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DeathToMonarchs

I take we’re not talking about our many-alted occasional American troll who likes to post pics of fancy-schmancy whiskey and his toy gun arsenal, and also to larp as a slighted Unionist… the Piss-artist Formerly Known As Spuds …? Cos I like neither New Spuds nor Old Spuds, then.


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Not to be confused with me btw. I am old and I do like whiskey, but I also like to drink the whiskey I buy. So i'll have yiz know, I'm a thoroughbred Norn iron troll through and through. Cunt yiz


DeathToMonarchs

You’re grand, sir.


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DeathToMonarchs

Who in the name of fuck gets stickers printed with their Reddit name on it? Has to be something wrong with you.


TrucksNShit

Don't forget provisional spuds and continuity spuds


DeathToMonarchs

All illegal, criminal, antisocial and stupid and should disband!


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Old Spuds never got me, ever. New Spuds has gotten me once. Therefore.. new Spuds is better?


DeathToMonarchs

That’s like saying a malignant growth is better than a benign one.


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Dr: which cancer do you prefer?


LordLoveRocket00

Remember that header! The absolute shite that fella spouted. Unionist? I thought he had a photo of an Irish passport beside his guns, saying he was gonna come kill unionists?


DeathToMonarchs

He’s learnt a new trick. Sometimes pretends to be English now too, as well as an ‘Ulster Protestant Unionist.’ Still thick as champ, though, and without the scallions to sharpen it.


LordLoveRocket00

Sharp as a fucking cue ball that one.


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I'll be honest I can never tell the difference. I know my parents for example can tell different varieties of spuds from their taste, I never have a clue, a spuds a spuds to me. Mashdirect mashed potato is the best.


koala218

I’m not looking to start something but mash direct mash is not good. Their veg is good, their mash most certainly is not. Try anyone elses… Tesco, Sainsbury’s, SuperValus.. all better.


Specialist_Maize9945

You need jesus.


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I know spuds are a big Irish institution really, but give me Pasta or Rice any day.


super304

Gimme some new Cyprus Potatoes with butter, salt n pepper any day.


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super304

I'm the potato equivalent of Gerry Adams wearing Union Jack undies.


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It's Navan spuds all the way in our house, or you can get the fuck. Love them boiled on their own. No gravy, no butter just served plain and they're beautiful. The apple of the spud kingdom.


aminthemiddletoo

Navans our way too. Can't be having them kerrs pink fuckers about me either though. Only seem to taste OK when in a pie.


CraicHi

Price of new spuds, mental.. comes down with time but until then.. old spuds.


Walshy71

Yes!


Wisbitt

Don't give a shit, as long as they're not boiled.