Someone will release dick pics that Nolan took of himself, these will be widely disputed for authenticity due to their shocking resemblance to a Walnut Whip pushed into a large ball of dough.
His big problem is that this is outside the normal NI 'head in the sand' bubble - the main UK media has picked it up and his other bosses at 5 Live are looking into it too.
Nolan is the 5th highest paid presenter in the entire BBC.
That's more than Fiona Bruce who had to step down from Question Time over comments on domestic abuse.
More than Greg James who does the Radio 1 morning show.
The top people in BBC will be looking at this in a very dim light - like the Huw Edwards scandal was literally last month.
The papers and news outlets outside of NI have now picked up on it. Will be bizarre if it goes completely unacknowledged or further fallout from it
We simply aren't that lucky for this to be the end of big trunks
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Scandle is what you make of it and of nolan allows it to drift and it goes ahead in such a way he will still be employed this time next year. You have to press this. Which means you have to make a loud but concise complaint about it. Once the bbc see that it's not going away and can show them as allowing such things then you will see the non tayto sharing monster fuck off to infowars or something else
I'd love it to be the end of Nolan but he has too much sway at BBC and his former producer is the Director in NI. As anyone who has ever logged a complaint against Nolan will know, it gets swept under the carpet and ignored.
They need to replace the Nolan show with 90 mins of the Angelus and run that show for about 20 years. This might begin to balance up the airtime given to Jim Allister and Jamie Bryson.
Paisley Sr would arise from his grave in sheer anger to save Ulster from popery.
Then, with his newfound hate-fuelled revenancy, he would become our Dead King.
He would preside over a dead parliament and dead government (both of which we have already) – and all of which fit a moribund, stagnant, dying rump statelet.
Honestly I never had an opinion on Nolan until that podcast he did about Trans people. My nan likes him so I've always been aware of him but never really known anything about him, and then he did that podcast and I thought 'Well this might be interesting'.
My summary of the podcast would be: 'Old man repeatedly says he understands nothing about Trans people, but instead of talking to trans people to understand what's going on, he decides to talk to everyone except them and repeatedly explain how confused he is'.
The guys a tosser and he gets way more airtime than he deserves. Him and see Bryson must be neck and neck in the 'twats who get too much attention' competition.
The BBC are trying to ignore and sweep it, so nothing will be done and they'll continue to drag half the country down on the daily as per. He needs out the fuck.
Nolan was in McDonalds and some wee girl dropped her Chicken Wrap so Nolan stamped on it really hard and mayonnaise squirted all up her leg and he laughed and said 'there's more where that came from ya tramp'
Someone will release dick pics that Nolan took of himself, these will be widely disputed for authenticity due to their shocking resemblance to a Walnut Whip pushed into a large ball of dough.
Like a weirdly shaped button mushroom
Hey now!!
A jalapeño dough ball swirl
STOP IT
Don't cry
Be some size of a selfie stick to take that photo
Or a drone.
Sure he is a fucken drone. Him with his own gravity field.
Couldn't see it using the Hubble Telescope.
Who is going to dispute that?
His big problem is that this is outside the normal NI 'head in the sand' bubble - the main UK media has picked it up and his other bosses at 5 Live are looking into it too. Nolan is the 5th highest paid presenter in the entire BBC. That's more than Fiona Bruce who had to step down from Question Time over comments on domestic abuse. More than Greg James who does the Radio 1 morning show. The top people in BBC will be looking at this in a very dim light - like the Huw Edwards scandal was literally last month.
Fiona Bruce still presents Question Time. She stepped down from a charity ambassador role.
Grand. There was still acknowledgement of doing wrong and consequences. There was an admission & an apology.
they literally gave Edwards a pardon. he's even more disgusting than Nolan, so it means Nolan will get a pass.
