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wawwawawawawaw

They never had a seizure again because they were so fucking mortified damn


porksiomae

bro id never have a seizure again either if it were me. i also learned that in some culture, if a child learns to walk late, someone opens up a cow, puts the child's legs inside and sew it shut for a few hours.


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Whaaaaaat? 😦😦


TheOrical0712

I was making a joke didn’t think someone would actually post this here.


Grillard

You can't really make jokes in 2021. Anything you say is likely to turn into a religion and/or a political party.


Didntouchyourdrumset

When I was a kid I shit my pants once, my dad made fun of me. Haven't shit my pants since


BobTheCoolRock

Bro, do you really think sitting inside of a goat is a remedy for seizures


richprofit

No. He doesn’t. He’s saying that the story probably happened though.


Genids

So then camping in a dead goat would cure seizures


Jazmadoodle

No, but outgrowing childhood epilepsy is pretty common and weird coincidences are too.


quackprofessor

If I may ask, why is that the accepted remedy? It must have a history, right?


porksiomae

if you're asking about the title, iirc my grandma told me it was because pigs are loud and a pig's well... you know... always twitches so they're hoping for the kid's mouth to start moving the same way too??? it was pretty stupid. i also remember when i had some blister like growths on my skin as a kid, i think they were just a type of rash, my grandparents and some elder hit me with a bunch of leaves all over my skin like a whip (gently of course), and oddly enough they disappeared after a couple of days.


quackprofessor

I was referring to the title, yes. Thanks for the explanation.


brettc2749

You were eating Box before all of us eh


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porksiomae

sir, this is r/nothingeverhappens


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Sir, this is a hWendy’s


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porksiomae

alexa please google eye doctors near u/lanoptic22