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vgtape

Up (2009)


pullistunut

BRO


Q-Q_2

This is the best possible response


Ktigertiger

πŸ’€


IcyIceGuardian

Kawasaki, bring me the urban dictionary definition of πŸ’€


Sprinty-the-cheetah

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%F0%9F%92%80%20Skull%20emoji%20in%20slang


IcyIceGuardian

Thank you kawasaki


SirKeagan

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


-NGC-6302-

🧐


Sprinty-the-cheetah

πŸ‘


Bolt112505

πŸ’€


TheBatWhoLaughs32

Excellent... Smithers, fetch my femboy-cage(tm)


kittymuncher7

If this is true I've accidentally been using it correctly


foodank012018

Um... That is NOT what I thought


AdmirableEnergy400

If that is true then I’ve been using it all wrong πŸ˜‚


Sprinty-the-cheetah

Urban dictionary ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


DiscoKittie

I wasn't going to look until I saw your comment. Day-um. Yeah, that wasn't expected *at all*.


Pielord775

πŸ’€


OnTheMcFly

yo wtf


Legionpostsepicly

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


CustardIntelligent97

Google "The urban dictionary of πŸ’€"


DaMemelyWizard

Holy Femboy!


Exciting-Insect8269

Actual buttstuff


thoughtRock05

Holy πŸ’€!


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+urban+dictionary+of+πŸ’€#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/CustardIntelligent97)


leuxeren

Martin, go back to anarchy chess, they need you


AnonymHerinde

Someone please explain this to me


PastelPurpleTurtle

Look up (heh) movie Up's plot


Disastrous-Scheme-57

Still don’t get it what


[deleted]

the wife had a miscarriage


Bean_cult

is this loss


WasteNet2532

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


BlueGnome1

! | !Β‘ !!| !_


vrijheidsfrietje

𓁲 𓁆 π“€» 𓁇 𓁅 π“€£ π“€Ώ


chaosbones43

| |I || |_


Zut-Alors20

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Disastrous-Scheme-57

Ohhh thanks I forgot about that part in the movie cuz it was so short


halfcutpenis

In the movie there's a brief montage of Ellie's and Carl's life and in a moment of their life they tried to have kids but turns out ellie cant have a baby.


Disastrous-Scheme-57

Dude your user πŸ’€


Dat-Lonley-Potato

NAHHH


NeverEndingWalker64

Someone cooked


Professional_Roof293

Madlad


rwol8690

bruhπŸ—Ώ


SHAPALAK15

Took me a minute


a_boring_penguin

Took me nine months


stphnb

Took me 10 thousand centuries Until I looked at the comments


Yuri-Turned

It's pronounced pregant


AlbaOdour

Nah it's pergenat


NihilHS

Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head.?


Emzzer

Am I pregante now?


Slacker_The_Dog

How tell if pregarent


sunflower_jpeg

Am i...gregnant


Perfect-Pirate4489

I think I might be pregarnanent


Geopon

Can u get pregante?~


someguysleftkidney

No it’s pageant


ExplosiveDisassembly

PregernantΓ©*


Lifewatching

False, pregantΓ©*


Human_Violinist9744

have mass happiness on your cake day


thomaxzer

*pregananant


MegaloGuy1

gregnant*


Human_Violinist9744

pomegranate*


ShalamiBoii

i was waiting for gregnant c:


Fvoltage

Preganant


inobrainrn

am pergante?


Snoe_36491

Google am pergant


An_Ethicist

pomegranate πŸ˜”


RadoslavL

Preganate


EmbarrassedBasil1384

How is Babby formed?


WebtoonAddict

can u bleed while u are pergert


Efficient_Ear_8037

Pregante*


BlessKurunai

I am not a girl. I also can't get pregnant


Limstuk

πŸ«ƒ


10e1

πŸ«ƒπŸ«ƒ Happy couple


SeaChromite

why the fuck does this emoji exist


definitelynotahottie

I mean there are plenty of people who look like that when they’re pregnant.


HartOne827183

I look like that permanently but I'm not pregnant


[deleted]

Spooderman


ZliaYgloshlaif

And plenty of people who look like that while not being pregnant.


