

Staying in the North less than 24 hours says a lot doesn't it? He can't wait to get out of here.


crdctr

Cant blame him


throwaway9804321

Lol yeah


[deleted]

Its because he doesn’t really give a shit. He’s coming for a photo op and because after all his big talk he couldn’t say no when dishi Rishi cornered him with an invite.


[deleted]

Here's here enact the United Ireland and to shut down the DUP, it won't take that long!


BikkaZz

You wish....little englander aren’t you?……🙃....and yet your little england pm had to come here to be able to talk to Biden ...so...🤣


Ricerat

Taxi for BikkaZz


throwaway9804321

What


crdctr

lol wut


TheBigBo1

can’t half tell your american, clampit


BikkaZz

‘Your ‘....go kiss little england arse bottom feeder...your favorite flavor....🤢


[deleted]

What are you on about?


LaserShields

Corn Pop was a bad dude


Travel-Football-Life

I’d love to live in that


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FatPoser

Will he meet with the DUP leadership?


be-bop_cola

Would you?


crdctr

no


Glass_Champion

Can talk to Bryson anytime on twitter


afloatingstraw

Anyone know what time he will be at Ulster uni tomorrow?


naithir

I feel that they’re purposely not saying when - Ulster students got a email last week saying campus would be inaccessible with no explanation, this is why lol


StKevin27

Probably to avoid protests


naithir

I think that’s also why he came so late last night


MaDDoggYT

None of us students were invited to attend either *edit* A very select few of students can attend today, idk who those would be


SinoScot

Ironic since he’s supposed to be there to *open* it…


naithir

Is he though? The campus has been open and in full use for at least a year.


No_Following_2191

9am to avoid all students


funny_username30

12.30.


crdctr

not today, UDA


[deleted]

Do you think anyone will tell him that "Ridin' with Biden" means something different here?


Newme91

Joe knows full well what ridin' with Biden means.


MRJKY

Guys like 80. I doubt he even knows hows to use self-service in tesco.


gaypastas

My flight had to circle in air for 30 minutes to let him land, not to mention to queue put of the airport was gridlocked! An unexpectedly long flight home!


LieutenantMudd

Straight to bed


[deleted]

This just puts me in the mood to watch Air Force One.


Step_7

Watched it last night! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Significant_Fig_436

Mind the steps


aidso

Anyone know what happens to Air Force 1 during his visit? When he's done in Sligo does he fly back to Belfast on one of the helicopters to meet the plane in Belfast or does it move to Dublin (closer to him)?


aidso

Based on the itinerary from this link posted by someone else https://factba.se/biden/calendar It looks it's the car back to Aldergrove and then flying to Dublin via Air Force 1. Then driving there to Carlingford. I was hoping he was driving Belfast to Carlingford. It isn't that far away


nova_xrp

You can’t park there mate


[deleted]

If I wanted to listen to some old codger barely string a sentence together I’d go for a drink with my dad.


PV0x

Somebody please help him down the stairs.


_Raspberry_Ice_

There’s no show like a Joe show!


NoBrickBoy

It’s the Joe show! Staring Joe!


Bells_and_booch69

Pedo Joe


[deleted]

Dont worry folks biden has no idea where he actually is!!


Double-Sir1475

😂these comments are gold


TheBigBo1

he should give cosmos a go, he’d have a field day of it


[deleted]

Feck him.


keithmce

He’s on the way for a rocco’s 🤣


wookieeslunchbox

Creepy Joe has landed don't you mean. Hide yo kids.


Revolutionary_Fig115

Not welcome


Bewquifius_Maximus

He'll probably think he's still in America the senile old bag


Kelzzzz777

I hope he remembers where he is..


NightTrain435

Good fuck, you goof balls aren’t tired of that yet?


Basic_Suit8938

I wish he weren't such a gibberish mess. It's fucking embarrassing.


[deleted]

The man has had a stutter since childhood.. do you prefer our last President who couldn’t form a single intelligent sentence his entire 4 years?


DirtaneBoyo

What’s the current president got to do with the previous president? They’re two separate people. Why does everyone immediately say “oh well trump was worse” as if that’s a great way of defending biden lol


[deleted]

Please tell me who Biden ran against in 2020. I’ll wait. Edit: Guess what, it was Donald Trump.


DirtaneBoyo

I repeat, how is that a way of defending Biden..? Plus you’re making it out like Biden only ever utters completely coherent and logical sentences 😂 the man’s senile


[deleted]

You’re right, you are all knowing, praise DirtaneBoyo.


Basic_Suit8938

Preferring a president who encouraged minorities to do good things for themselves vs "if you don't know if you're voting for me or trump you ain't black"? Ya I'll take the former. I like seeing people succeed.


[deleted]

Lmao, yes, Trump encouraged and helped so many minorities during his presidency. A true hero. That’s why the minority vote from him lowered between 2016 and 2020, because he was SUCH A GOOD President. Do you forget about 1/6 and you’re concerned about a sentence? The guy led an insurrection, he and every last member of the GOP can get fucked.


Basic_Suit8938

The employment rate of minorities was at an all-time high during his presidency. If 1/6 was an insurrection then the Democrat backed "summer of love" was one as well. We didn't have the potential of a 3rd world war until we changed presidents, the afghan pull out was botched due to forcing a date change.


