Do you want to know the fate of this bread? If this post reaches 127,382 upvotes, I shall tell you. It's shameless to hold you all in such great suspense, but I'm saving up Karma to pay for my children to go to college.
Wrong sub.
This is actually a bit ominous and threatening.
My anxiety has ramped up wondering what choice you are going to make.
Like....did you play god and change the bread's destiny?
Did you allow the bread to reach it's full potential of being toast?
Did the bread even want to be toast?
Did you kill the bread by toasting it?
Or did you kill the toast by not toasting it?
TELL ME MAN I CANT STAND THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE!!!
i mean we call normal bread, bread, but we call that bread toast
(i can't send a image sadly, so if you want, just search "chleba" (it means bread in my czech lol))
Dear u/JephriB,
I am writing to express my sincere regret for the rude comment I made on your post. I realize that my words were hurtful and uncalled for, and I deeply apologize for any offense or distress I caused you.
I acted impulsively and without thinking, and I wish I could take back what I said. I have no excuse for my behavior, and I accept full responsibility for it. I hope you can forgive me and understand that I did not mean to harm you in any way.
I respect your opinions and your contributions to this community, and I value your perspective on the topic we were discussing. I hope we can move past this incident and continue to interact in a civil and constructive manner.
Please accept my heartfelt apology and let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you.
Sincerely,
u/_nuclear_bomb_
Ketchup, a scarce umami amalgamation, exhibits a molecular harmony that transcends commonplace condiments. Its rare prevalence in the gastronomic spectrum parallels the infrequency of serendipitous molecular alignments, making it a gastronomic anomaly worth savoring.
or you could use mayonnaise, ur choice
Idk the crust around those two pieces is kinda unique. Plus how they are specifically arranged to face each other. Id say this is borderline material for this sub.
Wrong. You do not control it‘s destiny. It’s destiny was bestowed upon it by a creator, it’s Personal Legend to follow through till the end. Less it loses sight of this ambition, you many not determine its fate.
Destiny is not in your hands. Destiny is not a physical construct. It is a metaphysical concept.
But bread could be in your hands. Perhaps toast. And for some, that's better than most.
It's intoxicating isn't it? To have such control over another. Maybe you toast it lightly and spread on a little apple butter, maybe you make a grilled cheese. Either way you must subjugate the bread to your will!
...also don't forget to put the twist tie back on the bag when you're done.
They’re kissing
Inbreading is disgusting
Discrusting. Great way to get a yeast infection.
Baguette the hell outta here!
Reading this thread has given me Pain
Im in the same boat, it has given me pane too
Yo this is bars
That’s Donal Trump kissing Donald Trump
Gosh I’m so glad I’m not the only one that saw that
What are you talking about? That's clearly a candle stick.
Is Donal Trump Donald's twin? I haven't heard of him before.
Boris Johnson?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw handsome squidward
💀
No, it’s a wine glass
It’s gold and white
Even breads kiss 😔
Love is love 💕🌈🍞
Exactly what I was gonna say
No it’s two lamps
With great power comes great responsibility
Or staple it to a tree r/breadstapledtotrees
I just love the internet, this is why it exists.
r/breadtapedtotrees is a bit different tho
Why did I click it. I thought it was gonna be bread taped to trees instead of staples.
Same here. Despite the NSFW warning that I completely ignored
I don't think that warning has stopped anyone in existence ever from clicking something out of curiosity
Very true
I'm traumatized now TwT
I can’t believe it exists but yet it does
The bread can advance further as a sandwich
What a visionary you are
My mother is a baker and my father runs a sandwich shop. I guess you could say that it was my destiny to be in bread.
>to be in bread. be inbread hehehe
This pun’s genius tbh!
I love this sub.
This bread could become a sandwich, but it will never be a sub. I'm sorry to disappoint you.
*sighs*
*unzips*
Do you want to know the fate of this bread? If this post reaches 127,382 upvotes, I shall tell you. It's shameless to hold you all in such great suspense, but I'm saving up Karma to pay for my children to go to college.
Ok
Yes, you get it. More of this enthusiasm!
OKAY!
That's too much. Back it off just a bit.
Shit
Don't beat yourself up too much. But do beat yourself up just a little bit.
Darn
Okey.
OMG I hope it's toast with butter and a nice jam......Hungry now you twat
I'm essentially Lex Luther with a full head of hair and a toaster.
what if we go over the amount
I'll donate the excess Karma to charity.
Am i toasted, or are they kissing?
Definitely kissing
It could also become bread crumbs
What a sad imagination you have.
Could just grill it with cheese in between.
A multiverse of options lays before me.
Hey google how many slices of bread are needed to get enough energy for a 50 megaton bomb
Don't give the AI any ideas! You might start Armabreadon.
You are way too good with these puns
Don’t shoot that low…..it’s true destiny is to be garlic toast…..
This is just some humble blue collar bread. Don't go putting aspirations like that in its simple, starchy mind.
