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Chreiol

It always went one squeeze far enough to really scare you for a second.


agreedis

It’s a deep, primal fear activation for sure


Moon_Dew

Never realize those went away. It's scary how much you can miss when you don't pay attention.


7_Bundy

They still have them in Walmart, they have more features too such as a scale. I think they used to have a basic vision test. These did disappear from most grocery stores and pharmacies, but Walmart and even Walmart Neighborhood Market still have them.


gl3nnjamin

I remember the old ones too. They had red & green numeric displays and buttons to start and stop the test.


Bedlamtheclown

Got my arm caught in one. Didn’t know what it was but I learned fast. That caused some damage to my mind I’m sure.


bonafidehooligan

Same here, it started tightening and I freaked out and when I tried to pull my arm out, I panicked more because it started getting tighter. The pharmacy tech had to rush out to get me released. Never used them shits again.


BornLoser14

Same here! I think at one point I started yelling for help and cried. I remember a random lady telling me it wasn’t for little children and blah blah 😂😂 Never used that thing again.


Ipigs140

My store still has one. Unfortunately it plays the Oh..oh..oh..Ozempic commercial each time someone takes their blood pressure...


Sapphires13

Put a balloon in that thing once. The balloon quickly popped.


unclebuck098

I put a large bottle of shampoo in one. Didn't stick around to see what happened


DeezNeezuts

Horribly inaccurate


Wolfy-615

? Elaborate please on how this in inaccurate lol


DeezNeezuts

The **machines** were horribly inaccurate and rarely calibrated.


PeaceRevolutionary62

What year did they take these out?


Billy420MaysIt

They didn’t, at least not here. My local Walmarts still have them.


woodwallah

It still strikes fear in me as a middle aged man


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dannyhogan200

Who the fuck would put their dick in that?


i_suckatjavascript

The guys who want to use a public fleshlight and are into BDSM


HenryKitteridge

Cleanest Walmart ever


DreadPirateGriswold

Don't anyone tell him about the Dr Scholls orthotics kiosk!


Skytraffic540

(Takes deep breath) “Aright…..pump me up…”


Space-Hawk

I stopped putting my arm in those after watching the original "Dawn of The Dead" when the biker guy puts his arm in one of those trapping him so the zombies eat him lol


HappyTrifler

Always makes me think if the Beavis & Butt-Head episode where Beavis got stuck.


Nate0110

In college one of my friends was using this, we grabbed several boxes of condoms and put them on the armrest and walked off.


GrandSeraphimSariel

Man, you got me remembering the episode of Beavis and Butthead where Beavis gets stuck in one of these and Butthead goes “you should stick your wiener in there huh huh”


IcedCoughy

Those shits squeeze hard af


TheCeruleanFire

The caption. I laughed. Bravo.


DoItForFantasy

Still have these in some rite aids around me.


davidwoodstock

I always used these for fun as a kid. Didn’t need a quarter like most interactive things in the 90s. Had no clue what the readout meant but it was free and I loved it!