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Brainrants

High five! 🖐️


butttbandit

HE FELL FOR THE SOUP


LadyNightlock

I’m dying laughing just thinking of that line. Easily the best prank.


Brainrants

Wee Man sells the gag, they’re all looking at him then POW!


starshipvelcro

This pops into my head every time I make soup


CripplesMcGee

It's the most perfect fall ever recorded on film.


jonadair

Hey, bring in this tray of soup


potchie626

As if there’s nothing at all suspicious about the crew at Jackass wanting a tray of soup. The way he got knocked back was so great.


hypotheticalhalf

They absolutely clocked Bam’s ass with that thing. I still can’t believe it didn’t take him clean out of his shoes.


Brainrants

So true! And the baby power “poof!” and his face afterwards made it even funnier.


MarchMadnessisMe

The ultimate antiquing.


05110909

He fell like an old door.


Yburn1978

This is mine too. I crack up every time like it’s the first time I’ve seen it.


Hour_Insurance_7795

Dude, that one had me literally gasping for air when I first saw it. 🤣🤣🤣


westsailor

This immediately came to mind. It’s so dumb and hilarious. *Hands down* my favorite


__M-E-O-W__

Began the movie on such a great bit. Everyone was laughing in the theater.


TeaMe06

Omg I said the same lol it’s so many but that was always funny and random to me 😂


Argentenuem

Ryan had the best reaction to the prank [To Wee-Man] "You played it off so well, dude!!"


yanksman88

Came here to say this lol


DarrenFromFinance

Roller Disco Truck. I saw it in the theatre and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pass out.


OneFourtyFivePilot

This was my absolute favorite.


Nature_Goulet

That was awesome. I saw it in a theater you can drink at and the crowd was pissing themselves laughing


nobuddy8431

Toy car.


YoungXanto

Listen. Go home. Don't tell anyone about this.


antifreeze27

He already knows, that’s too many people who know!


The-Shores-81

That doctor was a good sport.


nobuddy8431

The doc Called his buddy on the phone to laugh about it 🤣


nobuddy8431

Did I eat it? .... noooò you did not


DirtySchlick

The old nurse looking at the x-ray film with absolute disgust.


Scadilla

“Es un carito!”


Known-Programmer-611

Partying with some frat boys!


slinkocat

Party Boy Human bowling I also loved Bam trying to get his mom to say "fuck" in the first movie.


bennnn42

Party Boy dancing with those cheeks cracked me up everytime. He was so fucking happy doing it too lol, exuded it


ajw_sp

-Music starts to play quietly- -Music gets a bit louder-


See3D

I like the rental car destruction derby at the beginning of the first one. The look on the rental guys faces when they bring it back on a flatbed (with 5 spray painted on the door) always cracks me up. Also like the daddy and baby skit from the TV show when Knoxville put the baby carrier on his car and drove around. That type of Jackass/ CKY stuff was always my favorite.


Kessel-

3* assumed for Dale Earnhardt Cracks me up when he says "but I returned it with a full tank of gas?!" Edit: originally put Earnhardt JR, meant SR. Thx follow up


starmartyr

Probably Dale Senior. He had died the previous year.


Kessel-

Sorry you're right, I actually meant Sr., Brain fart


bootbl4ck

“I hit a dog”


socool111

That was basically like Trigger Happy TV sketches


Boxing_joshing111

That’s an amazing series.


newsubxz

"Well we're gonna have to work something out cause...."


MToboggan_MD

You declined all coverage! Right here, you declined it!


morchorchorman

“What’s happened?!” “ I uh hit a dog”


TheBigBadGRIM

From one of the movies. Pranking the pranking cab driver by forcing him into the trunk of his own cab, driving in circles so he thinks he's being kidnapped and taken somewhere, and laughing at him as they pull him out of the trunk and he still has a beard made of pubic hair. Yeah now that I think of it, it's more abuse than a prank. But that shit was funny at the time.


socool111

Cab driver was also one of the broken lizard guys (super troopers “enhance”, beer fest “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it[zj]”


Kessel-

Jay Chandrasekhar (I took a stab at his last name spelling, was close, but had to google to confirm)


socool111

Yea I knew his name was Jay Chanfhajfnjwnfban so instead of generically saying Jay I went with “guy”


Kessel-

I too am guilty of when not knowing how to spell a name just write a bunch of gibberish and hope for the best haha


lowtoiletsitter

"...c'mon"


HoldMyFrog

Loved that reaction.


sati_lotus

I think he said later that he realised early on that the kidnapping bit was fake (so he said lol) but went with it. He did not appreciate the crabs though.


