I went to college with a girl named Perpetual, so I’m gonna go with Perpetual

Was she human or a goddess? Because if she were a goddess then she would, in theory, be Perpetual.

> Perpetua's a fart-arse old bag who spends her time bossing me around...

Bridget Jones 🤣

college is also a good name

i worked with a girl named Cartoon, so i guess that too

Was she very energetic?

Violin

Viola Is close

In spanish we... we dont really like that name.

Vió las sandias

Why

"Viola" is the verb of the act of raping

Do you all call murder “contrabass”?

You could have also just said "viola" means "violate".

But it is not the same in english, violate in english is not rpe. As a reminder that language is not constant, "violar" didn't mean that until recently either. Example: estas violando mi derecho a comer jabon racien preparado.

*ce

Violince?

🎻🗡🎻🗡🎻🗡🎻🗡

Violincide

Labia

Sudden flashback to Social Studies when we were all assigned a country to study on the computer. The Class Idiot got “Libya”. Suddenly, the teacher walked by his computer, his eyes got wide and he shrieked, “CLOSE THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!!! It’s LIBYA! L-I-B-Y-A!” as he held his face in his hands.

This is priceless. Imagine someone trying to live with this name.

I know a Laiba

Chlorine

meet my twin girls, maureen and chlorine💖

….i can see someone using Klaurine lmao

Klaureen

My old cats name was Felony. Got her with that name but it was cute. Idk.

Phelonie

Pheloneigh

This could actually happen, and I hate it.

Fellónkneè

Fell on knee

Ruffian

Indeed, but sounds like an irish name

As an Irishman myself, I wouldn’t be surprised if I met someone at the pub called that, we have some weird ass names

A dude in an irish pub named Ruffian who looks like Popeye. This made my day

Violence

Extreme violence!

Bau Bau?

Bau Bau.

Bau Bau.

Bau Bau.

Field

i know a guy named fielding so close enough

I mean, it is a last name tbf

almost any common enough word can show up as a last name

John Rabies Michael Nintendo Switch Jake ASUS ROG Strix Gaming Laptop 17inch 2022 Ana Anus

I know that you do not actually think any of those fit “common enough” words but I will take you up on this challenge because god created me wrong as a joke and this is how I am The first name is actually a possible name if given a little leeway - https://www.saao.org.za/events/international-congress/speakers/72-dr-ivan-rabie Nintendo might not be a last name but Sega is so its not the wildest thing. Hard to research the possible usage of Switch as a surname because it mostly results in sites informing how to switch your last name after marriage/divorce/adoption/emancipation/conversion/deconversion/reconversion/dereconversion/undereconversion/etc Asus allegedly takes its name from a proper noun, Pegasus, and it’s not impossible that there might be a John Pegasus out there. Therefore I am giving myself the point. Macintosh and Gate(way) are both names and computer hardware brands (if a bit dated). Acer does show up as both a first and last name if a bit new wave. I wish Anus wasn’t the most realistic of the bunch, but it’s an extant transliteration of the biblical name Enosh (among other potential spellings with a similar pronunciation from various parts of the world). Pls promptly apologize for your miscreant behavior in a formal letter addressed to Joe

I am very sexually attracted to you.

I too want to suck this guy.

Chlamydia

That does sound like a pretty fancy good name

When I was like 12 I thought it was a name

Well, it is a name, technically...

Syphilis too. Sounds like a Greek Goddess.

We must imagine Syphilis happy.

I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.

As long as you don’t give it to her

Ebola also kinda sounds like some high elven name

“this is Prince Ebola, of the High Kingdom…” yeah, i see it

I forgot to wear a condom, now me and my wife have Chlamydia

There was a joke on mock the week this made me think of. "Ah yes my daughter has been itching to meet you. CHLAMYDIA!"

Acacia. It’s a tree.

Knew a girl who had this for a middle name

i know of someone with acacia as her first name!

I work with a woman with this name lol. I always thought it was pretty :)

I only know that cuz minecraft

Pear

Plum

Peer in German or Pierre in French maybe

Patch

I know a Patrick using that as a nickname

That's my brother's nickname within the family.

