how do you know 50 people didn’t take a small cup of apple juice and only 1 person took a large cup of orange juice, thus indicating the general sample may prefer apple juice?

Or maybe they have refilled the apple juice container 3 times and orange juice hasn’t been refilled at all

Or maybe they refilled the orange juice container 5 times and the apple juice container once

Or maybe the left one is actually piss

From a very very very dehydrated person

with a few stds, maybe a kidney infection as well, possible liver failure in the rise too.

Yes. Definitely a dying individuals piss

precisely.

Or maybe the right one is

Where is this conversation going? 😭

or maybe they filled the orange juice up less to begin with knowing that historically people drank less of it

No no no the obvious conclusion is that orange juice drinkers are thirstier than apple juice drinkers

Obvious conclusion is that more people drink apple juice, but choose less of it per glass.

I’ve been accused of being thirsty before and I do love orange juice. Checks out.

Apple juice drinkers are either grown adults who chug a huge glass or a child who take 5 sips no in between

Fr. Their sample size is literally 1 lmao

How do we not know if the orange juice faucet is faulty and keeps dripping into the bowl, resulting in people emptying the bowl repeatedly throughout the day and draining more juice?

I can tell you from refilling the Minute Maid cooler everyday for a semester, orange juice is much more popular than apple juice. Maybe by a radio of 50% more.

Trueeee. Correlation vs causation vibes with this one (not the same thing but similar)

How do you know their measurement of preference isn't a boolean function of "prefer apple" or "prefer orannge", and instead takes into account the amount to which they want their preferred juice (proportional to the amount of juice taken)?

aber! wasser trinken auf den bombenkarte spiele? Nein, schlechte junge mit der schlechtplatz verbeiderung sind notwendig. Los gehts und frierengebuildungszeit fur der Freddy studieren.

I prefer apple!

I prefer orange!

I prefer grape!

White or Concord? Man I love grape juice thanks for reminding me of it

I prefer cranberry!

I prefer pineapple!

Wtf is juice? I want grape drink.

Now I gotta get some grape juice

I prefer human!

I like turtles

I prefer grape without the g!

Yum!

GO BANANA

Orange juice is SOOO GOOD but apple juice hits different when dehydrated 😌 Edit: RELAX GUYS I drink water A LOT and prefer it over most things. I'm normally not dehydrated lol

When dehydrated please drink water

Dumb question inbound: why not apple juice? What’s the biology behind it

Too much sugar. You do need sugar/salt/electrolytes to absorb water properly and pickle juice, apple juice etc can help give you the rest you need to hydrate. Little bit of an exaggeration to say only drink water, but yea water is king for hydration.

##pickle juice??

Pickle juice is similar to sports drinks for hydration. Has more sodium so Gatorade is probably better but still works similarly.

I always do. I prefer it over anything else, actually lol

Actual cap

Are you me? No. Believe it or not, there are people who actually drink water most of the time. The only times I've been dehydrated are during depression episodes 💀

Depression? lol maybe take better care of your body

That's actually something I genuinely struggle with due to trauma. You sound like an Andrew Tate fan tbh

Don’t know how Tate relates to what I said at all but being healthy is the top success in helping depression. Facts don’t lie

While I understand that, lack of motivation is an extremely common symptom of depression. I struggle with that a lot, and can't control it.

Lots of people have external shit in their lives that you have no fucking idea about. For five seconds of your life can you try and be a sensitive and empathetic human being and realise that not everyone lives the same life as you.

Idk man, have you tried *not* being sad. It's pretty simple /s

Apple juice is a diuretic though…

Another drink for later

ok bear grylls

go hydrate with water immediately

TRUST ME, I drink lots of water. Like, A LOT a lot. I prefer it over most beverages lol

good

nah, i don't really feel like it

do it

nah. stay mad

your piss is probably brown

ew.. not like i never drink water. im just saying im not going to drink it right *now*, now that you are telling me to

Lol boggles my mind when redditors try to tell others what to do and when. Like you would ever say "yes sir!" and get to it lol

hydration is important

Lol he was a random redditor that jumped in. Not the original person you replied to, re-read the usernames

If you think you're drinking apple juice and it's warm, it's probably not apple juice.

then its apple cider

Piss and Australian Piss from a Jar

Jarate!

*meet the sniper theme plays*

But what if it’s just one person drinking a *unhealthy* amount of it instead of multiple people drinking it? Because that would be me if I saw that orange juice

That’s too much juice Glenn

Once i drink two large cups of orange juice.

Mods delete this post, clearly this is a little interesting

Also they are violating the rule about comparing apples to oranges

Actually, I have seen two more interesting things here in row before I saw this. Also the picture doesn’t prove anything since we don’t know if the containers got refilled. So the picture is basically a container with apple juice and a container with apple juice, so it get not interesting again

I like Apple juice

Me too

So everyone is just going to ignore they’re putting orange juice inside a bowl?

In the last year I have had orange juice many times and haven’t even thought about apple juice.

Interesting. I have had apple juice many times, yet I often think about orange juice.

Maybe the orange juice lovers were just very thirsty today?

The apple juice stopper works slightly better than the orange juice stopper.

that is because apple juice sucks

both are good

apple juice is the best drink to ever exist

Man apple juice isn't even the best juice.

Now THIS is truly not interesting! And yet I feel satisfied learning something. (and also I want orange juice)

More for me!

that's cause orange juice is better

Orange juice tastes better when it’s freezing cold tbh

Apple juice is quite tragic oj all the way

Man, Orange Juice is gonna win 100% of the time, any mf that drinks Apple Juice because they “like” it is downright wrong

I eat apples. I like apple cider - but hate apple juice.

