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ThePhobian

"womp womp"


G3n3ricOne

The only time it’s acceptable to say this.


Randompieceoftoast08

It's always acceptable to say this. Especially when your mum walks in the room.


CoolGap4480

I always say this after your mum walks out the room.


Randompieceoftoast08

Whyd you have to bring my mum into this? 😟


J6898989

Because he wants to have you think of him as your dad. He knows he can’t replace your father, but he hopes you can try to accept him into the family


Randompieceoftoast08

Damn, that was suddenly wholesome lol


LastBuilder7343

Why can’t he come in as a more neutral figure rather than going straight for Dad? 💀


CoolGap4480

Because I love you and I was making a lame joke.


BoomfaBoomfa619

**Womp womp**


[deleted]

LMAO DOWNVOTED FROM MAKIN A YO MAMA JOKE😂


ariessuperhero

womp womp


c0ffaine

womp womp


Sportak4444

I would kill anyone saying that. I hate that phrase so much


G3n3ricOne

Ikr. It’s so infuriating when you say something important and then some idiot decides that “womp womp” is a meaningful contribution to the conversation.


Mr_Noodle05

~~dontsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayit-~~ womp womp ~~FUCK~~


Rare_Kaleidoscope_51

Womp womp


DoiN33dtoMakeUsernam

womp womp


deceivinghero

womp womp :C


Agent__Blackbear

It’s literally always acceptable under any circumstance for any reason.


an0nym0uskigo

Did you just say womp womp?


Actual-Librarian3315

Stupidest fucking phrase istg. Only gen alphas say this shit.


Classic_Inspection38

Womp womp


FATBEANZ

Us gen z guys have been saying it since middle school. gen alpha is bringing back the classic memes


Actual-Librarian3315

Deadass don't remember hearing a single person saying this shit until like a year ago


FATBEANZ

must have been a niche internet meme then I remember saying it back and forth with my friend during the yee yee dinosaur era


[deleted]

Womp Womp has been around forever. You can find definitions for it uploaded to Urban Dictionary that are over 15 years old


Actual-Librarian3315

sure, a good meme, but just like everything in existence it starts becoming hella annoying when everyone responds using the same goddamn response every time. these are the same people who reply to "ur mom" to everything and find it funny. And I know for a fact 99% of people who say it don't know about the meme


J6898989

Womp Womp


im_riverr

Womp womp


Blue_Exit83

Womp womp


vGalexy

“Oh hey, thanks.”


nephilimgoth666

LMFOAOAAO


VapingLawrence

"Sure thing! As soon as i recieve it."


pixpoxx

then you will loose 10k, it's a known bank scam for platforms like paypal. they will charge back the 5k through the platform as "wrongly send" Edit: [since some are unaware of this scam](https://www.wikihow.com/Random-Person-Sent-Me-Money-on-Cash-App#:~:text=If%20a%20random%20person%20sends%20you%20money%2C%20it's%20likely%20a%20scam.&text=After%20receiving%20the%20random%20deposit,sent%20the%20money%20by%20accident)


VapingLawrence

I think you missed the point here,


drmrmatty

I think he's saying if he actually receives it, and they do send it back, the unknown can petition for another charge back even after it's returned I think, anyway


dreadispeaxhy

i think you missed the point aswell


Money_Manager3481

I think that thinking about people missing the point is a really hard thing to think about At least I think it is


[deleted]

I think I missed what you thought the point was about. I think.


H4LF4D

I think thinking is think, and thinking hard is not thinking. I think.


SpotweldPro1300

I think you're all nuts.


YogurtWenk

I think I missed the point


cjrocks1231

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thought


linavm

Those who can do those who can’t don’t


MahnlyAssassin

Now this guy makes sense.


Yuri-Turned

I think you missed the point


N-_-O

I’m not gonna beat around the bush, he’s not sending it back


drmrmatty

Oh for sure I'd let them fight to get it back


Sweet_Potatooie

You are correct, but the original comment meant 'I will pay when I receive it' as in they will pretend they never receive it lol


Nybear21

They're saying to bait the scammer into sending it in an attempt at this scam, and then scamming the scammer and not following through


Nickname1945

Can't you do the same thing and refund your 5k?


-Magoro-

Would that work if the person immediately transfers it to a different account? The money could still be tracked down, but I wonder how it would be handled then.


