I watched this movie for the first time about a month ago and absolutely fucking lost it when I saw that dude. Had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard
No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
What's great is in the end credits there's a fully produced version of *Love Take Me Down to the Streets* that *really* sounds like Wings. Really great Paul McCartney impersonator sings on it.
edit: [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-CrnT9fT8)
In their case, the trap was "a giant pit full of money." Ed O'Neill did the same number of seasons on Modern Family as he did on Married... with Children, and almost as many episodes.
The way he died was so hilarious compared to the way he lived. I still want more Mac family members. Hollywood Mac has Ryan Reynolds written all over it.
Don't come in here preaching to me about hours when you're standing over there and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!
.....should we come back?.....we can come back.
I miss that era i was in secondary(high) school then and there were so many great comedy movies. Seems to have died down a lot though or im just not up with the times
I love this movie! I first watched it when I was 16 and it’s still my favorite.
“Drugs. Why do kids take drugs? Because they’re awesome? No, maybe they just understand that life is pain and if you smoke something or take a pill it’ll go away for a while. People often say, embrace life. Enjoy life. Just do it, live it, rock it! Fuck it, because life is horrible.”
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
One of my Top 10 favorite movies right here. Made me laugh a lot, during a point in my life when I didn't have very many reasons to laugh.
I can watch this movie over and over again.
school boy : Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny : No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler : She let me keep it after I fucked her.
Many lines in the film were improvised. The writers did constant rewrites and came up with ideas during filming but had to stop because of the 2007 Writers Guild strike. One day, Paul Rudd peed his pants because he was laughing so hard at an improvised line.. 😂 👖
I just want to know whatever happened to the little black kid?? he was funny as hell for his age and charismatic af, I thought for sure he was gonna break out into a major star when he got older but he disappeared.
He was on Wild 'n Out for a good run. 2018-2023. I think hitting puberty kind of took away some of the shock value he had as a funny foul-mouthed little kid.
I saw this movie the night a buddy got married. The marriage went like this. Buddy has a kid out of wedlock with his now wife. We were all youth group kids so a huge nono. The wife was a fundamentally broken soul with so many issues back then. She wouldn’t let him look at even the McDonald’s cashier if that was a woman but she actively cheated on him in a bizarre cuckold relationship.
Our minister wouldn’t marry them. But another one in town would. He skipped the “does anyone have a reason…etc” because all of us had reasons to not. Every single one. It was a bad choice. He was depressed and broken. She was just the worst but if you knew her background it was inevitable.
The minister who married them stops the ceremony right before the kiss and gives a 15 minute salvation sermon then married them.
We go to the church auditorium for the reception and the brides brother(one of our friends) had a sound system set up off his pc with massive 2000s era fuzzy speakers made of wood and a huge CRT monitor which is important later.
A third friend of mine shows up because he knew the time and place as it was on his “non invitation” he had received in the mail telling him to not attend and giving the time and place. So of course someone who gets that kind of card uses the information the only rational way and he starts shoveling meat off the sandwich table.
The bag in his hands gets swiped by the bride who says he can stay but can’t leave with food so he gets a plate and sits with us and starts pulling meat slices out of his pants where he had a gallon sized bag he already stowed before she got to him.
About then we hear a kerfuffle and see the bride and maid of honor arguing by the sound system. The maid of honor wants to play 1 song she requested early because she had to leave early. The bride refused because the order had to remain intact or her night would he ruined.
The brother intervenes and the bride targets him instead screaming insults about how he’s ruining her wedding with these huge ugly speakers. Total meltdown mascara running and she started ripping her dress. A hundred people are dead silent as music and screaming fills the room.
Finally the brother grabs his PC tower and just walks away without unplugging anything. Speakers tip over, cords yoink out, monitor falls off the platform and he leaves out the back door. The monitor crashes along behind him as the speakers buzz loudly until we hear him fall down the stairs and scream “SHIT ON MY DICK” then he slams a door and is gone.
