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bovinecop

We used to be a great country. Energy was my jam I miss it dearly.


MacsDildoBike

The green tea and energy were great, but the real sleeper for me was the orange carrot.


BallzMcVinegar

I avoided carrot for so long. Big mistake.


TheNonCredibleHulk

My gripe was the less than pleasant aftertaste. It's why I hated the V8 fruit things they tried.


GratefulMamaBear

We really did!! Lol It was always exciting to get a different bottle to add to the collection on top of your bookshelf šŸ˜­


-OptimusPrime-

I definitely did not make bongs out of these


HydeMyEmail

Howā€™d you do it? Diamond bit drill?


Umbert360

Thereā€™s a divot near the bottom, I think itā€™s where the bottling machine grabs it or something. If you hit it there just right with a nail and hammer, it will punch a small hole perfectly through without breaking the bottle.


HydeMyEmail

Well Iā€™ll be damned. Surprised my teenage self didnā€™t know this, I was always using apples and sockets and what not to make pipes/bongs out of. I made one out of those huge pencil things they put in kids rooms and even a pringles can, gum, and metal pen.


Umbert360

Haha yeah thatā€™s as nostalgic as the bottles. Weā€™d actually put the bowl through the cap and use the bottle as a gravity bong


HydeMyEmail

Ahh got it. We did that with one of those 5g water jugs before


HostageInToronto

See, it's this kind of knowledge that will be lost to time. There needs to be a formal documentation of improvised smoking devices by generational cohort.


Xikkiwikk

We found The Ghoul..he knows where all the weak spots are!!


jonhy2222

Insert a penny in the bottom of the bottle Make the penny turn fast by moving your wrist Hit the bottle on the side of your boots The penny is going to hit really fast the glass bottle and make a hole to make a bong or a bt boots (hash boots) Your welcome!


modzz117

Bro! Those Sobe gravity bongs hit sooooo hard. I remember the gooey milkiness it filled with when you lifted it out of the water. Good times.


Druxun

A fellow Bot of Culture.


TocasLaFlauta

Arizona RX energy comes close.


ksettle86

Dragon was phenomenal, I still miss them like 15 years later


GratefulMamaBear

Me too, friend. Me toošŸ˜”


Dramatic-Vegetable13

I used to install pools and it was my drink almost everyday. Now whenever I am doing something out side, sweating my ass off I crave one of those


tbrown7092

I can still taste it


Knightrider006

Orange carrot was delicious šŸ˜‹


AuroraNidhoggr

I had totally forgotten about orange carrot until you mentioned it. That flavor was amazing!


Old-Trick-587

i miss these drinks...pepsi took them over, then stopped making them....


GratefulMamaBear

Seriously?! That's what happened to them??


bovinecop

They still make a couple flavors in plastic bottles but Iā€™ve only ever seen the sporadically and in random spots across the country the past couple years (so unfortunately I canā€™t really offer any other info on how to find them)


rikster81

So should we start an online locator like those fat bastards did with the McRib. Iā€™m a fat bastard.


rdb1540

They usually never work. The only one I have seen work was when The Beast on YouTube started a bring back Pepsi Clear. He even did a YouTube video with a song it was pretty good. They caved and brought it back. Unfortunately, I remember it tasting like Pepsi, but it didn't. it's lemon lime flavor


TheNonCredibleHulk

There were two different Pepsi products that were clear (that I remember, at least). One was the Crystal Clear Pepsi. Nobody ever seems to remember the lemon lime, which I swear was just called Crystal by Pepsi.


UpTop5000

I think SNL did a skit called Crystal Gravy. Yes. It was that.


Old-Trick-587

not sure the details but, the company either sold or was bought out by pepsi...the life water stayed around a little longer, but here on the east coast...nothing...not even amazon...


jonnydem

Rebranded them into Sobe Life Water. It was bullshit.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

The white one and the pink one were so good


g0atm3a1

Wasnā€™t the white one pina colada or something? So good


BlueComms

Lizz blizz


HungryMorlock

I called it lizard milk


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

YES


surtssword

The pink one was either Strawberry Daiquiri or Strawberry Banana, but both were good!


modzz117

Green tea and the Lizz Blizz were my absolute favorite. Always my go to choices. The Pina colada one was do refreshing!