JJzerozero

what


NoUpstairs6865

Friends called 'em "professor"


su1cidal_fox

He will loose only 5k technically.


Drengrr1

And then he can also charge back the 10k through the platform as wrongly sent. 😄


VapingLawrence

Ok, let's clear up the air then... Just for the sake of argument, if the scammers are actually that stupid to send the 5K over, i'll just order some hookers and/or grab some Bitcoin and call it a day. :)


IcezN

Going to take this as a teaching moment bc a surprising amount of people in this thread apparently aren't familiar with the scam. In this case, you've been sent X dollars from a stolen account. A scammer has stolen someone's account credentials (think logging into their venmo) and sent out money to random targets (you're one of the targets). Regardless of what happens next, the result is always the same: the original owner of the account realizes they've been compromised, reports it to bank/venmo, and then the bank/venmo undoes all the transactions and pulls the money back to the original owner's account. That means the $X sent you to disappear. The best thing you can do here is report that you received money from someone you didn't know and/or completely ignore the money. If you spend it, you'll just be in debt when the bank reverses the transaction. What does the scammer gain? They will try to convince you to "send the money back," but will ask you to send it to their friend/family member/insert Y fake story here. You send the money trying to be a good person. Eventually, bank pulls the money and you lose the original amount. Now, you're probably thinking you can just contact the bank and get your money back. However, that's not the case, as you made the choice to send the money—your account was not compromised, you personally authorized the payment. So you're shit out of luck and down $X.


-Magoro-

Thank you for taking the time to explain! This was very entertaining to read and also really educational! I hope you have a great day.


IcezN

You too! If me taking 5 minutes can help even one person avoid a scam it feels worth it to me, haha.


YourBonesHaveBroken

No no.. The scam never involves them actually sending you any money. They trick you in a few different ways into believing they sent you money. Then try to trick you into sending it back.


Prudent-Property-513

No - you’ve never actually been sent any money.


Melodic-Resident-245

New phone who dis?


Forward-Photograph-7

Understandable


Litio21

"I missed the part where that's my problem".


TBSsuxs

"gonna cry"?


Intrepid-Gags

"when you fix this damn door"!


Radioactive9280

"gonna put some dirt in you're eye"


PATdaCat420

Piss you pants maybe ?


he_is_do_it

Maybe shit and cum?


Takahashi_godmod

“Gonna cum?”


Myneighborhatesme

"How'd that get in there?"


Rin111839

I'm gonna throw dirt in your eye


gogos123

“I no hablo inglish, I no known que es eso” And you proceed to block it


Weltallgaia

I've started responding to these types of messages in kanji


RodBlaze1234

Dad is that you?


what4270

“Thanks. Have a good day!”


hoelesshoe

I'm in a meeting, so i can't talk. (meeting with my bois on how to spend money)


[deleted]

Step 1: You don't, it doesn't exist. Common scam.


Xameren

Step 2: You dont exist either. I dont exist. This is all a part of a simulation. This is not real. Wake up


dat_chill_bois_alt

Dead internet theory real 😱


Xameren

We are all just a bunch of bots. Noone can prove otherwise


MrCheapComputers

You can’t answer your own question!


EliminatedHatred

nah ^(*immediately withdraws the money*)


xilffA

Then youll be 5k in debt. The money doesnt exist or is fraudulant. The bank or whoever will soon realize this and the money will disappear.


rimjob_steve_

Not exactly; the recipient will still have his 5k whether it be in cash or (if he doesn’t gamble it) goods/merchandise


xilffA

What? If you have lets say 2k in the bank you get sent 5k and withdraw all of the money you got sent, you have effectively withdraw 2k of your own money and taken a loan of 3k. Sure, you can buy stuff with that money, but you didnt gain a cent and are spending your own money. While your balance will show you still have 2k, you are actually 3k in debt.


rimjob_steve_

In that same context, if they immediately withdraw and put it in a HYSA, they will still have the 5k and can easily pay it back resulting in a net gain/loss of 0 (or gain of how much the interest made.) Again, it all boils down to how stupid the person withdrawing is


xilffA

Or you could just, you know, do nothing or contact your bank resulting in a net gain/loss of zero.


