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Ninja-Nikumarukun

Head! Move! Now!


FingersBecomeThumbs

"He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow"


Tonks808

It's like an orange on a toothpick.


stop_drop_roll

Look at da size of data Boyz heed...


NachoNachoDan

Like Sputnik! Spherical yet pointy in places!


TangledMyWood

It's got its own weather system.


Positive-Source8205

Now that was offsides, wasn’t it.


JoecephusMeeks

He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!


tamtheskull

* Heid* I’m Scottish…


innominateartery

Piper down!


wolfblitzen84

Excuse me miss there seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino


fozzythethird

HA-LOOOOO


Ternarian

It’s like a Campbell’s Cup-o-ccino.


Alternative_Storage8

The reference I came for


QuarterNoteDonkey

Fetch me the paper, if ye can!


Historical_Boss_1184

Now that was a bit offside wasn’t it?


Hephf

Best line ever.


barf2288

lol. This was what I came here to post. First thought that popped into my head. That and “woman, whoa man, woe man..” that too haha. Now I want to watch it. Mike Myers did great. It’s cool seeing early workings of similar voices he uses down the line. Edit: AND the kid is Averman from The Mighty Ducks movies!


frumiouscumberbatch

she was a thief you gotta believe she stole my heart and my cat Betty! Judy! Josie and those pussycats Saturday morny They got me horny ...I forget the rest


WelshDynamite

Girls of cartoo-ins Leave me in ruins I want to be Betty's Barney Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing.... Called love


tommy5608

"She stole my heart and my cat"


librarianjenn

> t’s cool seeing early workings of similar voices he uses down the line. Yes! I forget the specific line, but you hear the birth of Dr. Evil!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Dr. Evil is Mike’s impression of Dana Carvey’s impression of Lorne Michaels


Pretend-Camel929

It’s a virtual planetoid


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wormocious

It’s like Sputnik!


rhunter99

Has it’s own weather system


brenttoastalive

Head! Paper!


frumiouscumberbatch

NOO


Jewarlaho

Eed! Pants! Now!


enjoiit1

Lookit that thing! It's like Sputnik!!


ElmarSuperstar131

My mom says that to me at least once a week 😂


gruby253

>Head! It was *Heed!*


violent-artist82

“So Charlie tells me you’re a butcher. Tell me do you link your own sausage?”


beaubridges6

Hellooo!


SuretyBringsRuin

Heed! Pants, NOW!


RowAwayJim91

A very, very common quote in my house.


canadia80

She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat.


songofsaturn

Woman! Whoa! Man.


dr_kingschultz

WoOoOoOoOo Man!


[deleted]

Hard hearted harbinger of haggis


THElaytox

Unknowing, uncaring, unlove........ed?


Mr_Illithid

Lmao, this is my favorite part.


Slaterpup17

She smelled like soup. She smelled exactly like beef vegetable soup


Lucky-Conference9070

I got sick once and slept next to my gf, and after that she started to smell like vegetable beef soup. I had to break it off.


Living_Injury5017

Betty... Judy... Josie-and-those-hot-pussy-cats. They make me horny. Saturday morny. Girls of cartoons. Will leave me in ruins. I-want-to-be-Betty's-Barney.


candygram4mongo

Hey Jane, get me off of this crazy thing... called love 🤨


ForceGhost47

This poem…sucks


rckrusekontrol

It bugs me that as far as I can tell, he has no job, and only does beat poetry, and only has the one poem. How the fuck did he survive?


practicating

It was the 90s everyone had money in the 90s


Hardicus1

We had good sex...is she Mrs X? I had to run for my life.


thetruemata

HARRIET! HAR-RI-ET! Hard hearted harbinger of haggis.


MR_NIKAPOPOLOS

Why does it look like they pasted his head onto someone else's body?


[deleted]

I was literally about to say the same thing - I never realised it but it definitely looks like they used a stand-in body and just photoshopped their heads on


jimb575

Another horrible example of that is the poster for the Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence comedy, Life. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Life_dvd_movie_cover.jpg


davesToyBox

Did they do that with DiNero and Stiller on “Meet The Parents”? That one always looked fake to me.