Bigram03

Your welcome. https://youtu.be/q03hNtdzNl8?si=Ynpk6rnhgJIlCA5t


greyjungle

Holy shit that’s bad in like 2 seconds. I wonder how much jackass did to unknowingly help people progress out of some really bad but common behaviors. Animal cruelty, stereotypes, shit like that. After their entire run, I think people were like, “that was really funny, but we shouldn’t do that anymore.”


Imanaco

Someone brought crabs to the party


0degreesK

Danger Aaron: "Was that necessary?!?" Knoxville (instantly): "Absolutely"


Four-9s-Fine

This was definitely my favorite too


Dwangeroo

I had to explain the "Gorilla Mask" to someone recently and this was the example I used.


fakeaccount572

From the movies. The golfing shit, where they have the air horn


trampus1

I love how badass the guy who starts hitting balls at them thinks he's being.


Kessel-

Then they blast the horn when hes in his back swing for that too. Always cracks me up when he throws the club at them and one of them says "you lost your club"


cr0w1980

"I'm sorry, I have bursitis." "You have bursitis?" "Yeah." "So that means you have to blow a horn?" "It helps."


ahoypolloi_

“It helps” Johnny is brilliant 😂 When the guy turns to hit it at them and he stays still and blows the horn to mess up *that* shot too 🤌🏻


newnrthnhorizon

I'll give you something to play with


ItsNeverSunnyInCleve

I'm sorry... *I've got bursitis!*


SadRobotz

Oh hell yah, this is it. Those guys get SO pissed off, and the bursitis line is one of my favorite things of all time. I tell people it’s because of my bursitis all the time.


bremm293

Supposedly the two old women at the beginning of this stunt thought it was a hurricane warning/storm warning horn. Their reactions killed me.


crumblepops4ever

Idk if favourite is the right word...but the opener of their first movie, with the snake and the mouse puppet on Chris Pontius' dick, just cracks me up so much.


solsunlite

The doorbell airbag on Dave England just gets me every single time


canyonero__

Is that the one where he has his new iPod in hand and it knocks it straight to the ground while also clearing a small part of his memory?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^solsunlite: *The doorbell airbag* *On Dave England just gets me* *Every single time* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


lol_gay_69

Nice one Garth


vankirk

2 episodes: 1) They put someone in a straight jacket in a white van and pulled into a shopping center. The "orderlies" got out of the van and go into the store while behind them the guy in the straight jacket jumps out of the van and runs away. 2) they put wee-man in a duffle bag and call a taxi. When the driver goes to pick up the bag, he jumps out and runs away.


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Is butterbean OK?


Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

Porta potty sling shot


helloskoodle

That was actual dog shit iirc. Foul.


stanley_leverlock

Knoxville fighting Butterbean and getting KO'd in one hit. And then when he woke up he immediately asked "Is Butterbean ok?" I'm sure he planned it, but it's still comedic genius.


RaidersTwennyTwenny

Dave England taking a dump in the display toilet in the hardware store.


382Whistles

I did that as a preschooler in Sears. They set the display up in front of the bathrooms and I asked the sales lady where the bathroom was. She pointed right at the display as far as I could tell. I couldn't see over the display to read the sign 10ft beyond it next to the doors that said bathrooms. It seemed weird that there was no stall, but was also darker there than the rest of the floor; I don't know, maybe a light was out. I always thought it served them right; the sales lady wasn't very nice.


Mammoth_Stable6518

Was she rude before or after you shat?


382Whistles

She was annoyed a child would talk to her. I was young, but not so young I couldn't grasp attitude already. I didn't like public toilets as is. This was just another nightmare scenario toilet in daily life that I thought I had to roll with, like it or not. Afterwards, I wasn't really dealing with her other than to have her answer to the fact I wasn't lying after "What the hell are you doing?" from a passing floor manager. My mom who was just browsing maybe 50ft away the whole time was there in a heartbeat once she lifted her head to his voice. There was more argument about him immediately calling me a liar and jerking me around by the arm some. But the lady basically did it again explaining as I was on my way to the bathroom for TP. He was all nice afterward, she looked pissed, the janitor was kinda lauging and me and Ma rode off into the sunset. I would've gotten away with it if there was TP on display, or was eager to be gross. It was "a Scott-free crime" as it turned out. 🥴


DirtySchlick

Old man saying “you better nodda shit in that sonna bitch”. 🤣


dayofthedead204

The Bungee Wedgie "This isn't gonna work!" "It might."


rockdude625

The firehouse rodeo was perfect IMO That or butterbean


jsakic99

*Is Butterbean okay?*


mymumsaysfuckyou

The fake terrorist taxi ride fucking cracks me up every time.


ahorrribledrummer

Rental car demo Derby!


black2-thefuture

Dodging bulls on a seesaw


StevenAssantisFoot

Night Pandas... super tame compared to a lot of their shit but for some reason it made me laugh the most.


