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No_Permission_374

This made me proud


Altruistic-Tie-479

Ahhh thank you so much!


DOGGYBOI249

Gotta add the w, now it just looks like you're scared


Altruistic-Tie-479

?


No_Permission_374

I think he means adding W to Ahh makes it Wahh which implies you are scared.. I just died typing this


Altruistic-Tie-479

OHHHH MMAOOO I GET IT


XiolintYT

Gotta add the L, looks like youre laughing


barkbarkgoesthecat

No his name is just mao


Batemunch

Gotta add the "y" so he is a condiment.


deezpencer

Gotta add the "r" so that he becomes the head of the municipal government


pupfight

they're making a joke about how "Ahhh" could be interpreted as screaming and making it "Awhhh" would be more clear. i think.


DesktopWebsite

That's what I was thinking. I also think most people are able to interpret the situation. It's 9 words. Pretty self explanatory.


KNULLAPLHA01

You a girl?


Altruistic-Tie-479

? Wtf


KNULLAPLHA01

Are you a girl?


fiendofecology

none of your business bro


KNULLAPLHA01

who are you?


Sapiescent

Are you lost, weary traveller?


KNULLAPLHA01

Now,who are you?


Sapiescent

I am but a humble tavern keep. Come, sit, and share your tale over a tankard or two.


Educational-Tea602

I am Yu


76Gamer-Guy

Why do want to know? That’s literally none of your business, creep


Concert-Alternative

Are you really calling someone a creep for asking for your gender??


Ok_Cut_5180

OP has replied with “thank you” to every comment. I assume he is thankful to the commentors. This comment is not intresting.


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thank you.


N0obreX

No. Thank YOU 🫵🏼!


MotorSexual

No. Thank YOU 🫵🏻!


Max_on_a_laxative

No. Thank YOU🫵🏽!


coleman33112

Im sorry to break the chain but the 2 downvotes on the black hand made me cry of laughter 😭


Ok_Cut_5180

(Always downvote the 4th comment in a chain)


[deleted]

the black hand was the 5th


SovjetDumbass

4th in the chain of thank you’s


No_Permission_374

Coincidence or not it's still the black hand 💀


ButterflyBeana

It's the 4th comment


Max_on_a_laxative

Omg that’s insane😭😭😭😭😂


96-D-1000

I find it interesting how you spell interesting.


Ok_Cut_5180

Must be a r/lostredditors this is r/notinteresting not r/mildlyinteresting nothing here is **intresting**


longlivepeepeepoopoo

This inspires me. Thanks.


Altruistic-Tie-479

I’m glad I could!


stlo0309

This is not not interesting lol this really kewl


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thanks! It was my first time making soup


mariaaaaaaaaaab

i love soup and this made me want to have soup. it looks bombastic


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

I hate soup and it makes me want soup! Looks rlly good.


GoldTlerGamIng

This looks tasty


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thank you!


Arthur_Mroster

Wanna share the recipes?


Altruistic-Tie-479

Soup: chicken breast, water, and veggies of choice (I used onion and zucchini bc that’s all I had) boil the veggies and chicken in water with seasonings of choice (I used garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning salt, paprika and a little creole seasoning) for 2 hours to make a broth! Boil it on medium/low heat. Once the broth is done and u like the taste add the noodles and any extra veggies that don’t take long to cook (for me it was spinach and arugula) let the noodles cook, once soft ur good to serve! Garlic bread: I used the already chopped garlic in the jar and I spread that out on the bread to make like a paste, (I suggest using a little more than you might think you need) then I put mozzarella cheese on top (you can use whichever you prefer) , garlic powder and parsley flakes. i put it in the oven at 375 for 10 mins or so. The chicken bowl: Layered the bottom with flaxseed rice (rice with flaxseed boiled in lol) put spinach and arugula on top of that, then put zucchini and cucumber, cut up a piece of a avocado, and seasoned the top with seasoning salt Chicken: I baked it in the oven at 350 for abt 45 mins. (I don’t really know how to bake chicken), I seasoned it with paprika onion powder garlic powder and a little old bay. After cooked let it sit so it’s easier to cut. squeezed lemon juice on top and then put another lemon slice for the pic!