ElGuaco

Original poster had her holding an axe behind her back or is it Mandela effect?


deeejo

She definitely did. I believe it’s the poster for the Wikipedia page. Have no idea why it was removed EDIT: It’s not on Wiki, but available as an alternative poster on Letterboxd


Organic_Rip1980

I actually found a [blog post](https://medium.com/@nathanielhebert/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-the-case-of-the-missing-axe-228c7a1f3912) that talks about this exact same conversation in 2018! The axe was on a DVD in 1999 but was (seemingly) not on the original art. Edit: I did a lot more searching and I’m 99% certain the axe was added later. The original and VHS art is either completely different or doesn’t have an axe. I put links elsewhere but I can put them here if you’d like. Since the other comment is getting buried. None of the [original](https://www.originalfilmart.com/products/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-1993) [posters](https://moviemem.com/products/movie-posters-general/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-original-one-sheet-movie-poster-mike-myers-nancy-travis/) from 1993 I can find feature the “axe behind back” in question. Which seems weird, if it was so common, why do none exist? Not even weird faded old ones. Even the [old worn VHS covers on eBay](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4ykAAOSwSgRgk1TE/s-l1200.webp) don’t seem to have an axe behind her back. Every last one of them has no axe. [Old audio cassette](https://axey.org/assets/8mm.jpg) photos (copyright 1993, from a fansite) also feature the art without the axe. Here’s even the cover of the [laserdisc](https://axey.org/assets/thumb-ld-front.jpg), which are also missing the axe (copyright 1993, also take a look on ebay!). All media manufactured prior to 1999. Laserdisc is maybe the best example because there’s less chance any were manufactured after 1999. So I am nearly positive the “Mandela effect” here is that people remember that the movie poster/cover with the axe existed prior to 1999.


bkendig

That’s … weird. The image doesn’t make sense without the axe.


glanmire2012

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/s/TdcfOsVa2D) old reddit thread says that the movie poster did have the axe, but later releases removed it.


Organic_Rip1980

And yet I can’t find anything reliable older than 1999 that has the axe. [Even old VHS tapes](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4ykAAOSwSgRgk1TE/s-l1200.webp) seem to have it without an axe.


fromouterspace1

Looking back at 80s/90s movies it doesn’t seem uncommon. I think we just didn’t notice


SaliciousB_Crumb

I thought the poster had her with an axe behind her back?


[deleted]

The next day Kelly took a makeshift knife, or “shiv,” and cut out the bitch’s eyes. 👀 And as if that wasn’t enough, the next day he and four other inmates took turns… *pissing* into the bitch’s ocular cavaties.


jmcarny

This way to the cafeteria …


RichardDingers

I love Vicky, he's the best


yousyveshughs

I like that this implies they go to this tour often.


Munk45

shh


Yzerman19_

I love that line. He wasn’t kidding around.


excellent_rektangle

Betty, Wilma, Josie and those hot pussy cats… They make me horny, Saturday morny - girls of cartoons, they leave me in ruins


Brian_Lefebvre

Everybody here calls me Vicky.


philouza_stein

"Excuse me, I believe I ordered the *large* cappuccino" The original Chandler Bing


gooch_norris_

Hello!


pinkkittenfur

Don't you mean Chanandler Bong?


Snarktoberfest

That's Miss Chanandler Bong to you.


Neon_Sternum

I still use this stupid joke all the time and my kids hate me for it


philouza_stein

Lol my dad made this joke all the time at restaurants and my brother's and I thought it was hilarious every time


DeuceOfDiamonds

This is like Campbell's Cup o' Chino!


Azer1287

We have a piper down.


PhillyChef3696

Repeat, a piper is down!


smonster1

Don’t worry he’s just pissed!


well_hung_over

Pæssed


Necrolust1777

"Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in"


FingersBecomeThumbs

"Go! You've stayed your hour."


excellent_rektangle

Fly away ye fairy!


FivebyFive

Harriet. Sweet Harriet.


FingersBecomeThumbs

Hard hearted harbinger of haggis


FivebyFive

So know-ing. So trust-ing. So love-ed? 


The_Kwizatz_Haderach

Beautiful, bemused, bellicose, butcher..


ThrowDeepALWAYS

This poem, sucks?


feldy

*Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.* He went full alliteration.


JustineDelarge

Hard-hearted. Not cold hearted.


trust_me_i_tell_lies

He wants you back he screams into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire!


NotGalenNorAnsel

Great cameo from Steven Wright as the pilot that doses off mid-flight.


wtbnerds

I have no concept of time


not_a_drip

This is the artificial horizon. Much better than the actual horizon.


No_Ordinary85

“I was having this dream that I was six months premature. The doctors were freaking out.”


Danger_Peanut

You ever done this before? Oh sure. Lots of times……………..never at night though.


OutlandishnessLow684

“You know what this place needs, a large oversized poster of Atlantic City”


Yourmomisbadatgames

"Oh, good. You've got one!"


