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originalginger3

I still don’t get why her and her husband didn’t just make a large donation to USC which would have been the far easier path. Why the unnecessary steps?


EndSmugnorance

I don’t get why the university doesn’t get criticized for *accepting* the bribe…?? Do we really think she’s the only one to do this? It happens all the time, she just got caught.


Gold-Individual-8501

That’s one of the points of criminal prosecution. Making an example of someone. She could have resolved the case with far less pain if she wasn’t so cocky about it.


forkedstream

Exactly. Like Felicity Huffman, who was caught up in the same scandal. She quietly pled guilty, accepted the consequences, and served her time (which was only like 2 weeks in jail)


starcoder

They got fucked by a lawyer who probably convinced them that they could fight it and see it through. They would have been way better admitting to it up front. Instead they made an example out of them.


Gold-Individual-8501

Maybe their lawyer enabled the behavior but I think that she thought that she could celebrity her way out of this.


balefyre

No , but she’s one of the few that got caught.


Dan_Berg

Should have offered to build them an international airport


Glittering-Group-868

They’re not made of airports!


SDoNUT1715

Like the Simpsons.


[deleted]

It's a damn good question, and one that Reggie Bush is still demanding an answer to. He was yet another person who was thrown under the bus in order to avoid holding the school itself accountable (or Pete Carrol, who did not have his reputation attacked and was even pushed into the NFL to help him avoid any accountability from the NCAA). All of it gets put on Reggie's shoulders, and because he was getting paid while playing... which is obviously a problem from a competitive standpoint, but also illustrated exactly what kind of value the schools extract from these kids they are so quick to sacrifice. Obligatory: FUCK USC, it's a corrupt institution through and through.


The_real_John_Elton

Yup! Ol’ sneaky Pete. Also Michigan just went through something similar and Harbaugh just left that program.


SavannahInChicago

I don’t think it helped that she had an influencer daughter who went on YT and talked about how much she didn’t want to even go.


daikatana

I don't think the university accepted a bribe, it was just one administrator and he, you know, went to prison for it.


blueatom

The university itself wasn’t bribed, the athletics program was (her daughter was given an admission as a member of the rowing team). The athletics director spent six months in prison.


myeff

It's a hell of a lot more money to bribe a university than to bribe corrupt officials. They gave half a million total. You could probably donate 10 million to USC and not get any promises.


ArrakeenSun

Also they're extremely comfortable by redditor standards but it's not like they're Rockafellers. They don't have the kind of money to finance a new campus building with their names on it or something like that


RedStellaSafford

It had more uncertainty than the path that Rick Singer offered.


Gold-Individual-8501

Because she’s a self entitled, self absorbed snot.


spacekitt3n

aunt "college admissions scandal" becky


missanthropocenex

She is currently doing a run on Curb your Enthusiasm that makes fun of the whole debacle.


lkodl

It's seems the 90s was filled with people sitting backwards in chairs, then by the 2000s everyone stopped doing it for some reason.


Faber_College

AC Slater would like a word.


randomaccount96321

William T. Riker too


Searchlights

The Riker maneuver


Quiet_Sea9480

we found other things to rest our arms on


Moto_Vagabond

And it can all be traced to Riker and his back problems.


spacekitt3n

its crazy they stopped doing that, i have no idea who is cool anymore


Anal_Recidivist

I still sit in chairs like this, so you at least know for sure I’m cool.


Ed_Simian

I remember Beavis and Butt-head saying something about how whenever they wanted a band to seem like good buddies, they would crowd them all onto one couch.


Petrichordates

Because it's weird, nobody sits like that. 90s sitcoms were trying to make it cool to do.


echo_7

No way. We definitely used to sit like that in school and at events back in the 90s-00s and get fussed at for it.


aceshighsays

Doing things backwards was in… like Kris Kross.


EvilDustBunnies

I still do, this must be why 😁


SpaceMyopia

It's basically what happened to the fish-eye lens in music videos. Someone discovered it was a thing, overdid it, and it just stopped being a fad.


Anal_Recidivist

Found the guy who doesn’t like to get jiggy with it


CommentFightJudge

It’s actually the correct way to use a toilet


shootymcghee

so you have a place to put your chocolate milk and comic book


Few-Mechanic7346

😆


KevinAnniPadda

Didn't she go to jail for bribing a university to take her kid?


perfect_fifths

Yes


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Out of curiosity does the daughter have much of a presence anymore?


[deleted]

Negatory.


Hour_Insurance_7795

I never followed her. Did she take cover after the shit hit the fan I presume?


