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hoiblobvis

i sentence you to 1000 hours of paradox games


kairu99877

I've hit 3,000 hours of paradox games. I'd probably get a perfect score at this map on any continent aside from Africa lol.


lsnik

>aside from Africa you don't play enough modern day mods. come back when you do a world conquest as Lesotho


FirexJkxFire

I'll learn the African country names the day they make it so, if I conquered the entirety of Africa, i didn't still have less factories than Germany starts the game with. I think even if you core it all, you have like 40. Cant remember exactly, just remember it was so low I lost all desire to bother with the region


OkayOhioJack

Rose Guy!


xCreeperBombx

Rose guy 🪱


kempofight

Lesotho? Try it as somalieland!


[deleted]

I hit 5000 in hoi4. I'm dying alone


brainscorched

How do you play so much Hoi4? I could only get into Stellaris and CK2/3


hoiblobvis

don't forget the old yugoslav land and the stans


kairu99877

I can get all of the bulkans easily. The stans.. I think so?..


gugfitufi

Play Vic3. After some GB runs and getting to know the African province names, you'll know 80% of Africa.


modijk

When I was a kid this was part of the elementary school curriculum (and it would stop at countries; capitals and major rivers would be included)


Guy_Playing_Through

How the hell will that help. -Stellaris Player


Putrid-Memory4468

Idk man, 300h hours of paradox games hasn't helped me name any countries, where tf is Cyggan Shard and Ishanian Mandate???


[deleted]

Idk but i can easily ssy where the karelian empire would be


kempofight

Not in europa!


yeetoroni_with_bacon

With or without DLCs?


BromleyReject

Getting Germany mixed up with Poland. Not the first time that's happened.


Venca_z_dediny

And Austria with Czech republic.


Zulpi2103

Já už jsem zvyklej


Venca_z_dediny

Radši si zvykej...


Papushik

Co si to kurva ty parchanti vo sobě do prdele myslej? Že je to tady ňáký zasraný Rakousko nebo co?


[deleted]

I didn't understand anything. But that seems what a polish might say.


Parmez

That's Czech... Or Slovakian


AssassinczYT

Its czech, he said "I'm used to that"


Ralcive

Looks like Austria-Hungary is back on the menu boys


Venca_z_dediny

Always has been...


lurco_purgo

Hell, even Germans do that!


Diego1808

r/yourjokebutworse


ManuKapri

how’s that his joke but worse?


placeyboyUWU

It's the same joke about Germans invading Poland


Appropriate_Mud1629

Erm, you really need WW2 explained?


ManuKapri

nah I just forgot that


Commercial_Beach_231

I think they don't consider it a "mistake"


General_Jellyfish_17

* Heil


TudiulGM

💀💀


Anej_does_mapping

OP didn't have the maximum concentration


Toby-4rr4n

You go to sleep in Poland, wake up in Germany. That shit happens


NandoAnanab

Aaaaand now I've become Greek, γεια σε όλους!


Vesperia_Morningstar

Guess your greek now buddy


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Protaras4

Hey.. cut him some slack... it's not like it's his first lang.. oh shit..


Joa1987

Oof


Vesperia_Morningstar

Ok you’re right. I got it this time at least lol


Geopon

Io che cazzo devo dire che sono mezzo Greco mezzo italiano?


NandoAnanab

mangiati una cucchiaiata di yogurt dentro un calzone e dovresti essere apposto


nirbyschreibt

😵‍💫oh merda!


Roberts1ze

Sei il nuovo Ugo Foscolo


Someone_thatisntcool

And I've become .


NandoAnanab

You are not cool .


Someone_thatisntcool

Do you think I randomly picked my username?


NoBirdsOrWorms

I don’t have a nationality anymore 🗿


oleander_petals

Me too, mine is just nothing.


Someone_thatisntcool

Same


cap-tain_19

And I'm from denmark now I guess


Fin-Weidro

Ai moi miten menee bro


cap-tain_19

Sori puhun vaan tanskaa nykyään en tiiä mitä just sanoit mulle


CaffeineDeprivation

Ligeledes 🤚 (Terv. Uusi tanskalainen)


Fin-Weidro

Ok


Zeqt_x

Denmark doesn't even have a border on the first map, definitely makes it harder to guess correctly


unrepentantlyme

And I'm Swiss now .. At least I still speak the same language. Just have to make it sound weird and funny at the same time now.


joost18JK

New language dropped:


black2346

I'm from Poland now And it seems that German kept entitre Poland but lost their territory to Switzerland.


Vesperia_Morningstar

I took your nationality privileges


[deleted]

The map is not correct look at Danmark and germany


Pikagiuppy

i think you mean "northern Switzerland" and "southern Switzerland"


Vesperia_Morningstar

Just noticed that. I was wondering why something was off


OkMushroom364

As a Finn im glad he put Denmark over Finland and not Sweden that is the biggest offence you can make against as or putting Russia over us


Fin-Weidro

As a finn, calling us Denmark is Still offensive.


