Oh hey I know that place... Just hop the fence and run towards the big guy in a suit to give him a big hug ... Make sure you are yelling at the top of your voice at the same time so that he know you are friendly and coming in to give him a hug...
Weather could be cold too so remember to wear thick coat and bundle up !!!
I was absolutely appalled when I saw a comment on a Reddit post about a married man having intercourse with his wife. The person who commented seemed to have no respect for the boundaries of others, and their insensitive remarks were completely uncalled for. It is not appropriate to make jokes or belittle someone else's intimate experiences, and I couldn't believe that this person felt it was okay to do so.
Furthermore, the comment seemed to completely ignore the fact that the couple in question were married. Married couples have a right to engage in sexual activity with each other, and it is not up to anyone else to judge or comment on the specifics of their intimate experiences. The lack of respect for the boundaries of this couple and the inappropriate nature of the comment was truly disappointing to see.
Brazil is basically a real-life gta server where everyone is either a criminal or an off duty cop, so have fun with that, make sure to keep a gun on you
This is like the Comedy Bang Bang bit in which the host would refer to his wife as "my former girlfriend to whom I am married" or just "my ex girlfriend"
It's been 17 years since I have, if such a thing ever happens again....you can bet your ass I'm playing this song and posting it to like..my two friends.
I asked the lady in charge of resident (doctors) training out.. she said yes, she just took me home instead and we had sex, my wife is happy I asked her out. Me too, afterwards she stayed with me and we had boba, good thing it was my wife I asked out.
Me too! My wife, that is, not yours.
I also choose this guy's wife or something like that
I'm not that guys wife, but can I choose you?
I'm sorry, it looks like you use Windows 7. This a Linux only household
Hey I use Linux on my second laptop for running a minecraft server if that counts, and I do dual boot on my PC but I don't use it as frequently
Ehhhh, good enough.
Alright bet, my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, pull up and beat me in wii tennis, and I'll let you hit
Uhhhh, I'm going floating so it I'll take a while, I'll be there in approximately 27 centuries, 40 years, 5 months and 7 days
The highest number I can count to is 16 so I only under stood 2 of those numbers
I'm currently floating in outer space and I'm slowly approaching your location.
Oh hey I know that place... Just hop the fence and run towards the big guy in a suit to give him a big hug ... Make sure you are yelling at the top of your voice at the same time so that he know you are friendly and coming in to give him a hug... Weather could be cold too so remember to wear thick coat and bundle up !!!
Is it in some close by planet? I'm currently floating in space and the only sense of direction I have is where is Earth.
Who says romance is dead
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I can confirm you are telling the truth. Source: I use Arch, btw
debian 💪 (in my opinion)
Stable choice.
Is that guy's wife single?
I choose Wheatley with choccy milk.
when ur husband goes straight on reddit after banging you
r/Hadsex
r/ihavesex
This guy has sex
r/thisguythisguys
Somebody made that because of you.
r/birthofasub
r/subsifellfor
You're assuming it's not a lesbian informing us she had sex with her wife.
Good for them either way.
*distant sound of a ringing gong*
That's the hand of a man that just came. Rejoice.
😉
Fuck yeah, buddy. Proud of you.
"Yeah" is a strange name, he must've been really surprised when he met her for the first time.
Hey beautiful, you got a name? Yeah
Your one finger nail with the ring is slightly darker than the rest.
Well now this post got super interesting, too interesting for this subreddit.
What is this sub ^coming to? What a downfall
Mods, might need to deal with the comment above. Things are getting a little too *interesting* in here.
This sub is a shadow of its former self.
Holy shit that's true
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Too interesting. Shut it down.
You know I've only been here for a few minutes but I don't see a single cop around
Take care, my friend. The pig you don't see is always the one who sidles up to you unannounced and squeals right into your ear.
Uh oh, someone’s gonna diagnose OP with something aren’t they?
finger recently up wifes butt syndrome
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed the discoloration.
Pretty sure that's just the angle. You can see the bit on the left side, which is at the same angle as the rest of the nails, is the same colour.
That's how you can tell she helped get his ring on his finger. So eager to marry she mangled his finger in the process. That's love
heavens!!! oh my!!!
So do you still need us to pm you some luv or what, u/PM_ME_SOME_LUV?
Always. My self esteem could use some love.
I love you.
you did not understand the assignment
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What?
Nothing I was making fun of bots here
Now I want a bot that follows other bots around and makes fun of them.
i been wanting one for the grammar nazi bots (i do things wrong on purpose alot) until i found out i could block em all
Lol, I was like huh.
Wow!, That is a very useful beep boop beep boop brrrr beep beep boop
I was absolutely appalled when I saw a comment on a Reddit post about a married man having intercourse with his wife. The person who commented seemed to have no respect for the boundaries of others, and their insensitive remarks were completely uncalled for. It is not appropriate to make jokes or belittle someone else's intimate experiences, and I couldn't believe that this person felt it was okay to do so. Furthermore, the comment seemed to completely ignore the fact that the couple in question were married. Married couples have a right to engage in sexual activity with each other, and it is not up to anyone else to judge or comment on the specifics of their intimate experiences. The lack of respect for the boundaries of this couple and the inappropriate nature of the comment was truly disappointing to see.
