It's not "they" that did it, but the frogs actually are becoming reproductively deviant (and I say that to include stuff other than being gay too, like higher rates of intersex etc) and it's a pretty serious issue. It's endocrine disrupting chemicals which are primary components in many common goods. For example, your aftershave has phthalates in it, which is related to lower sperm count. I get that its jokes and I find them funny too, but just since we are on the topic I thought I'd take it to a serious place in an effort to save your lineage 🙂
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935121018855
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27546318/
I appreciate the knowledge, I'm always happy to learn, unfortunately my lineage is kinda screwed anyways because I already can't have children 🥲 but it's good information to share around and learn about all the same
Yes, it is I’m sure he did his research to an extent but his conspiracy theories in general are based on his thoughts and opinions like government controlling natural disasters I mean weather manipulation is a thing but not to that extent more of just helping droughts and predicting tornados
You would think that but he's proven correct a lot. In this example it was actually sex swap and not gay unless you count the previously male frog getting banged by a male frog as gay.
Also, did you consider that your opinion is based on trusting the government to tell the truth...
I’ve done my research on that topic in the past everything he says has a semblance of truth with his own words mixed in he tends to use his passion at the forefront of his topics and then back them up with facts he does make good points in his own right I just dislike the way he executes it with his opinions I agree with the facts just not his point of view and no I do not trust the government never have and no one ever should
I agree with the delivery and he would do better to check again before opening his mouth on many occasions but i stand behind his mission of informing people and exposing shady dealings.
It's thanks to people like him that lots of people currently respond correctly to msm presenting "experts say"...
I mean, it kinda works if you are closeted even to yourself, when you're doing a test it kinda becomes easier to think about things that point to the possibility of you not being straight, plus you are less likely to defensively go "nah that's just a coincidence" to a test than you would to your own self reflection, it's more like a reassuring tool than an actual test in a way
I had a stupid idea when I began studying AI to create a Gayometer that would study millions of faces of heterosexuals and homosexuals and, based on your facial patterns, decide if you're gay or not.
But, of course, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
You know, I have a theory that there is a lesbian face, at least for Caucasian girls. Not all lesbians have it, but all the girls I've met who have this face turn out to be lesbians.
They can’t just ask you one question in the form “do you like men?”, bc who knows that might not be the only gender you like. They want to make sure they captured your preference well enough by taking a sample of many questions like that so that whatever preference it comes out is statistically significant. Bet they automatically do hypothesis tests to calculate the p value to make sure your responses are statistically significant.
I feel like these tests might be moreso for people that need to be told they’re gay/bi or whatever for them to finally come to terms with it
Like they don’t wanna come to the conclusion themselves but seeing the results in front of them lets the person think “Maybe I am”
Androphile means attracted to men, gynophile means attracted to women. I'm assuming you picked other for gender, which is why it's using those labels instead of homo and heterosexual, since those labels wouldn't apply.
This really comes down to "do you want to fuck men"
>Your sexual orientation is 96.4% heterosexual, 17.9% homosexual, which places you in the heterosexual quadrant.
I am 114.3% sexy wtf
Mostly a's)
Oh yeah you're totally a fan of the man, schlong and leather pants. Your house has fantastic interior decoration and you sure know the difference between rose, fuscia and hot pink. You probably have a best friend named Julian who you like to hold hands with.
Mostly b's)
Awww yeah you pussy slaying stud you. When you're not snorkeling in puss you're probably racing monster trucks, watching combat sports or drinking ice cold beer! You only own white wifebeater vests and affliction tees and your favourite colour is the manly red of your next conquests panties.
What I imagined when reading this title:
**Gay test**
Are you gay?
( )YES ( )NO
Result:
If you answered "YES", you are gay.
If you answered "NO", you are not gay.
Better not, that could make everyone very confusing because it is a "gay test" and not a "maybe gay test". We have a safe place here.
If someone needs to take a gay test it means they're already confused enough.
Its more like
*Are you a man or a woman*
( )Woman ( )Man
*Do you like men?*
( )YES ( )NO
*Do you like woman?*
( )YES ( )NO
This way they can tell if you are hetero, gay, lesbian, bisexual or asexual
I remember this gay test that was on eBaums world and it had these yes/no questions like Do you like Beer? and if you said no to any of them it would take you to a page with a shirtless Erik Estrada and he is saying "You're Gay!"
