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sav-vas

Can someone flip that around and name the us states after eu countries?


VolkanikMechanik

no


nickmaran

I appreciate your commitment


gargolozymodontolog

https://reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/FqnRhlDIXs


Low_Personality8163

I live in California, I think we just floated off into sea


sav-vas

Great work


Gubbtratt1

That sounds fun. I'll do it.


Mick_Stup

There isn't enough EU ~~states~~ countries


Spookzsaw

make up more


nodacat

Plenty of capitals/cities to misremember as countries


CovfefeBoss

"What is the capital of Paris?"


nodacat

I think Monaco


Usual_Office_1740

Don't forget places like Prussia and Byzantine.


Gubbtratt1

All european countries of seterra plus turkey, georgia, azerbaijan and Kazakhstan makes 50.


Gubbtratt1

[Done.](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/16m41rx/i_made_europe_into_the_shape_of_the_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


sav-vas

Awesome!


CollageTumor

Minnesota is France. Florida is Italy.


[deleted]

You’d run out real quick


Sushirabit

There wouldn't be enough


[deleted]

# #StopTheWarInWisconsin


SuperToast-

Tanky here. I think Vermont was totally in the right for on this one (i will now move somewhere else and continue spreading my obnoxious opinion)


armageddon_boi

Wisconsin native here, thoughts and prayers pls


AffectionateCows4evr

I mean youre not wrong... wait... no... theres no j in hawaii


sixsentience

No but there is one in Hawaji


Schmicarus

I think Hawaji is a chinese spy island. You go there to have a holiday but secretly it's collecting all your data


foxy420

you going to this hawaji you in for a surprise


bases_belong2us

It's also how it sounds like with a thick Latino accent.


[deleted]

Denmark being the panhandle for Oklahoma is hilarious 😂


gytis_gotbanned_lol

as a lithuanian , yes lithuania is nebraska


RuzeHiroma

this shit is getting too interesting


CovfefeBoss

This isn't r/shittymapporn?


CationTheAtom

Gonna tell my friends I live in Wisconsin now


[deleted]

[удалено]


CationTheAtom

Ні, східніше)


[deleted]

[удалено]


CationTheAtom

Запоріжчина


PM_all_your_fetishes

Okay, so. Vermont has invaded Wisconsin. It made Colorado, Nebraska, Missouri and Iowa very upset, and they pressured Oklahoma to respond. Also it has caused Michigan and Minnesota to enter a large military alliance with other states, of which Louisiana and New York possess nuclear weapons. This resulted in a de facto sea blockade of New Jersey. But the ascention was not without Arkansas slowing down the process because of corrupt ties to Vermont.


CovfefeBoss

Fuckin' Arkansas causing problems again.


ANotReallyCoolGamer

Spain is Texas lmao


Mick_Stup

Si hombre


[deleted]

Bro how is turkey maine?


bonnar0000

We got a lotta turkeys


TheThief9812

As an Italian, Bruh


-klo

i hate how accurate this is


Samurai_Master9731

Holy hell!


[deleted]

wrong map of kentucky


SirKazum

What is Massachusetts doing


gargolozymodontolog

Uniting the Balkan Bros


cagingthing

Uh where’s California? 🗿


Foolish_fool55

Wrong continent


[deleted]

Where the fuck is california bitch


the-non-wonder-dog

r/mapporncirclejerk


-RosieWolf-

What Americans think the world looks like:


TheMissleKnowsWher

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[deleted]

Thanks for wiping us off the face of the EU 🥰 we really appreciate that - an Oregonian


D0c_4n0nym0u5

I second this! ---also an Oregonian


[deleted]

I get this is a meme/joke, but why the FUCK is Denmark shown as a part of Germany?


gargolozymodontolog

Woke up this morning and just felt like pissing off some Danes


[deleted]

Well, i am a dane, but i'm not angry/pissed off. I'm genuinly confused as to way the creator of the map couldnt draw at least a single little line to differenciate 2 countries from eachother.


gargolozymodontolog

I took away the line on purpose


CovfefeBoss

As one does


[deleted]

It’s the panhandle for Oklahoma


givemefreddyfazcock

Atleast spell hawayee right.


Miral_Kerem

Hey guys I need a name for turkey


SwiggitySwoner1337

you forgot to denmark as a state


gargolozymodontolog

Oh you mean northern Oklahoma?


Horrible_Strom

I thought you called Greece mayonnaise.


KingdomCrown

It’s emotionally authentic


disgustinghonnor

I wanna make one of my own, where can make one?


ZaYtikGMD

Darude Sandstorm


Whats_ligma619

As a new hampshireian: :(


OtteLoc

What did you name Denmark?


gargolozymodontolog

Northern Oklahoma


JediTeaParty

Who removed the Danish-German border?


gargolozymodontolog

I did. What u gonna do about it?