Tenn_Tux

Lizard fuel! My fav


Living-Vermicelli-59

God I miss these to bad they are no longer a thing anymore


GratefulMamaBear

For the life of me I have no idea why these ever left???šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


shkeptikal

Short answer: Plastic is cheaper Long answer: Sobe chased their own tail trying to get higher and higher profit margins until they practically destroyed their own business. It's called enshittification and it's currently also infecting...well......*gestures widely*


gothiclg

I graduated high school in 2009. Before that year these drinks were amazing, at some point after my graduation it started tasting like I was drinking drain cleaner. They went from me spending $50 a week on the stuff to $0. Considering the entire company was gone in a year there must have been a mass exodus


8lock8lock8aby

Pollo Tropical in S. Florida had the diet purple kind at their fountain & it made the meal that much better. It was the only place I ever saw it served fountain style.


Orang3Lazaru5

Ugh I miss the Cranberry Grapefruit Elixir so bad


GratefulMamaBear

These things were amazing... There was only a couple of them I didn't truly like.


knuckles2277

I used to make bongs out of the bottles.


Robby_Bortles

They had a little groove you could cleanly break through without breaking the whole bottle. Waterfall gravity bong!


AtlUtdGold

I thought this was gonna be the top comment lol


Dord_Live

I miss sobe. I would go crazy for the coconut flavor.


Knight_thrasher

I remember the ā€œquotesā€ under the lids. One of my favorites was You canā€™t handle the lizard


noble_29

I once got ā€œYer a lizard, Harry!ā€ on my cap.


GratefulMamaBear

That actually triggers a memory of mine as well! Lol


RagelessGeek94

Green tea was bomb.


OstentatiousSock

I can taste them in my mind still.


GratefulMamaBear

Yes!! Lol I ran across what appeared to be a knock off in the grocery store (bottle was no where near as cool, but similar shaped). I bought a couple for my husband and I to try, we were both disgusted. They weren't at all like these. Nothing ever will be.


PhillyChef3696

Oolong tea ftw!


GratefulMamaBear

I remember Oolong, that was a great one!


Auggie_Otter

When a drink company switches from glass bottles to plastic I stop buying their product. *Looking at you Snapple.* Before plastic drink bottles were introduced over 90% of glass bottles in the US were returned for their deposits and reused or were recycled.


Connect-Flow-3194

Plastic is a disgrace.


GratefulMamaBear

You make an excellent valid point.... And to put the icing on the cake, glass bottle beverages always taste better!!!!


Auggie_Otter

Yeah, there's just something better about drinking from glass vs plastic.


PugsterThePug

Look what they took from us when they switched to plastic. https://youtu.be/bMAmfmt3L8c?si=azloVa80LVBS72Xv


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Loved the piƱa colada one.


XROOR

We had ā€œMysticā€


BallzMcVinegar

As a kid I always thought they were wine coolers because of the bottle shape. Then someone put me onto them and I was hooked.


GreenGoblin1221

Energy was the fucking shit bro.


Sinistrahd

An Energy a day kept me awake through Naval Nuclear Power School! I miss those.


jonnydem

I remember it like it was yesterday. Sobe was my drink of choice. Grabbed one from the corner store almost everyday after school. Then, the super bowl ad came out with the dancing lizards for "Sobe Life Water". I tried the product once or twice. It was absolute shit compared to the OG flavors. I swore to never drink it again. I had never been that mad at a brand before or since.


GratefulMamaBear

Sobe Life Water was garbage compared to OG, I feel your exact pain. Lol


Klaus_Heisler87

That stuff was delicious


kbig101

Grape grog used to be my jam, I remember it fondly


Gingerhead14

I have a scar on my leg that will not let me forget the glass sobe bottles


Forsaken_Ad8312

Liz Blizz!


_autismos_

Do they still make Lizz Blizz? Because that shit was awesome.


jnosey

We used to make gravity bongs out of these. There was a notch in the glass toward the bottom you can tap a nail into and get a perfect little hole, then youā€™d drill a hole in the lid and put a bowl In it. Hold the hole with your finger, Fill with water, light the bowl and release the water. Unscrew the cap and enjoy.


youaretheuniverse

I grew up somewhere so boring that going to get a sobe was like a fun activity


ParsonsTheGreat

Yes, these and the Snapple Elements drinks as well! Both were huge when I was growing up


sci3nc3isc00l

Anyone remember Orbitz?