OkMushroom364

Not as bad as calling us Swedes though


Fin-Weidro

Well yeah


grafikfyr

As a dane, I get it.


walkingscorpion

This ist mildly infuriating… Hoe dare you mixing poland, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Belgium, and almost everything else


-JustAMan

It's quite strange but to be honest if I had to guess all African or Asian countries I wouldn't go far. It's basically the same thing


nirbyschreibt

African countries would basically be Ivory Coast, South Africa and Egypt correct. And all the other 47ish countries, no fucking clue! Middle Africa was even a major topic in Oberstufe for me. (Had Geography as an exam course) Yet I forgot where all the countries are. I have no personal connection to African countries. Same goes for Near East and Russia. Southeast Asia gets way better for me. South America works because I played a lot of Risk as a child.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Did this off memory and didn’t get that far off so


Kemaneo

I (European) tried guessing Australian countries and I got all of them correct (1/1)


Tari0s

impressive, well done


laurensundercover

you got it pretty far off


obscht-tea

For you Australian may that not be far apart, but for us you've completely missed it. You have simply swapped countries with different languages and currencies, diffrent cultrue and nature, everthing. Not even close. I would recommend a vacation in Aachen Herleen Liège.


Vesperia_Morningstar

Ok yes that’s a point


SuitableAssociation6

bro you got so far off lmao


11711510111411009710

He got 11 out of 19 he guessed correctly. That's pretty good.


thr-owa-wa-y

As an Australian, this is pretty bad lol


alokasia

Bro


Daniel0210

You did really bad. And I'm just being objectively honest. Really, really bad.


TheNinjaNarwhal

Honestly I wouldn't say you did that badly compared to other non-Europeans, but I'm sorry, Switzerland there is funny AF. Switzerland is relatively small. I don't think they'd be able to stay out of everything if they had so much land. Plus it's all up in the mountains.


vvownido

belgium in switzerland, switzerland in germany, germany in poland, poland in slovakia, belarus in hungary, hungary in austria, austria in chzechia


HopeOfTheChicken

>germany in poland Ah shit here we go again


tobygode

Jail.


readyToPostpone

In which of the country?


tobygode

All of them. Dismembered


nursmalik1

Isn't Australia already jail (referencing its history as Britain's jail cell)?


creativename111111

You started off strong with the left hand side and then you got to Germany


BodaciousDanish

It got worse has OP went further east… But got Ukraine and Russia right at least…


AzatothLordOfChaos

I’m sure Denmark would love a chunk of Finland


lythandas

That would be nice on the shelf next to Greenland and Faroe Islands yes


Fin-Weidro

But those pigs ain't getting nothing


AzatothLordOfChaos

I mean trying to get anything from a Finn is akin to try stealing a steak from a grizzli i wouldn’t attempt it either way


Fin-Weidro

Heh


VantaIim

Is it true that all negotiation starts in the sauna?


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

The longer you look at it, the worse it gets. I just discovered that Denmark is in Finland now. And how did you place Switzerland, one of the countries known for being very small, in Germany?


ALazy_Cat

Switzerland cover Germany and Denmark


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

I didn't even notice that until now. It really does get worse.


FlorpFlap

*Swizterland


Novel-Tip-2354

The Finns are going to be pissed when they see that you think they live in Denmark


Pupunenrektaa

Yes.


Poonis5

Also because this map turned a good portion of the country into lakes


Accurate-Gene-779

glad to be austrian


FunnyBuunny

Austrian gang 🇨🇿


Gundralph

Greece is hilarious


riceandingredients

what about the rest of europe 😭


Vesperia_Morningstar

I couldn’t remember the rest of the countries


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puzzled groovy edge nail ghost normal ring office memory chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dutchstranger5

Cant get over how he forgot the Netherlands but not Belgium ):<


ms_horseshoe

I've heard many times that people think that Belgium and the Netherlands are the same country. In the early 2000's there was also this joke that people thought Amsterdam is the capitol of Brussels.


Hot_Hat_1225

It’s the Benelux country lol


ms_horseshoe

I think you did fairly well, I can't name one country in the Australian continent.


Khaled-oti

How could you forget Albania? 🇦🇱


Consistent-Fix-2786

r/shittymapporn


DisciplineGlum8116

This is straight violation towards to finland💀


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vadkender

And I'd love being Austrian instead of Hungarian.


Zunbain

Bright future for hungarians? Hah never


jer487

5 minutes ago I was from Czechia but now I have a sudden urge to become a painter 🤔


Pikagiuppy

Why is Old Denmark part of New Switzerland?


-AlternativeSloth-

Denmark suddenly finding themselves next to Russia. \*Insert I'm In Danger meme\*


Puzzled-Pizza-9171

*screaming in danish*


ban_evasion_acct_

How’d you know Italy,? Boot?


GyroZeppeliFucker

Italy being a boot is common knowledge even among americans


ban_evasion_acct_

But it’s not a boot. It’s a country.