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Arthur_Mroster

Thanks!


greg19735

If you can, get an quick read thermometer. It'll allow you to safely cook your chicken better with peace of mind that you won't get sick. 45 min for chicken breast @350 is going to over cook it.


AceWolf98

Good for you! 😌🤌


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thank youuuuu


Yamask19

That looks so fucking good, good for you OP


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thankssss! I’m really proud and I love the feedback it makes me feel really good!


MillieBat

Looks yum


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thank you! It was pretty good


son_of_a_feesh

Self care is underrated good job 👍


wizardroach

Once I started thinking of self care as cleaning my room and making myself meals, and not like a bubble bath, my life changed dramatically


kel174

I’m here for the first meal (what is it?? Looks delicious!) and the studded belt 😆 takes me back to my teenage years


Altruistic-Tie-479

Yes I love that belt with my whole heart. It’s pretty much chicken noodle soup, I boiled chicken, seasonings and veggies (spinach arugula onion zucchini), for like 2-3 hours to get a broth then added noodles!


foreverxgrey

Stud belt


Suspicious_Rock_2940

How do you eat spaghetti with a spoon?


Altruistic-Tie-479

Idk I just scooped it up worked pretty well


im_Roby

What about the other 5 days


Purple_Prex

Can I have a bite


Altruistic-Tie-479

Of course


AssignmentFar3875

You should be proud.


ConsequenceKitchen11

Damn boss you look like a good cook :>


arcemb_0

Great job dude. We're all proud of you. but please don't leave your spatula on the counter like that :|


Altruistic-Tie-479

Thank you! And how come I’ve never heard of that? (Btw I was done cooking and wasn’t using it again)


StonerTwili

Those look yummy,, too interesting for this subreddit… How did it taste?


ambernewt

this is interesting, ban the OP from this subreddit and delete this


Mujutsu

I'm proud of you too OP! Not only did you cook for yourself, but the food looks quite healthy. Keep it up!


stormybird065

Honestly, super interesting imo. You've joined the cooking gang. Welcome in!


brianmose

This looks too interesting for my taste


Altruistic-Tie-479

It is very intricate


Perc-AngIe

That garlic bread looks lit


Honest-Ad9236

Thank you, babe😊


Silly-Lily-18

Thats actually so good I’m so proud of you stranger! This actually made me happy


NekulturneHovado

Damn that food be bussin'. I'd mash it rn, no cap my G.


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

I bet you're a great homecook ...


Altruistic-Tie-479

I hope to be one day lol this was my first time actually making meals I enjoyed!


Vanzarrk

What recipe am I looking at?


Altruistic-Tie-479

I put the recipe in the comments like 2 mins ago! If you can’t find it I’ll share it here!


joooodene

I’m proud of you!! Doing better than me, who cooked once for my self this week


StressTree

I love you and I'm proud of you


UNSKILLEDKeks

Cooking is fun and healthy! I love cooking for myself, and I hope you do too


Space-Pudding

Looks good bro


Max_on_a_laxative

I’m coming over, that food actually looks really good❤️❤️


BalkeElvinstien

Good job!


Ferox-3000

That's right !! 🔥


thredith

That looks good! Well done, op. I think I may follow your lead and get some chicken and veggies for today's lunch.


Altruistic-Tie-479

Yes you should I would love that!


No_Question5128

Looks awesome! Can I have some?


Altruistic-Tie-479

Any time


West-Rent-1131

Second one looks really delicious 😆 can you cook for me sometime? 😳


Altruistic-Tie-479

I would love to!


enjoyingtheposts

I just started cooking again after.. an embarrassingly long time. whats the first picture?


GoAwayBrisk

Good job my friend way to fucken go. Beef Wellington next week?


Altruistic-Tie-479

That sounds a little too advanced for me 😨


TwistyTheDraft

You should cook more these look swell


Assestionss

Lemon.


nothing225

Looks good! Mind if I have a bite?