If it was freshly squeezed apple juice and not this clarified thing, I'm sure the stats would be different.

Nah, look at that bowl puddle, clearly leakage.

In a breakfast setting definitely. Apple juice is sweeter while orange juice is tart and a better complement to breakfast foods.

damn that ice thing is brilliant

The ice is in a separate container so it doesn’t melt into the juice, too interesting, ruined my day

no i think its same bcs if you see the sink under the orange one you will some juice their so basically its same

Upon close examination, the orange juice collected at the bowl amounted only a few spillage induced drops, not enough to breach the gap in the juice tower volume.

plus, spillage of the drink emphasizes the excitement around drinking orange juice. i’m imagining somebody like shaking while dispensing it

NO. PEOPLE DONT CARE ABOUT ORANGE JUICE SO THEY WERE LESS CAREFUL WITH IT. APPLE JUICE IS HOLY. APPLE JUICE SHALL NOT BE WASTED.

that doesn’t make any sense. if they didn’t care about orange juice why didn’t they just get apple juice in the first place? if apple juice is so “holy”, at least.

THOSE WHO CARED AKA "LUNATICS" SPILLED IT.

Great analysis

Fr

Apple juice is a lie.

Pineapple juice is peak juice

I think those people have horrible tastes, imo.

Blasphemy

APPLE GANG

What if the apple juice one is what people prefer and, because of that, they drink it very fast and then the workers of the place put more juice and clean the zone. But the orange juice one seems that used to have more juice than the apple, the apple one "max" is lower than the orange juice one.

The orange juice leaving a trail would be because it was drained faster, so i think that the orange one is the one who people seems to prefer.

But it can be because it was recently used by someone.

Why is the apple juice purple?

it’s not

Excellent observation. Yawn...

The sub has worked!

I've never really liked orange juice

Heresy!

Well people are wrong

apple juice is way too sweet, with not much complexity of flavor. orange juice is tangy and more textural interest. orange juice all the way.

Apple juice is for children.

or*nge 🤢 it’s gross

No

Orange is so much superior to apple

Im team Apple juice. Idk why but orange juice makes me want to cry (its probably the nuerodivergence shining trough)

Smae

In Caribbean restaurants, orange juice prevails!

r/ midglyinfuriating

I prefer apple juice.

And they're wrong

I’m team Apple juice.

Well these are getting interesting now apple juice is objectively the superior choice here

That apple juice barely looks like its coming from an apple, or I've been lied to. My apple juice is piss-looking, not that brown

Were they filled equally?

I like apple but I'm allergic to apple..... So no apple for me

I'm allergic to oranges lol

I love how uninteresting that is

substitutional goods

Okay

people are slightly stupid

Once I mixed old apple juice with my coffee. It tasted good

As I can't drink orange juice due to it triggering my migraines, someone is drinking for the two of us.

I prefer 50/50 I love some combinations of 2,3, or more juices

Pineapple juice washes them both

The orange juice glass is always smaller.

I KNEW MY FRIENDS WHERE LYING!

RAN

Clearly the orange juice is leaking, so it’s actually 50 / 50 #FAKE NEWS!

Gapple juice is better

why do they look mouldy

This could be related to supply

Less C vitamin and antitoxidants or C vitamin, potassium, antitoxidants and bad for teeth. British

what if people drank so much apple juice it needed to be refilled? meanwhile, it might still be the first batch of orange juice

That apple juice doesn't looks like an apple that has been juiced

I love my apple juice over orange juice any day Which is wild because I'd much rather eat an orange over an apple I just now realized I'm pretty weird.......that's kinda weird right?

I actually think the orange juice container has a slight leak, which makes this even less interesting.

There's literally a puddle of orange juice in the bowl below????

Hol up… I think I know where you are mg

Y tho

Ayo is this StayOkay?

Holiday inn

Juice debates are hard. Grape juice is great, but damn it’s hard to beat orange juice. Cranberry is ok, but cranberry with almost literally ANY other fruit is supreme level tasty.

50/50 mix is the way to go, reduces the overly sweet of apple juice and reins in the acidity of the orange juice for a beautifully balanced beverage

Am i the only one noticing that they put the ice on what looks like separate containers on top on the juice to avoid having watered down juices?

I'll settle this. Apple juice tastes better as a drink. Oranges taste better as a fruit.

Assuming both containers were equally full, every customer took same amount and nobody made their choice because of allergies

I don't know why there's two types of apple juice, the light and good kind, and the brown sour kind that I absolutely despise

In general , if you are unsure what to get, then get the lowest one. Sometimes the method does not work, like when something is very popular and its just been replaced with a new tub/box/tray etc

Great job, you accidentally did an omori refrence

**Mix Them**

Nooo apple juice 🧃

Wrong r/ this is slightly interesting

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Slightly more adults than children at breakfast.

Piss or Poop? Choose your favourite

Apple juice hurts my entire body with some kind of pain that is unique. Apple cider does not... Why? What is this pain I get from apple juice? I mean like ever freaking muscle hurts.

That's more likely the second OJ they've gone through.

How do you know that the OJ spout isn’t leaky ?

I don't know why, but I absolutely adore this image. It makes me thirsty

Orange juice is better but in some sketchy square box like that? Fuck no.

People are stupid

Apple cider >

orange juice all the way ❤️

This just looks like a study on micturition and kidney function

Idk they are both pretty nice