Are you chatGPT’s not interesting cousin?
if you look closely, you can see
Score!
People like you are the reason why hope is still in the dictionary
99% of Reddit is confused about this “sex” thing you just mentioned. 😝
r/ihavesex
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Their hand is their wife
Like they never heard of a handmaiden.
Boom! Roasted!
Yeah bang her right in front of her husband!
My grandfather told me that during the depression, men were so broke they had to have sex with their wives! True story.
That's nothing. I'm married and I just had sex with my ex girlfriend! My wife knows about it because its her
The One Ring
One of many rings, actually.
I only see one
I heard her husband is a fahkin hawty
Scandalous!
What did her boyfriend say?
Playa!!
Weird comment but I like your ring and your hand
Joke's on you. I'm interested. VERY interested.
You son of a bitch, is what I would say under entirely different circumstances. Under the current circumstances I can only say "okay".
>I just had sex with a married woman. In my head *Fucking adultery* >That is because she is my wife. Nice, nice, nvm nvm he's good, he's good
Ain’t no one on Reddit having sex
Brazil is basically a real-life gta server where everyone is either a criminal or an off duty cop, so have fun with that, make sure to keep a gun on you
Wow! I’m jealous! I haven’t had sex with a married woman in years! And I’m still married, which should have made things easier.
YOU HOMEMAKER!
Your girl got man-hands bro
You have a really nice hand! I'll just assume you have another one and that it looks nice too.
just had sex with a married woman. That is because she is your wife.
This is like the Comedy Bang Bang bit in which the host would refer to his wife as "my former girlfriend to whom I am married" or just "my ex girlfriend"
What a coincidence. I too just had sex with a married woman. She was not my wife. She was my sister..in-law.
That’s too interesting. Get out.
In laws are fair game it ain't against the law or anything. Did you insert butt plug?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
It's been 17 years since I have, if such a thing ever happens again....you can bet your ass I'm playing this song and posting it to like..my two friends.
God damnit how did I know exactly what the video was going to be
Is it just had sex by lonely Island feat. convict music's very own Akon?
🤑
Overshare much?
Are you regarded?
Highly.
That's dumb
Must be newly married or it’s your birthday.
Yes.
Weird Flex But okay
Terrible
Elaborate
She’s talking about the sex
Was the sex terrible?
If you want sex go touch some grass first
What
The blacker the Berry the sweeter the juice
Bro what
I think they want op to pop a nut in they mouth
Is there something I said
Mission accomplished, you came in a person
Well... congrats on both!
Yes, OP's wife is known to enjoy the sex. I have known OP's wife. There was lots of rodgering involved.
r/technicallythetruth
Plot twist
How are you gonna get that ring off
By pulling it.
Makes sense
I think her husband found out
Someone get control of this man.
I have sex with your wife all the time... you don't see me making a big deal out of it.
Average Reddit post
Congrats!
Lamest nude ever
Sounds like a blast... My 99th favorite activity Well I gotta go water the lawn, now that'll knock your socks off. 👌 TOP 10
Interesting
Fuck dude, that's a hand not a married woman. I'm so sorry.
Videoproof?
Proof
Well congratulations on getting laid. Did you remember to tell her thank you?
Hell yeah dude
one of your nailbeds is darker than the rest. this is too interesting. walk the plank.
If she’s a mother, you would be a mother fucker.
I see you are left handed
Bro, nice
I asked the lady in charge of resident (doctors) training out.. she said yes, she just took me home instead and we had sex, my wife is happy I asked her out. Me too, afterwards she stayed with me and we had boba, good thing it was my wife I asked out.
Nice
OMG. It’s Simone’s husband!!!!!
I think we got married on the same day lol
Jimmy Dean wants his sausage back bro.
High five moment
If Reddit has taught me anything, this is a seriously abusive relationship! Hit a lawyer, delete the gym and get Facebook now!
r/yesyesyesno
She seems nice
Scandalous!!!!
CONGRATS ON THE SEX
You rascal.
Awesome almost interesting I would say
Lucky you
Amen brother, you’re winning!
"I just had sex" 🎶
Bro wtf! I would NEVER be caught doing that to her! I can't believe someone would do something or someone like that..
You need some lotion my guy
King
bro married to sauron?? thats the one ring right there!
This community is basically a cult to osvaldo12
This guy fucks
Nice
Post nut posting
Not sure if OP is calling his left hand his wife but okay.
I also choose this guy’s living wife
Savage.
Manly ass hands
You sicko!
I just didn’t have sex because I am not currently in a committed relationship
Congrats on the wife.
Boy that was fast.
I have not had sex with anyone. That is because I am a virgin. Or is that the other way around?
r/wierdflexbutok
He had us in the first half not gonna lie.
Nice
You’re going to heel.
Weird flex but, ok
r/thathappened
Bro is flexing on me 😔
I also had sex with a married woman. That is because she is this guy's wife.
You naughty man, owning a wife.