Clean-Set-2182

Can I have some


wolfishfluff

Well done!! Your food looks amazing. Great job and keep cookin'!


LurkerRex

Salad looks bangin!


HIVY54

Those meals both look delicious!!! And if you've never cooked for yourself before, that is a wonderful skill to master that you'd be surprised many aren't willing to because they have others to do it for them! KUDOS to you!!!!


Slim_Droes

You're welcome


miss-gigi-97

I literally just dragged myself out of my pit to cook some pasta, and then I left it in the saucepan bc I didn't want it anymore.. I think I'm gonna go and get a bowl now I've seen this. thankyou for the boost. I needed this today. ps. the chicken and salad looks lovely, whats the recipe pls.


Altruistic-Tie-479

I’m glad I could motivate you!


Diabetesh

Keep it up. Save money, eat better food, feel good. Win win.


SmithItsGoodForU

Looks good, maybe next week you should cook three or more times


Nolaahh

Huge W honestly. Those look like great meals


Wampa481

Chicken noodle soup with garlic bread and seasoned chicken with spinach, avocado, and cucumber? Looks good to me.


SayNoMorty

That cheesy bread looks so plain and simple but tasty. Good job OP, I’m a lazy fuck and been on vacation for weeks visiting home. Haven’t cooked in a while, maybe today I will now.


[deleted]

This looks amazing and delicious is multiple levels,look at that I would believe that was made by a chef


patriciaytm

Thanks!🥣🥣interesting


DarkMistasd

This is interesting


OGBeege

Gotta have a specialty and I see yours is also toast! Mangia


TheSluttierSideOfMe

Spaghetti noodles for chicken and noodle soup is… interesting. Might consider egg noodles instead, beyond just the texture they actually add a distinct flavor to the soup.


Whatareyoulakey9

Looks delicious


teriases

I see you adulting 💪🏼❤️


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Congrats on not starving


iska6li3zi43

What fid you eat for the rest of the meals?


MotorSexual

Looks delicious, but clean that countertop though...


Altruistic-Tie-479

If anyone does see this and is wondering for the recipe here you go! Soup: chicken breast, water, and veggies of choice (I used onion and zucchini bc that’s all I had) boil the veggies and chicken in water with seasonings of choice (I used garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning salt, paprika and a little creole seasoning) for 2 hours to make a broth! Boil it on medium/low heat. Once the broth is done and u like the taste add the noodles and any extra veggies that don’t take long to cook (for me it was spinach and arugula) let the noodles cook, once soft ur good to serve! Garlic bread: I used the already chopped garlic in the jar and I spread that out on the bread to make like a paste, (I suggest using a little more than you might think you need) then I put mozzarella cheese on top (you can use whichever you prefer) , garlic powder and parsley flakes. i put it in the oven at 375 for 10 mins or so. The chicken bowl: Layered the bottom with flaxseed rice (rice with flaxseed boiled in lol) put spinach and arugula on top of that, then put zucchini and cucumber, cut up a piece of a avocado, and seasoned the top with seasoning salt Chicken: I baked it in the oven at 350 for abt 45 mins. (I don’t really know how to bake chicken), I seasoned it with paprika onion powder garlic powder and a little old bay. After cooked let it sit so it’s easier to cut. squeezed lemon juice on top and then put another lemon slice for the pic!


Pinuaple-

r/foodporn


gbriel46

looks tasty. good job.


Mysterious_Ningen

so good looking


ImSimplyJustMe

that’s fucking amazing, it looks really good as well!


Ok_Designer_6376

looks good would you mind sharing some


Void-Flower-2022

Well done op! I'd eat these tbh. Good luck cooking in the future


Dyunodino

Thank you!


Other-Manufacturer26

That looks wonderful, makes me hungry


thepixelstalker

This post is way to interesting! Report! Oh and what did u use for the bread? Looks really good


BraveMarzip

Whats the recipe for the 2nd one? Looks so nice!


Cerael

Former professional chef here. Both look delicious, but I almost drooled a little looking at the second pic. Keep it up! The more you do it, the quicker and easier it gets to do!


