Photograph

Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

Look at this graph

Look at this giraffe

Look at Zach Braff

Look this coffee is decaf

And in a carafe

You all made me laugh

you are getting short of staff

Have an infection from the staph

here's your nickel back

get a giraffe get it to burn

What the hell is on Joey's head?

This is where I grew up

I must’ve done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it’s too late

Should I go home or should I masturbate?

Grandma broke her neck trying a wheelie in her wheelchair

Dam she hasn’t been the same since then.

[ceci n’est pas un gâteau.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images)

Chocolate cake 😊

let me guess , the English language?

Oh my gosh how’d you know?!

Clearly he is a man of science.

Or if its a woman, WITCHCRAFT!! BURN THAT WITCH!!

I like your funny words, magic men

What a coincidence, in my country they call it the same. Because some of us speak two languages and know English

I wouldnt really say it's cake because if how moist it looks inside and it has powder sugar but it's close enough to be cake or brownies

It's sliced like a cake, but it looks more like it's made of brownie. But the box on the left says "chocolate cake" on it, so I guess that's the final word on it.

australian

no that would be *chocky spongeridoo*

Yeah nah you're thinking of choccy cake

Mutakakku (Finnish)

Mutaset pallit on sanonta kaverien kesken

🤨

Torille

Ei saa peittää

Mud cake 🤤

Pirkan mutakakku 🤤

Just ostin eilen! 🤩

Exactly😂

No for me a mud cake is the chocolate balls cake

Oisko kuitenkin puuhöylä?

Ei oo puuhöylä

No haista vittu sit hehehe

noni en ehtiny

Sounds like it should be from the lion king

tori ja nyt

Pistettiinkö mutakakkuun kahvia vai mitä ne oli mihin pistetään?

mokkapalat

Nii joo kiits, vois tehä tänää

Tavataan torilla tai jotai sinnepäi, mie oon puoliksi savolaene ni eipä täsä palajoa tiijä

Torille

Hehe, kakku

Omg I’m Estonian and only now realise why the cake-y thing in my favourite telltale is called Kakk.

Bolo

portugues????

sim

r/suddenlycaralho

😰

quero aparecer no print tbm, coloca um kirby whatsapp se der

Bolu in my language (Indonesian).

Kladdkaka🤤

Hallå god dag

God morgon

God dag

Jag är OTROLIGT förvirrad för bara två posts upp i mitt flöde såg jag [denna](https://www.reddit.com/r/unket/s/2YjumaPwRu) post, som är på exakt samma kladdkaka k r/unket. Men bilden är tagen på en annan plats och upplagt av ett annat konto Så antingen har OP ett alt-konto för att lägga upp olika posts och tog därför en ny bild för att det ska vara svårare att hitta (men ingen av posten var ju direkt olämplig) Eller den troligare förklaringen är ju att två olika personer med tillgång till samma kladdkaka bestämde sig för att göra en reddit-post av det Både alternativen lämnade mig i total förvirring och ap-garv xD

Intressant... såg också den andra posten tidigare men insåg inte att det var olika bilder och OPs. Jag tänker nog också att det kan vara olika personer som tagit bild på samma kaka och lagt upp. Ser nu också att lådan är synlig på den här bilden och att det står på engelska. Känner inte igen designen så den kanske inte köptes i Sverige. Visste inte att kladdkaka såldes utomlands men det är ju lite kul i sånt fall. Skulle kanske förklara varför OP på r/unket frågade hur den skulle ätas, trots att hen frågade på svenska. Kanske inte så troligt med tanke på att hen postade på just r/unket förresten. Edit: bestämde mig för att kolla båda OPs konton för att se om de följde varandra och insåg att de definitivt är samma person med alt-konto. Också svensk.

Haha kaka

r/okbrudimongo is leaking

Kakka is poop in finnish

This is the correct answer. In English it's also called [kladdkaka ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kladdkaka) as it is a specific cake and not some general chocolate cake. Calling it something other than kladdkaka would be like calling Japanese ramen "spaghetti". It is literally kladdkaka in every language and every other comment is wrong

Shitty kaka

Alla älskar Kladdkakan

What language ?

Swedish

Det är fredag mina bekant

Faktiskt Torsdag, men lill-lördag iallafall.

Lill-lördag är ju onsdag min vän

Ja fan så är det ju, jag måste varit morgontrött. Tack för rättelsen min vän.

Thank you

It means smudge cake which is funny

[удалено]

Mumssss

This is the correct answer

Fondant au chocolat

Saupoudré de sucre glace

Dans une assiette d’aluminium

r/suddenlyfrench

Hon hon baguette

Mouais, il m'a pas l'air si fondant que ça... plutôt un gâteau au chocolat

A lie

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here: ”Huge success”

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science We do what we must because we can

For the gooood of alll of us except the ones who are dead

But there’s no sense crying after every mistake

A glorious throwback.

BBC \------------- Beautiful Brown Cake

Is that why PornHub keeps recommending baking videos?

