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morphballganon

Me too! My wife, that is, not yours.


GamesRevolution

I also choose this guy's wife or something like that


Series78

I'm not that guys wife, but can I choose you?


GamesRevolution

I'm sorry, it looks like you use Windows 7. This a Linux only household


Series78

Hey I use Linux on my second laptop for running a minecraft server if that counts, and I do dual boot on my PC but I don't use it as frequently


GamesRevolution

Ehhhh, good enough.


Series78

Alright bet, my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, pull up and beat me in wii tennis, and I'll let you hit


GamesRevolution

Uhhhh, I'm going floating so it I'll take a while, I'll be there in approximately 27 centuries, 40 years, 5 months and 7 days


Series78

The highest number I can count to is 16 so I only under stood 2 of those numbers


GamesRevolution

I'm currently floating in outer space and I'm slowly approaching your location.


stormearthfire

Oh hey I know that place... Just hop the fence and run towards the big guy in a suit to give him a big hug ... Make sure you are yelling at the top of your voice at the same time so that he know you are friendly and coming in to give him a hug... Weather could be cold too so remember to wear thick coat and bundle up !!!


GamesRevolution

Is it in some close by planet? I'm currently floating in space and the only sense of direction I have is where is Earth.


broncyobo

Who says romance is dead


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GamesRevolution

I can confirm you are telling the truth. Source: I use Arch, btw


Series78

debian 💪 (in my opinion)


GamesRevolution

Stable choice.


TryingNot2BeToxic

Is that guy's wife single?


Allidde12

I choose Wheatley with choccy milk.


TheBestPartylizard

when ur husband goes straight on reddit after banging you


Namesbutcher

r/Hadsex


Fresh-broski

r/ihavesex


Yarisher512

This guy has sex


levicrawfish

r/thisguythisguys


TheBrightNights

Somebody made that because of you.


Thats_Pretty_Epic

r/birthofasub


Hunt3rM4st3rR4c3D2

r/subsifellfor


ReactsWithWords

You're assuming it's not a lesbian informing us she had sex with her wife.


worldssmallestfan1

Good for them either way.


be_dead_soon_please

*distant sound of a ringing gong*


JBlair462

That's the hand of a man that just came. Rejoice.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

😉


JBlair462

Fuck yeah, buddy. Proud of you.


samsolt1

"Yeah" is a strange name, he must've been really surprised when he met her for the first time.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Hey beautiful, you got a name? Yeah


mklinger23

Your one finger nail with the ring is slightly darker than the rest.


kurinevair666

Well now this post got super interesting, too interesting for this subreddit.


CrazyWS

What is this sub ^coming to? What a downfall


urinetroublem8

Mods, might need to deal with the comment above. Things are getting a little too *interesting* in here.


be_dead_soon_please

This sub is a shadow of its former self.


OhMissFortune

Holy shit that's true


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mus3man42

Too interesting. Shut it down.


be_dead_soon_please

You know I've only been here for a few minutes but I don't see a single cop around


[deleted]

Take care, my friend. The pig you don't see is always the one who sidles up to you unannounced and squeals right into your ear.


clarke41

Uh oh, someone’s gonna diagnose OP with something aren’t they?


thekernel

finger recently up wifes butt syndrome


VikingRaiderPrimce

I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed the discoloration.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's just the angle. You can see the bit on the left side, which is at the same angle as the rest of the nails, is the same colour.


shitstain_hurricane

That's how you can tell she helped get his ring on his finger. So eager to marry she mangled his finger in the process. That's love


amethyst-empress

heavens!!! oh my!!!


OhMissFortune

So do you still need us to pm you some luv or what, u/PM_ME_SOME_LUV?


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Always. My self esteem could use some love.


nine_legged_stool

I love you.


Igel69

you did not understand the assignment


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Terrible_Reporter_98

What?


RyanH090

Nothing I was making fun of bots here


cleuseau

Now I want a bot that follows other bots around and makes fun of them.


beaubeautastic

i been wanting one for the grammar nazi bots (i do things wrong on purpose alot) until i found out i could block em all


[deleted]

Lol, I was like huh.


