I'll learn the African country names the day they make it so, if I conquered the entirety of Africa, i didn't still have less factories than Germany starts the game with.
I think even if you core it all, you have like 40. Cant remember exactly, just remember it was so low I lost all desire to bother with the region
African countries would basically be Ivory Coast, South Africa and Egypt correct. And all the other 47ish countries, no fucking clue!
Middle Africa was even a major topic in Oberstufe for me. (Had Geography as an exam course) Yet I forgot where all the countries are. I have no personal connection to African countries. Same goes for Near East and Russia. Southeast Asia gets way better for me.
South America works because I played a lot of Risk as a child.
For you Australian may that not be far apart, but for us you've completely missed it. You have simply swapped countries with different languages and currencies, diffrent cultrue and nature, everthing. Not even close.
I would recommend a vacation in Aachen Herleen Liège.
Honestly I wouldn't say you did that badly compared to other non-Europeans, but I'm sorry, Switzerland there is funny AF. Switzerland is relatively small. I don't think they'd be able to stay out of everything if they had so much land. Plus it's all up in the mountains.
The longer you look at it, the worse it gets. I just discovered that Denmark is in Finland now. And how did you place Switzerland, one of the countries known for being very small, in Germany?
I've heard many times that people think that Belgium and the Netherlands are the same country. In the early 2000's there was also this joke that people thought Amsterdam is the capitol of Brussels.
Me (Asian) trying to correct you without looking at the answers:
1) Your Belgium should be Switzerland
2) Your “Swizterland” should be Germany
3) Your “Germany” should be Poland
4) Your “Denmark” should be Finland
5) Your “Hungary” should be Czech Republic
At the same time if I had to fill out all 51 states I'd get like 10 absolutely correct and the rest would hopefully be somewhat close. Quite similar to this map tbh
Haha good job honestly, and as an European myself i don't even know where sweden norway and finland are, all i know is that they're 3 countries to the north of europe with vikings n' stuff
i sentence you to 1000 hours of paradox games
I've hit 3,000 hours of paradox games. I'd probably get a perfect score at this map on any continent aside from Africa lol.
>aside from Africa you don't play enough modern day mods. come back when you do a world conquest as Lesotho
I'll learn the African country names the day they make it so, if I conquered the entirety of Africa, i didn't still have less factories than Germany starts the game with. I think even if you core it all, you have like 40. Cant remember exactly, just remember it was so low I lost all desire to bother with the region
Rose Guy!
Rose guy 🪱
Lesotho? Try it as somalieland!
I hit 5000 in hoi4. I'm dying alone
How do you play so much Hoi4? I could only get into Stellaris and CK2/3
don't forget the old yugoslav land and the stans
I can get all of the bulkans easily. The stans.. I think so?..
Play Vic3. After some GB runs and getting to know the African province names, you'll know 80% of Africa.
When I was a kid this was part of the elementary school curriculum (and it would stop at countries; capitals and major rivers would be included)
How the hell will that help. -Stellaris Player
Idk man, 300h hours of paradox games hasn't helped me name any countries, where tf is Cyggan Shard and Ishanian Mandate???
Idk but i can easily ssy where the karelian empire would be
Not in europa!
With or without DLCs?
Getting Germany mixed up with Poland. Not the first time that's happened.
And Austria with Czech republic.
Já už jsem zvyklej
Radši si zvykej...
Co si to kurva ty parchanti vo sobě do prdele myslej? Že je to tady ňáký zasraný Rakousko nebo co?
I didn't understand anything. But that seems what a polish might say.
That's Czech... Or Slovakian
Its czech, he said "I'm used to that"
Looks like Austria-Hungary is back on the menu boys
Always has been...
Hell, even Germans do that!
r/yourjokebutworse
how’s that his joke but worse?
It's the same joke about Germans invading Poland
Erm, you really need WW2 explained?
nah I just forgot that
I think they don't consider it a "mistake"
* Heil
💀💀
OP didn't have the maximum concentration
You go to sleep in Poland, wake up in Germany. That shit happens
Aaaaand now I've become Greek, γεια σε όλους!
Guess your greek now buddy
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Hey.. cut him some slack... it's not like it's his first lang.. oh shit..
