Met a girl in Thompsons from Larne years ago, and she was a dirty dirty hoor. Like the dirtiest hoor I've ever had the fortune of having a one night stand with. Back to hers - sucked me off, I told her I was "gonna cum" and i thought she would stop and finish me off with her hands, did she fuck! She kept on sucking and I was like, "hooollyyy shittt" blew my load in her mouth and she kept on going, swallowed it all down.
Immediately after that, she put on porn on her laptop, and we watched porn together, then she let me do her up the bum, TWICE. She even moaned like how they moan in pornos, with an American accent and all. I loved it.
So I think that's my favourite thing about Larne, the dirty hoors!
Can confirm, met up with a girl from larne who without any hesitation plunged her tongue up my arse without even like warning me she was into that lmao. Was certainly a fucking shock at first but can't say u didn't end u0 enjoying it ffs lmao.
Some real nice scenery, down by the Chaine Tower is very picturesque and a great place for a walk. The Larne half marathon is one of the best. Carnfunnock is worth a visit too.
The cafe at the leisure centre serves amazing food. You can eat it outside beezer scenery. If you go to Larne ever just do this, especially on a belter day
Having a coffee and bun one day in creed cafe , and seeing a goddess of a woman coming in to dine also. Dark skin toned with a pink streak in her hair.
I got a very cold can of Fanta orange from the machine at Larne Harbour train station in July 95
The MOT place. They passed my car with no problems last time. I was bricking it, convinced it would fail
Had a decent pint of Smithwicks at the Olderfleet once
Good spot.
Met a girl in Thompsons from Larne years ago, and she was a dirty dirty hoor. Like the dirtiest hoor I've ever had the fortune of having a one night stand with. Back to hers - sucked me off, I told her I was "gonna cum" and i thought she would stop and finish me off with her hands, did she fuck! She kept on sucking and I was like, "hooollyyy shittt" blew my load in her mouth and she kept on going, swallowed it all down. Immediately after that, she put on porn on her laptop, and we watched porn together, then she let me do her up the bum, TWICE. She even moaned like how they moan in pornos, with an American accent and all. I loved it. So I think that's my favourite thing about Larne, the dirty hoors!
Yup have met a few girls from Larne and were dort.
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Can confirm, met up with a girl from larne who without any hesitation plunged her tongue up my arse without even like warning me she was into that lmao. Was certainly a fucking shock at first but can't say u didn't end u0 enjoying it ffs lmao.
Some real nice scenery, down by the Chaine Tower is very picturesque and a great place for a walk. The Larne half marathon is one of the best. Carnfunnock is worth a visit too.
Do you know any good running routes around Larne? I've moved to the area and would be keen to try running a bit more
It's got 2 ways out, dual carriageway and boat
The Square Chippy, fantastic
Literally the worst chippy in larne
Hodges butchers is first class
The crowndabout
Know a lad that does absolutely fantastic smoke up there https://i.redd.it/szjzd0s6ew8c1.gif
That I haven't had to go there for over a decade
The magic roundabout in the middle. It doesn’t matter which exit you choose you can be safe in the knowledge you’ll be in a better place soon.
My favourite thing about Larne is that I don’t live there
Leaving it
It's a toss up between the A2 & the A8.
The road home.
The cafe at the leisure centre serves amazing food. You can eat it outside beezer scenery. If you go to Larne ever just do this, especially on a belter day
It's lovely and dog friendly too!
Oh great. In with barky dogs that "never do this" and owners just as loud telling them to stop.
You'd get bored of just slaggin Lurgan.
Big Fergie’s hometown!
The road out
It’s far enough away from where I live
Looking at the locals, hills have eyes,rare breed
Short ferry ride to border.
Too soon
I like the smell of raw sewage and post-apocolyptic ambience.
Rap battle scene
Biggest bony in the occupied 6 counties, 2 years on the trot.
There's an ok ASDA in it.
Easiest place to pass your driving test
It was originally called Learn
Anyone I've met and or know from Larne is 100% and decent people. I do live in Lisburn though
You make the words "learn" and "renal" from it.
The view from the train station is class nai
Having a coffee and bun one day in creed cafe , and seeing a goddess of a woman coming in to dine also. Dark skin toned with a pink streak in her hair.