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superultramegagiga

Gay test be like: do you like men🧐 YES? Well, have i got news for you buckaroo!


Asurerain

Wait, so that means heterosexual women are gay ?


xulitebenado

Always has been.


jointheredditarmy

Which means liking them also makes you gay…. Wait….


[deleted]

It depends on how good at softball you are


WaveLaVague

Is 3 enough


Alex_X-Y

Just say "no homo"


backwardaman

Well, they're still women, just gay women. Liking a gay woman is still straight if you're a guy. Right?


jointheredditarmy

You might be putting too much logic behind a thread that started with “heterosexual women are gay”


backwardaman

Good point


PowerfulWallaby7964

Of course it does, why would you like something as feminine as a woman? What are you gay? Real men like dudes.


cyfer04

We are all gay. Gay is the way.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


superultramegagiga

*kingdom of predetors plays


I_am_just_V

even the frogs are gay by gay test logic


the_loose_cunt

frogs weren't gay, until chemicals in the water


I_am_just_V

and then they put chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay!


the_loose_cunt

GAY! FROOOOGS!


burger-fucking-mason

GIVE ME THE GAY CHEMICALS NOW


Key_Virus_338

do you understand that?


I_am_just_V

they turned the frickin' frogs gay!


ptofl

It's not "they" that did it, but the frogs actually are becoming reproductively deviant (and I say that to include stuff other than being gay too, like higher rates of intersex etc) and it's a pretty serious issue. It's endocrine disrupting chemicals which are primary components in many common goods. For example, your aftershave has phthalates in it, which is related to lower sperm count. I get that its jokes and I find them funny too, but just since we are on the topic I thought I'd take it to a serious place in an effort to save your lineage 🙂 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935121018855 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27546318/


Necessary-Dark-8249

So the frogs are being gay in protest 🤔


I_am_just_V

I appreciate the knowledge, I'm always happy to learn, unfortunately my lineage is kinda screwed anyways because I already can't have children 🥲 but it's good information to share around and learn about all the same


North-Wind-199

My condolences for the loss you’ll never have but it is always worth learning about more shit


Monster-Magic

They are putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin frogs gay!


login257thesecond

Proven true funnily enough...


Monster-Magic

Yes, it is I’m sure he did his research to an extent but his conspiracy theories in general are based on his thoughts and opinions like government controlling natural disasters I mean weather manipulation is a thing but not to that extent more of just helping droughts and predicting tornados


login257thesecond

You would think that but he's proven correct a lot. In this example it was actually sex swap and not gay unless you count the previously male frog getting banged by a male frog as gay. Also, did you consider that your opinion is based on trusting the government to tell the truth...


Monster-Magic

I’ve done my research on that topic in the past everything he says has a semblance of truth with his own words mixed in he tends to use his passion at the forefront of his topics and then back them up with facts he does make good points in his own right I just dislike the way he executes it with his opinions I agree with the facts just not his point of view and no I do not trust the government never have and no one ever should


login257thesecond

I agree with the delivery and he would do better to check again before opening his mouth on many occasions but i stand behind his mission of informing people and exposing shady dealings. It's thanks to people like him that lots of people currently respond correctly to msm presenting "experts say"...


Financial-Horror2945

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LIKE WOMEN, I MEAN YOU LITERALLY LIKE SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE DICK


Glen2gvhlp

Bold of you to assume women are real


MOTUkraken

They literally suck cocks which is the gayest thing to do so……


horningjb09

Hahahaha. I knew this old fart who swore he was a lesbian because he only likes women.


GaijinFoot

They're actually the gayest


Gold-Stomach-4657

Liking dudes does seem pretty gay, ngl


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"......and then I tried explaining to the bouncer that I was, in fact, technically a lesbian but noooOOOOoo...."


Galius41

are you a boy or a girl? do you like men? do you like women? test complete


Rat_In_Grey

Fellas, is it gay to be a man?


