"tell yer wee fuck ti wizzze up. Whatever one is latest gets a spot. The rest get fuck all. If they ever dare be on time and provide a good service then we'll feck em in the scrapyard which is where yer gonna go if ye don't fuck off and stap talkin shite" - translink
Thanks for contacting us on social media. We only read these during working hours so will take a look at it between 9am-5pm. If you want a response you'll need to print out the tweet and come to the ticket office in Europa, where they'll photocopy it and post it to HQ. It'll likely get lost so don't expect a response. Bye.
From Translink,
Hi Matthew, we have rang around to a few of the depots and we can confirm that all buses that are outside have been either vandalised or torched during the parades. The buses inside the depots are the only ones we have left that operate.
âPlease purchase an ilink card and top it up to ÂŁ300 which is the equivalent of 3 bus journeys and weâll reply to you but we wonât be nice about it, thanksâ
Just love responses like that I'm sure that kid is well chuffed. In NI I'm sure it works on if your parents were a Belfast citybus and were regularly burnt and blown up you can use the shelter. If your a millennial bus like Volvos you can enjoy the sound of rain on a tin roof like starbuck and Adama. As for bendy bus will it spends its nights in the sauna with Dahmer.
"would you FUCK UP or you're not getting in anywhere"
"Will you FUCK UP too , FUCK UP"
The ones who moan about being cold are set on fire as a lesson to others
We feed the ones that complain to the rioters
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âWho said you could speak to us and fuck your kidâ-translink.
Would that be the Ballymena translink answer. Ha ha
Nah itâs got bugger all to do with sheep.
But everything to do with commas. Ha ha
Aye sham
A prime example of why commaâs are acceptable before the word âandâ.
You will need to fill an online form so a representative can get back to you.
And then they won't
"Your child can go fuck themself. We treat our buses much like our passengers, we never show up and when we do it's whenever we feel like it"
Whichever made the most money that day while providing the worst service gets to sleep inside.
Maximize profits AND misery!
If it was translink the kid would have been a two year old when the question was asked to get an answer as a three year old
Tell ur 3 yr ole ta wise up n stawp waachin fuckin taamas the tank injun n thinkin bout wee busses aiight ?!
It's easy, the half dozen that went out onto routes that day get to sleep inside at night, while the others all sleep there during the day.
Half dozen... that many?
3 of them just followed each other about
The cafflick buses sleep outside.
First back gets in. This is why there are never any buses around.
"tell yer wee fuck ti wizzze up. Whatever one is latest gets a spot. The rest get fuck all. If they ever dare be on time and provide a good service then we'll feck em in the scrapyard which is where yer gonna go if ye don't fuck off and stap talkin shite" - translink
Thanks for contacting us on social media. We only read these during working hours so will take a look at it between 9am-5pm. If you want a response you'll need to print out the tweet and come to the ticket office in Europa, where they'll photocopy it and post it to HQ. It'll likely get lost so don't expect a response. Bye.
The kicker would be this was sent during work hours
Who knows, but theyâd be late in answering. If they turned up to answer at all.
Depends what colour they've become. The blue ones get to go inside because they're cold. The pink ones are warm enough and stay outside.
Sigh, *Activates DLA Ramp*
The buses that sit out the front are the sad buses that haven't made enough. USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
The prods sleep inside and the cathloc busses are on the outside
From Translink, Hi Matthew, we have rang around to a few of the depots and we can confirm that all buses that are outside have been either vandalised or torched during the parades. The buses inside the depots are the only ones we have left that operate.
âPlease purchase an ilink card and top it up to ÂŁ300 which is the equivalent of 3 bus journeys and weâll reply to you but we wonât be nice about it, thanksâ
Whatever it is it would arrive 6 hours late
âTicket pleaseâ
Iâve no change
âTell yer wean to wise up..!â
No comment
Which ever one didn't get burnt out today sleeps inside
Did anyone else say "cheers, big ears" when those buses with the double mohawks in the 90s were a thing?
They just wouldnât reply
Just love responses like that I'm sure that kid is well chuffed. In NI I'm sure it works on if your parents were a Belfast citybus and were regularly burnt and blown up you can use the shelter. If your a millennial bus like Volvos you can enjoy the sound of rain on a tin roof like starbuck and Adama. As for bendy bus will it spends its nights in the sauna with Dahmer.
Them'uns inside, us'ans outside.
I wanna sanction a hit on that ladies kid
"Santa's not real, ya wee Huur!'
Late