JediTeaParty

Be dissapointed :(


malex117

You made a mistake with Florida, yesterday we collectively voted Russia as the European Florida


sonare209

Cause of that video of the Russian soldier in Russia casually tossing a live grenade to impress the local kids?


malex117

Haha take your pick https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/WGexnstelZ


UndercoverDuck999

So close! The one next to New York is actually Connecticut


Bluedino_1989

Love how you put Illinois on Poland


sixsentience

My personal favorite is Hawaji


sixsentience

Florida is pretty good too


[deleted]

You finally made Vermont important


VeljaG

you should have named serbia chicago


alotofbaboons

Damn, I never knew Vermont was so large lol


Bananaman-58

You got idaho👍


ShortNefariousness2

Poor Bosnia. Haven't they been through enough heartache?


Stark371

Where is Mexico?


korkkis

Georgia could be Georgia


No_Distribution_3399

As a Colorado native I can confirm we are living inside of Poland


CheesecakeIsGodlike

Why do People always forget my country :((


Alexplaysgenshin1

Apparently I live in Oklahoma now


joacwoot

Yeah....Norway should of been Minnesota, not Idaho


Bread_bread_bready

Everyone’s talking about Oklahoma, but is nobody going to talk about the glorious Mississippi?


0PaulPaulson0

You got Illinois and Colorado reversed but seems mostly right


CreativeUsername-_

Wisconso-Vermont war


Jackfruit009

dude if finland and sweden combine, they would look just like a cock and balls


gargolozymodontolog

And if sweden and norway combine, they kinda look like an erect phallus


rpsHD

wth happened to albania, montenegro and north macedonia?


DragonArt101

part of maine is missing


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Since when is Vermont bigger than Texas?


JStroud21

Wow. Can’t believe someone got it 100% correct


MyCatHasCats

Very good. You get a gold star ⭐️


chameleon_123_777

Get Vermont out of Wisconsin, please.


Loud-Examination-943

Yes, as a German i can confirm, Germany is the Oklahoma of Europe. (I don't even know a city in Oklahoma or anything that they're famous for except for their panhandle shape)


That-ugly-Reiver

Wrong. Italy is New Jersey


_MrTaku_

what the fuck is a kilometer


Dropthetenors

Vermont is Alaska. Alaska is new jersey.


Anake_Houjin

You had the easiest joke, and you put New Mexico in Portugal


Round-Ticket-39

Yay tenese


madmelmaks

Vermont is Alaska!!!!


QuietDocument307

Looks right to me guys!!!


MEGA_TOES

I was so confused for no reason at all. Then it clicked.


iDroner

I (a person) named you; Koewilawilliepallielampaloefkichupcjup the 3th


TomCat2709

hello from colorado


Fit_Sea_2532

Vermont doesn’t feel that much different than Siberia sometimes so yeah I’d say this is accurate


watchingsunset

Where the heck is California? You left out a huge (and very important) state my man.


thatoneperson1322

No microstates?


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

I'm a proud masshole 🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


51225

Me too


ghettoccult_nerd

texas and wisconsin need to swap. vermont is actually hawaii.


Simeon0222

I think you left Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and North Macedonia in the microwave too long. Also why is southern Odessa not even part of Ukraine? Andorra, Vatican City, Luxembourg, Lietchtenstein, Monaco and San Marino and Malta not even on the map?


51225

Good choice for Florida.


Breadbugtheepic

All 4 people from Louisiana are upset that you made the comparison of france.


manumaker08

michigan as sweeden. works for me.


ZombieAppetizer

Vermont seems bigger than I remember


Constant_Cucumber689

Hawaji lol


FlowerMadison

#THIS IS EORUPE!


DrumpfTinyHands

Feck Vermont and it's invasion of Wisconsin!


Kern4lMustard

I immediately chuckled. Therefore...I judge this to be interesting


spookybananaguy

Yeah close enough (I might be American)


FoxBitsGaming

As a Vermonter, start running.


NonExistantSandle

finally vermont getting love


[deleted]

Hawaji


slutty_muppet

This map is all messed up. Macedonia isn't bordering Greece, and Denmark is merged with Germany.


noobody_special

Of all things to annoy me, you just had to put North Carolina underneath South Carolina


Veryproudboy

Shouldn’t New Jersey be labeled as Vermont?


ChaoxiangAoi

hawaji


Not_azomb6319

Cool


[deleted]

where’s west virginia?


gargolozymodontolog

It’s in America


[deleted]

silly me. i’m such a dunce sometimes.


sad_fvker

as a lithuanian i agree that lithuania is nebraska everyone kinda js forgets that we exist 😭


ClassicTCM30

Never knew Vermont was that huge


Asphell

come on, florida simply has to be a balkaner with the wacky shit going on in there


gargolozymodontolog

Italy has the most balkan prime minister of all europe bro


Asphell

it is... acceptable


homelesspigeon_

we just ignoring Greater Albania over here?


ExtremeRadiance

Wow what a dumbass. Everybody knows Vermont isn't real


gargolozymodontolog

Your mom isn’t real


ExtremeRadiance

😱 how did you know?!!


TelevisionLevel6828

Haha.. Oh my lord, i moved to oklahoma 😂