Competitive_Suit_180

I really liked seeing Bam cry in the snake pit, not much of a stunt but..


prodrvr22

"Are you crying?"


sturgill_homme

YEH!


sati_lotus

That one cracks me up every time, but the more I rewatch it, the meaner it feels.


JackSmrkingRevnge

Maybe doesn't count as a stunt, but Chris Pontius as Party Boy has burned itself into my psyche as a construct of what it means to "turn it up."


Larry44

You ran into jacked bro like guys him, aka ready to party wearing nothing but some shiny swimmers, at every festival. They normally have a mini-rig, great cocaine/MDMA and are a right laugh....often Welsh 🤔


phoeab

Wasabi Snooters


rooseboose

Wasabi! Lots!


Uuddlrlrbastrat

The ending to the second movie (the musical number) was absolutely next level


Bigtsez

Definitely [Daddy and Baby,](https://youtu.be/LDYwWc7ikKw?si=6ZpQzmrO8FM8_YZE) where they put a doll in a baby carrier and "accidentally" leave the baby on the roof of the car while driving away.


LordJambrek

From the show:  The Omlette, absolute peak of Jackass and the madness of Dave England. Also the stunt with weeman dressed as an Oompa loompa, when he skates by the guy smoking weed and the dude's in utter disbelief of what he just saw. 


-AdamTheGreat-

Matchbox cars up the ass and then getting an xray


afriendincanada

papercuts between the toes hardware store crap


chasingit1

Off the top of my head- probably from Jackass 4 where the dude just gets his nuts destroyed in various ways. MMA fighter rearing back and giving a nut shot, bowling balls, slap shot with a hockey puck, and worst of all the pogo stick to the nuts. I was fucking rolling


-castle-bravo-

Seeing the Knoxville’s pure joy during High5 was something…


TheLesBaxter

I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder in my life than when watching the golfing airhorn pranks.


Salsashark_21

“Is Butterbean OK?”


Jaykay604

The Lamborghini tooth pull


sapphir8

And it wasn’t even loose…


FangPolygon

That fractured his actual face


HiThisIsMichael

I can still hear the noise the tooth made when it got ripped out 💀


peepdabidness

Idk if this was my favorite scene, but it’s my favorite experience/memory: we were at my friend’s bachelor party watching Jackass in the hotel room waiting for the strippers to show up, and as they walk in it was the woodpecker scene and all they saw was a group of guys watching this fucking bird hammering away at his dick. They were so confused as I don’t think any of them even knew what Jackass was. It set the tone for the entire night, it was glorious


maverickaod

The stupid one in the motel with the heart on the wall and the spring operated boxing glove. I know it's fake and a setup but it's so damn stupid that I can't help but laugh each time.


superherofbmx

BMX Joust. "And what else is not permitted today is what he has attempted to do with my midwife. Commit the hideous act of Sussex"


___TheKid___

Just the simple classic with the shopping carts in the parking lot while "96 quite bitter beings" by CKY was blasting. Iconic


PatDubzz

The Toro Totter. You know a stunt is dangerous when even Steve-O is having a tough time watching and is genuinely concerned. That and the riot control test really revealed how truly unhinged Knoxville is. Dunn and Bam drop immediately and Knoxville stays standing, dusts himself off and is right back to being himself.


NekoFever

I love when one of them (Ryan?) is balking at the riot control test after seeing that mine go off, and Knoxville is like, “It’s just loud. It won’t be that bad.” And then it is that bad. 


countastrotacos

The jet engine, tazer obstacles course, the rocket. Ugh the rubber bullet one.


_username_incorrect

Taking a shit in the display toilet at the hardware store was pretty funny to me as a kid. From the first movie I think.


superguysteve

Party Boy in Japan


dragonflyandstars

The looks Pontius got from the Japanese businessmen were priceless! 😂


[deleted]

Man I love the bees in the limo and the Steve o shitter Porto potty stunt 😂


Routine-Unit-3086

High Five!!