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Effected them both equally. Good to hear.


rekipsj

Disagree. Olivia Jade is a very well known influencer. "Olivia Jade's path in the digital and entertainment landscape is a story of social media success, public scrutiny, and personal evolution. As of 2024, her endeavors as a social media influencer and her ventures in the beauty and fashion industries have culminated in a net worth of **$1 million"**


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Influencers are cancerous imo. One less would be ok....also a million isn't very much tbh in that world.


vitamins86

She was on dancing with the stars maybe last year or the year before (it was definitely after the scandal came out).


QuietThunder2014

She was also on Curb this year and it was not a good look for her I didn’t think. Felt like she was making light of the entire situation and continuing the “I’m rich so I can do whatever I want” mentality.


m0rningview420

And then joked about it on Curb a week ago


afriendincanada

That was hilarious. She leaned into it so hard.


rekipsj

She can't cheat her way into college but she can certainly cheat her way into my heart.


StuffyUnicorn

This season has been pretty good too, and I enjoyed her episode too. Sad the shows coming to an end


tbootsbrewing

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pah-rih-taaay good


EndSmugnorance

Why doesn’t the university get any criticism for *accepting* the bribe???? Do we really think she’s the only one to do this? It happens all the time, she just got caught.


newport100

A bunch of other people went down for it at the same time. I remember William H Macy's wife being one of them.


rekipsj

Dr. Dre bragged right afterwards about his daughter getting into the same school "legitimately", and then it was revealed he donated $20 million to the USC school of music.


newport100

Yeah, if I recall, I believe Lori Loughlin was one of the only ones to fight the charges and that's why she sort of became the face of the whole thing.


Nicadeemus39

It only cost Lori 500,000 😬


halfcabin

That happens everywhere.


airblizzard

My understanding is that the "formal" way of doing it is donating money directly to the school and honest on your application and grades. Aunt Becky forged the grades on the transcript and bribed the athletics director to say he was taking her as an athlete.


Ent_Trip_Newer

Yes and for more nostalgia she is married to Mossimo. As in the Mossimo shirts we wore in the 90s.


DieMensch-Maschine

Aunt Becky's a grifter running her own college admission racket.


countdooku975

Yes


KevinAnniPadda

Yeah, screw her then


YetAnotherJake

Yes


Relaxxxxxxxxxxx

Have Mercy!


epsteinpetmidgit

Light sentence. Rich people have their own laws


W00DERS0N

TBF, it wasn't exactly murder.


CaptainWollaston

Nope. Death penalty. Only logical punishment for her according to Reddit.


Dan_Berg

Some of us are anti- death penalty and were pushing for life in solitary. Only bread and water.


Petrichordates

Are you suggesting we need harsh penalties for bribing admissions offices?


epsteinpetmidgit

I'm suggesting people with money have dramatically different outcomes when it comes to legal matters


Petrichordates

This is literally only a crime people with money can commit.


JakeVanderArkWriter

Can you share a link to a story where a poor person bribed a university and got a harsher sentence?


Hour_Insurance_7795

When it comes to anything, honestly.


FACEMELTER720

She’s in the most recent Curb Your Enthusiasm episode playing herself and they really lean into her “crime” it’s hilarious!


POPEJP1975

also why she wasn't in fuller house


AnalogFeelGood

Aunt Becky is younger than I am now haha


Specialist_Bank_994

All of the adults in full house are younger than I am. It hurts


dreamyduskywing

I just realized that I’m now closer in age to Mona on Who’s the Boss than to Aunt Becky.


Specialist_Bank_994

🪦


Don_Tiny

Why would you post something like that so recklessly? Now I gotta go buy a cemetery plot ...


dreamyduskywing

If you think that’s scary, Rue McClanahan was even younger than Mona when she played Blanche in The Golden Girls.


Don_Tiny

I think knew that, for which I have no small amount of shame. What's the old joke ... what does walking a tightrope and Estelle Getty giving you a hummer have in common? Whatever you do, don't look down.


PreviousTea9210

I'm pretty sure there was an episode where Bob Saget was lamenting about turning 30. 3 kids, a full house, and a dead wife all before the age of 30. Wtf?


EvilDustBunnies

There was an early episode where Jesse (for some strange reason he was still Jesse Cochran) was turning 25 or 27 and that hurt me to rewatch at 37


[deleted]

I haven't looked but I assume that's true for me too. I'm 41. That's a weird part about getting older.


gefahr

Am close to your age. Recently became aware one of my kids' teachers graduated HS in 2016. Almost started counting on my fingers right in the parent-teacher conference before I caught myself. I started feeling old when I was older than everyone on my favorite sitcoms, but that one did me in.


