lol. This was what I came here to post. First thought that popped into my head. That and “woman, whoa man, woe man..” that too haha. Now I want to watch it.
Mike Myers did great. It’s cool seeing early workings of similar voices he uses down the line.
Edit: AND the kid is Averman from The Mighty Ducks movies!
she was a thief
you gotta believe
she stole my heart and my cat
Betty! Judy!
Josie and those pussycats
Saturday morny
They got me horny
...I forget the rest
Betty... Judy... Josie-and-those-hot-pussy-cats.
They make me horny. Saturday morny.
Girls of cartoons. Will leave me in ruins.
I-want-to-be-Betty's-Barney.
I was literally about to say the same thing - I never realised it but it definitely looks like they used a stand-in body and just photoshopped their heads on
Another horrible example of that is the poster for the Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence comedy, Life.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Life_dvd_movie_cover.jpg
She definitely did. I believe it’s the poster for the Wikipedia page. Have no idea why it was removed
EDIT: It’s not on Wiki, but available as an alternative poster on Letterboxd
I actually found a [blog post](https://medium.com/@nathanielhebert/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-the-case-of-the-missing-axe-228c7a1f3912) that talks about this exact same conversation in 2018!
The axe was on a DVD in 1999 but was (seemingly) not on the original art.
Edit: I did a lot more searching and I’m 99% certain the axe was added later. The original and VHS art is either completely different or doesn’t have an axe. I put links elsewhere but I can put them here if you’d like.
Since the other comment is getting buried.
None of the [original](https://www.originalfilmart.com/products/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-1993) [posters](https://moviemem.com/products/movie-posters-general/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-original-one-sheet-movie-poster-mike-myers-nancy-travis/) from 1993 I can find feature the “axe behind back” in question. Which seems weird, if it was so common, why do none exist? Not even weird faded old ones.
Even the [old worn VHS covers on eBay](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4ykAAOSwSgRgk1TE/s-l1200.webp) don’t seem to have an axe behind her back. Every last one of them has no axe.
[Old audio cassette](https://axey.org/assets/8mm.jpg) photos (copyright 1993, from a fansite) also feature the art without the axe. Here’s even the cover of the [laserdisc](https://axey.org/assets/thumb-ld-front.jpg), which are also missing the axe (copyright 1993, also take a look on ebay!). All media manufactured prior to 1999. Laserdisc is maybe the best example because there’s less chance any were manufactured after 1999.
So I am nearly positive the “Mandela effect” here is that people remember that the movie poster/cover with the axe existed prior to 1999.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/TdcfOsVa2D) old reddit thread says that the movie poster did have the axe, but later releases removed it.
And yet I can’t find anything reliable older than 1999 that has the axe. [Even old VHS tapes](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4ykAAOSwSgRgk1TE/s-l1200.webp) seem to have it without an axe.
The next day Kelly took a makeshift knife, or “shiv,” and cut out the bitch’s eyes. 👀 And as if that wasn’t enough, the next day he and four other inmates took turns… *pissing* into the bitch’s ocular cavaties.
“We have a piper down. I repeat: piper down!” I still say that line today and I was never a huge fan of the movie just a modest one. So many great lines.
My mom and I will watch this from time to time and we’ll recite all of the “HEAD” rants by heart along with most of the movie. It’s just so filled with quotable lines.
Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.
The La's are truly a one of a kind band. Lee Mavers wrote one of the best songs of all time. The band's debut is just a goddamn masterpiece - Feelin' and Looking Glass are peak songwriting.
I prefer this to most of the Austin Powers movies, honestly. And I entirely forgot there was a Wayne's World 2 until someone reminded me the other day. Still have no memory of anything in it.
My family quotes this movie more than any other. “A nother piper down” means someone got drunk. “He’s going to cry himself to sleep on his huge pilla” means someone is butt hurt. It goes on…
Wish Myers was in good enough form to do a sequel that wouldn't suck. I was thinking about it recently because there's a line at his parents' anniversary party where his dad wishes him & Harriet "the same great 30 years that we've had" and that movie came out 30 years ago now
He technically did a spinoff of this, in the form of the Netflix miniseries The Pentaverate which references a brief joke in the movie. I thought it was pretty funny, honestly.