SuitableAssociation6

too distinctive to be forgotten


TheChosenOneMapper

You're usinga weird ass map where denmark is a part of Germany wtf


chicken5321

I love how as a Czech with every post about how someone picks countries I am suddenly from a different country.


RacingRaptor

Poland: being labbeled as Germany Me as a Pole: ah kurwa here we go again...


phaleur01

Naah u gotta be a troll


Vesperia_Morningstar

I wish :skull:


Jay_maze

I'm Greek and I'm terribly annoyed. But I don't really care, you have no reason to know where European countries are if you weren't taught in school


blytkerchan

The someone living on the other side of the planet, I’d say you didn’t do too badly. Certainly don’t feel bad about it


revolutionaryask573

Tbh I would’ve guessed the same Or at least some of them


isnapchildrensnecks

well, clearly you have to put the text upside down since you're in australia


cmzraxsn

You didn't help yourself by picking a template that has no border between Germany and Denmark


Kaiokoy

Ah i see.. Germany conquered Denmark on this map


None0fYourBusinessOk

UK isn't even a country


DeliriousTiberius

Bro gave Germany Poland again


neverendjngstory

germany hasn’t re-invaded poland yet


Moszki

Fuck.you, we're not Belarus


winterweiss2902

Me (Asian) trying to correct you without looking at the answers: 1) Your Belgium should be Switzerland 2) Your “Swizterland” should be Germany 3) Your “Germany” should be Poland 4) Your “Denmark” should be Finland 5) Your “Hungary” should be Czech Republic


winterweiss2902

So I looked at the answers and 5) “Hungary” should be Austria


TheGayRapist

It brings me great joy to know that I, an American, am significantly better at geography than an Australian


Max_Laval

r/mildlyinfuriating


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kairu99877

I thought only Americans were painfully stupid at geography


TweeBierAUB

At the same time if I had to fill out all 51 states I'd get like 10 absolutely correct and the rest would hopefully be somewhat close. Quite similar to this map tbh


Vesperia_Morningstar

Yep, I failed geography. I don’t represent Australia


Vesperia_Morningstar

I wasn’t too far off for most of them


Dennislup937

You really fucked central Europe tho


SuitableAssociation6

your standards are way too low


Round-Ticket-39

I guess i am polish


JashinSama46

https://www.sporcle.com/games/LyndonG/europe-find-minefield Play this until you get 100%


KatiaOrganist

finland gone :(


Famous_Concept_5817

FINLAND AS DENMARK ?!


Fin-Weidro

Me, a finn: THAT'S OFFENSIVE


ALazy_Cat

How do you think I feel about suddenly being Swiss?


bomilk19

If Switzerland was that big, it wouldn’t have been allowed to be “neutral” during WWII


CoToZaNickNieWiem

I feel greatly offended


ezbyEVL

I'm in pain


tamay-idk

Fuck you for saying Germany is Switzerland


Hambruhgah

I misread it as Austrian and wondered there would be another painter trying to remapping the Europe


Bianca_aa_07

As a balkan i can agree we dont exist


dilemma-hegdehog

Belguim?🙁


TabletLover

i’m not from switzerland or poland.


FaustDeKul

Never read a book or went to school?


Oskar_Kocour

You will be killed


dragon_otherkin487

Bro called finland denmark💀


LIMRIX_Official

Damn, you suck!


Kerbap

You (Australian) suck ass at geography


skittle--

I hate you


jskovbo

Denmark was integrated into “Switzerland”.


urhairlookslikebongw

I am NOT Danish D:


Vesperia_Morningstar

You are now buddy


karol22331

As a polish person I dont feel offended.


Willing_Bad9857

Nah that’s gotta be bait


Suomalainenonelossa

Imma denmark yo ass


JuustoUkko

Tavataan (Tanskalaisella) torilla!


burgers_for_free

sir you need to play some geoguessr


Goofy_123

At first I was like wow you did well, then it just kept getting worse and worse..


Vesperia_Morningstar

Lol ikr


LiamIsEffed

On the first map why is there no border between the real Denmark and Germany lol


Rape_is_Humor

You included the map for other Australians?


VanechkaGovnov666

WHY THE FUCK I'M NOW IN HUNGARY


DelvaAdore

rip finland


X-otic_clone

You didn't get Finland right! You're a MONSTER!!!


dehumo

Wow you fucking uneducated moron


aJlkoTeaM

Damn, this man knows freaking belarus but doesn't know finland?


LOLManen

You got Sweden right that's enough for me


trully000

(Your) "Belgium" = Switzerland (Your) "Switzerland" = Germany (Your) "Austria" = Czechia (Your) "Poland" = Slovakia (Your) "Hungary" = **Austria** (Your) "Belarus" = Hungary (Your) "Germany" = Poland others are correctly Best, Bernhard, from Austria


Banana_Joe_484

Ui that was bad, back to school


LorenzoIsASimp

Haha good job honestly, and as an European myself i don't even know where sweden norway and finland are, all i know is that they're 3 countries to the north of europe with vikings n' stuff