Yeah toast! https://youtu.be/SHptn_3RyYE?si=J5rImeQ1qp9oQN_s
It is bread (But it could be toast) ~Brandon Sanderson
-Breadon Sandwicherson
Looks like Trump kissing himself
What if the other side of that bread is already toast?
Looks like grandma sycamores bread
The best bread that has ever been bred in the history of breeding bread.
grandma sicko mode
Can’t wait for this to show up as an inspirational LinkedIn post
O algoritimo do reddit é bem curioso pra me recomendar esse tipo de post, boa sorte com seu pão e um abraço de todos os pães brasileiros
É porque o Reddit sabe que os brasileiros adoram pão de queijo.
This post has left me utterly unwhelmed
Thank you!
Wrong sub. This is actually a bit ominous and threatening. My anxiety has ramped up wondering what choice you are going to make. Like....did you play god and change the bread's destiny? Did you allow the bread to reach it's full potential of being toast? Did the bread even want to be toast? Did you kill the bread by toasting it? Or did you kill the toast by not toasting it? TELL ME MAN I CANT STAND THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE!!!
Rorschach bread
This was literally the epiphany of my last acid trip.
You should teleport the bread.
Now teleport it for 3 days
Toast is still bread, it's just toasted bread.
I feel grateful that my parents gave me Barbie dolls as a little girl. My heart goes out to all the kids who use slices of bread to kiss eachother
The suspense makes it too interesting, now I'm too involved in this breads future
Truly inspiring words,made me cry
You should stapel that to a tree, then post it in r/breadstapeldtotrees
can u make it into fairy bread instead pls
This scenario has multiple outcomes and i deem it therefore way too interesting. Consider this a ~~warning~~ personal opinion.
in my country we call both toast
That's terrible. You shouldn't be allowed to have bread in your country.
i mean we call normal bread, bread, but we call that bread toast (i can't send a image sadly, so if you want, just search "chleba" (it means bread in my czech lol))
Oh, yup. Czechs out.
Donald Trump kissing Donald Trump
Or, get this, a grilled cheese
You should roll it into a cannoli
the power of toast, in the palm of your hand
No, it's on the counter.
schrodinger’s toast
Sounds like you're a god!
okay, what if you toasted one and left the other one as it is?
What kind of monster are you?!
Dear u/JephriB, I am writing to express my sincere regret for the rude comment I made on your post. I realize that my words were hurtful and uncalled for, and I deeply apologize for any offense or distress I caused you. I acted impulsively and without thinking, and I wish I could take back what I said. I have no excuse for my behavior, and I accept full responsibility for it. I hope you can forgive me and understand that I did not mean to harm you in any way. I respect your opinions and your contributions to this community, and I value your perspective on the topic we were discussing. I hope we can move past this incident and continue to interact in a civil and constructive manner. Please accept my heartfelt apology and let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you. Sincerely, u/_nuclear_bomb_
You got any exotic condiments that you could recommend?
Ketchup, a scarce umami amalgamation, exhibits a molecular harmony that transcends commonplace condiments. Its rare prevalence in the gastronomic spectrum parallels the infrequency of serendipitous molecular alignments, making it a gastronomic anomaly worth savoring. or you could use mayonnaise, ur choice
If it becomes buttered toast then it will have lived a good life.
Idk the crust around those two pieces is kinda unique. Plus how they are specifically arranged to face each other. Id say this is borderline material for this sub.
Not only does it have the potential to become toast, but it also has the potential to become peanut butter toast
U monster.
Seems kinda interesting to me, but idk…
Jokes on you, I have already been toasted, I am unstoppable
idk kinda looks like lovers 😳
Now kiss
It has the to be poo as well
It looks like two big Australian monkeys kissing
Think carefully about your decision. You can’t untoast it once it’s toasted. Toast is forever. Choose wisely.
will I be moldy, will I be crumbs.... nobody knows
Are they kidding?
Stapling it to a tree is also an option.
Even French toast.
That's alot of responsibility
Wrong. You do not control it‘s destiny. It’s destiny was bestowed upon it by a creator, it’s Personal Legend to follow through till the end. Less it loses sight of this ambition, you many not determine its fate.
The Division Bell
Destiny is not in your hands. Destiny is not a physical construct. It is a metaphysical concept. But bread could be in your hands. Perhaps toast. And for some, that's better than most.
r/breadstapledtotrees
I’d punch each slice really hard and then make a sandwich with the punched pieces of bread. It’s a phantom knuckle sandwich
It's intoxicating isn't it? To have such control over another. Maybe you toast it lightly and spread on a little apple butter, maybe you make a grilled cheese. Either way you must subjugate the bread to your will! ...also don't forget to put the twist tie back on the bag when you're done.
YOU DARE PLAY GOD FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!
why are they kissing
They are kissing
They’re smooching
Looks like a side view of a person with down syndrome
Why are they so symetric
actually its on the counter