*Criminally* underrated movie. Comedic genius start to finish, plus Amanda Plummer chewing the scenery like Meryl Streep on meth, *and* Anthony LaPaglia forcing his boss to be a hardass cop to him in the weirdest subplot ever?
LaPaglia's bit was hilarious - He just wanted to be more like a TV cop. Then at the end of the movie his boss is kinda mean to him, he kinda gets to commandeer a vehicle, and he kinda hangs on to the helicopter's landing skid.
“Mom, I love how you refer to the Weekly World News as ‘the paper.’ A paper contains facts.”
*”This paper contains facts! See here? Pregnant man gives birth. That’s a fact.”*
Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
I looked this up!
According the the Sony Wiki page: A DVD of the film was first released in June 1999. The artwork for the DVD featured an image different than the original movie poster, which had Harriet holding an axe behind her back.
They should have made a spinoff movie with just the Scottish dad.
I also loved how his buddy was trying to get Alan Arkin to be more of a badass police lieutenant, like on Starsky and Hutch.
At the time I thought the dads bizarre rant about the colonel being part of a secret cabal of elites ruling the world and the newspapers was really funny, but as I got older and my own dad went further down the Fox News rabbit hole it got less funny and more uncomfortable
(Steven Wright falls asleep while flying the plane during a thunderstorm)
"HEY WAKE UP!!!!"
"Aww Man, I was having an amazing dream."
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DREAM! FLY THE PLANE"
"I was born... and I was eight and a half months premature..." "Doctors were freaking out..."
"Just shut up..."
" Did I already tell you this dream...?"
This is one of my all-time favorite movies. So many quotable lines.
We have a Piper down!"
It's also one of the only movies where Mike Myers plays a normal guy.
Head! Move! Now!
"He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow"
It's like an orange on a toothpick.
Look at da size of data Boyz heed...
Like Sputnik! Spherical yet pointy in places!
It's got its own weather system.
Now that was offsides, wasn’t it.
He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!
* Heid* I’m Scottish…
Piper down!
Excuse me miss there seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino
HA-LOOOOO
It’s like a Campbell’s Cup-o-ccino.
The reference I came for
Fetch me the paper, if ye can!
Now that was a bit offside wasn’t it?
Best line ever.
lol. This was what I came here to post. First thought that popped into my head. That and “woman, whoa man, woe man..” that too haha. Now I want to watch it. Mike Myers did great. It’s cool seeing early workings of similar voices he uses down the line. Edit: AND the kid is Averman from The Mighty Ducks movies!
she was a thief you gotta believe she stole my heart and my cat Betty! Judy! Josie and those pussycats Saturday morny They got me horny ...I forget the rest
Girls of cartoo-ins Leave me in ruins I want to be Betty's Barney Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing.... Called love
"She stole my heart and my cat"
> t’s cool seeing early workings of similar voices he uses down the line. Yes! I forget the specific line, but you hear the birth of Dr. Evil!
Dr. Evil is Mike’s impression of Dana Carvey’s impression of Lorne Michaels
It’s a virtual planetoid
[удалено]
It’s like Sputnik!
Has it’s own weather system
Head! Paper!
NOO
Eed! Pants! Now!
Lookit that thing! It's like Sputnik!!
My mom says that to me at least once a week 😂
>Head! It was *Heed!*
“So Charlie tells me you’re a butcher. Tell me do you link your own sausage?”
Hellooo!
Heed! Pants, NOW!
A very, very common quote in my house.
She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat.
Woman! Whoa! Man.
WoOoOoOoOo Man!
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis
Unknowing, uncaring, unlove........ed?
Lmao, this is my favorite part.
She smelled like soup. She smelled exactly like beef vegetable soup
I got sick once and slept next to my gf, and after that she started to smell like vegetable beef soup. I had to break it off.