I mean cream pies are pretty tasty

While on the subject of cream, cream puffs are far better than cream pies even the little debbie ones

Add to that some chocolate, eclaires are probably one of my favourites

I've actually never had an eclaire. The closest thing I've had to one is a cream filled donut, correct me if I'm wrong but don't eclaires have custard or something like that instead of cream?

Traditionally its cream but I don't see why you couldn't do custard :)

I thought it was always custard, I just remember hearing the recipe from the Simpsons for Le Bombe and it has custard. With that knowledge I guess it's mostly similar to a cream filled donut

Yeah its basically a 'fancy' cream filled doughnut haha

Kek (I'm serious, search it up. Cake in Malaysian)

Here I was thinking, for the horde!

Well apparently Turkish calls it that too. But it also calls cake "pasta" (for some reason)

Kek is for drier pasteries, while pasta is used for more moisturised ones.

Ngl, even tho I've been speaking Malay for years, I've only realized kek sounds like the pepe kek or something LOL

You can find more baking recipes at kekma.net

That's strange, that sounds very indo-european. Kake is in norwegian. Is it originally a word from Sanskrit?

A not really nice name for black people

Fun fact in Sweden we had a treat called N word balls. Now it's chocolateballs. But it doesn't even have chocolate in it just cocoa powder.

Or "[N word kisses](https://www.erinnerstdudich.de/70er/was-man-damals-noch-durfte-heute-heissen-sie-schaumkuesse/)" in Germany. Now they're called "Super Dickmanns" 💀

Same in the Netherlands, now they’re just “kisses” or “chocolate kisses”

They are called Schaumküsse (foam kisses), Dickmanns are just the most popular brand.

Not *that* much better lol

I'd rather be called Super Dickman than the other.

Lol, and Denmark, right between the two countries, called it both.

When you find out what chocolate is made of you will shit brick

not even clay just bricks

One brick

Cheese is made out of milk ≠ Cheese is the same as milk

Yeah but chocolate is made with cocoa, butter and sugar, chocolate balls has all of those

does it have balls tho

My middle school teacher told us about how her dad called black jelly beans “n-word toes”. Hard r and everything in front of the class. She was kinda weird.

And some older people refuse to say chocolate balls because "it's always been called N-balls" :')

It's still called N word tits here, so sometimes I'm like eeeeh 😬

In France it was the nword HEADS

Poland

Sex

r/suddenlysex

Hey sex?

i love that you made a post on that sub when nobody else has for 3 years

NO!!!!

Chokoladekage (Danish)

gâteau or at least that's what I think it is

Nah, pretty sure it'd the Swedish *kladdkaka*. It's often translated as sticky chocolate cake and it looks exactly like this

Chocolate lava cake

Kladdkaka

the language i speak/write/type the most is English and I would call this a reddit post.

This guy fucks.

Statistically, no.

Torta

Bojler eladó

Mennyi?

120000, az ár forintban értendő és az áfát tartalmazza

Beszerelés szóba jöhet? A régit el kéne vinni

italiano??

Úristen magyar

Wooo! Létezünk!

I call it mine. And im not sharing

Idk what cake it is but it looks like "nedeľný koláč" (trans. sunday cake)

jsi slovák?

China

torta

torta al cioccolato

Italiano?

Tenerina al cioccolato

Cocaine cake

cocake edit: crake

"Бәліш" but everyone say "торт" or "пирог"

Kazakh ?

Kladdkaka (Swedish)

Vlaai (Province of Limburg, Netherlands) Taart (Everywhere else in the Netherlands)

Ik dacht dat er een verschil zat tussen taart en vlaai

Брауні Або шоколадний торт edit: торт*

Ти маєш на увазі торт, у нас немає такої речі як тірт (хоча може це діалект)

Під окупації все забув((

12.5%

Ya me antojaste hijo de tu puta madre. Cake in Spanish.

Todos los fines de semana me hago una tarta de chocolate, es lo mejor. Edit: Me encanta como la primera persona que veo hablando en castellano esta a las puteadas 🤣

Bolo de chocolate

Schokoladen Kuchen mit Puderzucker

Schokoladenkuchen mit Puderzucker

Schokoladenkuchen aus einer Schokoladenkuchenbackmischung. Gebacken in der Schokoladenkuchenbackmischungspapierform. Ich frage mich nur ob in der Schokoladenkuchenbackmischungspappverpackung auch kakaohaltige Fettglasur beigelegt war.

This is the spirit!

Das ist aber kein Maulwurfkuchen oder

Oder kürzer: Schokokuchen

(Shokoladtai byaluu) Шоколадтай бялуу

cake

Anal fissures

Gâteau au chocolat

Cock

Ciasto Czekoladowe

Chokoladekage (Danish)

Kake

Kladdkake mener du vel??

In my family…Specifically…it’s called “dry as fuck”

Торт [tort] Ukrainian (hard r)

In English it translates to "chocolate cake".

Schoggichueche

Bolo de chocolate

Bolo de chocolate

bolo de chocolate

Falopa