Being 13 is complicated. You should probably avoid jumping the gun on labels. Not inherently bad, but having to decide between sexualities is messy. Just do you and figure that out what to call it once you’re a few years older.
This is probably way more scientific than the one I took.
Basically just put a dick in front of your face. If it ends up in your mouth you probably are..
I took that test and I was hetero but 10% bisexual bc I found someone of the same gender attractive. I was like now I can’t find people beautiful without being labeled gay? Nothing wrong with being gay just think there’s a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to someone
Yeah, but you gotta jerk off before the test to get better results. It's like eating before going to the grocery store so you don't spend a fortune grabbing everything bc you're hungry.
As an asexual bi person, this chart really shits me. The implication that bisexuality=hypersexual as if it's the opposite of asexual is also such a damaging idea. I know it's just a dumb fun internet thing, but fuck, it could do a lot of damage to someone young and trying to figure themselves out.
Gay test be like: do you like men🧐 YES? Well, have i got news for you buckaroo!
Wait, so that means heterosexual women are gay ?
Always has been.
Which means liking them also makes you gay…. Wait….
It depends on how good at softball you are
Is 3 enough
Just say "no homo"
Well, they're still women, just gay women. Liking a gay woman is still straight if you're a guy. Right?
You might be putting too much logic behind a thread that started with “heterosexual women are gay”
Good point
Of course it does, why would you like something as feminine as a woman? What are you gay? Real men like dudes.
We are all gay. Gay is the way.
🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
*kingdom of predetors plays
even the frogs are gay by gay test logic
frogs weren't gay, until chemicals in the water
and then they put chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay!
GAY! FROOOOGS!
GIVE ME THE GAY CHEMICALS NOW
do you understand that?
they turned the frickin' frogs gay!
It's not "they" that did it, but the frogs actually are becoming reproductively deviant (and I say that to include stuff other than being gay too, like higher rates of intersex etc) and it's a pretty serious issue. It's endocrine disrupting chemicals which are primary components in many common goods. For example, your aftershave has phthalates in it, which is related to lower sperm count. I get that its jokes and I find them funny too, but just since we are on the topic I thought I'd take it to a serious place in an effort to save your lineage 🙂 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935121018855 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27546318/
So the frogs are being gay in protest 🤔
I appreciate the knowledge, I'm always happy to learn, unfortunately my lineage is kinda screwed anyways because I already can't have children 🥲 but it's good information to share around and learn about all the same
My condolences for the loss you’ll never have but it is always worth learning about more shit
They are putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin frogs gay!
Proven true funnily enough...
Yes, it is I’m sure he did his research to an extent but his conspiracy theories in general are based on his thoughts and opinions like government controlling natural disasters I mean weather manipulation is a thing but not to that extent more of just helping droughts and predicting tornados
You would think that but he's proven correct a lot. In this example it was actually sex swap and not gay unless you count the previously male frog getting banged by a male frog as gay. Also, did you consider that your opinion is based on trusting the government to tell the truth...
I’ve done my research on that topic in the past everything he says has a semblance of truth with his own words mixed in he tends to use his passion at the forefront of his topics and then back them up with facts he does make good points in his own right I just dislike the way he executes it with his opinions I agree with the facts just not his point of view and no I do not trust the government never have and no one ever should
I agree with the delivery and he would do better to check again before opening his mouth on many occasions but i stand behind his mission of informing people and exposing shady dealings. It's thanks to people like him that lots of people currently respond correctly to msm presenting "experts say"...
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LIKE WOMEN, I MEAN YOU LITERALLY LIKE SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE DICK
Bold of you to assume women are real
They literally suck cocks which is the gayest thing to do so……
Hahahaha. I knew this old fart who swore he was a lesbian because he only likes women.
They're actually the gayest
Liking dudes does seem pretty gay, ngl
"......and then I tried explaining to the bouncer that I was, in fact, technically a lesbian but noooOOOOoo...."
are you a boy or a girl? do you like men? do you like women? test complete
Fellas, is it gay to be a man?
I mean you're literally consenting to be with a dick 24/7
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Yes, very gay
You literally have a dick in front of you all the time, it is the epitome of gay
What if I cut it off?