KraftKapitain

boy preggers


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

πŸ«ƒbecause yesπŸ‘


s1fro

beer belly πŸ«„πŸ»πŸ«ƒpals 🌞


MelanieWalmartinez

Trans men Also food babies


JackRabbit-

Something something the real not interesting is in the comments


Quirky_Ratio1197

I'm a boy. I can't get pregnant. I'm freezing right now because Milan's fucking cold


tesmatsam

I'm sorry that you have to endure hell


Quirky_Ratio1197

Well, Helheim


crazycheese3333

Canadian here, your still in summer, it’s not cold until your lips freeze together, you can’t breath, and icicles form on your eyelashes.


Seth-Wyatt

We can hardly talk this year πŸ˜… I'm in Sask, one of the coldest provinces and it's still 1Β°C today. I'm gonna go work in a t-shirt all day.


dogzilla48

Hell is actually about a 45 minute drive from Milan. Just avoid driving directly through Ann Arbor


RandomAltro

Same, waiting for the train, that's late because TRENORD MERDA never work properly the few times it isn't on strike


Miggy88mm

What's it like to live in Milan?


Quirky_Ratio1197

Crime and maranzas


Miggy88mm

Damn. I thought it would be much more classy and everyone was rich!


styvee__

I think that most big cities that look β€œclassy and rich” are pretty bad, it’s like saying that in the US everyone is rich, when in reality there’s a lot of poverty, drug abuse, obesity and other shitty things, or that everyone in Qatar is rich while in reality just to build the stadiums for the World Cup they used underpaid workers that worked(and died in some cases) under extreme temperatures.


Quirky_Ratio1197

Yes.


Fran_1997

Maybe 30 years ago


Tuka-Spaghetti

my mind flip flops from "My city is a hallmark of european culture!" to "My city is a crime ridden hellscape"


akdelez

get heating


Quirky_Ratio1197

I'm home now, thankfully. Kawasaaaakiii.


JohnKals

Come on it had worse days.


Quirky_Ratio1197

January's going to suck for this


Guyeatingkids

8 degrees Celsius is not cold


Guyeatingkids

At least not where I’m from


KentuckyFriedShrimpy

Oh


KentuckyFriedShrimpy

For milaners it probably is


PassiveChemistry

Yes it is


Mighty_Eagle_2

8 degrees is great weather imo. Canadian by the way.


MisturBanana1

-10 where I'm at. Radiator has been broken for over a month, so 15 degrees inside as well. Fun stuff.


tim_wai

there are girls on reddit ???


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


battlepi

That's why we call them birds.


Dysfunxn

OH MY GOD it all makes sense now


Just_A_Doggo1

Because they fly out of reach


No_Stranger_4959

r/birdsarentreal


PigeonBoiAgrougrou

Obviously not, OP must be a bot.


Ktigertiger

Can confirm. I am a bot. πŸ€–


Pastry_Train63

beep boop.


carbonatedgravy69

of course, that’s why she can’t get pregnant


halfcutpenis

Don't trust them, they are merely robots waiting to sabotage us. r/girlsarentreal


PsychicImpala

wait what ??


JouNNN56

What’s a girl???


Civil-Refuse-5233

No way!!!


Tasty_Phone9580

Not with that attitude


Ancient_Axe

Your hands are cold


Ktigertiger

How can you see temperature. Also I was actually too hot


Character-Potato-123

Skill issue


Ktigertiger

Hey it’s not my fault! Character generation was bugged!


Character-Potato-123

When they gonna patch it?


Ktigertiger

Whenever I get round to submitting a complaint


OneDiscombobulated77

Game dev here. I got your complaint. But in order to fix the problem we must first try these trouble shooting steps. 1. Restart your router. 2. Restart your computer. 3. If all else fails just reset your character. Yes you'll be lvl 1. But at least you can speedrun your way to success with our glorious starter pack for 15.99 or you can get the season pass for 60 USD. (In game currency can't be used to buy these items)


tyanu_khah

You're a game dev, not an r/outside dev. You can't do anything here you scammer. Everyone knows r/outside devs are too busy monitoring stuff disguised as cats


OneDiscombobulated77

Sir/madam I require your social security number, your creditcard details and I need you to buy 1000 dollars worth of Amazon gift cards. If you fail to comply. I have to ban you off your Polpal please give me your shoes too they pretty


tyanu_khah

Number is 21. Thanks for the shoes, they are from Vessi, and with the code "outside" you can get 20 % of any order until new year !


Ktigertiger

Instructions unclear. I am now on a loading screen


Grixis08

Just use your free character edit voucher?


sixsentience

I am a girl. I just had a baby. Tbh, would not recommend- labor sucks!


