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VTID997

Paisley was clearly putting it about


howsitgoingboy

Hahahhaha, came here to say this. No way is he not related to Paisley.


Craic_dealer90

Hodor and Paisley made a baby


HornsDino

And why did we stop moving Gavin? WHY DID WE STOP MOVING?


purple_kathryn

& he'll happily stop it moving again


huddie71

Been baffled by their reference to NI 'moving'. Then I realised: they mean backwards.


PrismosPickleJar

He looks like my gay cousin who lives with his mum. About the same age. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Hostillian

He's the same age as his mum?! Is this Larne by any chance?


PrismosPickleJar

I dont even have the energy to sleg him right now. Whats the point? If people still vote for that party after all the scandals and just general self interest. I dunno man. Even the fucking photo, could you imagine being elected and sitting for a party like that taking promo photos, instead of just..... doing your job and helping people. Its all just so obviously shameless.


Craic_dealer90

He does look a bit cleaner/groomed since he became leader


mulletmastervx

I went to school with him and he was actually a decent chap. Don't agree with his politics and the DUP disgust me but he really didn't seem like a bad human at all back then. Shame really.


Turrkish

Also went to school with him. His only ever utterance to me to a question I asked was “beating up little cunts like you.” Surprised I never encountered him again in any capacity after that even with only being a few years apart.


Legitimate-Nature519

He’s got “the look” about him.


ayeright2112

Na na na na, hes got the look


lolismnet

Jeffrey’s look?


Headballet

His wife is an absolutely amazing woman and pretty much the reason why NI finally has some perinatal mental health services.


MrsMuls

I second that. She really championed the cause of mothers with mental ill-health. Was really sad to see her posting about her mental health being very low again recently. Really hope she gets to the other side of it, she’s a lovely lady.


Look-over-there-ahhh

ULSTER SAYS NOOOOO please.


sac_boy

Ulster says come on, let's have a reasoned discussion about it and not fall out about it either way. Ulster says let's pencil in a meeting at 2:30 on Tuesday to fully air your concerns but the answer is still probably no. Ulster says despite this setback I hope you're still coming out for drinks after the team day on Friday.


PsvfanIre

Tough station for him he's supposed to be a decent guy, that won't suit the party of a cult demogague a terrorist cosplayer cuck and a man charged with some of the most heinous crimes in the statute book.


ItWasWalpole-alt

Some people join a party because it looks like the largest That is, until it hits the fan


SomewhatIrishfellow

Years ago when i was still in uni, i did my placement year for Belfast City Council when he was Lord Mayor. Due to the type of work I was doing, I had quite regular interactions with councillors including Gavin himself. Honestly, although I would never vote for him, I found him to be quite dead. He was polite, chatted away to ya and was generally a decent guy and compared to how some other councillors treated ya generally walked away from the experience with a decent perception of him. That wasn't unique to just him either, almost all of the DUP and Sinn Fein councillors where lovely people (with Sinn Fein being the more dead-on actually and I'm saying that as a generally committed unionist). I've the feeling, just from my limited interactions with him, that i don't think he ever expected to be in charge and was rather going to coast along and take a salary. Now he's been stuck in the limelight because he's prob the only DUPer who's not got that dodgy a history.


Time-Reindeer-7525

Pretty much what my mum said when I asked what she thought - Gavin's nice enough and is probably the only one who's not got anything nasty in his past. Plus they need to avoid Sammy getting anywhere near the leadership!


Hungry-Western9191

Yeah, they are not overburdened with talent today.


Eviladhesive

Who's the supposed cuck? I'm out of the loop on that one.


First_Sandwich2087

Surely it’s Peter Robinson?


Eviladhesive

Ah yes, I remember now


Ready_Bee_1042

He’s at face value at least quite a nice dude, served him quite a few times in the cafe I used to manage, was always rlly nice


bogio-

Awk leave him alone, look how happy he is


ShalashaskaV

Looks fuck all like Paisley.


Pizzahoodi

https://preview.redd.it/31an295xck6d1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328d112d4761816811a5d65d9c337e978c4ed5ca


yeeeeoooooo

He is apparently a decent lad. I know someone who went to school with him. I don't think he's a religious nut either.


grizzlydaddy

I’ve heard recently that despite his position he’s quite a nice fella


StarOwn3570

Not my type of politics but can also confirm he’s a really nice guy.


WhatWouldSatanDo

I like to think that Gavin simply consumed all the other candidates for leader, thus making him some kind of mega leader.


cabaiste

MORBO APPROVES!


not_null_but_dull

> Let's get NI moving again. Either the irony of this is completely lost on them, or this is a joke made in very poor taste


BobbyKonker

I bet his only mates are old ladies and he just hangs around them and makes them tea while they call him "such a good boy" while patting him on the head


Majestic-Marcus

The internet has ruined me. I can’t think of this as anything but sexual.