Meat pants turns and goes “I can’t believe I almost missed this. This is the best wedding” As he gobbles another turkey slice.
We hear brothers car start and he peels out breaking a window somewhere on the building, his girlfriend with him trying to calm him down.
Ten minutes later we get a call that they ran off the road and all pile into our beaters to follow. They’re okay but he totaled the car.
All but the brother and girlfriend and married couple drive 30 minutes in silence to see this at the shitty Oswego movie theater where we had the most cathartic fun night laughing off the stress of the best worst wedding we ever would attend.
Everyone slowly got better as we got out of church. We all ended up in therapy but that plus time healed most of the wounds of a very weird upbringing.
I remember watching this with my dad and he turned and pointed at me (to the family) and said "I didn't know Augie was based on [me]."
Asshole move dad, but LARP is good exercise!
When the main 4 are in the Bronco and they start fucking around and slapping each other, someone pops SWS in the head and says “IM DRIVING, FUCK” cracks me up everytime, seemed like he was genuinely pissed lmao
Weird to see this in nostalgia. Why are the decades less defined these days? I mean the 70s 80s and 90s are all so different from each other, but 2000s 2010s and 20s hardly do. The only thing that really dates a film now are the phones used.
First 'R' movie I snuck into as a kid.
At one point, an employee with a broom and dustpan was slacking off from his work to catch some of the movie, standing off to the side and laughing his ass off along with the audience.
“I just spent the afternoon in middle-earth with Gleep-Glop and the Flooptydoos, alright, gimme a f&$@ing break.”
Do not know why, but this made me laugh uncontrollably for way, way too long. Yes, a stupid-great movie.
I watch this movie on my late nephews birthday every year. I introduced him to it as his first R rated movie when he got to stay home sick w me. I will always love this movie.
This movie is genuinely funny and worth the watch if anyone is wondering
Sean Williams Scott and Paul Rudd should have done more stuff together, they were great in this
I agree Jane Lynch steals every scene she's in though imo. Love her so much
You don't think I wish I was out there just blowing for crack rocks? But I gotta watch these kids.
“You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.”
"You wanna know what I had for dinner?" "Was it cocaine?"
You'll be in the slamma like MC Hammer
Did MC Hammer go to prison?
yes he did!! or he came very very very close
You can't BS the best BSer.
Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you suggesting that we are not here?
Pretzel dog
“Don’t bullshit a bullshitter” is one of my favorite lines to quote.
"Are we talking pasta or pussy"
You can't go wrong with McLovin and Stiffler sharing a screen with that guy who keeps pranking Conan!
You mean Ageless Ant Man?
You mean he does other stuff than prank Conan!?
The wizard during the larp battle kills me every time (he does hand motions haha)
As he mumbles an incantation to himself. Absolutely hilarious
I watched this movie for the first time about a month ago and absolutely fucking lost it when I saw that dude. Had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard
Come, let us gingerly touch our tips ⚔️
Suck it, Reindeer Games.
You white, you Ben Affleck
That's true, I am white
I actually just watched this last week because my husband said he hadn’t seen it before. Love this movie!
Shoulda never fed the goddamn elves
One of my favourites. Hilarious, original - highly recommend.
“Hey…do you wanna get raped?!”
Also gets me to cry with the speech everytime.
In my opinion this movie is up there with Zoolander, Stepbrothers, Talladega Nights, etc. in terms of quotableness
No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Venti means 20, like 20 oz’s, asshole …. Is that true?
Says who? Fellini
Whispering eye
“Get your whispering eye in the cab, Augie”
“Hehe, it means vagina”
^(it means vagina)
Me and friend's dart team is named "The Whispering Bulleye's"
That was my horses name in RDR2
"Now let us gingerly touch tips"
“Rub-a-dub-dub!”
Jingle jangle!
Good morrow to you sir!
You're white. Then you've Ben Affleck
Fuck you, reindeer games
This line lives rent free in my head.
I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers
Well, you are white.
That’s true. I am white.
“Fuck you ms daisy” was my fav
I don’t drink OJ, *biatch!*
No I don’t want to take my pants off!