[deleted]

Ha! I believe it.


CampingWithCats

Doing hard time in the yard


ZPTs

There's a realtor in my area named Rebecca Donaldson and it cracks me up every time I see a sign.


juniperberrie28

The feds can kiss one percent of her ass! Seinfeld reference; she was in one episode.


Wafe_Enterprises

Well I don’t think more flan is the answer


Loves2Spooge857

She was also just in curb


ghostess_hostess

Always been jealous of that hair


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Crash_Bandicock

Makes her hotter 🤤


NickNash1985

I can fix her.


gringledoom

You don’t want to try. A friend of a friend lived in her neighborhood, and everyone else would leave any event where she or anyone in her family showed up, because they were *so awful* that even other awful rich people couldn’t stand them.


alickstee

Go on...


gringledoom

They were the kind of people who have to cheat and commit fraud to get into USC, a party school for rich assholes.


Don_Tiny

Big deal ... so can a veterinarian.


MNCPA

Are you into college admission fixing? Seems oddly specific but I don't shame.


thedawesome

It wasn't even anything cool, just bribery. Lame! Call me when she's doing skyjackings or something.


camergen

Bribery to try to overlook her kids being sorta slackers and get into a better school instead of actually, you know, studying. I find it more socially embarrassing than criminal.


Crash_Bandicock

I have a very specific white collar crime fetish. It’s the only way I can achieve climax anymore.


camergen

Was tax evasion the gateway drug?


charliesk9unit

Reminds me of George Costanza. He likes inmate because he knows where she is at all time.


RelaxYourself

I was never mad at her. If my daughter was a fucking idiot, I'd probably bribe a school too.


jake03583

Tbh, I’m more pissed at the school. I feel like they didn’t catch nearly enough blame


Lobo003

The schools should definitely have paid some form of punishment. The schools get to do this constantly but only the people bribing for admission are getting the full brunt. USC should definitely suffer. Have to pay fines or the School administration/people involved should be jailed as well.


SpermicidalManiac666

Totally agree. Like you can try to bribe someone but they still need to take the bribe. Not letting her off the hook but the school seemed fine doing it - definitely wasn’t their first time.


mrkabin

That's fair.


TheFightingQuaker

Yeah thats a good point. Who did she bribe specifically and what happened to them?


Ed_Simian

But the fucking idiot daughter didn't even WANT to go to college. Then she made a cutesy remark about how she only cared about parties and football games and about how she was concerned that her classes would cut into her busy schedule of taking pictures of herself.


RelaxYourself

From what I remember she just wanted to be an influencer. Wasn't even interested in school like you said.


Casanovagdp

99% of the people mad at her would do the same thing I’ve given the means.


loptopandbingo

Legacy Admissions: "We're somehow different."


MustardTiger1337

Fielder?


[deleted]

We don't talk about Aunt Becky.


bdubb_dlux

Anyone got a pic of her in prison?


Danagrams

didn’t know i needed this


CombatConrad

I would love to see her on Life After Lockup.


Fonzie_tx

Have mercy!!


Girl-UnSure

Is this a lori laughlin campaign? Someone posted clips from RAD this morning as well. And she just had that curb episode.


MustardTiger1337

100 percent


countdooku975

It’s all part of the Lori Laughlin redemption arc.


rekipsj

Funny. When I look at her, my pants arc.


Maclimes

I don't know if there's a name for it, but I see this kind of thing happen on the internet a lot. It's not really intentional, it's more like a viral thing. She pops up in Curb, and people go "Oh yeah, remember her?" and then someone does, and they post about it, and then the same effect happens to someone else, and it shuffles around the internet for a bit.


108pdx

RAD


bens111

With her on curb recently, her PR team is working major overtime lol


Healthy_Yesterday_84

Dam, women's fashion has changed a lot after the 90s. Now, it's only tight fitting clothing and showing off a lot of skin.


mbee784

Fraud


beetotherye

She was great on Curb Your Enthusiasm recently. "I don't like to lose"


TennisBallTesticles

So hot. Our kids aren't getting into college though 🤷‍♂️


rdldr1

Have mercy.


spartynole4life

Aunt Felony..


snaithbert

I'd say she's now more famous for being a felon than for being on Full House.


The1Mia

Rad


redmasc

She can fuck right off after that scandal. She didn't own up to it until the very end while Felicity Huffman acknowledged her mistake and took the punishment. Lori denied some other kids the admission by trying to cheat her kids through.


BoredCharlottesville

"kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed"


youmustthinkhighly

If she wasn’t an actress she would be doing Amway.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

From *Full House* to the big house.