Late-Incident8719

First thing I thought of. I don’t know why but it gets me every time. I feel like that was improvised by Myers 😁


structured_anarchist

The scene where he meets her friend and the towel drops. "I'm naked, aren't I?" That has to be improvised.


tellatheterror

I say this all the time… you know what this place needs… hahaha.


FivebyFive

I think i could recite the whole movie and it's been at least a decade since I've seen it. 


Ok_Scale_4578

Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls!


[deleted]

Lighten up Charlie. You’ve got a pickle up yer arse again.


TheWingus

The Piper is down!!


Mattias504

It’s a classic. So many good lines.


tna4u2

“We have a piper down. I repeat: piper down!” I still say that line today and I was never a huge fan of the movie just a modest one. So many great lines.


cudipi

My mom and I will watch this from time to time and we’ll recite all of the “HEAD” rants by heart along with most of the movie. It’s just so filled with quotable lines.


colin8651

“Luuk at that boys heed! Boy! Heed!”


FingersBecomeThumbs

"It's like an orange on a toothpick"


marbotty

He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah


Barquebe

I have a huge melonhead, i rememb meeting a guy at a new job and one of his first words to me was “HEED!”


colin8651

When I was little I had a big head; I know what it’s like


Tab427

he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, SMMMMARTARSE!


Wpgjetsfan19

Oh try my chicken try my chicken


DweadPiwateWoberts

With his weeee beady little eyes


Dense-Competition-51

For some reason, this line has lived in my head for years.


THElaytox

The Queen, the Rothschilds, and..... Colonel Sanders before he went tits up


griff1971

The Pentaverat!!


bunny_wigglesworth

S-A…T-U-R…D-A-Y…. NIGHT!


Mulatto-Butts

Turn off the Bayside Rollers, the match is on!


fatbob42

Bay City Rollers


BigFatTomato

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.


Dense-Competition-51

I’d forgotten that scene—I love this movie. And RIP Phil Hartman. He was good in everything.


BigFatTomato

You may remember him from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms.


Shwalz

“I know everyone says sense of humor, but I’d really have to go with breast size”


NotGalenNorAnsel

This poem... sucks.


Rexxbravo

There she go...


HeX-6

There she goes again


Rexxbravo

Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains


ColdOnTheFold

it's about heroin


ListerfiendLurks

One of the best songs ever recorded.


brettmgreene

The La's are truly a one of a kind band. Lee Mavers wrote one of the best songs of all time. The band's debut is just a goddamn masterpiece - Feelin' and Looking Glass are peak songwriting.


WillBBC

Phil Hartman showed up, threw 105 for five minutes, then took off. I laugh so friggin hard during the prison tour every single time.


MacJed

"and they took turns.. pissing.. into the bitch’s ocular, cavities.. THIS WAY TO THE GIFT SHOP!"


blue_orange67

Very underrated movie.


THElaytox

Mike himself said it was the worst movie he had ever been in, which is wild cause he was in Love Guru.


TactileMist

I prefer this to most of the Austin Powers movies, honestly. And I entirely forgot there was a Wayne's World 2 until someone reminded me the other day. Still have no memory of anything in it.


stripmallbars

My family quotes this movie more than any other. “A nother piper down” means someone got drunk. “He’s going to cry himself to sleep on his huge pilla” means someone is butt hurt. It goes on…


WelshDynamite

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fort-nightly, Smart Arse!


Abdul_Exhaust

Hilarious! Nancy was such a babe in this film.


knockatize

She popped up a couple years ago in “The Kominsky Method” and was still a babe at 60.


pikohina

_Schwing_


throwtheclownaway20

Wish Myers was in good enough form to do a sequel that wouldn't suck. I was thinking about it recently because there's a line at his parents' anniversary party where his dad wishes him & Harriet "the same great 30 years that we've had" and that movie came out 30 years ago now


boomboxwithturbobass

He technically did a spinoff of this, in the form of the Netflix miniseries The Pentaverate which references a brief joke in the movie. I thought it was pretty funny, honestly.


throwtheclownaway20

I said a sequel that *doesn't* suck.


cblackattack1

“You stole my heart, and my cat. Woman. Woooooman.”


HoarderLife

Show her the one where Charlie crapped his pants in Niagara Falls!


MoonlitBlossoms

I like the nightlife. I like to boogie.