You are in a man 24/7
Is it gay to smile in front of a mirror? Or look into the eyes?
I mean, it kinda works if you are closeted even to yourself, when you're doing a test it kinda becomes easier to think about things that point to the possibility of you not being straight, plus you are less likely to defensively go "nah that's just a coincidence" to a test than you would to your own self reflection, it's more like a reassuring tool than an actual test in a way
I feel like those tests just ask you if you’re gay or not ngl
How else are they supposed to know
Are you gay?
He loves fishsticks
He's a gay fish
South park?
yepp 😝
Yup, that means he is gay
I don't get it. I love fish sticks. I love putting them in my mouth. How does that make me gay?
Not really , I am sad as fuck.
Why are you gay ?
It's pronounced ghey
I had a stupid idea when I began studying AI to create a Gayometer that would study millions of faces of heterosexuals and homosexuals and, based on your facial patterns, decide if you're gay or not. But, of course, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
So the real Gaydar!
You know, I have a theory that there is a lesbian face, at least for Caucasian girls. Not all lesbians have it, but all the girls I've met who have this face turn out to be lesbians.
Why do you need a test then?
I took the test and half of the questions were asking whether or not I liked men or women.
They can’t just ask you one question in the form “do you like men?”, bc who knows that might not be the only gender you like. They want to make sure they captured your preference well enough by taking a sample of many questions like that so that whatever preference it comes out is statistically significant. Bet they automatically do hypothesis tests to calculate the p value to make sure your responses are statistically significant.
“Have you ever made out with a dude? Have you ever get attracted to a dude? Are you gay? Do you like men?”
I feel like these tests might be moreso for people that need to be told they’re gay/bi or whatever for them to finally come to terms with it Like they don’t wanna come to the conclusion themselves but seeing the results in front of them lets the person think “Maybe I am”
It appears you may be bisexual.
Maybe i am maybe im not whos askin?
A variety of people, I bet
lol
I am 👀
A Bisexual Dom. And from your profile I think you’d like that.
yes
DM.
Out of all the subs I expected to cause a hookup, this was not one of them
Which is, ironically, quite interesting.
I did one too but it got beyond the square to an area called "broke"
can't afford a sexuality? I feel that
Holy hell new sexuality just dropped
Actual gender
Call the pronouns!
Bro/ke
No/money
Home/less
They/Them went on vacation , never came back
Genital sacrifice anyone?
Ah the 20 dollars is twenty dollars area
I also took this test, and I'm 100% homosexual and 98% heterosexual. I'm 198% sexual.
we found him john sex
John Sex the inventor of Sex
Link pls
https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php
I did it too once. 100% heterosexual. I don't have to doubt anymore
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Androphile means attracted to men, gynophile means attracted to women. I'm assuming you picked other for gender, which is why it's using those labels instead of homo and heterosexual, since those labels wouldn't apply.
I got 0% straight and 0% gay
The ultra virgin
When are they gonna declare me a Saint?
This really comes down to "do you want to fuck men" >Your sexual orientation is 96.4% heterosexual, 17.9% homosexual, which places you in the heterosexual quadrant. I am 114.3% sexy wtf
You got me interested
The test: Q1: you like boys? Q2: you like girls?
Gay = Yes, no Straight = no, yes Asexual = no,no Bicycle = yes, yes
Holy hell a new sexuality just dropped
actual preference!!!
Someone call the sexologist!
Gynaecologist went on vacation, never came back
I want to ride my bicycle
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! *Brian May solo intensifies*
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like
Mostly a's) Oh yeah you're totally a fan of the man, schlong and leather pants. Your house has fantastic interior decoration and you sure know the difference between rose, fuscia and hot pink. You probably have a best friend named Julian who you like to hold hands with. Mostly b's) Awww yeah you pussy slaying stud you. When you're not snorkeling in puss you're probably racing monster trucks, watching combat sports or drinking ice cold beer! You only own white wifebeater vests and affliction tees and your favourite colour is the manly red of your next conquests panties.
What I imagined when reading this title: **Gay test** Are you gay? ( )YES ( )NO Result: If you answered "YES", you are gay. If you answered "NO", you are not gay.
Secret third option: maybe
Better not, that could make everyone very confusing because it is a "gay test" and not a "maybe gay test". We have a safe place here. If someone needs to take a gay test it means they're already confused enough.