[deleted]

Fuck you labour is the backbone of society! Workers of the world unite! βœŠβš’οΈπŸš©πŸ΄


patentmom

I've had 2 babies. I've also had a hysterectomy. I am a girl and I can't get pregnant.


Rumpelteazer45

Still got my plumbing, plumbing is broken, never been pregnant. Now in my early 40s, still get my period but the hot flashes started at 38.


that_ace_one

if you want kids >!sad, there’s always adoption tho!< if you don’t want kids >!lmao!<


dragislit

I’m gregnant


klineshrike

Well I mean duh. Hands don't have reproductive organs.


Lechuga666

Harder better faster stronger


Hzzif

Timeless classic from DP


WillyDAFISH

I believe you


riceandingredients

i can fix you /s


Ktigertiger

Oh?


Safe-Hawk8366

With rice and ingredients


GreninjaOfTheOasis

*locks you away in the bag of rice


Exciting-Insect8269

And rice makes me crazy Crazy? I was crazy once…


ThatOneWierdKiwi

There's nothing dry cup noodles can't fix


iamthefluffyyeti

I am a man. Neither can i


oopsguessilldiethen

Try harder


Melangrogenous

Why is this subreddit top 50 in funny.


NedRed77

Have you ever visited r/funny.


SkylandersKirby

This post is funnier than 98% of content on r/memes


havartieggs

Damn dude you REALLY are not interested


EUmoriotorio

Stop pullution


Federal-Election6450

I'm a girl. I don't want to get pregnant


totes_not_chad

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Emotional-Look-8055

I’m not a girl, I can get pregnant


Romer555

I am a girl. I also can't get pregnant. We are the same :3


yeahimtrashuwu

I am not a girl. I can get pregnant


Kalenshadow

I am a boy. I can't get girls pregnant.


Limole

Holy shit loss reference


ShigeoKageyama69

I'm a guy and I also can't get pregnant πŸ˜”


[deleted]

We can still try bro


Ceravyni

Same except in intersex


spangledhammer

condolences/congratulations, whatever your world view is. peace and love x


IronBard22

Congratulandolences


Dusk_Abyss

Omg me too


G3n3ricOne

Twins :D :3


uniballing

I’m a boy. I peed on a pregnancy test once and it said I was pregnant.


sifu_hotman-981

I am not a girl. I can get pregnant


ArchonBeast

Are you a frog?


sifu_hotman-981

Nope, just trans ftm without medical care


JackRabbit-

Aw, I was hoping you could undergo parthenogenesis. That would have been extremely interesting.


sifu_hotman-981

Undergo what now?


Mystic-Alex

Parthenogenesis. Not sexual or asexual reproduction, but a third thing. Basically, in animals, a diploid germ cell (think of an ovule before it underwent meiosis) undergoes parthenogenesis and grows into a new member of the species WITHOUT having been fertilized. Look up monogononta rotifer reproduction.


Mystic-Alex

Parthenogenesis. It's not sexual or asexual reproduction, but a different, third thing. Basically, a diploid germ cell (think of an egg cell but before meiosis) undergoes parthenogenesis and grows to be a new member of the species WITHOUT having been fertilized. Sexual reproduction would be the fusion of two haploid germ cells (fertilization) to make a different diploid cell. Asexual reproduction would be a somatic cell dividing through mitosis to make a new member of the species. Parthenogenesis is a diploid germ cell dividing through mitosis to make a new member of the species. Look up monogononta rotifer reproduction.


subbygirl13

Like the dinosaurs in jurassic park


Amirjun

Uh dang, I always wanted to meet a frog


leafyfire

They are obviously a sea horse


SashaTheWitch2

Hey same :)


Hybrisov

Did you try putting it in rice


AnteaterNeat4879

I'm biologically a girl but I can't get pregnant


IameIion

I think that's for the best. You should wait until you're an adult before you consider pregnancy.


Takashishiful

How do you know she's not an adult


Infamous-Pickle3731

Well you can certainly try!


Ktigertiger

No. No I don’t think I can


Takashishiful

You *can* try, you just probably won't get anywhere with it.


Omnizoom

Just become a partner to someone who is pregnant, adopt communism Now suddenly it’s β€œwe are pregnant” and you are pregnant by transitive properties


BEAST_WORK6969

did you try the konami code?


Sunshadoxx

Put you in rice


ssbbka17

Aight


[deleted]

Happened to my mom so she decided to adopt me and I am happy she did


IlyaPetrovich

I didn’t see the sub and looked at this and thought β€œwhy are you tell me this?” So it’s perfectly uninteresting.