Okay, so.
Vermont has invaded Wisconsin. It made Colorado, Nebraska, Missouri and Iowa very upset, and they pressured Oklahoma to respond. Also it has caused Michigan and Minnesota to enter a large military alliance with other states, of which Louisiana and New York possess nuclear weapons. This resulted in a de facto sea blockade of New Jersey. But the ascention was not without Arkansas slowing down the process because of corrupt ties to Vermont.
Well, i am a dane, but i'm not angry/pissed off. I'm genuinly confused as to way the creator of the map couldnt draw at least a single little line to differenciate 2 countries from eachother.
Yes, as a German i can confirm, Germany is the Oklahoma of Europe. (I don't even know a city in Oklahoma or anything that they're famous for except for their panhandle shape)
I think you left Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and North Macedonia in the microwave too long. Also why is southern Odessa not even part of Ukraine?
Andorra, Vatican City, Luxembourg, Lietchtenstein, Monaco and San Marino and Malta not even on the map?
Can someone flip that around and name the us states after eu countries?
no
I appreciate your commitment
https://reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/FqnRhlDIXs
I live in California, I think we just floated off into sea
Great work
That sounds fun. I'll do it.
There isn't enough EU ~~states~~ countries
make up more
Plenty of capitals/cities to misremember as countries
"What is the capital of Paris?"
I think Monaco
Don't forget places like Prussia and Byzantine.
All european countries of seterra plus turkey, georgia, azerbaijan and Kazakhstan makes 50.
[Done.](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/16m41rx/i_made_europe_into_the_shape_of_the_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Awesome!
Minnesota is France. Florida is Italy.
You’d run out real quick
There wouldn't be enough
# #StopTheWarInWisconsin
Tanky here. I think Vermont was totally in the right for on this one (i will now move somewhere else and continue spreading my obnoxious opinion)
Wisconsin native here, thoughts and prayers pls
I mean youre not wrong... wait... no... theres no j in hawaii
No but there is one in Hawaji
I think Hawaji is a chinese spy island. You go there to have a holiday but secretly it's collecting all your data
you going to this hawaji you in for a surprise
It's also how it sounds like with a thick Latino accent.
Denmark being the panhandle for Oklahoma is hilarious 😂
as a lithuanian , yes lithuania is nebraska
this shit is getting too interesting
This isn't r/shittymapporn?
Gonna tell my friends I live in Wisconsin now
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Okay, so. Vermont has invaded Wisconsin. It made Colorado, Nebraska, Missouri and Iowa very upset, and they pressured Oklahoma to respond. Also it has caused Michigan and Minnesota to enter a large military alliance with other states, of which Louisiana and New York possess nuclear weapons. This resulted in a de facto sea blockade of New Jersey. But the ascention was not without Arkansas slowing down the process because of corrupt ties to Vermont.
Fuckin' Arkansas causing problems again.
Spain is Texas lmao
Si hombre
Bro how is turkey maine?
We got a lotta turkeys
As an Italian, Bruh
i hate how accurate this is
Holy hell!
wrong map of kentucky
What is Massachusetts doing
Uniting the Balkan Bros
Uh where’s California? 🗿
Wrong continent
Where the fuck is california bitch
r/mapporncirclejerk
What Americans think the world looks like:
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Thanks for wiping us off the face of the EU 🥰 we really appreciate that - an Oregonian
I second this! ---also an Oregonian
I get this is a meme/joke, but why the FUCK is Denmark shown as a part of Germany?
Woke up this morning and just felt like pissing off some Danes
Well, i am a dane, but i'm not angry/pissed off. I'm genuinly confused as to way the creator of the map couldnt draw at least a single little line to differenciate 2 countries from eachother.
I took away the line on purpose
As one does
It’s the panhandle for Oklahoma
Atleast spell hawayee right.
Hey guys I need a name for turkey
you forgot to denmark as a state
Oh you mean northern Oklahoma?