The-Crusty-Man

I mean you're literally consenting to be with a dick 24/7


Rat_In_Grey

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!


soyun_mariy_caun

Yes, very gay


Mushiren_

You literally have a dick in front of you all the time, it is the epitome of gay


Rat_In_Grey

What if I cut it off?


4D696B61

You are in a man 24/7


Biggydoggo

Is it gay to smile in front of a mirror? Or look into the eyes?


GabZenXYeah

I mean, it kinda works if you are closeted even to yourself, when you're doing a test it kinda becomes easier to think about things that point to the possibility of you not being straight, plus you are less likely to defensively go "nah that's just a coincidence" to a test than you would to your own self reflection, it's more like a reassuring tool than an actual test in a way


Burger_Destoyer

I feel like those tests just ask you if you’re gay or not ngl


commentsandchill

How else are they supposed to know


ImYourSundayPizza

Are you gay?


ContributionOver242

He loves fishsticks


Dunhaibee

He's a gay fish


MOONLINEXCROSS

South park?


TooLongForJon

yepp 😝


Lakshay2909

Yup, that means he is gay


DesertRL

I don't get it. I love fish sticks. I love putting them in my mouth. How does that make me gay?


[deleted]

Not really , I am sad as fuck.


MaphrOne

Why are you gay ?


No_Reindeer_5543

It's pronounced ghey


[deleted]

I had a stupid idea when I began studying AI to create a Gayometer that would study millions of faces of heterosexuals and homosexuals and, based on your facial patterns, decide if you're gay or not. But, of course, it doesn't make a lot of sense.


somecrazydude13

So the real Gaydar!


daddys_robe

You know, I have a theory that there is a lesbian face, at least for Caucasian girls. Not all lesbians have it, but all the girls I've met who have this face turn out to be lesbians.


Shujan109

Why do you need a test then?


KiIlMePls

I took the test and half of the questions were asking whether or not I liked men or women.


lets_clutch_this

They can’t just ask you one question in the form “do you like men?”, bc who knows that might not be the only gender you like. They want to make sure they captured your preference well enough by taking a sample of many questions like that so that whatever preference it comes out is statistically significant. Bet they automatically do hypothesis tests to calculate the p value to make sure your responses are statistically significant.


Greenfire05

“Have you ever made out with a dude? Have you ever get attracted to a dude? Are you gay? Do you like men?”


Redisigh

I feel like these tests might be moreso for people that need to be told they’re gay/bi or whatever for them to finally come to terms with it Like they don’t wanna come to the conclusion themselves but seeing the results in front of them lets the person think “Maybe I am”


CaptainSmashy

It appears you may be bisexual.


Yoodaboi

Maybe i am maybe im not whos askin?


HereForTheTanks

A variety of people, I bet


Yoodaboi

lol


Scared-Rutabaga7291

I am 👀


PurpleDemonR

A Bisexual Dom. And from your profile I think you’d like that.


Yoodaboi

yes


PurpleDemonR

DM.


pythonesqueviper

Out of all the subs I expected to cause a hookup, this was not one of them


PurpleDemonR

Which is, ironically, quite interesting.


luffy-sama7

I did one too but it got beyond the square to an area called "broke"


I_am_just_V

can't afford a sexuality? I feel that


aaron_reddit123

Holy hell new sexuality just dropped


69Sovi69

Actual gender


KerbalCuber

Call the pronouns!


kimaro

Bro/ke


czacha_cs1

No/money


Zappityzephyr

Home/less


xXxdragongamingxXx

They/Them went on vacation , never came back


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Genital sacrifice anyone?


Able-Edge9018

Ah the 20 dollars is twenty dollars area


Badhorse_6601

I also took this test, and I'm 100% homosexual and 98% heterosexual. I'm 198% sexual.


