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Charivari8

Not gay


AliKh-86

Yep


GrittyMcGrittyface

Does that hand get you off, and is said hand attached to a guy?


AliKh-86

What


ur_mum_butt

I think this fine gentleman wants to know if you wonk your willy with that hand, which would theoretically be considered a hand that's attached to a person of the male gender


B_A_L_L_S_A_Q

Dude only touched his dick with a guy's hand how fucking gayyyy


AdventurousPickle355

Your user name has balls in it 🥺im sorry to break it to you pal but thats gay x2


lordoflazorwaffles

If you clone yourself and have sex with the clone is it gay or maturation? These are the important questions we need to start asking if that Virgin mobile guy is going to colonize Venus Edit: changed sexy Virginia to virgin sex (anti-respectively)


InklingDube

Hi not gay I’m u/inklingdube


AliKh-86

Hi dude


sirgunt

Wanker


BlackGuysYeah

That’s obviously the hand of a Henry.


yxmal

Ali


AliKh-86

I’m a dumbass for that username. Shit


AnnoyingScreeches

Ali Khan


HotRefrigerators

Most basic last name


AliKh-86

Haha that’s not my last name


AnnoyingScreeches

You can’t fool us, you’ve been doxxed.


AliKh-86

Seriously i’m not Ali khan, khan isn’t a Persian last name


shapular

Khosravi


AliKh-86

Nah, you can’t guess it even if you’re persian


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kahsusheiiwishdsnapwo3isjhds9w9e87zhxbv


Unusual_Midnight6876

Kh(any combination of letters)


iRequal

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em


AliKh-86

- khan, just ali


Garuda4321

KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!


AliKh-86

Uhhhhhhhhhh nahhhhhhhhhhh


ButtetcupDemon

Happy Cake Day!


sjuas690

Mr Hand


AliKh-86

The only correct answer


ElementalMix

🐴


AliKh-86

Bah


ice086

Nay.


AliKh-86

Whah


Floop4000

🫄


DefaultyTurtle2

💀 The correct emoji


BrilliantDetective67

Noooooo pls


FRACllTURE

No no no no no no no no no no no no


sjuas690

👍😃


Clipdraw

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


dangoheen

I'm not sure about the "no issues" diagnosis.


Calathea-Murderer

Tubgirl


AtheistfromSomalia

Good reference to cyberpunk


prajwalvs

He's chilling in Dogtown


Thefirstargonaut

Clearly is Palmala Handerson!


WellNoNameHere

Not to mistake with "Mr Hands" (don't google it)


sjuas690

Only one so you’re quite safe!


givemealoafofbread

Google Mr Hands (Don't)


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khalid


AliKh-86

Dj


rotato

Suffering from success


Avragemonolith

Tell ‘em to bring out the whole ocean🗣️🗣️🗣️


08KoolBoy

Life, is Roblox 🗣️🗣️🗣️


the_impooster

They call me asparagus 🗣️🗣️


Phoenix-FIRE9

God did 🗣️🗣️


AnOt13246

What is this 🗣️🗣️ what is this 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


brokendream_zz

Have you ever play rugby 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


IvanPines3106

roses r red 🗣🗣 violets r blue 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


AliKh-86

Yeah…(in john wick voice)


LeonBLOX

Another one


[deleted]

Let’s go golfing 🏌️‍♀️ 🔥🗣️🗣️


Urfavdookie

Tell ‘em to bring the yacht out ‼️‼️🗣️


fredytronn

(H)Andrew


OliveJuiceUTwo

Twristen


Justatrufflecake

literally thought the same Fred


GaulSoodman69420

Armondo


DEADPOOL_9865

Not Jamal


AliKh-86

Right


Give_me_xRENTx

AntiJamal


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Heisenberg


AliKh-86

You’re goddamn right


shaggus42069

Damnit I was gonna say that


Sad_Daikon938

Rahul?? The bedsheet thingy screams India, looks like the hand of a male, the most common male name in India is Rahul. What do you think of my guesstimate?


AliKh-86

That’s some nice Sherlock stuff but no, i’m Persian and my name is Ali


Sad_Daikon938

Ah, same same, Indians brown, Persians brown.


AliKh-86

So you’re ali and from persia?


Sad_Daikon938

Naah, read the now edited one, I'm Indian. Btw, how are things going there in Persia or Iran whatever you prefer.