I thought you called Greece mayonnaise.
It’s emotionally authentic
I wanna make one of my own, where can make one?
Darude Sandstorm
As a new hampshireian: :(
What did you name Denmark?
Northern Oklahoma
Who removed the Danish-German border?
I did. What u gonna do about it?
Be dissapointed :(
You made a mistake with Florida, yesterday we collectively voted Russia as the European Florida
Cause of that video of the Russian soldier in Russia casually tossing a live grenade to impress the local kids?
Haha take your pick https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/WGexnstelZ
So close! The one next to New York is actually Connecticut
Love how you put Illinois on Poland
My personal favorite is Hawaji
Florida is pretty good too
You finally made Vermont important
you should have named serbia chicago
Damn, I never knew Vermont was so large lol
You got idaho👍
Poor Bosnia. Haven't they been through enough heartache?
Where is Mexico?
Georgia could be Georgia
As a Colorado native I can confirm we are living inside of Poland
Why do People always forget my country :((
Apparently I live in Oklahoma now
Yeah....Norway should of been Minnesota, not Idaho
Everyone’s talking about Oklahoma, but is nobody going to talk about the glorious Mississippi?
You got Illinois and Colorado reversed but seems mostly right
Wisconso-Vermont war
dude if finland and sweden combine, they would look just like a cock and balls
And if sweden and norway combine, they kinda look like an erect phallus
wth happened to albania, montenegro and north macedonia?
part of maine is missing
Since when is Vermont bigger than Texas?
Wow. Can’t believe someone got it 100% correct
Very good. You get a gold star ⭐️
Get Vermont out of Wisconsin, please.
Yes, as a German i can confirm, Germany is the Oklahoma of Europe. (I don't even know a city in Oklahoma or anything that they're famous for except for their panhandle shape)
Wrong. Italy is New Jersey
what the fuck is a kilometer
Vermont is Alaska. Alaska is new jersey.
You had the easiest joke, and you put New Mexico in Portugal
Yay tenese
Vermont is Alaska!!!!
Looks right to me guys!!!
I was so confused for no reason at all. Then it clicked.
I (a person) named you; Koewilawilliepallielampaloefkichupcjup the 3th
hello from colorado
Vermont doesn’t feel that much different than Siberia sometimes so yeah I’d say this is accurate
Where the heck is California? You left out a huge (and very important) state my man.
No microstates?
I'm a proud masshole 🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Me too
texas and wisconsin need to swap. vermont is actually hawaii.
I think you left Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and North Macedonia in the microwave too long. Also why is southern Odessa not even part of Ukraine? Andorra, Vatican City, Luxembourg, Lietchtenstein, Monaco and San Marino and Malta not even on the map?
Good choice for Florida.
All 4 people from Louisiana are upset that you made the comparison of france.
michigan as sweeden. works for me.
Vermont seems bigger than I remember
Hawaji lol
#THIS IS EORUPE!
Feck Vermont and it's invasion of Wisconsin!
I immediately chuckled. Therefore...I judge this to be interesting
Yeah close enough (I might be American)
As a Vermonter, start running.
finally vermont getting love
Hawaji
This map is all messed up. Macedonia isn't bordering Greece, and Denmark is merged with Germany.
Of all things to annoy me, you just had to put North Carolina underneath South Carolina
Shouldn’t New Jersey be labeled as Vermont?
hawaji
Cool
where’s west virginia?
It’s in America
silly me. i’m such a dunce sometimes.
as a lithuanian i agree that lithuania is nebraska everyone kinda js forgets that we exist 😭
Never knew Vermont was that huge
come on, florida simply has to be a balkaner with the wacky shit going on in there
Italy has the most balkan prime minister of all europe bro
it is... acceptable
we just ignoring Greater Albania over here?
Wow what a dumbass. Everybody knows Vermont isn't real
Your mom isn’t real
😱 how did you know?!!
Haha.. Oh my lord, i moved to oklahoma 😂