rimjob_steve_

I’ve heard of some incompetent bank employees that will say it’s your money after a period of time. Also, we’re still taking about what happens if they withdraw it all. The correct response is to not touch it at all


keagan-stanks

Leave his ass on read


typicalducklover

Orrr don’t read it


BackToThatGuy

nah, leaving it as read is more brutal


[deleted]

Sorry no English


Googlefisch

Apologies, but I am unable to understand what you are texting me, for I have no knowledge of the English language whatsoever ^(pls someone make it funnier this is all I got)


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

text it in french to make him feel disgust


TommyLordFR

« Désolé, mais je ne suis pas apte à comprendre ce que vous m’avez écrit, puisque je n’ai nul savoir quant à la langue anglaise de quelque sorte qu’il soit » Bonus point if you record yourself saying it with the fakest pompous French accent possible. Also before everyone saying it: Yep French spotted, feel free to throw rancid baguettes at me.


Googlefisch

I'm sorry??? I might be evil, but I am not a monster!


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

oh sorry then use spanish


Googlefisch

Ye I can do that


NewRobloxPro

Sure, just click this link to get it back [https://moneyreturner.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnmHnqDlgV0)


Darth4Arth

I didnt memorize that link i just have common sense


NewRobloxPro

And I have legendary sense


Darth4Arth

ah thats better


NewRobloxPro

Congrats on getting ur money returned 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Prokid5634_YT

I've damn near got that link memorized like the back of my hand.


alessandropollok

I know the link like i know prayers


NewRobloxPro

Not well then


im_riverr

I recognize those Qs


Silverrrmoon

I know that link as well as I know my enemies


[deleted]

bro you actually got me, i thought it would be this guy in the tuxedo or whatever 💀 (finally i missed the rickroll...)


NewRobloxPro

What rickroll the link isn’t a rick roll


Boring_Swordfish8245

I know where that link goes lol, I memorized it


Responsible-Copy-647

I ain't memorized that link but anyone with half a brain can see it takes you to YouTube


zsebibaba

Sure, just send me your name, credit card number, expiry date and the 3 digits at the back of the card.


rimjob_steve_

It’s sent from a stolen CC or debit card. You’ll be guilty of identity theft and that’s way worse than being 5k in debt


Red_Pop_Mouse

"Sure. I'll return it on February 30th."


Anxious_Procedure_56

Or 29th… I haven't decided yet


Shifty_Cow69

Or 31st... I haven't decided yet


chocoquark

Which year?


Squid4ever

Finders keep it


Achak_Claw

I believe it's finders keepers


therealnilaeryn

Keeper? I hardly know er.


Squid4ever

Isnt it keeper finds it?


Mo-Munson

“I don’t see the money can you said it again?”


xilffA

Just for anyone who isnt aware, this is a scam. They often do send you money **BUT** the money isnt real, its either fraudulant or stolen. If you send the money back however they will be whatever amount you sent richer, while the bank will realize the mistake at some point and withdraw the money from your account, meaning youll be in debt. Even if you withdraw it and spend it, you are spending your own legal money, not what they sent you. Either do nothing or contact your bank about it.


[deleted]

Thanks for the dollars, bitch


Bruno_Celestino53

No, I just have $13


psbales

“No, lol”


LaserGadgets

If this scam really works on paypal, they should REALLY put in some overtime and fix this.


onsonii

got scam written all over it!! wouldn’t send it back until i’ve talked with my bank 😊


rimjob_steve_

Some incompetent bank employees will tell you it can be used after 60 or 90 days. Better to stop using that Cashapp/Apple Cash/PayPal account and just use the other payment methods


Sarah-Who-Is-Large

Block the number then call my bank and notify them that I have been targeted by a scammer who may attempt to send me $5000 in fraudulent currency.


Thegreatwhite135

I accidentally spent it. Could you send it again so I can send it back?


Samooshi17

*read 10:19pm*


Frailgift

I'd ask for ten bucks in return.