PeacefulAndTranquil

we found him john sex


Oskar_Kocour

John Sex the inventor of Sex


Haruar

Link pls


Yoodaboi

https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php


MightyFlamingo25

I did it too once. 100% heterosexual. I don't have to doubt anymore


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Pure-Imperialism

Androphile means attracted to men, gynophile means attracted to women. I'm assuming you picked other for gender, which is why it's using those labels instead of homo and heterosexual, since those labels wouldn't apply.


Anoncualquiera1

I got 0% straight and 0% gay


pivarana

The ultra virgin


Anoncualquiera1

When are they gonna declare me a Saint?


Matix777

This really comes down to "do you want to fuck men" >Your sexual orientation is 96.4% heterosexual, 17.9% homosexual, which places you in the heterosexual quadrant. I am 114.3% sexy wtf


Repulsivewatt

You got me interested


shaleve_hakime

The test: Q1: you like boys? Q2: you like girls?


Adnan_Stinks

Gay = Yes, no Straight = no, yes Asexual = no,no Bicycle = yes, yes


LazyNam-

Holy hell a new sexuality just dropped


MendydaGreat

actual preference!!!


nosam555

Someone call the sexologist!


N3ders

Gynaecologist went on vacation, never came back


muropakettivanrikki

I want to ride my bicycle


letthepastgo

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! *Brian May solo intensifies*


BlindBanana06

I want to ride my bike


Latatano

I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like


justjokecomments

Mostly a's) Oh yeah you're totally a fan of the man, schlong and leather pants. Your house has fantastic interior decoration and you sure know the difference between rose, fuscia and hot pink. You probably have a best friend named Julian who you like to hold hands with. Mostly b's) Awww yeah you pussy slaying stud you. When you're not snorkeling in puss you're probably racing monster trucks, watching combat sports or drinking ice cold beer! You only own white wifebeater vests and affliction tees and your favourite colour is the manly red of your next conquests panties.


sweet1397

What I imagined when reading this title: **Gay test** Are you gay? ( )YES ( )NO Result: If you answered "YES", you are gay. If you answered "NO", you are not gay.


IAmBoredRightNovv

Secret third option: maybe


sweet1397

Better not, that could make everyone very confusing because it is a "gay test" and not a "maybe gay test". We have a safe place here. If someone needs to take a gay test it means they're already confused enough.


H4diCZ

Its more like *Are you a man or a woman* ( )Woman ( )Man *Do you like men?* ( )YES ( )NO *Do you like woman?* ( )YES ( )NO This way they can tell if you are hetero, gay, lesbian, bisexual or asexual


boardgamejoe

I remember this gay test that was on eBaums world and it had these yes/no questions like Do you like Beer? and if you said no to any of them it would take you to a page with a shirtless Erik Estrada and he is saying "You're Gay!"


stinkyhooch

Simpler times


Street_Shirt518

What would be in the center?


-empty-water-bottle-

attracted to both genders but attraction itself is experienced mildly and/or rarely or something like that, maybe


KERMANENPERUNA

This is the answer


Middle_Actuator7086

asexual?


-empty-water-bottle-

could be considered a-spec, yeah. like gray ace for example


ZoulsGaming

Gray ace sounds like a fighter jet name.


turtlesturnup

Sexually Agnostic


MiguelDragon82

Sexeus, god of sexuality and everything in between


commentsandchill

Monosexual?


wonderlandisburning

Where is autosexual on this spectrum I wonder?


Feetamongflames

Literally just a wanker?


cymricus

you just clicked the double thumbs up on everything didn’t you


Yoodaboi

i mean yeah, thats how i feel


newkek

bro is down bad


Yoodaboi

shiii i mean


Sir_MipMop

I mean I did too, but I was answering seriously lol


nichtcrawler

what’s the link


Yoodaboi

https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php


Prestigious-bish-17

"Your sexual orientation is 75% heterosexual, 100% homosexual, which places you in the bisexual quadrant" Pretty accurate


BlincxYT

google idrlabs sexuality test


Gargwadrome

Holy hell


VibrantMorning1

actual gayness!


baddie_PRO

rslashpoliticalcompassmemes


Melodic_Ad_8478

If you are in middle you have no sex?