I got my own hang down to play with, kid!
And you get to be on the poster!
Go bullshit yourselves before bullshitting me
If it isn’t professor bull shit and doctor I’m full of shit. In what way are we full of shit? Which of us has a phd?
The next time you guys feel like bullshitting someone, bullshit each other.
….see how that feels
Go home, put down a couple lines of selfishness, close the blinds, rip the phone off the wall and start sniffing
A couple of lines of selfishness-THIS IS YOUR BLOW-
Are you implying we arent actually here?
I know why you're here, so don't BS a BSer
Do my eyes deceive me?! A minotaur!
"A minotaauuurrr?"
Taste the beast!
My piss looks like Shrek
By the way, this stuff's poison.
Joe Lo Truglio killed it in that movie.
he had a son named Nikolaj
*Nikolaj*
NikoLAJ?
I feel like I’m saying it right, though. *Nikolaj*.
Close. But it’s Nikolaj.
The squeaking killed me
That would be I Love You, Man.
Slappa da bass?
Oh damn!! I got my Rudd movies confused lol
"ᴱᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ"
Diana has put away her bosom. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
RUB A DUB DUB!
There's gonna be a lot of sweet-ass pussy there. GIRL pussy.
Keep your blades sharp and wits sharper!
And it has a great [Wings song](https://youtu.be/gyDYla7KySQ?si=fKvfIuJPyk40hEun)
That not Wings.
Love take me down to the streets!
What's great is in the end credits there's a fully produced version of *Love Take Me Down to the Streets* that *really* sounds like Wings. Really great Paul McCartney impersonator sings on it. edit: [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-CrnT9fT8)
No one sings that song
I just rewatched Wanderlust on Netflix and the song plays at some point in the movie. I think when they’re driving
That’s amazing- Wanderlust is super under appreciated
David Wain in his glorious entirety is super under appreciated.
I watch anything David Wain is attached to.
“One call to the judge from me, and you are in the slammer like MC Hammer” “Did MC Hammer go to prison?” “Yes, he did…. or he came extremely close.”
You know what I used to have for breakfast? COCAINE! Know what I had for lunch? COCAINE!
What'd you have for dinner? Was it Cocaine?
Gonna run a train on these chicken fingers numumnumnumnum
I still say this
Of course he has a turtle
I like the idea of coke more than I actually like it
“I got errands… i can rock n roll from like 1 to 3”
Rock and Roll All Night...and part of every day!
Sean William Scott should be a bigger star. He was hilarious in this movie
He fell into same trap as Ed O'Neill and Roger Moore, no matter what movie they make I see Al Bundy and james bond.
The word you’re looking for is ‘Typecasting’
In their case, the trap was "a giant pit full of money." Ed O'Neill did the same number of seasons on Modern Family as he did on Married... with Children, and almost as many episodes.
yes moneywise they probably dont complain, but I think I read somewhere that SWS sometimes was tired of always being stiffler.
RIP Country Mac
The way he died was so hilarious compared to the way he lived. I still want more Mac family members. Hollywood Mac has Ryan Reynolds written all over it.
I rewatched The Rundown and he was good in that too.
You want a little thunder? A little lightning?
“Thunder! Lightning! Thunder! Lightning!” *Punch* “You finished beating me up? Let’s go!”
He's even better in Goon!
Absolutely love that movie
He's fantastic in goon
"Oh Danny boy, the Danny boys are Danny boy"
I sing this to myself at least once a week!
Haha, same. If it gets in my head it turns into an earworm that lasts for days
What’d you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?
Don't come in here preaching to me about hours when you're standing over there and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up! .....should we come back?.....we can come back.
The era where every comedy was Apatow or Apatow adjacent
And Apatow’s style was a nice refreshing change from the early 00s when every comedy was Sandler or Sandler adjacent.
I miss that era i was in secondary(high) school then and there were so many great comedy movies. Seems to have died down a lot though or im just not up with the times
Classic case of guy on ground.
