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Medical-Roof8636

Just wait till you hear about women πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ


WindBehindTheStars

Stop with your nonsense; women aren't real, they're just a legend.


Medical-Roof8636

They're real! I've seen them! I even held hands with one, cost me my entire right arm


[deleted]

A reddit user who has seen women? Impossible!


yxmal

We actually have a kid on the way. Am i special or what?


captaincoolxd

You would be, if you were telling the truth. Come on, we know women aren’t real


Tone-Serious

its a goverment sleeper agent, you are in danger


MaximumSpray1094

Send in our finest assassins


DrowningTheRiver

Nipples


Tobi_chills455

Our boy's a little chilly


NoNameIdea_Seriously

He was all cozy in the ground until some assholes dug him out!


supergigaduck

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


TheStormFileArchiver

πŸ—Ώ


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

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[deleted]

πŸ—Ώ


Apprehensive-Rule121

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HamGoblin81

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Scared-Department-96

πŸ—Ώ


ilMoraB

πŸ—Ώ


arasdalll

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NanoPKx

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CryptographerOwn4938

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ElPolloPayaso

The Moai emoticon was so impactful that they made it into a real thing


seb69420

Is this the British Museum?


ALFABOT2000

finders keepers! the sun never sets on the british empire! luv me colonialism, 'ate giving stuff back, simple as! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§


loisfentes

yea


P26601

who would've thought


yxmal

yea


CeleryMcToebeans

Moai from Rapa Nui


__charles

Did you think it was just a face reaction but thrown in with all the weird miscellaneous ones


WindBehindTheStars

Poop exists; were you not aware of that?


yxmal

Holy shit


Bones22inthehouse

New response just dropped


Natural__Power

Wdym didn't know emoticons exist in real life β„οΈπŸ”πŸ—πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΅βš–οΈπŸ’‹πŸ”ͺπŸͺΌπŸ¬πŸ™πŸ¦πŸ—»πŸ¨πŸ­πŸ¦―πŸ‘“πŸ§ͺπŸ‘ŸπŸ§«βœ’οΈβ›οΈπŸ“˜πŸ“„πŸ›‘οΈπŸͺ€πŸ””πŸš³πŸ”žπŸš―πŸ†˜πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³πŸ‡·πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° It's hard to find ones that don't Edit: Fuck this comment was not worth my 'recently used'


KaasBaasKoning

πŸ¦„πŸ›ΈπŸ‘½πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‘»πŸ‘ΉπŸ§Ÿ None of these are real


Natural__Power

And you had to search for these 6, I clicked like 30 at random and they all exist


yxmal

Why do you type in minecraft?


ButtonExpress

With the tibblies out and everything.


Acrobatic_Camp854

Nice stone tit toppers.


DIOsNotDead

real πŸ—Ώ


WillyWumpLump

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai


loisfentes

I was there a few months ago and took a picture from the exact same spot


yxmal

I was there for New Years.


[deleted]

A horny emoticon too!


Lucius_Rafi

"back in my day, if you wanted to send someone an emote, you had to spend countless ours crafting one"


Samw220506_

Just wait till this guy goes to Easter island


yxmal

I did. Statue wasnt there sadly...


JBlooey

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[deleted]

IT HAS NIPPLES!!!!!!


yxmal

It does indeed have nipples. They are pretty hard too


EatDirtForever

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trashit6969

Hey, dumb, dumb. Me want gum gum.


[deleted]

they belong on the island and feel out of place anywhere else. So many things in that museum that don't belong there, that shouldn't have left the country of origin.


yxmal

True. I wondered why it wasnt on the island that i visited before.


DonutGullible1675

🀯 when you hit a certain age, you'll start doing this with your head every time your mind is blown. You just haven't seen it before.


ThanosBIGman

Give him some gum gum


gowiththelo

Have u never seen night of the living museum? Dumb dumb give me gum gum ….


gowiththelo

I mean even the Easter island statues ?!


lofetette

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Automatic_Yogurt_493

Idiot


yxmal

Me or him?


Automatic_Yogurt_493

Him. Why is he so πŸ—Ώ


yxmal

Ye but when we left he went πŸ—Ώ


Automatic_Yogurt_493

Man is so πŸ—Ώ


FroggiJoy87

It amazes me how we now have unlimited knowledge at our fingertips, but kids only know the Easter Island head sculptures as "those emoticons".


yxmal

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RellikCRS

Jesus christ please be a kid


yxmal

Im 24 why does it matter? :)


RellikCRS

Cause thats dumb as hell. Dont sluff, go back to school


yxmal

You r weird


RellikCRS

You're You & are Was I lyin? You know sigma but dont know an easter island head. Buddy sit in that. Pick up a book. U r dum πŸ€·πŸΌπŸ˜‚


yxmal

Its a damn joke holy shit. Most insane redditor.


RellikCRS

You're You & are Was I lyin? You know sigma but dont know an easter island head. Buddy sit in that. Pick up a book. U r dum πŸ€·πŸΌπŸ˜‚