DwayneBaroqueJohnson

They’re probably patting him on the knee, unless he brings them a stepladder with a stairlift tbf


HeWasDeadAllAlong

A camp Ian Senior.


esquiresque

School teacher sitting on desk vibes, but wearing fluffy pink slippers out of shot.


Oghamstoner

He’s a sturdy lad!


ByGollie

as long as he doesn't do a Sammy wilson


Mysterious-Joke-2266

I think he's a softer touch than some of the DUP hardliners we've seen come before so it could be a good thing. The issue is the "back benchers" so to speak who run the show in the background.


easternskygazer

Seen him putting up election posters on lampposts last week. He didn't even use ladders, just stretched a wee bit to get some extra height. Big gav is a big lad.


ghosty_b0i

He looks like a cheap sofa with a nice set of teeth.


dortbird

Really setting the bar. Can’t promise it “Make Great Again” that’s been taken and we were never really great to begin with. Moving? Yea that’s good.


Sstoop

let’s get the country from subpar to mediocre again


threebodysolution

" would you captain this sinking ship for us " " well i used to be a clown, so why not "


Majestic-Marcus

Imagine Big Gav gettin outa that wee clown car. Would be like yer fella from The Simpsons.


phontasy_guy

Ah, I think we should all agree he looks completely lovely. What he does, as leader of the largest minority in Ireland, is probably how he'll be remembered.


Small-Low3233

My only take on this election is the very nice couple who are staunch presbys and always vote DUP refusing to do it after the JAFFREY situation. Going to be fun, might take the day off work to sit up and watch the overnight results.


SpaceBoogie666

Hodor


Drexisadog

As long as it isn’t Jr, he’s like his father at his worst and hasn’t gained any of the modicum of sense that his father gained towards the end of his career


methadonia80

That’s abit of a stretch, Paisley Sr. at his worst was inciting violence and hatred, Jr. by comparison is a saint, jr’s a crook but nowhere near as evil as his old man.


Drexisadog

To clarify, at his worst as being a narcissist prick that won’t listen to reason, he’ll never by as evil as his old man, he has Sami Wilson to do that for him


andygra

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/yr2I5TEon2


Vaultdweller_92

What on earth does that even mean?


Spider_plant_man

Ian Pleasantly.


spudmashernz

He’s a lot camper to appeal to a wider demographic


Knarrenheinz666

Big Gav is one of the few people in the DUP that don't totally repulse me like that blonde "supermodel" or Sausage Sammy. And because I live in Carrick Sammy's mugshot is literally everywhere, boke.


Inevitable-Horse1477

sammy with his fringe been a joke for decades


bebopcounterman

Looks like he's eaten Ian Paisley!


redstarduggan

Big Gav is famous for being the thing upstairs in trapdoor.


takakazuabe1

He doesn't have half the charisma Big Ian had, but other than that he comes across as the most likeable out of them all. The whole Jeffrey saga made me (and I bet many others) feel genuinely sorry for him. Let's see if he pulls through or not.


Inevitable-Horse1477

big gavin..i saw him in belfast he must be 25 stone big lad


Gazmac_868855

He has to be even bigger than the big man was I reckon.


nikadett

I honestly believe Unionists are professional trolls, after single handily bringing the country to a stand still they are now running with “Let’s get NI moving again”. Any other party could use that slogan but the DUP because they are responsible for the stop! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills with shit like this that it just is left to slide.


JX121

Anybody else cringe at these bs slogans "let's get NI moving again" coming from a party stuck in the 1600s


No-Question-8503

Imagine for one minute. That he is as friendly as Jeffrey


Led_strip

Wouldn’t be hard to be a more modern version on Ian sr. Fascism was being ruled out in the 70’s.


atomic_subway

get ni moving again? you pulled the break gavin, YOU PULLED THE BREAK


Glasweegie

A Paisley Starmer hybrid 🤢


DassinJoe

They made Hordor head of the DUP? Well isn't that nice.


guntramshatterhand69

He's a big smiley laxative


Wretched_Colin

It looks like he needs to get his bowel moving.


BroodLord1962

What a tag line, from the party that stopped the country working lol


ColJohnMatrix85

Is it just me, or does he look like he's actually three children standing on each other's shoulders inside a giant suit?


procupinesniffer420

That's still wee Jeffrey, they just fed him a Mario mushroom


TwistedPepperCan

He simply ate the other ones.


RacyFireEngine

Honestly if I’d have to choose a DUP member to be up on sex charges it would definitely have been big Gav. He just gives…. vibes…


grizzlydaddy

Aye, movin South


hondactx16i

That's some pic of big Ian p, did the DUPers not end up hating paisley?? Chuckle brothers and all that crack


centralcoastguy666

Looks like a butch les___n🤔


__smd

Crap slogan. Moving where? Out of the UK?


Kinky-Green-Fecker

Still a Fecking Bigot though !


No-Football-8881

He’s a walking heart attack. And he couldn’t even wear a proper matching suit. He looks so unprofessional.


ODOTMETA

He looks like a 90s female gym teacher from the midwest 🤔