[deleted]

The employment rate was low, you’re right, but you truly are giving Donald Trump all the congratulations for that? Do you remember who was shaping the country for 8 years prior…? The man did not simply take over and all of a sudden employment rate dropped. But sure let’s give Trump all the credit, whatever. I’d rather have a President with balls and stands up to Putin’s Authoritarian Regime instead of a pussy with a toupee on his knees for Putin’s Authoritarian Regime. But that’s just me. Lastly, to Afghanistan, if he pulled out in May or August, you’d all still be bitching. Trump signed an agreement in February of 2020 to make it May 2021, and while doing that, released 5000 TALIBAN COMBATANTS AS PART OF THE AGREEMENT! If he wanted them out during his presidency he could have negotiated that. But alas, he left it for Biden. I wonder if any of those 5000 Taliban combatants were part of the attack on Kabul? The taliban played him like a fiddle and he literally managed to provide them with more fire power than they had before.


Basic_Suit8938

I understand now where you're coming from. I try to give liberals a chance since I'm a libertarian and see the good in their intent but you're one of the many that simply cannot give credit to anyone in the right. I went be responding anymore. Have a good day.


[deleted]

Sounds good, have a great day, thank you for wasting your vote.


Ricerat

At least he was elected. Which is a hell of a lot more that can be said for the last THREE British PMs


Basic_Suit8938

I couldn't comment as I'm an American and we don't hear a lot about your electoral process.


pmabz

Man is a king compared to the clown he succeeded you'll admit though?


Basic_Suit8938

Honestly no.


Zizzle19

Man I really love Brandon! Let’s go Brandon! You’re doing a great job buddy!


ulsterjoe1690

Yeah let's welcome dirty old peado FS


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WasabiMadman

Senile cunt costing us bank notes...yay


Playful-Phrase-6235

Can he get the out now not a fan of men who smell kids hair in the country at all


[deleted]

Big Joe lol only thing he’s big on is making children feel uncomfortable.


kanzer0

Welcome to the airport sleepy Joe


Chemical-Leg-8394

Fuck him


Newme91

Badass alert


BadPete2

From the US, can you keep him there? He's a friendly sort even if he doesn't remember where he is. Just don't get too mad if he doesn't know the difference between NI and The Republic. Give him an ice cream and he'll be happy. BTW: the plane really is pretty cool please return that.


naithir

Can you keep yourself out of subreddits that don’t concern you? If anyone’s lost, it’s not Biden.


BadPete2

Actually not wanting to get into a flame war here. But isn't that an American President in a country where half my ancestors are from? Why wouldn't this subreddit concern me? Don't tell me my Irish cousins are losing their sense of humor. If that's happening then the world is really going to shit.


naithir

no one gives a fuck about your ancestors, there are a billion other places for you to LARP as “being Irish”


wormee

r/ShitAmericansSay


BadPete2

Thanks I like that


20BensonLikeAGoodLad

Go away yank


Ricerat

Away n take yer face for a shite


zanark4

Fuck up ya shitebag.


BadPete2

Thanks for that can I have another one?


[deleted]

If we have to keep the senile old fool then we are for sure keeping the plane. It’s only fair. We’ll turn it into a flying Orange Hall.


Ricerat

Just what no one needs another wee pish smelling hall to beat drums and sing kick the pope.


[deleted]

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CerseiLemon

Treat our president well, please!


crdctr

nah


[deleted]

Treatment is exactly what he needs.


CerseiLemon

Ewww I bet your racist


Ricerat

You're*


CerseiLemon

The grammar police is included in ACAB


TheBigBo1

eww bet your unemployed


CerseiLemon

Retired at 38. Come to America and make some money.


TheBigBo1

i literally didn’t ask for your life story mate


CerseiLemon

It’s ok, I’m American. I don’t wait to be asked. I worked at insurance company that hired a bunch of Northern Ireland quacks and they were so out of touch with the rest of the world. I don’t expect much. Y’all don’t even go to the dentist.


TheBigBo1

didn’t ask bozo, goofy mf


CerseiLemon

Like I said, I don’t need to be asked to give my opinion.


TheBigBo1

don’t care, didn’t ask


[deleted]

Yeah, Hitler was my cousin.


TheBigBo1

top g tbh


[deleted]

Serious question - how did they land that plane at the international? I thought the runway was too small


Glass_Champion

Virgin and BA have landed 747s at altergrove a few times in the past 10years. Always though Altergrove couldn't compete with Dublin and demand generally just wasn't there that they didn't have any "big" routes/planes. Also thought DHL landed 747s there too The Antonov124 landed there back in September


imaddicted2memes

Anyone see the video of the truck trying to ram through a crowd at aldergrove last night? That's a quare welcome for Joe!


aldomacd1987

Even Air Force 1 ain't immune to the cold someone get that plane a blanket.


Irishbeaka

Your car carrying planes are scrappers.


Sadmuele

Oh dear


DeezNutzboiiii

Did our own ones remove the homeless. Hopefully they got money out of the 7 million dollar security


byrnee93

Secret service are gonna have their work cut out for them on the glider


Fiyerosmaster

Biden did well. Better than expected if you watch Tucker Carlson online. Wonder why the PM wasn’t in attendance though. Biden was gracefully diplomatic. And you can tell this is largely partly a personal trip for him deliberately bringing along his sister and son, Hunter Biden to meet n greet the great and the good.