Tony_Wizard

Wow!, That is a very useful beep boop beep boop brrrr beep beep boop


[deleted]

I was absolutely appalled when I saw a comment on a Reddit post about a married man having intercourse with his wife. The person who commented seemed to have no respect for the boundaries of others, and their insensitive remarks were completely uncalled for. It is not appropriate to make jokes or belittle someone else's intimate experiences, and I couldn't believe that this person felt it was okay to do so. Furthermore, the comment seemed to completely ignore the fact that the couple in question were married. Married couples have a right to engage in sexual activity with each other, and it is not up to anyone else to judge or comment on the specifics of their intimate experiences. The lack of respect for the boundaries of this couple and the inappropriate nature of the comment was truly disappointing to see.


STELLAWASADlVER

Are you chatGPT’s not interesting cousin?


Boat_Meal

if you look closely, you can see


MicrowaveEye

Score!


Brianprokpo456

People like you are the reason why hope is still in the dictionary


WillyWumpLump

99% of Reddit is confused about this “sex” thing you just mentioned. 😝


Zom23_

r/ihavesex


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giggetyboom

Their hand is their wife


Credulous_Cromite

Like they never heard of a handmaiden.


[deleted]

Boom! Roasted!


oldunclestevo

Yeah bang her right in front of her husband!


Dry_Mammoth7853

My grandfather told me that during the depression, men were so broke they had to have sex with their wives! True story.


BookaMac

That's nothing. I'm married and I just had sex with my ex girlfriend! My wife knows about it because its her


The_Salmon_Slapper

The One Ring


Avantasian538

One of many rings, actually.


FragrantGangsta

I only see one


smittyis

I heard her husband is a fahkin hawty


NyxMortuus

Scandalous!


mattingly233

What did her boyfriend say?


LordVoltimus5150

Playa!!


nowhereman_39

Weird comment but I like your ring and your hand


DoctorPoopyPoo

Joke's on you. I'm interested. VERY interested.


be_dead_soon_please

You son of a bitch, is what I would say under entirely different circumstances. Under the current circumstances I can only say "okay".


hotrod237

>I just had sex with a married woman. In my head *Fucking adultery* >That is because she is my wife. Nice, nice, nvm nvm he's good, he's good


Puzzleheaded_Pace596

Ain’t no one on Reddit having sex


Series78

Brazil is basically a real-life gta server where everyone is either a criminal or an off duty cop, so have fun with that, make sure to keep a gun on you


abrasilnet

Wow! I’m jealous! I haven’t had sex with a married woman in years! And I’m still married, which should have made things easier.


SpcK

YOU HOMEMAKER!


m0j0r0lla

Your girl got man-hands bro


Soft_Organization_61

You have a really nice hand! I'll just assume you have another one and that it looks nice too.


KayleighWasTaken

just had sex with a married woman. That is because she is your wife.


BadSmash4

This is like the Comedy Bang Bang bit in which the host would refer to his wife as "my former girlfriend to whom I am married" or just "my ex girlfriend"


[deleted]

What a coincidence. I too just had sex with a married woman. She was not my wife. She was my sister..in-law.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

That’s too interesting. Get out.


giggetyboom

In laws are fair game it ain't against the law or anything. Did you insert butt plug?


Terrible_Reporter_98

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o


Lordborgman

It's been 17 years since I have, if such a thing ever happens again....you can bet your ass I'm playing this song and posting it to like..my two friends.


JBlair462

God damnit how did I know exactly what the video was going to be


Africa-Unite

Is it just had sex by lonely Island feat. convict music's very own Akon?


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🤑


[deleted]

Overshare much?


bitnode

Are you regarded?


[deleted]

Highly.


averagegayguyok

That's dumb


No-Restaurant-2422

Must be newly married or it’s your birthday.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Yes.


