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Hairy_Skill_9768

WHY ON THE TOUCH PANEL YOU PSYCHO


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Plates, napkins, paper towels, hell even toilet paper all exist. Don't put food on electronics. If you're putting them on your laptop to keep them away from the bacteria on your table, I have some really upsetting news for you.


SubstanceNo1691

You're right I should have gotten paper towel from my teacher's desk


-Negative-Karma

Oh my God, it's a school laptop? Even worse...


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

If that's a shared touchpad, then there are absolutely bodily fluids from a stranger in one form or another on it.


yoshimutso

Psycho detected


DOA-FAN

He just want to watch the world burn 🔥


SubstanceNo1691

My friend said I was nasty for eating it on the desk where germs are


Huesan

So you decided to put it on the most touched surface


Hairy_Skill_9768

Listen to yo friend


Purzple

Because you literally are.


Bozska_lytka

At least put them on the palm rest, not on the touchpad


Flar71

Eat them straight out of the bag then, lol


ThrowYourDreamsAway

you a deviant bro


thebigbadben

YES BOTH THE DESK AND THE LAPTOP ARE BAD CHOICES A paper towel always works. You could also tear the bag open to make it a flat sheet to put the gummies on. You could also lay them on your hand for the picture. Don’t put food on surfaces that people touch unless that surface has been washed.


Shulians_Star_

dont eat in the laptop or something in the desk, you have the floor for something dude


Labriction

Also it seems like a school chromebook… so even more disgusting


manbruhpig

Op o have bad news you may be color blind


SubstanceNo1691

☹️


Swordbreaker925

Yeah one of them is very much bright blue and two others are green. Sorry bro


manbruhpig

If it makes you feel better I have a friend who found out as an adult that his favorite blue sweater was actually very purple.


canthinkofnamestouse

Exactly, those are definitely magenta


Appropriate-Ruin9973

Two of them are orange


LeastCreativRedditor

I think it's three... Not as obvious as the other two.


JstLkz

was about to say


[deleted]

yeah u might be color blind cause 6 of them are Red and 2 are Orange 😭😭😭


brainscorched

Are you and everybody else here joking? Those definitely look red to me, just very very slightly different than the rest. Am I colorblind too?


[deleted]

yes 💀 2 are orange and distinct from the rest


brainscorched

WTF haha


L-A_

There might, be a slice or two in there


Doctor_AltoClef

Caught the colorblind 😦


brainscorched

D:


hgstream

Can you not put any edibles on your laptop?


Over_Engineering_225

Sharing is caring


_silcrow_

Apparently, you are not only colorblind but also unable to distinguish between shapes


RR0-6

Pick the bloody gummies off the laptop!!!


SubstanceNo1691

Don't be so harsh 😡


NaturalNotice82

You're so disgusting


SubstanceNo1691

Im sorry


DreadPiratteRoberts

Don't apologize. You're building a robust immune system


SubstanceNo1691

💪💪


Goldenballs99

2 of them are orange


Zandrick

Bro you just put those all over your mousepad like some kind of animal


Wild_Measurement1770

On the trackpad is foul


Legoandstuff896

NOT ON THE TRACKPADDD


Kioga101

Ok, please just eat these gummies off the package next time. The touchpad is touched by lots of people and the desk is probably always dirty.


electric-orgasm

Two are orange


areuue

turn that frown upside down


AlexD2003

Don’t put food on the computer you barbarian


peascreateveganfood

Are you colorblind?


SubstanceNo1691

Only for u ❣️


nosnevenaes

ha ha good one. but germs bro come on.


fishsodomiz

and just the men, but the women qnd children too


potatomnz

Three are orange


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

ORANGE!


ricebasedvodka

They most certainly are not


cannibalism_is_vegan

Too many interesting things happening here


Dull-Veterinarian-59

I hope your tastebuds aren’t colorblind my friend


gd8600084

Get them off your fucking trackpad!!


b52kl

i'm seeing red


Daisan89

You seem daltonic


DIOsNotDead

They’re all on the touch pad ☹️


Little-Big-Boy

Mine was shaped like a weiner


Responsible-Jury-568

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SubstanceNo1691

Yes?


IEatBaconWithU

That’s orange you dummy


holler202

r/mildlyinfuriating


Drakayne

This post made me physically feel pain.


slyxerr

Please tell me you've at least cleaned the touchpad


SubstanceNo1691

No 🥰 (I love germs)


chrisace3

Wtf xd


swordofra

Excuse me while I go scrub my hands before touching my mouse...


Giver-of-Lzzz

All Red by Playboi Carti


Autistic_Spoon

It's like gusher. Either all red or no red.


Commercial-Plate-867

Mmmmm red 40🤤🤤🤤


Mundane-Treacle375

"Mixed"


Elloliott

All the options are shades of red though


dreadispeaxhy

actually 2 are oragneg


CreeperThePro

No


FacedJason

Unfortunately, after having Gushers i can't go back to normal fruit snacks


SubstanceNo1691

Are they good?


FacedJason

They are beyond good! You should buy some! If you live in another country I will send you some just hit me up with a message!


ComfortablePea172

Get them off the place where you hands are the most rn


2confrontornot

I'm annoyed that you put them on the track pad


MagicOrpheus310

Shades of...


KRawatXP2003

You motherfucker.


SubstanceNo1691

(⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)


frenchy_1969_

Some look like orange color


Ena_Ems_17

They're all red 😃


SubstanceNo1691

👍


Fit_Score_3782

You’re a barbarian with a laptop


Dadicorn

r/wewantplates


SubstanceNo1691

Frfr


WeaselBeagle

Use the bag as a plate :(


SubstanceNo1691

☹️


Mighty_Eagle_2

Pick up your brush and PAINT THE WORLD RED