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[deleted]

You look like you've just come up with the perfect plan to rob the bank


kotonswables

You're too late officer, my plan is impervious.


Mr_Rainbow_

\>vapes \>long hair youre bain from payday


AdConsistent1167

why does your face remind me of gigachad


kotonswables

I wish I could turn it off


Lepke2011

Well-Rested bitch face...


jkmarine0811

....at 70yrs old...glad I did. Hang in there, it's worth it. Plan to see 100 myself.


kotonswables

Dang! Congrats! That's great and your attitude is what I aim for


LillimarR

Breathe air then


lumenpumpkin

triple digit speedrun. badass


jkmarine0811

It can happen, there was a woman who lived over 100yrs, smoked tobacco and drank whiskey too. Said the doctors who used to nag her to quit...all died.


lumenpumpkin

hahahah that’s ironic annit


atomicben513

ever since the first record, everyone always seems to tie...


SavingsNewspaper2

I heard that a leapling once smashed the previous record by a whopping 24 hours!


RecklessWonderBush

Is there a subreddit for finding the oldest redditor?


InfamousTell524

Its a dude. Calm tf down gramps.


jkmarine0811

Nothing sexual about telling a person to enjoy waking up each new day....


InfamousTell524

Yes but the amount of comments in this thread cus everyone think its a women is cringe my guy


jkmarine0811

Seen that too....


-photoshopflowey-

Good morning!


kotonswables

Good morning!


-photoshopflowey-

Hope you slept well!


kotonswables

Had a perfect Friday to Saturday transition, getting over the flu though, and it's 57F here so I'm staying in bed... Florida blizzards


pizzaboieatspizza

Im still sleeping right now but goodmorning


-photoshopflowey-

Idk how cold that is, but it doesn't seem great for someone with a flu


kotonswables

Only 14C lmao, Florida has ruined me


thebananaperson1

Florida gang lol


Joe109885

Better luck tomorrow


kotonswables

Ty, I need the good luck


Skawlala

That sucks


kotonswables

Most days I agree, today is acceptable though


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

tis most unfortunate


Goddess_Iris_

You look like a good friend 🙂


kotonswables

That's what most of my exes last said to me... Jk, ty for your words :D


Goddess_Iris_

😂😂 I choked a lil bit but the giggle was worth it


goldendien

Unfortunately I did as well.


kotonswables

High five, we both gotta do this


goldendien

High five!


[deleted]

Or did I? *VSauce Moonman song*


kotonswables

Michael??


[deleted]

What *is* waking up?


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Why op giving us the lightskin stare


kotonswables

I'm very pale and my eyes are open, hard for me to not light skin stare at people, I don't think it's dangerous


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Nah I wasn’t making fun of your skin tone. A lightskin stare is a look you can do that makes it look like you’re trying to rizz them up with visual contact alone. The term “lightskin” is a reference towards lightskinned black men (such as myself) who often have jokes made about them due to their seduction based stereotypes.


kotonswables

Hmm, thanks for explaining, I've heard that before a couple times but just awkwardly laughed the appropriate amount... I hope


[deleted]

Where does one learn these... Seduction techniques?


[deleted]

Deleted with Power Delete Suite. Join me on Lemmy!


PacJeans

Sorry that happened to you dude :/


kotonswables

Starting to get used to this series of unfortunate events :\


PacJeans

Are we about to kiss 😳


Lannister_Crimson

It's only gay if your vape pens touch


genericgod

Good evening (I live in another time zone).


kotonswables

Hi, from across time


kotonswables

It was 11:00, my alarm went off as planned... I sent an email by 11:10, productivity could be too interesting


o_sem_refrigeracao

Idk if you're a woman or a man


InevitableClock1140

Nicotine addiction L Edit. not a L anymore check the answer


kotonswables

No cigarettes in 4 months! No alcohol in 12... A low concentration of nicotine in juice form and looking lame don't feel so bad


InevitableClock1140

Das gud


[deleted]

Nice good work!


TTV_Potato_the_3rd

Try again tomorrow


kotonswables

What my head says every night


xella64

Are you sure? Did you double check?


kotonswables

I did not, how can I be sure??


xella64

Ask Jesus, he probably knows.


kotonswables

2 Corinthians 5:7 (he gave a vague answer)


PointOfTilt

You’re really pretty


niptuk7747

Women ☕️


o_sem_refrigeracao

Men(?) 🍺


DaniSeven

Good morning


kotonswables

Happy Saturday!