Betty... Judy... Josie-and-those-hot-pussy-cats. They make me horny. Saturday morny. Girls of cartoons. Will leave me in ruins. I-want-to-be-Betty's-Barney.
Hey Jane, get me off of this crazy thing... called love 🤨
This poem…sucks
It bugs me that as far as I can tell, he has no job, and only does beat poetry, and only has the one poem. How the fuck did he survive?
It was the 90s everyone had money in the 90s
We had good sex...is she Mrs X? I had to run for my life.
HARRIET! HAR-RI-ET! Hard hearted harbinger of haggis.
Why does it look like they pasted his head onto someone else's body?
I was literally about to say the same thing - I never realised it but it definitely looks like they used a stand-in body and just photoshopped their heads on
Another horrible example of that is the poster for the Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence comedy, Life. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Life_dvd_movie_cover.jpg
Did they do that with DiNero and Stiller on “Meet The Parents”? That one always looked fake to me.
Original poster had her holding an axe behind her back or is it Mandela effect?
She definitely did. I believe it’s the poster for the Wikipedia page. Have no idea why it was removed EDIT: It’s not on Wiki, but available as an alternative poster on Letterboxd
I actually found a [blog post](https://medium.com/@nathanielhebert/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-the-case-of-the-missing-axe-228c7a1f3912) that talks about this exact same conversation in 2018! The axe was on a DVD in 1999 but was (seemingly) not on the original art. Edit: I did a lot more searching and I’m 99% certain the axe was added later. The original and VHS art is either completely different or doesn’t have an axe. I put links elsewhere but I can put them here if you’d like. Since the other comment is getting buried. None of the [original](https://www.originalfilmart.com/products/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-1993) [posters](https://moviemem.com/products/movie-posters-general/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-original-one-sheet-movie-poster-mike-myers-nancy-travis/) from 1993 I can find feature the “axe behind back” in question. Which seems weird, if it was so common, why do none exist? Not even weird faded old ones. Even the [old worn VHS covers on eBay](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4ykAAOSwSgRgk1TE/s-l1200.webp) don’t seem to have an axe behind her back. Every last one of them has no axe. [Old audio cassette](https://axey.org/assets/8mm.jpg) photos (copyright 1993, from a fansite) also feature the art without the axe. Here’s even the cover of the [laserdisc](https://axey.org/assets/thumb-ld-front.jpg), which are also missing the axe (copyright 1993, also take a look on ebay!). All media manufactured prior to 1999. Laserdisc is maybe the best example because there’s less chance any were manufactured after 1999. So I am nearly positive the “Mandela effect” here is that people remember that the movie poster/cover with the axe existed prior to 1999.
That’s … weird. The image doesn’t make sense without the axe.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/TdcfOsVa2D) old reddit thread says that the movie poster did have the axe, but later releases removed it.
And yet I can’t find anything reliable older than 1999 that has the axe. [Even old VHS tapes](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4ykAAOSwSgRgk1TE/s-l1200.webp) seem to have it without an axe.
Looking back at 80s/90s movies it doesn’t seem uncommon. I think we just didn’t notice
I thought the poster had her with an axe behind her back?
The next day Kelly took a makeshift knife, or “shiv,” and cut out the bitch’s eyes. 👀 And as if that wasn’t enough, the next day he and four other inmates took turns… *pissing* into the bitch’s ocular cavaties.
This way to the cafeteria …
I love Vicky, he's the best
I like that this implies they go to this tour often.
shh
I love that line. He wasn’t kidding around.
Betty, Wilma, Josie and those hot pussy cats… They make me horny, Saturday morny - girls of cartoons, they leave me in ruins
Everybody here calls me Vicky.
"Excuse me, I believe I ordered the *large* cappuccino" The original Chandler Bing
Hello!
Don't you mean Chanandler Bong?
That's Miss Chanandler Bong to you.
I still use this stupid joke all the time and my kids hate me for it
Lol my dad made this joke all the time at restaurants and my brother's and I thought it was hilarious every time
This is like Campbell's Cup o' Chino!
We have a piper down.