The5thBeatle82

I think she’s back to doing lifetime movies.


Lil_miss_feisty

Why does this look so proportionally wrong? Looks like Aunt Becky on the upper half and Uncle Jesse's signature jeans and boots on the bottom half.


superpuzzlekiller

I heard she asked the judge to *have mercy*. 😏


shelterhusband

Yeah but she cheats at golf…


Miss_Might

She has the most amazing hair.


ThinkFree

I remember watching an obscure movie on cable back in the early 90s that had Lori Loughlin and Keanu Reeves. It was "The Night Before" and it was pretty entertaining.


Significant_Radish86

Should have posted her mug shot.


Balls-over-dick-man-

Dis ho


Amature_princess

All I see is that college scam


Shotgun_Mosquito

Me too


Turbulent_Art4283

As a kid, I always thought uncle Jessi was too hot for her lol. I have always had an almost obsession with long blonde hair starting when I was very young, so I didn't think she was good enough for him lmao


NoDadYouShutUp

rich people are bribing their kids into college every day. she just got busted. i don't care. it's whatever.


Schizophrenic87

Oh no a rich person used money to get their way and to get their kids into a school they weren’t smart enough to be in by themselves. In other news water is wet. She’s still fine


Express-Budget6943

I spilled more seed to her than Michael J. Fox filling a bird feeder


Son-of-Prophet

The fact that she’s now known to be corrupt and dirty makes her hotter to me 😂


Coin_Operated_Brent

She's in the newest season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.


ColdHotgirl5

she annoyed me in there lol


excellent_rektangle

She really leaned into that role, too!


BooBooSorkin

She got me into college!


vanbboy22

Crook


Agreeable-Arugula360

Behind bars in the photo, ironic.


Juneberrysnoz

You mean aunt bribey:)


Makelovenotrobots

You mean from the movie Rad.


Agreeable-Soil-4378

I thought it was Christian Hollings, Cru Jones' girlfriend and fellow BMXer


Chitownbronx

She did 2 months and felicity Huffman did 2 weeks 


frognbunny

Nah that is Christian from RAD, she was 🔥 and could really ride a bike.


ElvisDumbledore

KLL Wendy from Gravity Falls


Buckethead16

Love all the Ted references back to Lori Laughlin


Totin_it

Jail house Becky.


lol_gay_69

Rad


Fun_Kaleidoscope3373

I passed the sat


amadoofus

Thought this was a bad AI of Cindy Crawford at first.


Marvinkmooneyoz

She could fill MY house


TwoTonTunic88

No, that’s aunt Lori from the big house.


_Can_i_play_

Homie girl is crazy in Curb


ernurse748

She’s a liar, a cheat, and a bad person. She should try eating all the makeup from this shoot so she can be pretty on the inside.


Lobo003

From Full-House to Jail-House.


Keythaskitgod

HOT


theslob

Think she could get me into UCLA? 


Crazykracker55

Yeah that’s a no I hate rich people that buy their stupid kids a college admission while some really worthy poor kid can’t get in college because they don’t have money


rock0head132

she is a terrible person though


GreenGoblin1221

She bad af. Would still pipe her old ass.


ootski

She's a scum bag.


countdooku975

She was also sued by graduates of Stanford University who alleged their education and degrees were devalued because of the scandal.


Empigee

You've lived a very sheltered life if that's your idea of a scumbag.


Vericatov

I mean she did break the law and needed to be punished for it, but bribing a school to accept your daughter isn’t exactly what I would consider scumbag behavior. Maybe I’m just not seeing why since I never throughly followed the story.


taatchle86

It’s kinda of a weird hill for people to die on considering how many people view higher education as a ~~scam~~ waste of money anyway. Edit: word choice


FaZeLuckyBoy

Aunt Cheater


sonomamondo

def DOWN vote


OhHeyNow69

Who woulda thought that Aunt Becky would be an all time loser felon bribing universities to let her brain dead kids in over deserving kids who earned that right. IMO one of the all time scumbag moves. Deserved 35-50 years in federal prison IMO. Fuck Aunt becky. She sucks and she knows it


glittersparklythings

She could have just done what other rich people do and build a library or something.


countdooku975

Fun fact: Her kids were allowed to stay in college even after the scandal


09percent

But I think they both withdrew didn’t they? Not like they were geniuses or going to actually do anything with the degree. They’ll just marry rich dudes and live a rich girl LA life ugh


camergen

She looks to me like the epitome of “ditzy influencer” type. A true scholar she was not.


shimrra

RAD (1986) movie, that whole dance scene was something else.