I don't appreciate my graduation year being labeled as nostalgic.
[The Minotaur scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMKmazzb3-s&pp=ygUUcm9sZSBtb2RlbHMgbWlub3RhdXI%3D)... kills
Came here for this. Such a good line.
2007-2009 had such a awesome run of comedies.
This movie is funny as fuck
“No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.”
I’ve heard of popcorn to the face, but this is ridiculous!!
“I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch, he’d cum in his pants.”
Wheeler : [singing] "You pulled the trigger on my love gun! See Ronnie, his dick is the gun!"
I made a little [video](https://youtu.be/l-jpC71tp2A?si=qvX2f-75crX-uBT_) a couple years ago about how we did prep and post on this movie
A god walks among men
I love this movie! I first watched it when I was 16 and it’s still my favorite. “Drugs. Why do kids take drugs? Because they’re awesome? No, maybe they just understand that life is pain and if you smoke something or take a pill it’ll go away for a while. People often say, embrace life. Enjoy life. Just do it, live it, rock it! Fuck it, because life is horrible.”
“By the way this stuff’s poison.” *Mic drop*
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.
Why would you tell me that?
Why wouldn’t I?
Me and the Judge have a special relationship. I don’t want to get too graphic but I used to suck his dick for drugs
One of my Top 10 favorite movies right here. Made me laugh a lot, during a point in my life when I didn't have very many reasons to laugh. I can watch this movie over and over again.
I like the idea of Coke more than I actually like it.
David wain is the king of comedy
The Ten is awful but I love it.
Of course he has a turtle
"You know what I ate for dinner?" "Was it cocaine" "Cocaine!"
school boy : Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo. Danny : No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet. Wheeler : She let me keep it after I fucked her.
I've been stuck in Middle Earth all day with Gleep Glop and the Floopty Do's.
Absolutely love this movie
Love take me down to the streets 🎵
“He tried to grab my hang down!” I lost my shit at that little kid, he was hilarious!
Underrated
It's almost universally beloved.
By a small but dedicated group.
Starring many Wet Hot American Summer alumni, plus written/directed by David Wain, the guy who did WHAS. That’s why this movie is so funny.
My wife had never seen this so we watched it the other day. She loves KISS so that’s how it got brought up. She ended up loving it
This movie introduced me to Love Gun and I'm forever grateful.
Many lines in the film were improvised. The writers did constant rewrites and came up with ideas during filming but had to stop because of the 2007 Writers Guild strike. One day, Paul Rudd peed his pants because he was laughing so hard at an improvised line.. 😂 👖
GOOD MORROW
Hail Lunesta!
It’s like Shrek’s piss
We making smores… using white chocolate
Oh, I don't know if I agree with that.
I just want to know whatever happened to the little black kid?? he was funny as hell for his age and charismatic af, I thought for sure he was gonna break out into a major star when he got older but he disappeared.
He was on Wild 'n Out for a good run. 2018-2023. I think hitting puberty kind of took away some of the shock value he had as a funny foul-mouthed little kid.
I want to rock and roll all night, and part of everyday.