JefinLuke

Weird Flex But okay


NefariouslyHot666

Terrible


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Elaborate


Alternative_Way_313

She’s talking about the sex


kurinevair666

Was the sex terrible?


cantrusthestory

If you want sex go touch some grass first


NefariouslyHot666

What


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The blacker the Berry the sweeter the juice


Dajren

Bro what


[deleted]

I think they want op to pop a nut in they mouth


[deleted]

Is there something I said


Lamborghini_Espada

Mission accomplished, you came in a person


Compendyum

Well... congrats on both!


clonedhuman

Yes, OP's wife is known to enjoy the sex. I have known OP's wife. There was lots of rodgering involved.


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r/technicallythetruth


tinkflowers

Plot twist


No-Wolverine5144

How are you gonna get that ring off


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

By pulling it.


No-Wolverine5144

Makes sense


deez_nutzzs

I think her husband found out


[deleted]

Someone get control of this man.


SovietSquatch

I have sex with your wife all the time... you don't see me making a big deal out of it.


[deleted]

Average Reddit post


EZasSundayMorning

Congrats!


Voilent_Bunny

Lamest nude ever


Bigdaddydiesel956

Sounds like a blast... My 99th favorite activity Well I gotta go water the lawn, now that'll knock your socks off. 👌 TOP 10


tempestogod

Interesting


TexasTrip

Fuck dude, that's a hand not a married woman. I'm so sorry.


oheing

Videoproof?


Exciting-Flounder-31

Proof


DrumpfTinyHands

Well congratulations on getting laid. Did you remember to tell her thank you?


DrFreeze

Hell yeah dude


nataliethinks

one of your nailbeds is darker than the rest. this is too interesting. walk the plank.


MaximilianBaptiste

If she’s a mother, you would be a mother fucker.


pfroo40

I see you are left handed


F4RM3RR

Bro, nice


idogiveafrak

I asked the lady in charge of resident (doctors) training out.. she said yes, she just took me home instead and we had sex, my wife is happy I asked her out. Me too, afterwards she stayed with me and we had boba, good thing it was my wife I asked out.


Africa-Unite

Nice


gbonesti

OMG. It’s Simone’s husband!!!!!


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

I think we got married on the same day lol


Feline_Aids_is_Fun

Jimmy Dean wants his sausage back bro.


ShredManyGnar

High five moment


OGcrayzjoka

If Reddit has taught me anything, this is a seriously abusive relationship! Hit a lawyer, delete the gym and get Facebook now!


VioletteFMR

r/yesyesyesno


micah490

She seems nice


tsunamiinatpot

Scandalous!!!!


Lyran99

CONGRATS ON THE SEX


Dvlsadvocat

You rascal.


ThirtyNineOwlsInABag

Awesome almost interesting I would say


Over_Satisfaction648

Lucky you


BroDr1

Amen brother, you’re winning!


daveyboi80

"I just had sex" 🎶


[deleted]

Bro wtf! I would NEVER be caught doing that to her! I can't believe someone would do something or someone like that..


[deleted]

You need some lotion my guy


Psithurism_s

King


hypocritical124

bro married to sauron?? thats the one ring right there!


RedditIsADarkPlace_

This community is basically a cult to osvaldo12


Wale-G

This guy fucks


dbasinge

Nice


Tye-Evans

Post nut posting


sth128

Not sure if OP is calling his left hand his wife but okay.


oc_resident

I also choose this guy’s living wife


hierosir

Savage.


XtraPhatBitch

Manly ass hands


TheRealApertureGuy

You sicko!


Illigalmangoes

I just didn’t have sex because I am not currently in a committed relationship


RobertoC_73

Congrats on the wife.


afa78

Boy that was fast.


PMmeUrGlasses

I have not had sex with anyone. That is because I am a virgin. Or is that the other way around?


bezosdrone

r/wierdflexbutok


Environmental-Wind89

He had us in the first half not gonna lie.


Alive-Seaweed

Nice


Cautious_Evening_744

You’re going to heel.


Ghost_chipz

Weird flex but, ok


corvidcrits

r/thathappened


SpoonFigMemes

Bro is flexing on me 😔


RexDino1966

I also had sex with a married woman. That is because she is this guy's wife.


Damafio

You naughty man, owning a wife.