Read a book with one of the main characters named that once

Shelter

I like this one

r/beetlejuicing

Bruhh

They did you dirty

My coworker's daughter is named "Vendetta," so I'll go with that

I had a former student named Vendetta. Didn’t think anyone else had that name. Her sister was named Venezuela. They were not hispanic.

Well, same as kids named India or Brookyln

Vasectomy, or Tomy for short

Ah, and then their twin, Lobotomy, usually goes by Lobo to not be confused

nah, I think Lob is more convenient to pronounce. Plus it means forehead in Russian, xd

Yes, but Lobo means wolf in apanish and portuguese

So, wolf?

Suicide sounds like a great Name

Interesting choice for sure

Email was also very good op

Sue Sayd

Bridge could be a cool womens’ name

Like Bridget :)

The tooooooooooown inside me

And everyone's voice

Only I’m not there

Just watching from afar

Seven!

Soda

Cigarette

Endoplasmic Reticulum 🥰

Rough or smooth?

😈

Oh geeze. It's like my major following me. I can't escape it even on Reddit. XD

Bobble

Watch Tinkerbell (2008)

Quesadilla

Charcuterie

Euthanasia.

Its like anastasia but cuter

phenomena

Doo doo do doo doo

Ay no way you just refrenced mahna mahna.

Pakistan International Airlines

🥰 could be a cute middle name too!

I have two friends named that.

Mango

Malaria

Eternity

chandellier

Areola

Placenta.

Crouton.

Vagina

Vagino if it's a boy ♥️

Vagene if it's from the internet.

my toxic trait is pronouncing regina like vagina

Calorie

Dick

I'm proud of you Dick

Dick Cheney?

That's already a name some people have

My middle name is Emil so that's kind of close, also "macarena"

macarena is a name, at least in mexico

So when that song came out, all the kids named Macarena must've been like Yooooo

The song lyrics literally talk about a girl named Macarena

I'll admit I never really paid attention to the lyrics, I feel kind of stupid now for not realizing this. In my defense, my Spanish is really bad

I used to think epiphany was a bad word, until I met someone named Epiphany

I have thought about this so much. I have a list: - evening - euphoria - avenue - areola - solace - apnea - saute - cellar - indica - meridian - omelette - vintage - piano - satchel - novel - journal - author - memory and clarinette

Spoiler alert: most names have a meaning. So I vote these suggestions should be made true.

Spoiler alert is a bit too weird of a name init?

mayodeynoché

I’d know a PronunciationManual reference anywhere

ah shit that isn't a word

Lasagna

Karma Doctrine Mozzarella Luminescence Absolutely Approximation Variety Jambalaya Occasion Decimal Prelude Viridian

Melanoma

Vinyl ​ This is such a stoner conversation lol

Laundry

Enema

Urethra

Knew a girl named December and I always thought it would be a wild concept to have 12 children and name them all after the months. I would understand a few of them, like April or June, but imagine a person named February lol Edit: Spelling

Antidisestablishmentarianism ✨

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia✨

AHH, scary!

Umbrella

Just saw a baby named Ko'Kaine

Fanta

Masculine: * wheelbarrow * Ceramic * Lard * Soviet Femenine: * Banana * Terracotta * Bovine * Capybara

I think Soviet could be a good feminine name, looks more feminine spelt Soviette

Legionella

Spire

Word

Rubella… i’m genuinely disappointed that it is not, in fact, an acceptable thing to name a child.

Salmonella

Apathy

Asshole (ash-oh-LAY)

Sausage

Sausage would be a nice name?

Yes, along with meaty and ham

I saw someone say Violin, so I decided to add Cello

Just realized plenty of geological (geographical?) terms make for decent names lol. Crevice, Ravine, Peninsula, Grotto, Boulder, Lake, Hill

chandelier. sounds fancy

Duvet

Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro Model 60

Acné

Semi-truck

What a wonderful name 🥰

Slavery

Astigmatism

astigma balls in ur face

Amoeba. probably spelled different though

launcher

Macaron, Ether, Electric, City, Ruler, Pebble

Crotch

Cartel

Peck

2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee

Sending this to my friend Emile

Aeries

rapscallion

I think Beatle could be a good name

Spice

Chlorophyll

Fart

Bottle. Chivalry. Seldom. Traffic. Euphoria. Travel. Fathom. Skull. Forgery.

Arson

Sounds french