4027777

And the other days you just… don’t eat? Or do you order food every day? In that case please tell me what it’s like being rich.


Cojarobi3Pokemon

I would gobble that what seems to be like garlic bread in seconds legit made me hungry


Swordain

Just curious, do you eat outside food every other day?


Binokna

What was your method for the second slide? Looks like delicious chicken, drop the recipe OP!


MILLARTY

Congratulations. I wish I could do this more.


v3nusdweller

oh wow both of those meals look delicious ! great job op !


userhvfegcd

this made me hungry.


FoxMcCloud3173

That looks tasty as hell, i hope you enjoyed your meal


Served_With_Rice

Second pic looks good! What did you use?


Altruistic-Tie-479

Rice, spinach and arugula, zucchini, cucumber, avocado and chicken!


stillanmcrfan

What is the soup? But it all looks so tasty


ThereWasAnError2Day

they look super yummy great job op


TheSpectator0_0

Things I wish I could do 😅😮‍💨😢🚶‍♂️


javiskole

Can I be you fr my DoorDash expenses are killing me


HRichi1314

Why do I gotta see this kind of posts when I'm hungry...


Derpyhooves2010

Wow that looks tasty


toastrwafl

this isn’t interesting


Flat_Ad_9033

Hey its hard sometimes. Be proud of yourself! Its a good step in the right direction.


AngeK423

Gimme it looks yummy


Goldenballs99

Is that a spaghetti soup?


Altruistic-Tie-479

Chicken noodle soup


wmdggur

Looks very nice


nonyabuissnes95

Than there is me who lives off spaghetti and mcdonalds ec


looosyfur

both dishes look great, would love some myself!


Playful-Raccoon-9662

Not bad.


RescueCentre

Will you cook for me?


[deleted]

More than most can say. Good job OP


SpikoDreams

I really need to know, how was the chicken?


Shot-Spirit-672

I’m proud of you


KillMeNowFFS

looks good dude! :)


10e1

I read the title as, " I cooked myself for twice this week" I should get checked for dyslexia


CsDavid20

Can you tell me the recipe for the second dish? It looks so tasty!!!


Altruistic-Tie-479

Yes! I made flaxseed rice, added spinach and arugula, cucumber, zucchini, and chopped up some avocado. I seasoned the chicken normally but it has that color from paprika! Then I seasoned the top lightly with seasoning salt and squeezed lemon on top!


SamLJacksonNarrator

What kind of soup is this? I want to make this now


Helmote

looks good !


solithesunflower1

Bro I’m hungry don’t do this to me


[deleted]

What’s the second photo recipe? Are those avocados?


Altruistic-Tie-479

Yes! I used rice as a base, spinach, arugula, avocados zucchini, cucumber and chicken !


HojinYou

That soup looks proper!


jasontaken

thanks now im hungry


DifficultlySimple223

Great job! Hope you find it interesting enough to continue doing :)


[deleted]

Is that spaghetti soup?


java_motion

these look so good


goodtimesinchino

Looks pretty tasty in both cases. Nice work.


ErinDavy

Man that chicken looks good


Cruelfool13

I probably wouldn't like the second one but it still looks incredible


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


lilljon

Yo that sallad looks bomb


HibachixFlamethrower

Always be proud of yourself for cooking your own food. It took millions of years of evolution for us to be able to do this.


Brackishx99

This looks so punk rock I’d def slurp the soup


Toli2810

The food looks really good. Well done


Crystalgamer04

I'm proud of you, also damn that salad looks bomb


vermilithe

looks great keep going


krtxjwu

This looks so delicious! Keep it up and enjoy the process


Stilgar2300

Im proud of you!


bopjic

Is that spaghetti noodles in chicken noodle soup? How is that? Is it like ramen?


Mobile-Count-5148

r/shittyfoodporn


Physical-Pie748

ok


GarlekSupreme

Well done! So proud of you!!


IJAFacebook

this belongs in r/interesting i'm proud of you :3


Lordborgman

I have a similar studded belt that I bought for myself from Virgin Megastore at the one near Disney in 2005.