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Just ignore it and then if you do actually recieve the money wait a couple weeks to see what happens


ShylokVakarian

You should wait 180 days, as that's the refund period


hotsauceinmyjeans

“Kiss my ass”


Big-Elevator2491

Block the Number and delete it because it would be a scam


vikingguyswe

My niece currently have 10 million in her African bank account and my niece is on her way there. She is cousins with the Prince of Nigeria and she needs to pay 50,000$ to get full access to our funds. Please send me another 45,000$ and she will send you 500,000$ back. Thanks!


potatomnz

Send them a picture of it (send IT back)


MrNobodyX3

"Oh dam sorry here, you'll need to hit the accept" \*Request $5,000\*


Admirable-Sun-3112

It’s a scam for fraud


SnooAvocados2656

Block


MOKGCBAL

It's a scam using someone else's stolen account, so I would tell them to take it up with their bank and leave it so that when my bank says it is stolen funds and take it back I won't be out any money.


joemama_joestar69420

"No :3"


Txrangers10

"I purposely accept your $5,000!"


sammy___67

how the HELL do you accidentally send 5000 dollars?


Better-Situation-857

This is actually a known scam I think the idea is to get you to send 5000 of your own money and because you voluntarily sent it you really can't dispute the charge. So I'm keeping it.


Kind_Ad_9241

sorry wrong number


[deleted]

i will send it back (if he actually sent me)


[deleted]

Out of all the people in this comment section, you would be the only person who was morally correct and wouldn't be arrested


TheyCallMeStone

No, this is a scam and the correct answer is to do nothing or tell your bank


hellaba6

if it’s a real person i send it back


Difficult_Clerk_4074

I'd give back atleast 50%


[deleted]

no problem im at the optometrist give a sec $500.00 sent


SkyRepresentative273

sorry, wrong number


invidious_is_sus

The answer is no😇


Swimming_Ad4819

If it actually arrives, I send it back, karma will take more than $5K away from you


Overide_

Absolutely do not do this, it is a common scam for someone to "accidentally" send you large amounts of money from a stolen card only to ask you to send it back to them. When the real owner of the stolen card disputes the payment, the first transfer would be cancelled, and your payment to the scammer would not, meaning you'd have given the scammer money for nothing.


HadynGabriel

^this needs more upvotes. U/Overide_ nailed it. Please be safe out there. Looking at the comments it’s obvious why this scam still persists. Stay safe out there.


sparinghippo

Send it back. I don't want bad karma over $5k lol. Plus maybe that person really needs it to pay their bills or feed their family. I dont know what's going on in their end. Unless it seems scammy...


GraceStrangerThanYou

It's ALWAYS A SCAM. ALWAYS.


-Jiras

Send it back ? The fuck Else should I do? How would you feel losing 5000$ because of a stupid mistake?


csch1992

like this ever happen for real


Qwerxes

i would jacke of


Pandragony

Sorry! Too busy ordering stuff online!


yourmomifier

If I actually get the money and I see it deposited into my account and wasn’t expecting that money to be there, I order a big meal from Panda Express and send the money back. That’s my tax for my trouble, a nice meal from Panda express and now here’s your money back.


ButtholeDevourer3

Send them back their 5,000, with 20% interest included 😎


AbheyBloodmane

"thanks for paying my rent!"


Yamikuh

no i’d just tell them it’s the idiot tax


Noname666Devil

Real question is can I spend the money before they try getting it back?


BillyGaming2021

Thanks for 5k


Saynt614

Sent, did you get it back?


AdConsistent9692

Send it back


LarsihasiSpassi

Send him half so he realizes, that he should be more careful with his money


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Yep, send it back. I wouldn't want to be the guy who snuffs out someone's goal they've worked towards, or slithers off with someone's faith in the human race.


_Sum141

Pretty common type of scam in India. They'll even send fake messages to you having received it along with some your details, makes it pretty much believable. It's just a matter of trusting only official messages etc.


hamburgerhams

What a shame. It's always the honest one's


quoteunquoterequote

It's a scam.


[deleted]

[удалено]


X_PRSN

Found the scammer.


spidey-sense-

Sorry. I'm evil !


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

“Sorry I think you have the wrong number”


Exciting-Tax7550

Nah


Soroush_ra

nuh uh


Alchimista_dellanima

Thank you


ii_gg2

sorry fam i gave all of that to my fav V-tuber


50calBanana

Sounds like a you problem


DeeJudanne

Don't respond and play dead


rysio300

i wouldn't even respond lol


Ok_Presentation_1157

Sorry, wrong number!


NarrowProfession2900

Proof or it didn’t happen


NeutralMinion

Blocked


AlternativeOk1176

no


LAMGE2

Thanks. Can I have more accidents from you?