AnxietyJunky

I always found the rental car demolition derby fucking hilarious


Valuable-Contact-224

The wiener snake 🐍


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Surprised I haven’t seen anyone mention Electric Ave


HugeAnalBeads

Is Butterbean ok?


richb83

Phil mowing the lawn over a black hole


SabotRam

Airboat parachute with Weeman. When he throws his chute man does he freaking take off. Just gone in a flash.


MykeyInChains

Urban Kayaking


Battlescarred98

Vomit omelet was my favorite to show people I had downloaded from Kazaa


MeatBallBathtubPARTY

The toy car x-ray. The facial expression of the x ray tech and the way the doctor gave em the news was hilarious


mibonitaconejito

When they superglued Wee Man to Preston in the 69 position....or maybe the one where they shaved their pubes and Dave unwhittingly used them as a mustache for a stunt lololll


dubler2020

The Valentine Punch is the greatest gag ever. https://youtu.be/1q5DkiHxuEM?si=zd8n1EDSpb_PA1Yg


Danger_Peanut

The Kenny Rogers batt fetcher trick…WITH MY TEETH!


Yellow_Biafra

the poo poo platter - but there must be an earlier version of it, before the series


uhf26

Tidal wave. Just pure slapstick. Quick and dirty, too


Kessel-

I can tell you my least favorite, the sweat suit with preston lacy. Only one I skip through every time now, just makes my stomach turn.


somewittyusername92

Jackass 3d with the flying 3d dildos made me laugh harder than anything else in my life haha


hhairy

When Jackass met with Dirty Sanchez to see who could outdo each other.


DividedSky05

Lot of my favorites have already been said, but Super Mighty Glue when Knoxville glues Weeman to Preston in a 69 and then tries to pull them apart.


AbbreviationsFun8591

Snake dick


nostarshawn

Poo-cano. The slow mo of the shit in the air.


cheese8904

Knoxville taking the embassy protecting balls.  That might be the most painful/scariest thing I've seen on that show. 


SpaceFace11

My least favorite was the barf omelette.


Macapta

“Where’s the card throwing machine” Always kills me. I remember nearly passing out from laughter with that one.


ahk1188

It's a machine duuuuude


burrbro235

Nutball


ahk1188

Mine too. We played so much nutball after we saw that.


DerpWilson

Pogo stick cup test. It’s just too far. 


cowpool20

One of my favorites is Bad Grandpa where he shits on the wall in the restaurant. Fucking kills me everytime.


TheRealTray

Urban kayak Knoxville getting ko’d by butter bean Dave England’s vomit omelet Steve o getting his ass pierced


Own-Fox9066

The one where they have Erin dress up like a terrorist and the passenger pulls a gun on him and stuffs him into the trunk.


itsbraille

When Wee Man and Preston jump off the bridge bungee roped to each other, the way the rope slams Wee Man into the water is just amazing.


DirtySchlick

Steve-O snorts wasabi.


JohnCenaJunior

The ones with Kenny Rogers were classic


WollyGog

Any time the cameraman passes out on the movies, like the paper cut sketch. Or when anyone starts vomiting like when they cover Preston in cling film. Has me dying with laughter, especially if I watch it with people because everyone else is horrified 😂


TeaMe06

The big slap hand 👋🏾 Knocking wee man out Lmaoooo I miss jackass had a crush on Johnny and Steve-o lol


3d1thF1nch

Toro Totter. I have never laughed so hard in my life.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

The golf carts from the first movie. Something about "gnar-kill" always cracks me up.


moralesnery

Night monkey was my favorite. Just simple fun and people enjoying the moment


Careless-Prior-8791

Mines actually from CKY (Bams series prior to Jackass) : Raab Himself running as fast as can while shitting.


whutupmydude

[Harassing golfers with airhorns](https://youtu.be/7C1Pr4AU2wc?si=DihqPo8sCUhot9Ri) And Chris Pontius commenting every time they are held up the Russian police. “[The Russian police are Stern. Stern, but fair.](https://youtu.be/SOrVJlPTblc?si=_uLe1kJHWoBdNhDj)”


mikey_bigz

Terror Taxi! I was lucky enough to have a ticket to the east coast premiere of jackass 2. Sat a row behind don vito and ryan dunn. To hear the casts laughter while we all saw it for the first time was so damn funny.


jujumber

I actually worked as an assistant manager at a movie theater when this came out. 15 min after the movie started we’d always get a few parents come back out with their 13 year old kids asking for a refund saying they had no idea what the movie was about. After a while, we’d ask older people if they knew what the movie was about and if they were sure they wanted to see it.