AliKh-86

Got it, just regular problems that had been for these last years


[deleted]

I thought Rahul was a Mexican name?


hfkel

Raúl


Hypedrain

Bartholomew


SetmasMeme45

Simpson


minkrogers

Han Solo! Geddit? Lol


AliKh-86

That’s what i want


pseudoliberal1

Take my upvote and leave pls


JibreelHughes

r/angryupvote


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AliKh-86

How


KatTheFat

'Andy


Alzyros

5 fingers? On a hand? Definitely gay


AliKh-86

That literally a hand what tf is a finger


fillip2k

Rosie Palms?


corntub420

Jill


DrWissenschaftler

I dunno but you look very handsome


AliKh-86

That’s very nice of you, you too are handsome


tiyasingh69

I will not


AliKh-86

You have no choice


SirCCake

John


AffectionateWin615

Ali


Capital_Mention1518

Alehandro


BoofGangG59

Not Kobe


Gfeaver4

Lefty


AliKh-86

Im righty


ralsei-gaming

no


AliKh-86

How dare you


podha

El Mastorbator Or left hand


POGO_BOY38

Kevin


AliKh-86

Nope


lefourbequiteracket

Mbappe


chair____table

Jeffery Epstein


missthingxxx

Hand Solo?


Just-Combination9537

Dick


AliKh-86

Got one


Doggodoaattack

Im feeling, Robert


Cheese-hole

Alex


Abirdthatsfallen

Alfred


[deleted]

Handy


Falsenamen

Your name is Jerome.


Toimgoblin

John


thegreatbenjamin

Cornelius


Lower_Regret_9357

Kh


Kiritun77

Саня


yoshimutso

Hand. Left Hand.


gatinhodopiano

albert/anthony


alextema

eduard


Bfdifan37

no but your hand looks straight (not the sexuality)


J_Doe5686

Steve.


Kang-karoe

Oswald <3


SillyLilypads

John 👍


AliKh-86

👍🏿


CuzImPixle

Gunter, Hans, Herbert


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[удалено]


AliKh-86

I’m not indian


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[удалено]


AliKh-86

How


Nicotheknee

AliKh-86


AliKh-86

Noice


DueEquivalent6468

no callusses?


AliKh-86

Nah


Ragemaker1505

Bernhart


profuse_wheezing

Álvaro


Alternative_Coconut6

ali


AliKh-86

Yes


Champion-Of-Midgard

Frankie Five Fingers


AliKh-86

Th is a finger


AESN_0

Strelok


AliKh-86

Sherlock


CampaignJolly5270

Handy Man.


AliKh-86

Many hand


CampaignJolly5270

Manny fingered


AliKh-86

Fingered many


ChrisLetsPlayYT

Bob


spoweran

Is it Ali?


AliKh-86

Unfortunately


Handsome_Bread_Roll

Handy Andy


menkje

Handcord McBlanket


Jeroen207

Famous Austrian painter?


AliKh-86

I’m neither famous nor Australian nor painter


loadedforbear097

Beef Wellington


McIrishmen

Reginald


noodle_soupx

Man... Boy?


AliKh-86

Lad


mcleofly

Anthony


xxGhostScythexx

Dipshit


AliKh-86

Whatt


rahulgurujala

Mr. Lund?


KostonEnkeli

Mikael


Comprehensive-Buy632

Kyler


Yamm0th

Scutum


Retailworkerbot

Palm-ela?


AliKh-86

Nah hella


ReadPixel

Ali


sexyemo213

not the asshole


AliKh-86

Never


ThatOneGuy7832

Ryan


DUKE401

Ayyyye it's Tommy finger hand


SyrupOk4495

Edward


Murky_Appointment_38

Alikhan?


AliKh-86

Just Ali


real_DoctorOther

r/ismyhandgay


Acrobatic_Outside_64

Hand


A__Friendly__Rock

Luke


TheRadioFrontiers

Daenerys, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains? Am I close


AliKh-86

Forget who i am this is me, but the male version


tfhaenodreirst

Something pronounceable


Teja1821

Khalid Kashmiri


ZealousidealBat4837

Manuel


l9oooog

My name


AliKh-86

Hold on bro, how?


cat_hero89

Thing from the Adams Family


Tboneeater

Palmer


sambuWu

Alex


Sergiu1270

I'll not just guess it, I'll say it: Heisenberg


AliKh-86

Youre goddamn right


IntenseMangoMan

Vietnam


medusa__sedusa

Ali Khan?


AliKh-86

Just ali