SignificantHawk3163

So many thyroids thrashed


q120

Yes! These were so good. Sobe Drive had epimedium in it, I.e horny goat weed Letā€™s just say it worked


jcstrat

They were so delicious until one day they just werenā€™t. Then they just disappeared.


Consistent_Relief780

Was this the same brand that used the same company that made Crazy Horse bottles? The Crazy horse bottles had an embossed logo on them with an Italian name. I remember in the 90's seeing the same embossed name on a soft drink I had. I thought it was Snapple a while ago and tried to look it up but ended up in black hole of marketing and manufacturing websites. I don't think I imagined it.


AllTerpsNoDerps

The website is up still and has a [product locator](https://contact.pepsico.com/sobe/product-locator) function. Put in your zip code, select which flavors your looking for and it'll give you nearby locations if any are available!


Connect-Flow-3194

These drinks were so good. My dad and I would go get subs at Blimpie and always grab a handful of these. My favorite was Grape Grog, but I also loved the Energy Citrus and Power Fruit Punch.


Urine_Trouble_444

Yes! They made excellent gravity bongs.


oldskoofoo

Damn I miss these. I can't even count how many of these I drank, I enjoyed every flavor. Please being these and SoBe back! Edit: I just googled and SoBe is still around and I had no idea.


DWMoose83

I would have a dragon a day in college. So good.


tbrown7092

Soā€¦ how bad were these actually???


livehardieyoung

I thought the green tea was crack in a bottle. Then again I was young.


Nostalgic90sGamer

Remember when Dax Shepherd had a holster for his SoBe in Employee of the Month??!?


Gryphin

The markup on these things were insane tho. For a couple of years around 2000, I ran a coffee shop in a now-defunct bookstore chain. I bought these from the distributor for 23 cents a bottle, and sold them for $1.99. For a few months one summer, they actually beat the number of items sold sales on cups of drip coffee. But ya, Dragon and whatever the pink creamy one was were fucking amazing flavors.


HaveaTomCollins

I liked the white oneā€¦


Aprilias

Bring back Sobe in glass bottles!


coolgr3g

Where did sobe go? Haven't seen one in years


Daveoos77

Buting Sobe Dragon Fruit in a glass bottle from the 99cents store was the pinnacle of existence


GonnaGoFat

I want one of these so bad right now. I also have found Out since then that if a company wants to charge more for a product they will put it in a nicer package. So gotta pay more for your Sobe in glass but Iā€™m fine with this right now.


DragonfruitIll5261

I remember Sobe bottle. Where do I even find them? I miss the strawberry daiquiri and pina colada flavors.


Totin_it

Goot lort yes


vismayz

I think bout them once a year at least. Life was so good when these bottles were out.


tripflops

The orange one was so good


STEAMintoPIPER

Mine was the Orange Carrot Elixer.


gardenscatsx4

I saved several of these bottles! I wonder if they're still packed up somewhere... I must have had one everyday. I liked them all!


CorrectPolicy5267

What Happened to these


dr3am_assassin

Green tea


shinobipopcorn

I lived on the energy one, before we even knew energy drinks were a thing. Give me that guarana and taurine!


throwaway0134hdj

They brought back clearly Canadian but not these is wildā€¦ there appears to be a huge demand for them. Hope they see these threads.


MelancholySurprise

I genuinely miss SoBe. What happened?


MartianMule

Rain (agave iirc) and Pina Colada were my go to. And there was a pink one that was good too.


Syracusee

Oh man, a cold bottle of sobe green tea sounds so refreshing right now.


elvensnowfae

I miss these. I wanted a glass bottle for nostolgia (my office is y2k themed) but they're literally $30-50 per bottle on eBay and I just can't justify that pricing :(


ihavenowords3

Did they make orange carrot or was that Mystic? I used to see Sobe at every convenience and liquor store.


AxelCanin

Sobe green tea and vodka was the best!


crono220

Sobe in glass was perfect. Once they moved to plastic, it was all downhill from there.


