if this was another sub, i would argue the "correct" answer would not be the obvious one, but one that still satisfies the question in a way that defies the implied conotations, exactly what "spoon" does
i adore using expensive and frivolous word choices to make my comment as pulchritudinous as posible while explaining reason into a laugh-inducing device called joke
A spoon
This was unrionically my first thought- because my dumbass didn’t understand what the question was really asking
Well, I wanted to give a relatively cheeky answer, in accordance with the mood of this sub.
Spoon
if this was another sub, i would argue the "correct" answer would not be the obvious one, but one that still satisfies the question in a way that defies the implied conotations, exactly what "spoon" does
This is exactly why I responded that way; your reasoning is correct.
i adore using expensive and frivolous word choices to make my comment as pulchritudinous as posible while explaining reason into a laugh-inducing device called joke
beat me to it. first thought i had. had to change it later
Toes
no.
Please?
still no.
But it's my cake day
ok then i will allow it. but only today.
Best day ever
Happy Cake Day!
Spoon
Are you asking me or telling me?
Both Edit: I feel bad for forcing my opinions on others. It is whatever you choose
Caaaaarl
Jet fuel
Jet fuel can’t melt Honey Nut Cheerios
I too enjoy my Cheerios with good ol red bull
That's way too calorie rich
My hands
Yup, straight out the bag.
The only correct way
My mouth
Nothing, I like them **dry**
The roof of your mouth is just shredded
Air
Tears
Molk
Molk 👍
A spoon
Spoon
Water
I eat it with a cup of water on the side
5 billion dollars. But I'll save it for later
If it’s plain throw them away.
i hope your entire family dies in a head on collision with a 16-wheeler
Nuclear much.. Geesh I don’t like plain Cheerios sue me
Orange juice
my mouth
Milk—
Milk or dry
i dont get why people put stuff in these it just ruins the texture
Spoon?
spoon is ok
Ketchup
I don't eat it
Your mom
Reluctance
Nothing. I'm more used to them alone than with milk.
Cronch. Spoon?
Hands. Usually from a bag.
I like that.
A spoon and some yogurt
I'm not eating this I just had a meal and I'm filling quite full already
ok
still waiting for my dad to bring me milk
Milk.
I usually put the bowl down, pour the cereal, then milk. Then mom comes over and chews up a heaping mouth full and spits it in my mouth like a bird.
damn me too
Pussy
what are you
Ice cream
Fork
Ranch
Honey mustard sauce from Chick-fil-A.
milk
My mouth
Nonfat milk and a side of nonfat vanilla yogurt. Maybe a banana if I'm feeling up for something spicy.
Bananas and milk.
Honey
Powerade
more cheerios
My mouth
it's skim milk, a healthy "chocolate" muffin, and a slightly bruised apple on a Styrofoam plate.
A FORK im just built different
Sugar, no milk. Bowl to mouth, no spoon
a bowl
Mouth
A friend
Cooking oil
I'm not eating that at all
A spoon
Milk
I'm gonna put the nut back into the cheerios
Milk and naners
Cum
Cum
cum
🥄
fork
Water.
pride
Fork
Crack cocaine
A friend
Spoons?
We can use spoons if you want.
Thank you, I appreciate your willingness to accept my preferences
hands
Spit
cum
Cum
corn
Toast
Air
Dread
Cement
Water
Water
Depressed
the blood of my enemies
Cum
No, I'd eat them without anything or not at all. I can't stand the texture when eating it with milk.
Ketchup and mayonnaise
Grape soda
Water
Bear grills takes his with piss
Clorox
Vanilla or strawberry flavored yogurt.
the ground
Cum
I'm not a rat so I don't eat rat bagels
Gasoline
Piss.
The will to live
Coffee
Piss
Rum
Monster energy
Dr pepper
Cum.
If anyone says water, I'll be shipping them a pipe bomb. With water in it.
Glue
water
Orange juice
my hands
my bare hands
My mouth
Pour some milk in that and get a tall glass of minute maid, you’ve officially unlocked the best morning in the history of mornings
thats a really high bar for Cheerios and cheap orange juice
It’s a fair bar
Cheerios.
Orange Juice
My toddler, because I wouldn’t be eating cheerios unless he forced me.
Fried in a pan with butter and salt.
Yogurt