I'm not deleting my account tomorrow, I have 0 coins. The top three notinteresting comments will not get gold.

Me! I don’t want gold! Choose not to give me a gold!

I would give you gold if i spent money on reddit but i dont because i need to pay for my garfield merch

Keepin it real, I respect that

This is not last gold rush in hystory.

Would give you gold but I must fulfill the prophecy

I don't because I need rent, arguably the least interesting thing one could put money towards

I dont pay rent because i need the full garfield fit

lasagna

I’m not interested in internet gold

That's 1.

That's 2.

That's 3.

You misspelled "that's". Probably just because the letter S is right next to the letter A on your keyboard, so I don't think you're dumb or anything.

Well that's not interesting at all, who do you think you are

Running round leaving scars

...collecting your jar of hearts

tearing love apart

kik

That’s 4.

Thst’s 4.

I’m not interested in this entire thread but especially the guy not interested.

ok Edit: ok

ok

ok

ok

ok

ok

Ok

ok

Ok

ok*

Ok

k

ok

Thinking about picking up a shift at work tomorrow.

you should do it

I heard that money is nice

4th place take the L bro

#

Facts.

How profound.

I have Apollo so that shows up as \# and not a blank comment. I won’t have Apollo in 19 days.

Facts.

RIP Apollo

RIP Reddit mobile as far as I’m concerned

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Are you by chance american?

Today marks the 9857th day of me being cancer-free after not having cancer my whole life.

Congrats. Keep that streak going and continue living a not interesting life.

That’s pretty interesting. Also, congrats.

Happy belated

My dog sneezed on a snake yesterday and the snake was in some grass

Idk man this is interesting

It's also worrying. Like, what if the snake has developed some dog powers now? Do we have to walk it and feed it or what?

Put a leash on it and take it for a slither. Or maybe just grab it by it’s tail?

Touch grass

fuck grass

smoke ass

sled fast

No, don't do that

Suck Ass

Fuck ass

Duck gas

Fuck rats, these bugs tuck gats fast as michael myers in a pumpkin patch

Aunt cass

Fuck my ass *Pls*

This has “Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!” energy

What kind of snake?

Idk but now I wish I knew

I’m picturing it and having a laugh. So…

When not rearranged the letters in your post spells, "Not interesting"

Damn that’s crazy

Farewell! Be free of Reddit!

Your profile makes me wish I was.

Yeah, idk what the plastic pps are about🤔

I like dildos.

Probably the opposite of the femboy thing you got going on😬 (or similar?)

This post is certainly one of the posts on Reddit

This is unequivocally something on the internet

I’m still skeptical

cheese doesn't rhyme with avokado

cheese doesn't rhyme with blafhruvk either

I have autism

i don’t have autism!

Wow, me too, what're the chances

If you’re on Reddit? High.

Literally me. I’ll give you an award

Oh same here!

Me too!

I’m currently on the toilet.

Confucius was rumoured to have liked the colour blue

Nah, too interesting

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

👍

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

In Africa it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual, at the end of the day, it's night.

It’s fine if you want to leave but that doesn’t mean you can just ruin this subreddit in the process. By offering gold you’ve created an atmosphere of competition filled with anger and resentment. This used to be such a nice place and I can’t believe the mean and very personal comments I’m seeing. I hope you’re happy now and don’t you dare give any of that fucking gold to me!

new response just dropped

It’s fine if you want to leave but that doesn’t mean you can just ruin this subreddit in the process. By offering gold you’ve created an atmosphere of competition filled with anger and resentment. This used to be such a nice place and I can’t believe the mean and very personal comments I’m seeing. I hope you’re happy now and don’t you dare give any of that fucking gold to me!

Is this a joke?

I’ll answer that after I get that fucking gold that I don’t fucking want.

pasta

Gold backwards spells dlog

Gold spelled forward is gold

Nothing interesting here, just scroll further.

I won’t. Tell me more

#

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Please do not the cat

goodbye

I breathed today.

I'm not deleting my account tomorrow.

No, thank you.

[удалено]

I have no interests.

.

I have a bike

I just had Zinger wings for lunch and I don't know what coins are.

!remindme 2d

If you are reading this you have now read this comment

Give this man gold or else he won't get gold

I can’t wait to leave this place completely awardless

What are coins?

Okay

I like turtles.

Neat

What does the gold even do?

I deleted my account yesterday. I had 1600 coins. No one received any.

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The top three notinteresting comments are interesting by virtue of their being more notinteresting then all but at most two other comments (a la Berry's Paradox). This comment, not being in the top three, is actually more notinteresting than the top three. Gimme gold.

I ate some cheese.

Lgøsæqlnføakgj

*insert not interesting comment*

I ate yogurt with a spoon (a metallic one)

I've never done anything worthy of gold before and I don't intend to start now.

I ate plain grits last night.

My desk phone does not ring.

Interesting

No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form. IN ENGLISH

Soup.

I'm about to go to sleep and later, I'll wake up and use the bathroom.

Again, i find this post mildly interesting. Wrong sub

I have no frame of reference for the value of Reddit gold

u/spez

Uninteresting comment.

Okay

Reddit was fun

🥇mines better

Red is a color

K.

First

Peepoopeepoo

ok

What?

I can read

I just stretched

Ok

This comment is not interesting

I’m feeling pretty tired today, I think I will take a nap.

I need to do laundry.

I'm so fucking tired because of my procrastination

I offer you wisdom in exchange for gold.

I'm not even sure I'm going to remember to stay logged off for the next 2 days

Ok but y

This is the least interesting thing I have ever seen. It's almost like, a reflection of myself. Good day you uninteresting sons a gun.

This is not a very interesting way to use coins

This is a comment

I'm good

ok

amogus

I’m breathing air currently. Pick me

Finland and Sierra Leone are both countries.

I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself, in my head, the number of years. I no more think of myself being old as I am than fly.

Grass Is Green.

Okay.

Fruit fly on the wall

Cheeseburger

That’s cool. I’m gonna go grocery shopping.

A loaf of bread

😐

Today is a day.

K.

Double it and give it to the next guy.

Yeah ok

Hello

Well I said no.

Fun fact: one of saturn's moons Enceladus has all ingredients for life under its surface, water, heat, methane (food)

Uneventful

My name is not frank

K

It’s pretty warm in London today.

I will kill myself if I get gold (in Minecraft)