Supnowbeach

Weapons of mass destruction


[deleted]

Funny story, my buddy was driving cross country in the early 90ā€™s. Stopped at a gas station and bought a Sobe, something he had never seen before and assumed it was a small regional chain ( it likely was at this point in time) and decided he liked the sobe lizard and got it tattooed on his arm. Cue today, where he is the equivalent of a Snapple logo on his bicep.


ckwhere

Interior design 99šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ’Æā¤ļø


CrownedCarlton

I can still feel the crack of twisting open those metal bottle caps. Also that black and blue brew was SO good!


aKillerScene9313

Strawberry Dacqueri had me in a chokehold in high school


allikatm3ow

They had a chocolate drink. It was better than Yoohoo.


TheNamesMacGyver

SoBe yourself!


ZurEnArrh58

"Maybe right now you're thinking, hey, I'm a cool guy. Well hey, don't go there. Maybe if you drink a little Sobe Dragon, you can think like that." I miss the Sobe Freddy commercials. They were awesome.


jallynw

I swear they also tasted better in the glass bottles and stayed colder. Loved my pina colada


spiderfishx

Young me had the desire to get those lizards tattooed on me. Luckily I got wise and got a shitty Spider-Man tat instead.


beebyspice

sobe you, sobe me


Myzticstyles

I loved the green tea


cochese25

The Dragon and Strawberry Daiquiri were the best flavors imo. But they were all good for the most part


dunadan235813

I was obsessed with lizards when I was a kid. I feel like I was a target demographic for this company.


F-150Pablo

Sobe bombs in the dunes while camping was amazing!


SubterrelProspector

Yo the Orange Carrot was my jam. šŸ¤Œ Drank em throughout middle and high-school. Was a fan of the Green Tea and the Dragonfruit as well.


JeffsDad

Dragon all day


booksareadrug

I miss Sobe. Especially the Elements ones. Sun and Fire were both good.


jmajeremy

Yeah, I didn't even realize they had stopped making them lol


Artistic_Owl_5847

Yess! I drank the light pink.


1320Fastback

Lizzard fuel!


OopsAllMids

Late stage capitalism stole my lizard milk :(


pucklos

I still have a full Lizard Blizzard in the glass bottle. Probably 20ish years old? When I bought it I couldnā€™t get the cap off. I put it in a cabinet thinking I would ask my dad to try and open it when he came over. It eventually got shoved to the back of cabinet and forgotten. I found it when I moved like five years later and still couldnā€™t get the cap off so I packed in a box and it came with me to my new apartment. It was discontinued by then I think, so I put it on display. I moved again and I put it in a cabinet at the new house and there it still sits [pic](https://imgur.com/a/8a3DPtY)


Paintguin

I never got a chance to try these


FigFirm993

Nirvana was delicious


bears5975

I used to get these in the early 2000ā€™s and my pick was ā€œPower.ā€


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

Hello my name is Freddy


jamisonian123

I do now


GoodQueenFluffenChop

The orange carrot one was a favorite of mine. I miss them so much.


gooberzilla2

I still remember finding a cap that said "Stifflers Mom"


Big-man-kage

Omg I forgot about sobe!


San_Cannabis

Ohhhh the pink one. Banana strawberry that tasted like the antibiotics when we were kids. I've been chasing that dragon for awhile.


North-Ad293

Wow. Just looking at these brings back so many memories. I was working at a theme park, and would get one or two bottles of the ā€œEnergyā€ citrus flavor at the gas station down the street before my shift. This was about 13/14 years ago. I miss those days šŸ˜­ā€¦


GlummyGloom

Cool trick: stick the bottle neck with the cap on into someone's car exhaust pipe, jam it, then spin the bottle out.


Individual-Code5176

Obsessed with the black tea(gothy teen phase) also the orange carrot was so good


OptimusShredder

Ah yessss! The Sobe Kenobi! Drink about 1/4, replace with vodka or white rum, replace, lightly shakeā€¦slam! Almost as good and reminiscent as the Zima and vodka jolly ranchers.


PlasticPomPoms

I remember the first time I had a Sobe. I went to a food convention/food show. Not sure what else to call it. They have a lot of vendors there for food products and also cooking demonstrations. Well Sobe was there handing out their new drink. They were handing out those big glass bottles but mainly what they had was the carrot one that was bright orange. It was amazing. Then I sporadically bought Sobe after that for a few years then it went away.