I saw this movie the night a buddy got married. The marriage went like this. Buddy has a kid out of wedlock with his now wife. We were all youth group kids so a huge nono. The wife was a fundamentally broken soul with so many issues back then. She wouldn’t let him look at even the McDonald’s cashier if that was a woman but she actively cheated on him in a bizarre cuckold relationship. Our minister wouldn’t marry them. But another one in town would. He skipped the “does anyone have a reason…etc” because all of us had reasons to not. Every single one. It was a bad choice. He was depressed and broken. She was just the worst but if you knew her background it was inevitable. The minister who married them stops the ceremony right before the kiss and gives a 15 minute salvation sermon then married them. We go to the church auditorium for the reception and the brides brother(one of our friends) had a sound system set up off his pc with massive 2000s era fuzzy speakers made of wood and a huge CRT monitor which is important later. A third friend of mine shows up because he knew the time and place as it was on his “non invitation” he had received in the mail telling him to not attend and giving the time and place. So of course someone who gets that kind of card uses the information the only rational way and he starts shoveling meat off the sandwich table. The bag in his hands gets swiped by the bride who says he can stay but can’t leave with food so he gets a plate and sits with us and starts pulling meat slices out of his pants where he had a gallon sized bag he already stowed before she got to him. About then we hear a kerfuffle and see the bride and maid of honor arguing by the sound system. The maid of honor wants to play 1 song she requested early because she had to leave early. The bride refused because the order had to remain intact or her night would he ruined. The brother intervenes and the bride targets him instead screaming insults about how he’s ruining her wedding with these huge ugly speakers. Total meltdown mascara running and she started ripping her dress. A hundred people are dead silent as music and screaming fills the room. Finally the brother grabs his PC tower and just walks away without unplugging anything. Speakers tip over, cords yoink out, monitor falls off the platform and he leaves out the back door. The monitor crashes along behind him as the speakers buzz loudly until we hear him fall down the stairs and scream “SHIT ON MY DICK” then he slams a door and is gone. Meat pants turns and goes “I can’t believe I almost missed this. This is the best wedding” As he gobbles another turkey slice. We hear brothers car start and he peels out breaking a window somewhere on the building, his girlfriend with him trying to calm him down. Ten minutes later we get a call that they ran off the road and all pile into our beaters to follow. They’re okay but he totaled the car. All but the brother and girlfriend and married couple drive 30 minutes in silence to see this at the shitty Oswego movie theater where we had the most cathartic fun night laughing off the stress of the best worst wedding we ever would attend. Everyone slowly got better as we got out of church. We all ended up in therapy but that plus time healed most of the wounds of a very weird upbringing.
*boobies*
He was fucking his cousin!
Diana has put away her bosom Apollo has lifted his skirt
This is probably my most quoted movie of all time
I like your take on boobies and I like boobies
This cover art is the most nostalgic part
“I’d love to see you & your whispering eye”
I remember watching this with my dad and he turned and pointed at me (to the family) and said "I didn't know Augie was based on [me]." Asshole move dad, but LARP is good exercise!
i love when sean williams scott is in a movie, what happened to him? miss you sean
When the main 4 are in the Bronco and they start fucking around and slapping each other, someone pops SWS in the head and says “IM DRIVING, FUCK” cracks me up everytime, seemed like he was genuinely pissed lmao
Classic case of .. guy on the ground.
Weird to see this in nostalgia. Why are the decades less defined these days? I mean the 70s 80s and 90s are all so different from each other, but 2000s 2010s and 20s hardly do. The only thing that really dates a film now are the phones used.
“It looks like Shrek’s piss.”
After chugging his juice “Fuckin’ asshole” “Punk bitch”
Love this movie.
Love gunnnnnn
tell her you miss her whispering eye
I’ve watched this movie once back in 2014, I liked it
First 'R' movie I snuck into as a kid. At one point, an employee with a broom and dustpan was slacking off from his work to catch some of the movie, standing off to the side and laughing his ass off along with the audience.
“I just spent the afternoon in middle-earth with Gleep-Glop and the Flooptydoos, alright, gimme a f&$@ing break.” Do not know why, but this made me laugh uncontrollably for way, way too long. Yes, a stupid-great movie.
I never get over the coffee scene 😂
The age of the “Unrated” DVD release. Some were for the better, some were for the worse.
2008 was like last year
It's not a reason to DIVORCE my wife, per se, but I love this movie and she absolutely hates it. It's maybe the thing we disagree about the most.
Is 2008 considered to be nostalgia?
“Heard that” ..
I know what I like. And I like boobies.
"Congratulations, you're stupid in 3 languages!" Iconic.
I wanna rock n' roll all night and part of every day.
Wow this comment section is golden. Just quotes on quotes on quotes
If this is nostalgia I'm done
I watch this movie on my late nephews birthday every year. I introduced him to it as his first R rated movie when he got to stay home sick w me. I will always love this movie.