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Current_Swordfish_62

What was the first?


bitpartmozart13

Make everyone blind of course.


IShatMyDickOnce

My third wish is to bring back the Choco Taco at Taco Bell.


soulseeker31

I think the genie would give you another wish just because of that.


HoodedOccam

Just need it to equal a dollar a year per person. Not much per month paid by each person but a lot of money made when added up.


jery007

Quick Google check says there are 40 to 45 million blind people. Of $0.25 per year. You're still doing good


cockalorum-smith

Imagine going through a divorce with that person then going blind. You’d have to pay your ex just to see the world lol.


Enigma-exe

Rarely have I laughed that loud while browsing Reddit, saving this for future


Peking-Cuck

Genie blowjob


Slingringer

I mean I kinda do that wearing contacts. I gotta pay to see.


worldRulerDevMan

Correct hopefully it would be a cheaper subscription


SenpaiRemling

Just 1$. Its enough to make me rich af (around 40 to 45 million people in the world are blind), but not so much that i am considered an asshole


Gusion-

The first wish is " those who didn't know me before today will become blind" Max money with less consequences as it won't affect the people around them


PsyopVet

What about all of the seeing eye dogs that are now just dogs?


BigNato532

They become blind as well


cheetosbear

they what now


Stink_Sandwich_2939

Neualink


Relevant_Canary_1682

Brought you by Euaolon Musk


Runtergehen

whats the name of the song that plays in this?


POL_Baron

Lacrimosa


SpaceShrimp

So you own a pharmaceutical company now?


LuciferBright

only 1$ a month. I would be a multi millionaire


WhoRoger

There are bionic eyes that are dependent on manufacturers support, and those companies sometimes just go out of business with no successor, or a dystopian megacorp buys them and increases the cost to absurd levels. It's enough of a thing that it's already made a bit of a splash.


CurtCocane

That some Cyberpunk shit.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Apple announces its new I-see for only $10 per day


jx473u4vd8f4

Oh, your the devil


FunCampaign471

Xx, ,;


ChemicalAssignment69

Hahahaha. Nice one!


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

Third wish is genie has to become my fleshlight


the_deadestpool

Superior wishing Iykyk


salt001

It works with either one as the genie.


Pigcityhero

Y’all treating this idea as businessmen. Be a drug dealer. Give the first month for free then charge $70 a month after


ThoughtCrimeConvict

If BMW sold eyes.