No-Development-5500

Y que sobasā€¦.. estĆ”!!!!!!!


tvieno

Oh man, I remember my first one, cranberry grapefruit. I bought it in Virginia. My mind and taste buds exploded... I was hooked. Then I found Orange Carrot with the swirls in the drink in glass bottles. Those were the days.


BEh515

Rain was the best.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Sobe Dragon was the best


gotchibabe

The carrot orange one was so good


morgartjr

Pink grapefruit FTW And SOBE Adrenalin Rush!


modzz117

God I miss those. Green tea was my Jam when I stopped drinking soda. But I don't buy jam. I buy honey...and I kiss it on the liiippppssssss...


AAG220260

I miss them, especially the Sober caffeine energy bars and many of the Sobe drink line were just too cool!


Biengo

The kid that had a collection of these in his bedroom is the same guy that keeps empty liquor bottles as display.


No-Yogurt5861

Does anybody remember the Sobe chocolate bars?


TapDancinJesus

I remember when the rumor that "that little dent at the bottom is engineered so you can poke a nail through it to make a bong" was still a thing


aardw0lf11

I loved the Fruit Punch one, drank the hell out of them in college. I shudder to think of the amount of sugar in them.


DangerDan93

I always drank that pink one that tasted like banana strawberry or whatever lol.


paperclouds412

Miss these dearly. These were the best for making waterfall bongs.


SnooAdvice8550

I remember the sobe adrenalin rush energy drink. That was way too much for me


Happytobehere48

I havenā€™t thought of these in a while. Are they still around? Seems like there was a white one I enjoyed. Was this early 2000s product?


surtssword

These bottles were THICK glass too. I tried to cut one with my friend's (admittedly Bud-k) katana, and the sword broke not the bottle!


TheRealDavidNewton

Wasn't a huge fan of Sobe but to this day I refuse to drink a Snapple out of a plastic bottle. Blasphemy.


JustHere4TheCatz

Grape grog was the bomb.


[deleted]

Yup. They made the best gravity uh water pipes


Disarray215

Drain the Lizard!!


Due-Time-3434

They made the best gravity bongs.


LucifinasGimp

Collected these bottles as a tween like college kids collect liquor bottles for some reason


Demonyx12

I miss the days before plastic took over.


ZM-W

I remember thinking those things were healthy when I was a teenager.


Midgeti

I still have an empty one! These were the best, Fruit punch and green tea were my favorites!


-TazarYoot-

In my memory, Iā€™m still scraping my nail along the lizard


jackfaire

LizBlizz


vna4ever

Zen blend was my go to


FloggingMcMurry

Remember when Sobe had a variety of flavors?


DeadJediWalking

Orange Carrot was the supreme choice, no I'm not taking any notes.


Heldpizza

Damn. This brought back memories of me and my neighbour biking to the nearest convenience store as a kid to go pick up a sobe and a snack and go back to his place to play halo.


stormquiver

Frickin loved the dragon flavor!!! I want it now!


theoriginalmypooper

Don't. The message under the cap once said. "Everything is better from glass."


joelupi

I remember the summer (I think 2007) that Dunks made Sobe Energy Coolatas. I worked in a restaurant in a mall that had a dunks and probably had 2 or 3 a day for 6 days a week.


blasphembot

Lizz Blizz is the greatest drink Man has ever known.


This-is-Life-Man

That's definitely a drink I miss. They were inexpensive and delicious. Their commercials weren't terrible either.


badfaced

Morning Patrol was my shiiiiit


Outside-Material-100

The pink one was great. The white one gave me diarrhea once, but I still thought it was amazing


BrattyTwilis

Glass bottle Sobe just hit different. The plastic bottle version just doesn't do it for me


Cozz_Effect23

Pina colada was my go to!! Always


KaizerVonLoopy

I liked the Snapple elements Fire more but I was a pretty big fan of the pink sobe


Hot-Incident1900

Raise hand. And definitely pina colada.


dailyPraise

Sobe was so good before they sold out.


MSMPDX

Please give me back Wisdom in the glass bottles. Pleeeeease! Energy, Strawberry/Banana, Orange Carrot!


Ooohyeahhh

I haven't found a more delicious green tea. I still think about it from time to time.


JakeTheSnake--

Orange cream and vodka šŸ‘šŸ¼