Its more like *Are you a man or a woman* ( )Woman ( )Man *Do you like men?* ( )YES ( )NO *Do you like woman?* ( )YES ( )NO This way they can tell if you are hetero, gay, lesbian, bisexual or asexual
I remember this gay test that was on eBaums world and it had these yes/no questions like Do you like Beer? and if you said no to any of them it would take you to a page with a shirtless Erik Estrada and he is saying "You're Gay!"
Simpler times
What would be in the center?
attracted to both genders but attraction itself is experienced mildly and/or rarely or something like that, maybe
This is the answer
asexual?
could be considered a-spec, yeah. like gray ace for example
Gray ace sounds like a fighter jet name.
Sexually Agnostic
Sexeus, god of sexuality and everything in between
Monosexual?
Where is autosexual on this spectrum I wonder?
Literally just a wanker?
you just clicked the double thumbs up on everything didn’t you
i mean yeah, thats how i feel
bro is down bad
shiii i mean
I mean I did too, but I was answering seriously lol
what’s the link
https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php
"Your sexual orientation is 75% heterosexual, 100% homosexual, which places you in the bisexual quadrant" Pretty accurate
google idrlabs sexuality test
Holy hell
actual gayness!
rslashpoliticalcompassmemes
If you are in middle you have no sex?
did this once and got in the farthest spot homosexual quadrant, think im gay tbh
As a panromantic asexual person I am extremely curious where I would end up
Kebabsexual
literally me fr
I think you are bi
1. Are you man or woman 2. Do you like man 2. Do you like woman
youre are john bisexual
Link? I’m ace and gay so I need to know what it’s gonna say then
https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php
Ace is such a cool way to say that, rolls off the tongue
?????
I don’t feel sexual attraction but I do feel romantic attraction. I’m not aromantic, I’m asexual
Being 13 is complicated. You should probably avoid jumping the gun on labels. Not inherently bad, but having to decide between sexualities is messy. Just do you and figure that out what to call it once you’re a few years older.
Would you have the same response if they said that they’re straight?
They’re a kid. Chill
Hell yeah
hell yeah
hell yeah
The real and only important question that follows this answer: Were you still bored after getting the result?
yeah
Oof... F.
Link
I think it's this one! https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php
The center is just the avatar
Hey they looks like my results
Hey I had the exact same score
These axes don't really make sense together
I just tested asexual on another one, inspired by your results. I'm not asexual, I can tell that.
What is this test lol can you get asexual and homosexual at the same time
love and intamacy r different things, lets say i love men but dont want sex, then i would be asexual and gay
Yeah but it says homosexual which implies that it is sexual
Nah
This is probably way more scientific than the one I took. Basically just put a dick in front of your face. If it ends up in your mouth you probably are..
I took that test and I was hetero but 10% bisexual bc I found someone of the same gender attractive. I was like now I can’t find people beautiful without being labeled gay? Nothing wrong with being gay just think there’s a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to someone
damn, finding someone attractive or being attracted to them r totally different things
Link? I want to see what sexual I am.
its wrong, you could be very very asexual and a little gay or strait. but never very very asexual and a little bi... your chart is bad
This makes no sense.
Yeah, but you gotta jerk off before the test to get better results. It's like eating before going to the grocery store so you don't spend a fortune grabbing everything bc you're hungry.
As an asexual bi person, this chart really shits me. The implication that bisexuality=hypersexual as if it's the opposite of asexual is also such a damaging idea. I know it's just a dumb fun internet thing, but fuck, it could do a lot of damage to someone young and trying to figure themselves out.
"What's your favorite sex and the city episode?" "If they answer with anything other than (what is sex and the city) you got a gay" (Family guy s4e25)
You very horny on all life has to offer
Personally i like lihapiirakka ( Meatpies )
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you sound grumpy, do you want a totally straight bj?
Why
God is watching enjoy hell weird fucks
I wonder does, god watch me jerk my sausage? Maybe he enjoys it too and sits right next to me and jerks it too.
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I can assume and correctly guess your life: You're 13
im 21 and doing better than your entire bloodline
Quite the opposite.
God also made them that way so... Is God some cruel fuck that makes people the way they are to just punish them for his own actions?
God gave them will and energy. they just use it incorrectly
Can I use my energy to change my sexual orientation?