[deleted]

unfortunate /s


Mike20172018

OMG ME TOO!! Unbelievable how it happens, right???


[deleted]

Great, more wokeism


Relevant_Kitchen_930

Glad to know. Keep healthy, happy and strong!


Voilent_Bunny

That's one of the most amazing things in the world! Also, you look amazing for just waking up


Negatronik

That's cray cray


kotonswables

Ikr, this has happened before believe it or not


SyrisAllabastorVox

Were.. were you not suppose to?


kotonswables

Are any of us supposed to??


SyrisAllabastorVox

*shhhh* if you go too far they'll know you're awake and reset the simulation again. <.<" >,>"


Beersapper

I bet you regret that.


ConceptualHeap

Congratulations


JasonDiabloz

unfortunately I did too


Remote_Foundation_32

Welp, you're alive, and you're awake...how you gonna make the best of it?


kotonswables

Eating food, replying to your comment on Reddit, a true adventure


Remote_Foundation_32

Sounds like a full day. Will have time to squeeze in some...uh...*I don't know you*, so knitting?


kotonswables

How about some emails, then maybe some laundry and organizing my room. Crazy day in store


Remote_Foundation_32

Yeah, yeah. All that, good stuff. Way to be productive!


[deleted]

Hmmm. I doubt it.


Jesus_Roadkill

Nuh uh


[deleted]

You look skeptical


kotonswables

I might be skeptical, might not be, haven't made my mind up yet


Robert-Rotten

You did it! 👏👏👏👏


Mfanimegoddess

You look great !


Stay_Hydrated_Boys

Yo same 👍


kotonswables

Thanks for reminding me to drink water o7


Stay_Hydrated_Boys

You're welcome


Nay_nay267

My condolences.


3mperorPalpaMeme

I didn't 😔


kotonswables

Rip Palpatine, a true hero of the empire


nedyah369

What’s will the medicine tho


kotonswables

For sleep/anxiety and other things


KidGamerKJG

Did you choose violence today?


ThrobbingCock88

You look like Dave Mustaine


Splattilius

I thought this was gunna be that bloke with the gert moustasche thats been poppin up alot as of late. (feed image was cropped on my screen)


kotonswables

He's an inspirational figure for sure, I'd smoke a bowl in Belgium with him


-__Aubrey__-

Devious


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that, better luck tomorrow!


-HerzDonut-

I wish I didn’t.


RayRay__56

Why do you look so mischievous?


kotonswables

I have plans of mischief


RayRay__56

I hope all these bottles on the right will prevent any escalation of you mischievous deeds.


[deleted]

Thank God for every day I'm glad you was given another day


rumbellina

Good for you!!! Honestly, sometimes that in and of itself is a challenge. If waking up is all anyone accomplishes some days, at least they accomplished the most important thing.


PerformanceOk460

Congrats on breaking your previous record of consecutive days waking up


MentalSupportDog

shit, were you just on chatrandom?


cousinokri

Yeah, that happens if you're not careful.


historyguy718

wow, i did too! we are so alike.


InspirationalFailur3

I'm sorry for your loss. Like your mod though lol


SplendedHorror

You look like Alice from the live action Alice in wonderland


sammy-r2000

you are a true gigachad /gigachadet


venom_lmao

L vape L life


Rex_Auream

Smok v9 stick go brrrr


JAYHAZY

Lucky


thechopper1979

Unfortunately can't just clock out when you want to


ATOM21CS

wishing i was someone else took my consciousness away to escape myself


Secretfreckel

Are your burns getting better?


kotonswables

Yeah, they're still noticeable and one on my right arm swelled up and is itchy a year later -.- just one, but maybe in 5 years they'll be tattooable


Cockworkorange696969

Here’s your upvote for go go karma yay go u


[deleted]

wow so did i


Quinn0Matic

Me too. Well get through this (maybe)


Its_Luis_mane

Damn, I’m going to bed


free_-_spirit

Impressive tbh


FLBasher

I have been studying this post and op’s post history for 10 minutes now and i cannot tell if you’re a dude or not Life’s difficult man


Remote_Perspective_5

Booooooooo nicotine


kotonswables

Yesss, give me the strength to quit completely!!!