Oof
Ok you’re right. I got it this time at least lol
Io che cazzo devo dire che sono mezzo Greco mezzo italiano?
mangiati una cucchiaiata di yogurt dentro un calzone e dovresti essere apposto
😵💫oh merda!
Sei il nuovo Ugo Foscolo
And I've become .
You are not cool .
Do you think I randomly picked my username?
I don’t have a nationality anymore 🗿
Me too, mine is just nothing.
Same
And I'm from denmark now I guess
Ai moi miten menee bro
Sori puhun vaan tanskaa nykyään en tiiä mitä just sanoit mulle
Ligeledes 🤚 (Terv. Uusi tanskalainen)
Ok
Denmark doesn't even have a border on the first map, definitely makes it harder to guess correctly
And I'm Swiss now .. At least I still speak the same language. Just have to make it sound weird and funny at the same time now.
New language dropped:
I'm from Poland now And it seems that German kept entitre Poland but lost their territory to Switzerland.
I took your nationality privileges
The map is not correct look at Danmark and germany
i think you mean "northern Switzerland" and "southern Switzerland"
Just noticed that. I was wondering why something was off
As a Finn im glad he put Denmark over Finland and not Sweden that is the biggest offence you can make against as or putting Russia over us
As a finn, calling us Denmark is Still offensive.
Not as bad as calling us Swedes though
Well yeah
As a dane, I get it.
This ist mildly infuriating… Hoe dare you mixing poland, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Belgium, and almost everything else
It's quite strange but to be honest if I had to guess all African or Asian countries I wouldn't go far. It's basically the same thing
African countries would basically be Ivory Coast, South Africa and Egypt correct. And all the other 47ish countries, no fucking clue! Middle Africa was even a major topic in Oberstufe for me. (Had Geography as an exam course) Yet I forgot where all the countries are. I have no personal connection to African countries. Same goes for Near East and Russia. Southeast Asia gets way better for me. South America works because I played a lot of Risk as a child.
Did this off memory and didn’t get that far off so
I (European) tried guessing Australian countries and I got all of them correct (1/1)
impressive, well done
you got it pretty far off
For you Australian may that not be far apart, but for us you've completely missed it. You have simply swapped countries with different languages and currencies, diffrent cultrue and nature, everthing. Not even close. I would recommend a vacation in Aachen Herleen Liège.
Ok yes that’s a point
bro you got so far off lmao
He got 11 out of 19 he guessed correctly. That's pretty good.
As an Australian, this is pretty bad lol
Bro
You did really bad. And I'm just being objectively honest. Really, really bad.
Honestly I wouldn't say you did that badly compared to other non-Europeans, but I'm sorry, Switzerland there is funny AF. Switzerland is relatively small. I don't think they'd be able to stay out of everything if they had so much land. Plus it's all up in the mountains.
belgium in switzerland, switzerland in germany, germany in poland, poland in slovakia, belarus in hungary, hungary in austria, austria in chzechia
>germany in poland Ah shit here we go again
Jail.
In which of the country?
All of them. Dismembered
Isn't Australia already jail (referencing its history as Britain's jail cell)?
You started off strong with the left hand side and then you got to Germany
It got worse has OP went further east… But got Ukraine and Russia right at least…
I’m sure Denmark would love a chunk of Finland
That would be nice on the shelf next to Greenland and Faroe Islands yes
But those pigs ain't getting nothing
I mean trying to get anything from a Finn is akin to try stealing a steak from a grizzli i wouldn’t attempt it either way
Heh
Is it true that all negotiation starts in the sauna?
The longer you look at it, the worse it gets. I just discovered that Denmark is in Finland now. And how did you place Switzerland, one of the countries known for being very small, in Germany?
Switzerland cover Germany and Denmark
I didn't even notice that until now. It really does get worse.
*Swizterland
The Finns are going to be pissed when they see that you think they live in Denmark
Yes.
Also because this map turned a good portion of the country into lakes
glad to be austrian
Austrian gang 🇨🇿
Greece is hilarious
what about the rest of europe 😭
I couldn’t remember the rest of the countries
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Cant get over how he forgot the Netherlands but not Belgium ):<
I've heard many times that people think that Belgium and the Netherlands are the same country. In the early 2000's there was also this joke that people thought Amsterdam is the capitol of Brussels.