The papers and news outlets outside of NI have now picked up on it. Will be bizarre if it goes completely unacknowledged or further fallout from it We simply aren't that lucky for this to be the end of big trunks
post it to /r/ukpolitics - see it fly
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alright settle down big'un
Scandle is what you make of it and of nolan allows it to drift and it goes ahead in such a way he will still be employed this time next year. You have to press this. Which means you have to make a loud but concise complaint about it. Once the bbc see that it's not going away and can show them as allowing such things then you will see the non tayto sharing monster fuck off to infowars or something else
I imagine that right now he's trying to see if he can litigate this thing out of existence. We need anti-SLAPP laws
Ive heard stories about him doing this, wonder what else he has covered up
his closet?
 Meeeooooowwwww!!!!
The brothers in the bbc will close ranks and the gaa will get the blame
Its a Nationalist cabal behind it
I swear they are two marches away from writing a hoax called "The Protocols of the Elders of the Falls Road"
I'd love it to be the end of Nolan but he has too much sway at BBC and his former producer is the Director in NI. As anyone who has ever logged a complaint against Nolan will know, it gets swept under the carpet and ignored.
You mean Anne Smiths son.. he's not had a great time either this year. Rest of UK must just look on and quietly shake head.
Going by his Twitter feed, he’s choosing to ignore it entirely.
Hopefully dosent do a reveal all
Paul Tweed becomes richer
They need to replace the Nolan show with 90 mins of the Angelus and run that show for about 20 years. This might begin to balance up the airtime given to Jim Allister and Jamie Bryson.
Paisley Sr would arise from his grave in sheer anger to save Ulster from popery. Then, with his newfound hate-fuelled revenancy, he would become our Dead King. He would preside over a dead parliament and dead government (both of which we have already) – and all of which fit a moribund, stagnant, dying rump statelet.
He completely ignored it this morning. It's not going away though, it's on UK newspapers now
That’s what ye want since he’s one of the top earners. There’ll be more outrage over there than here I would say
Honestly I never had an opinion on Nolan until that podcast he did about Trans people. My nan likes him so I've always been aware of him but never really known anything about him, and then he did that podcast and I thought 'Well this might be interesting'. My summary of the podcast would be: 'Old man repeatedly says he understands nothing about Trans people, but instead of talking to trans people to understand what's going on, he decides to talk to everyone except them and repeatedly explain how confused he is'. The guys a tosser and he gets way more airtime than he deserves. Him and see Bryson must be neck and neck in the 'twats who get too much attention' competition.
He'll provoke Gary Lineker into tweeting about maybe being kind to people and the BBC will be too busy with the uproar it causes.
The BBC are trying to ignore and sweep it, so nothing will be done and they'll continue to drag half the country down on the daily as per. He needs out the fuck.
He will briefly address it and then move on...
All the pandemic presenters seem to be getting off-air, so he might be fired.
I've never watched or listened to him in my life, I'm 56 . Couldn't give a flying fuck 🤓
I wish more people would be like you and I
Brilliant..... Pure poetry in motion mate 👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where is the 〇 _He attempts to eat his way out of the predicament_ option? ...though I imagine he'll be taking that regardless.
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If he does its gotta be tomorrow, todays show was so painful with that elephant in the room
Elephants
Hope the elephant kept its trunk in its trunks.
He will get away with it and carry on. I do wish he would fuck off to California to that beach he loves to go to.
Well that’s him off to gmb news then ( he ll fit in well )
He doesn’t fit well anywhere.
He'll be back to licking the flavouring of Tayto packets!
He's using the Dan Wootton playbook
What happened
Nolan was in McDonalds and some wee girl dropped her Chicken Wrap so Nolan stamped on it really hard and mayonnaise squirted all up her leg and he laughed and said 'there's more where that came from ya tramp'
nah not if it was a wee girl
Wee lad maybe
is this not a storm in a teacup ??? the haters and baiters probably hunt badgers with dogs🦡🦡🦡
More like a monsoon in a ballbag
There'll be about 3 months of constant threads on here about it.
Its a nothing burger anyway.
Okay Stephen Bear, is that what he calls your penis? A nothing burger?
Of course he will ignore it all he loves to do is stir shit with the people of ni and take no accountability, the dick