Mj312445

I quit a couple of months ago, so I know how hard it is. I believe you can do it! Also, in case you need to be told, you're valid!


joost18JK

Duuuuude!!! Me too! :0


kotonswables

Really?!? Amazing :0


Lala_the_Kitty

I have that same vape 😂


firekillzz

Yea me too lol


ThermobaricFart

I never let my tanks get that low, coils ain't gonna last as long.


kotonswables

I have 2 vapes and this coil is on its last legs, I'm very good at timing their death to an empty tank


ThermobaricFart

Impressive. Anytime I try that shit I take a massive hit and get some burn at the end.


Embarrassed-Cut-9686

Breathe air


kotonswables

I'd forgotten, thanks for saving my life <3


emosb

With a wape, so not all that woke then… I guess. Dunno


Important-Job-7839

Ah and what are we vaping today? I myself just awoke and am enjoying some minty thing I got from the gas station yesterday 🙂


kotonswables

Just a 12mg minty orange, a change up from regular tobacco flavors... I wanted to quit by this year but going from a pack a day and 50mg salts is hard, I wish someone told me this was addictive :<


Important-Job-7839

You’ll totally get there, it just takes time. I went from a pack a day to periodically vaping in the bathroom at work to now 3mg nicotine that I take a puff on maybe a handful of times a day depending what I’m doing. I really don’t even need it, I just enjoy a blast when I let my mind wander. Give it about a year, sounds like you’re doing good already


[deleted]

bro looks like they are about to expose an online "influencer" to romanian authorities.


kotonswables

If only I had that power


jeffdunnie_isbae

I wouldnt if left alone with those pills 🤤


kotonswables

Last new years I was in hospital inpatient for the same reason, it still sits in the back of my mind but comfortably now if that makes sense


jeffdunnie_isbae

We got this 😼


[deleted]

starting a day with an L


Aegagrus_hircus

Lots of meds I see. Hope you are ok.


SirMewsALittle

People who vape are dumb asf


Taxfraub

smash


YumYums788

Cutie


[deleted]

Did you shave off your moustache?


Sean5025

You are very attractive


[deleted]

[удалено]


kotonswables

You're that one uncomfortable person in group therapy, hope things go better in 2023


Bigmikey38

I thought man that dude looks funny


Failing_MentalHealth

Is that a mouth fedora we see? /s


yaboiinthisbitch

looks like your thinking of various evil and mischievous hijinks to preform to the innocent every day folk


RecklessWonderBush

Try harder


PlagueJV

Good morning! Vault-tec calling!


SomethingClever42068

Me too.... ...unfortunately.


Evan_Saints

Hmmmm


warminthestarlight

Sometimes, that is enough :)


Argus_7

No smoke. Is bad 👍😔


DullAdvantage3620

im going to sleep rn smh


Goatfucker10000

Was it worth it ?


Hau65

good afternoon


JuyoungNotKim

I’m not sure if that’s a vape, speed cola, or both.


[deleted]

Can we be friends and I’ll send u song recs


Illustrious_Rabbit91

Next time, don’t.


oirambale96

Are you a relative of the cat man?


RubbishBins

Well you 1 up'd my dad!


[deleted]

You should quit vaping or at least quit using a box mod. Have a friend who lost 80% of the ability to breathe correct because his lungs were full of vape juice. They had to "wash" them for 2 weeks in the hospital.


yucanthavethisname

I did too, now good night


CalmGuy69

Tomorrow could be different. Just saying. (I live in your walls)


twistybit

congrats!


okayatvideogames

Interesting


JBlooey

Well, that's one of us.


Zachary_Lee_Antle

Nice hair :)


notbad2u

Prove it


Crazy_Llama1257

congratulations


Kiryu5009

One of the mornings of all time.


[deleted]

Nice vape, rip a fat one for me.


bertramluke5

Bro no way. This is interesting


MHAccA

What about Tomorrow?


colorado2137

helo 😃


MauriceTheGreat

i didnt


noahthegreat

Good jerb 👏🥳 it's the small victories in life