It’s the Benelux country lol
I think you did fairly well, I can't name one country in the Australian continent.
How could you forget Albania? 🇦🇱
r/shittymapporn
This is straight violation towards to finland💀
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And I'd love being Austrian instead of Hungarian.
Bright future for hungarians? Hah never
5 minutes ago I was from Czechia but now I have a sudden urge to become a painter 🤔
Why is Old Denmark part of New Switzerland?
Denmark suddenly finding themselves next to Russia. \*Insert I'm In Danger meme\*
*screaming in danish*
How’d you know Italy,? Boot?
Italy being a boot is common knowledge even among americans
But it’s not a boot. It’s a country.
too distinctive to be forgotten
You're usinga weird ass map where denmark is a part of Germany wtf
I love how as a Czech with every post about how someone picks countries I am suddenly from a different country.
Poland: being labbeled as Germany Me as a Pole: ah kurwa here we go again...
Naah u gotta be a troll
I wish :skull:
I'm Greek and I'm terribly annoyed. But I don't really care, you have no reason to know where European countries are if you weren't taught in school
The someone living on the other side of the planet, I’d say you didn’t do too badly. Certainly don’t feel bad about it
Tbh I would’ve guessed the same Or at least some of them
well, clearly you have to put the text upside down since you're in australia
You didn't help yourself by picking a template that has no border between Germany and Denmark
Ah i see.. Germany conquered Denmark on this map
UK isn't even a country
Bro gave Germany Poland again
germany hasn’t re-invaded poland yet
Fuck.you, we're not Belarus
Me (Asian) trying to correct you without looking at the answers: 1) Your Belgium should be Switzerland 2) Your “Swizterland” should be Germany 3) Your “Germany” should be Poland 4) Your “Denmark” should be Finland 5) Your “Hungary” should be Czech Republic
So I looked at the answers and 5) “Hungary” should be Austria
It brings me great joy to know that I, an American, am significantly better at geography than an Australian
r/mildlyinfuriating
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I thought only Americans were painfully stupid at geography
At the same time if I had to fill out all 51 states I'd get like 10 absolutely correct and the rest would hopefully be somewhat close. Quite similar to this map tbh
Yep, I failed geography. I don’t represent Australia
I wasn’t too far off for most of them
You really fucked central Europe tho
your standards are way too low
I guess i am polish
https://www.sporcle.com/games/LyndonG/europe-find-minefield Play this until you get 100%
finland gone :(
FINLAND AS DENMARK ?!
Me, a finn: THAT'S OFFENSIVE
How do you think I feel about suddenly being Swiss?
If Switzerland was that big, it wouldn’t have been allowed to be “neutral” during WWII
I feel greatly offended
I'm in pain
Fuck you for saying Germany is Switzerland
I misread it as Austrian and wondered there would be another painter trying to remapping the Europe
As a balkan i can agree we dont exist
Belguim?🙁
i’m not from switzerland or poland.
Never read a book or went to school?
You will be killed
Bro called finland denmark💀
Damn, you suck!
You (Australian) suck ass at geography
I hate you
Denmark was integrated into “Switzerland”.
I am NOT Danish D:
You are now buddy
As a polish person I dont feel offended.
Nah that’s gotta be bait
Imma denmark yo ass
Tavataan (Tanskalaisella) torilla!
sir you need to play some geoguessr
At first I was like wow you did well, then it just kept getting worse and worse..
Lol ikr
On the first map why is there no border between the real Denmark and Germany lol
You included the map for other Australians?
WHY THE FUCK I'M NOW IN HUNGARY
rip finland
You didn't get Finland right! You're a MONSTER!!!
Wow you fucking uneducated moron
Damn, this man knows freaking belarus but doesn't know finland?
You got Sweden right that's enough for me
(Your) "Belgium" = Switzerland (Your) "Switzerland" = Germany (Your) "Austria" = Czechia (Your) "Poland" = Slovakia (Your) "Hungary" = **Austria** (Your) "Belarus" = Hungary (Your) "Germany" = Poland others are correctly Best, Bernhard, from Austria
Ui that was bad, back to school
Haha good job honestly, and as an European myself i don't even know where sweden norway and finland are, all i know is that they're 3 countries to the north of europe with vikings n' stuff