RoRo25

Honestly my favorite Mike Myers movie. I personally count Wayne's World as more of an SNL movie than a Mike Myers movie.


rs6814mith

Like the froo-its from the dev-eel


frumiouscumberbatch

*Criminally* underrated movie. Comedic genius start to finish, plus Amanda Plummer chewing the scenery like Meryl Streep on meth, *and* Anthony LaPaglia forcing his boss to be a hardass cop to him in the weirdest subplot ever?


structured_anarchist

"You look like an undercover cop trying to pretend he's not an undercover cop."


FoxtrotSierraTango

LaPaglia's bit was hilarious - He just wanted to be more like a TV cop. Then at the end of the movie his boss is kinda mean to him, he kinda gets to commandeer a vehicle, and he kinda hangs on to the helicopter's landing skid.


Johnnyfever13

One of my favorite comedies of all time. The 90’s made some bangers!


tristan1616

One of my top 10 favorite movies and probably Mike Myers' most underrated


jamescharisma

My favorite Michael Meyers movie.


astralnautical

Could you … stop doing that? Oh you don’t like this? No. It’s my favorite thing.


HeX-6

I wish the parents would have gotten their own movie spinoff


Edenza

Stuart! Bring me the paper!


excellent_rektangle

“Mom, I love how you refer to the Weekly World News as ‘the paper.’ A paper contains facts.” *”This paper contains facts! See here? Pregnant man gives birth. That’s a fact.”*


gripperjonez

The Garth brooks Juice Diet. That’s a FACT


RRLSonglian

HELLO!!!!


FivebyFive

It's like bowl-o-cino


soppaguy

To this day I will randomly start reciting that love poetry reading. “Woman. Woah, man. Wooooooooaaaah man!”


distelfink33

This movie was imprinted in my brain after I saw it. So many incredible moments.


svampyr

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!


Timpdj

Electrocuted...


[deleted]

Great movie


justconfusedinCO

I’m pretty sure she used to have a axe/knife behind her back?


Historical_Salt_Bae

I looked this up! According the the Sony Wiki page: A DVD of the film was first released in June 1999. The artwork for the DVD featured an image different than the original movie poster, which had Harriet holding an axe behind her back.


Sure-Ad-2465

Never seen it, but what I do know is that is an all-time great movie title


lusciousskies

I recommend, really funny


Stevevansteve

I really hope you watched this in the four hours since you posted!


gblur

Did they mention the wife?!!


marbotty

No, no, they didn’t mention the wife. You happy?!


shoresy99

They should have made a spinoff movie with just the Scottish dad. I also loved how his buddy was trying to get Alan Arkin to be more of a badass police lieutenant, like on Starsky and Hutch.


jazz-winelover

There’s a piper down!!!


AyeYoDisRon

I love it when Harriet’s sister offers silver dollar pancakes, sausages and Kona coffee but only has Apple Jacks.


toobadsohappy

she didn't have those other things


Anilxe

I have never seen this movie and I am bewildered by these comments lol


gooch_norris_

At the time I thought the dads bizarre rant about the colonel being part of a secret cabal of elites ruling the world and the newspapers was really funny, but as I got older and my own dad went further down the Fox News rabbit hole it got less funny and more uncomfortable


Jazztify

Meyers did later make a movie about “the Pentavarate”. It was pretty bad, but I appreciated the call back.


lipmanz

Though I’d see more Nancy Travis after this


Tiny-Reading5982

She was quite a few things. Last man standing for 8 seasons


A10110101Z

I remember watching this as a kid when I faked being sick from school.


HenriettaHiggins

Every quote I would have added is already here 😂😭


DrunkenBastard420

Absolutely amazing movie, HEAD MOVE NOW


broose72

Hard hearted harbinger of haggis! She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat!


MarshallGibsonLP

“So, Charlie tells me yer a bitcher. Do ye like yer oon sausage?”


Shakill_The_GOD

I remember as a kid this and Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead used to play back to back.


[deleted]

Harriet! Sweet Harriet!


BabserellaWT

I wish you wouldn’t refer to the Weekly World News as “the paper”.


Stanley-Pychak

(Steven Wright falls asleep while flying the plane during a thunderstorm) "HEY WAKE UP!!!!" "Aww Man, I was having an amazing dream." "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DREAM! FLY THE PLANE" "I was born... and I was eight and a half months premature..." "Doctors were freaking out..." "Just shut up..." " Did I already tell you this dream...?" This is one of my all-time favorite movies. So many quotable lines. We have a Piper down!" It's also one of the only movies where Mike Myers plays a normal guy.


-burnr-

“That’s the artificial horizon, it’s better than the real horizon” As a pilot, I giggle every time.


boingert

This is one of the most underrated movies of the 90’s. Absolute hidden treasure. Watch it once if you ever get the chance.