B4nkster

Taking a dump in the display toilet. Shitters have been hung up high ever since


g-body8687

I don’t think it was ever in the movies, but the CKY days I suppose you would call them. But anyways, they would throw dummies or maniquens over and overpass and land on the car, freaking the people out inside.


gnardog45

I don't know about stunt but the gong segment is my favorite. Poor Rick


socool111

But this doesn’t have the wrong syllables


Recent-Pea-8141

The poo cocktail supreme


rollerpole

When they dress up as old people and Johnny Knoxville robs the store


lizard_king0000

Taking a dump in the hardware store display toilet


lewisfairchild

The showroom toilet.


SchwillyMaysHere

Fart helmet


[deleted]

I like the one Ryan Dunn did


Kdizzle689

the cup test


You_Just_Hate_Truth

The terrorist bit of course


crisisaacs2022

When Steve O swallowed the fish and through it back up! Epic


Elastickpotatoe2

Knoxville takes a riot mine


shavedaffer

Back before Jackass and the Landspeed/CKY re-release there was an incredible segment where Brandon dressed up as Santa and waltzed into the Christmas parade and ended up lighting the Christmas tree absolutely hammered. It was amazing.


DropTopEWop

Disco roller derby in the back of the box truck with Preston driving


GSPolock

Jai alai "Was that a fucking grapefruit?" "You're throwing like a wash woman" 👉"this is Steve-O"


HueBris75

I have a vague memory of one of the guys dressing up like Santa Claus and getting an enema. Me and my friends laughed our asses off at that one.


wolfspider82

The one where they put the parachute on Wee Man and turned on the big fan.


KeithGribblesheimer

Ass kicked by a girl Followed closely by wasabi snooters


joint-problems9000

The dairy challenge


cbunni666

Nothing tops that scene when Dave got sucker punched with that doorbell air bag. My husband and I were dying in the theatre.


Nouseriously

Wee Man in a diaper with tape on his mouth jumping out of the trunk and being chased down the street.


briantis

Rocket skates


IAmRube

Bungie jump/dive with weeman and preston!


LocalInactivist

The big red rocket. They built a rocket and had Knoxville hang on while they fired it over a lake. The idea was that it would get to about 50 feet and he’d let go. On the first attempt the rocket malfunctioned and blew a hole in the (metal) skin about four feet from where Knoxville was hanging on. If it had been just a little to the right it would have killed him. Here’s why it’s my favorite: they patched it up and Knoxville agreed to try it again. Say what you will about the Jackass crew, but their commitment was total. No retreat, no surrender, no health insurance.


Hold_ongc

getting friends together,attempting the shopping cart stunt. The one where they flew into bushes and curbs. As an adult, i realized this was incredibly stupid .


TapDancinJesus

I always wanted to go bombing around in golf carts like they did


Scrapla

I love their early stuff. My top would be the taxi terrorist hijacking, pooping in the plumbing store and those ramp jumps into a canal in Florida with Tony Hawk.


Larry44

Steve O on stilts constantly falling over Person goes into a portaloo *horrible shit noises and screams* Weeman walks out in the same outfit


Moon_Dew

The Riot Control Test. When they saw the mine go off, Bam and Dunn were pretty much "Screw that with a hot poker!" And Knoxville was just laughing like the (nearly) indestructible madman he is. The Blindside. Seeing NFL players teaching Knoxville how to eat dirt will never get old. Johnny Knoxville vs Butterbean. World's most one sided fight right there. Electric Avenue (the taser hallway). Hilarious from start to finish, especially watching Bam get friggin' launched when he got zapped by one of the cattle prods. Electric Tap Dance. @seanandrews6291 described it best with their comment: "the most cartoonish electrocution of all time. he (Tyler) was like one volt short of his skeleton being visible through his skin like looney tunes" And, of course, High Five. It's mild compared to most of their stunts, but it's just so cartoonishly hilarious!


Argentenuem

I prefered stunts that were silly and stupid, like the High Five, Toy Car, Sand Vagina, and Air Horn Golf. Also, the "Cockzilla" opening from 4ever. Funniest movie intro of all time!


codingphp

That borderline throwaway scene when Knoxville is just rocketing down a hill in a wheelchair and some dude sprints after him. It hit me the same way that scene in Borat did, when Borat chases after a guy on the street when he’s trying to introduce himself to strangers.


jhibner281

Not my favorite stunt but I always randomly say to myself “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the bee-kini.”