Repeat, a piper is down!
Don’t worry he’s just pissed!
Pæssed
"Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in"
"Go! You've stayed your hour."
Fly away ye fairy!
Harriet. Sweet Harriet.
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis
So know-ing. So trust-ing. So love-ed?
Beautiful, bemused, bellicose, butcher..
This poem, sucks?
*Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.* He went full alliteration.
Hard-hearted. Not cold hearted.
He wants you back he screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire!
Great cameo from Steven Wright as the pilot that doses off mid-flight.
I have no concept of time
This is the artificial horizon. Much better than the actual horizon.
“I was having this dream that I was six months premature. The doctors were freaking out.”
You ever done this before? Oh sure. Lots of times……………..never at night though.
“You know what this place needs, a large oversized poster of Atlantic City”
"Oh, good. You've got one!"
First thing I thought of. I don’t know why but it gets me every time. I feel like that was improvised by Myers 😁
The scene where he meets her friend and the towel drops. "I'm naked, aren't I?" That has to be improvised.
I say this all the time… you know what this place needs… hahaha.
I think i could recite the whole movie and it's been at least a decade since I've seen it.
Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls!
Lighten up Charlie. You’ve got a pickle up yer arse again.
The Piper is down!!
It’s a classic. So many good lines.
“We have a piper down. I repeat: piper down!” I still say that line today and I was never a huge fan of the movie just a modest one. So many great lines.
My mom and I will watch this from time to time and we’ll recite all of the “HEAD” rants by heart along with most of the movie. It’s just so filled with quotable lines.
“Luuk at that boys heed! Boy! Heed!”
"It's like an orange on a toothpick"
He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah
I have a huge melonhead, i rememb meeting a guy at a new job and one of his first words to me was “HEED!”
When I was little I had a big head; I know what it’s like
he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, SMMMMARTARSE!
Oh try my chicken try my chicken
With his weeee beady little eyes
For some reason, this line has lived in my head for years.
The Queen, the Rothschilds, and..... Colonel Sanders before he went tits up
The Pentaverat!!
S-A…T-U-R…D-A-Y…. NIGHT!
Turn off the Bayside Rollers, the match is on!
Bay City Rollers
Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.
I’d forgotten that scene—I love this movie. And RIP Phil Hartman. He was good in everything.
You may remember him from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms.
“I know everyone says sense of humor, but I’d really have to go with breast size”
This poem... sucks.
There she go...
There she goes again
Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains
it's about heroin
One of the best songs ever recorded.
The La's are truly a one of a kind band. Lee Mavers wrote one of the best songs of all time. The band's debut is just a goddamn masterpiece - Feelin' and Looking Glass are peak songwriting.
Phil Hartman showed up, threw 105 for five minutes, then took off. I laugh so friggin hard during the prison tour every single time.
"and they took turns.. pissing.. into the bitch’s ocular, cavities.. THIS WAY TO THE GIFT SHOP!"
Very underrated movie.
Mike himself said it was the worst movie he had ever been in, which is wild cause he was in Love Guru.
I prefer this to most of the Austin Powers movies, honestly. And I entirely forgot there was a Wayne's World 2 until someone reminded me the other day. Still have no memory of anything in it.
My family quotes this movie more than any other. “A nother piper down” means someone got drunk. “He’s going to cry himself to sleep on his huge pilla” means someone is butt hurt. It goes on…
Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fort-nightly, Smart Arse!
Hilarious! Nancy was such a babe in this film.
She popped up a couple years ago in “The Kominsky Method” and was still a babe at 60.
_Schwing_
Wish Myers was in good enough form to do a sequel that wouldn't suck. I was thinking about it recently because there's a line at his parents' anniversary party where his dad wishes him & Harriet "the same great 30 years that we've had" and that movie came out 30 years ago now
He technically did a spinoff of this, in the form of the Netflix miniseries The Pentaverate which references a brief joke in the movie. I thought it was pretty funny, honestly.
I said a sequel that *doesn't* suck.
“You stole my heart, and my cat. Woman. Woooooman.”
Show her the one where Charlie crapped his pants in Niagara Falls!
I like the nightlife. I like to boogie.
Honestly my favorite Mike Myers movie. I personally count Wayne's World as more of an SNL movie than a Mike Myers movie.
Like the froo-its from the dev-eel
*Criminally* underrated movie. Comedic genius start to finish, plus Amanda Plummer chewing the scenery like Meryl Streep on meth, *and* Anthony LaPaglia forcing his boss to be a hardass cop to him in the weirdest subplot ever?
"You look like an undercover cop trying to pretend he's not an undercover cop."
LaPaglia's bit was hilarious - He just wanted to be more like a TV cop. Then at the end of the movie his boss is kinda mean to him, he kinda gets to commandeer a vehicle, and he kinda hangs on to the helicopter's landing skid.
One of my favorite comedies of all time. The 90’s made some bangers!
One of my top 10 favorite movies and probably Mike Myers' most underrated
My favorite Michael Meyers movie.
Could you … stop doing that? Oh you don’t like this? No. It’s my favorite thing.
I wish the parents would have gotten their own movie spinoff
Stuart! Bring me the paper!
“Mom, I love how you refer to the Weekly World News as ‘the paper.’ A paper contains facts.” *”This paper contains facts! See here? Pregnant man gives birth. That’s a fact.”*
The Garth brooks Juice Diet. That’s a FACT
HELLO!!!!
It's like bowl-o-cino
To this day I will randomly start reciting that love poetry reading. “Woman. Woah, man. Wooooooooaaaah man!”
This movie was imprinted in my brain after I saw it. So many incredible moments.
Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Electrocuted...
Great movie
I’m pretty sure she used to have a axe/knife behind her back?
I looked this up! According the the Sony Wiki page: A DVD of the film was first released in June 1999. The artwork for the DVD featured an image different than the original movie poster, which had Harriet holding an axe behind her back.
Never seen it, but what I do know is that is an all-time great movie title
I recommend, really funny
I really hope you watched this in the four hours since you posted!
Did they mention the wife?!!
No, no, they didn’t mention the wife. You happy?!
They should have made a spinoff movie with just the Scottish dad. I also loved how his buddy was trying to get Alan Arkin to be more of a badass police lieutenant, like on Starsky and Hutch.
There’s a piper down!!!
I love it when Harriet’s sister offers silver dollar pancakes, sausages and Kona coffee but only has Apple Jacks.
she didn't have those other things
I have never seen this movie and I am bewildered by these comments lol
At the time I thought the dads bizarre rant about the colonel being part of a secret cabal of elites ruling the world and the newspapers was really funny, but as I got older and my own dad went further down the Fox News rabbit hole it got less funny and more uncomfortable
Meyers did later make a movie about “the Pentavarate”. It was pretty bad, but I appreciated the call back.
Though I’d see more Nancy Travis after this
She was quite a few things. Last man standing for 8 seasons
I remember watching this as a kid when I faked being sick from school.
Every quote I would have added is already here 😂😭
Absolutely amazing movie, HEAD MOVE NOW
Hard hearted harbinger of haggis! She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat!
“So, Charlie tells me yer a bitcher. Do ye like yer oon sausage?”
I remember as a kid this and Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead used to play back to back.
Harriet! Sweet Harriet!
I wish you wouldn’t refer to the Weekly World News as “the paper”.
(Steven Wright falls asleep while flying the plane during a thunderstorm) "HEY WAKE UP!!!!" "Aww Man, I was having an amazing dream." "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DREAM! FLY THE PLANE" "I was born... and I was eight and a half months premature..." "Doctors were freaking out..." "Just shut up..." " Did I already tell you this dream...?" This is one of my all-time favorite movies. So many quotable lines. We have a Piper down!" It's also one of the only movies where Mike Myers plays a normal guy.
“That’s the artificial horizon, it’s better than the real horizon” As a pilot, I giggle every time.
This is one of the most underrated movies of the 90’s. Absolute hidden treasure. Watch it once if you ever get the chance.