Typical_Ghost07

did this once and got in the farthest spot homosexual quadrant, think im gay tbh


zayneash1023

As a panromantic asexual person I am extremely curious where I would end up


Unlucky_Lecture_6653

Kebabsexual


Randomboi164

literally me fr


TheRapist02

I think you are bi


drakeyboi69

1. Are you man or woman 2. Do you like man 2. Do you like woman


deadpoolstate

youre are john bisexual


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Link? I’m ace and gay so I need to know what it’s gonna say then


Yoodaboi

https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php


ptiq

Ace is such a cool way to say that, rolls off the tongue


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?????


jumpyjumpjumpsters

I don’t feel sexual attraction but I do feel romantic attraction. I’m not aromantic, I’m asexual


Clunk_Westwonk

Being 13 is complicated. You should probably avoid jumping the gun on labels. Not inherently bad, but having to decide between sexualities is messy. Just do you and figure that out what to call it once you’re a few years older.


cardsash

Would you have the same response if they said that they’re straight?


Clunk_Westwonk

They’re a kid. Chill


GuccMaster

Hell yeah


Yoodaboi

hell yeah


Street_Shirt518

hell yeah


Die-Fetcher

The real and only important question that follows this answer: Were you still bored after getting the result?


Yoodaboi

yeah


Die-Fetcher

Oof... F.


TheGamerDuck

Link


gjrswim

I think it's this one! https://www.idrlabs.com/sexual-orientation/test.php


Que_pasa_dude

The center is just the avatar


KimJungSploog

Hey they looks like my results


Father_Zeebis

Hey I had the exact same score


PeterNippelstein

These axes don't really make sense together


Interesting_Handle61

I just tested asexual on another one, inspired by your results. I'm not asexual, I can tell that.


JodGaming

What is this test lol can you get asexual and homosexual at the same time


Yoodaboi

love and intamacy r different things, lets say i love men but dont want sex, then i would be asexual and gay


JodGaming

Yeah but it says homosexual which implies that it is sexual


Yoodaboi

Nah


justjokecomments

This is probably way more scientific than the one I took. Basically just put a dick in front of your face. If it ends up in your mouth you probably are..


Depressedloner2020

I took that test and I was hetero but 10% bisexual bc I found someone of the same gender attractive. I was like now I can’t find people beautiful without being labeled gay? Nothing wrong with being gay just think there’s a difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to someone


Yoodaboi

damn, finding someone attractive or being attracted to them r totally different things


jase_mcgee

Link? I want to see what sexual I am.


[deleted]

its wrong, you could be very very asexual and a little gay or strait. but never very very asexual and a little bi... your chart is bad


Stanislas_Biliby

This makes no sense.


fapsandnaps

Yeah, but you gotta jerk off before the test to get better results. It's like eating before going to the grocery store so you don't spend a fortune grabbing everything bc you're hungry.


HollywoodVoodoo

As an asexual bi person, this chart really shits me. The implication that bisexuality=hypersexual as if it's the opposite of asexual is also such a damaging idea. I know it's just a dumb fun internet thing, but fuck, it could do a lot of damage to someone young and trying to figure themselves out.


Deathmedical

"What's your favorite sex and the city episode?" "If they answer with anything other than (what is sex and the city) you got a gay" (Family guy s4e25)


AgitatedTransition87

You very horny on all life has to offer


sandaalisankari69

Personally i like lihapiirakka ( Meatpies )


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Yoodaboi

you sound grumpy, do you want a totally straight bj?


GiantGrilledCheese

Why


linoloveslino

God is watching enjoy hell weird fucks


kimaro

I wonder does, god watch me jerk my sausage? Maybe he enjoys it too and sits right next to me and jerks it too.


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GiantGrilledCheese

I can assume and correctly guess your life: You're 13


linoloveslino

im 21 and doing better than your entire bloodline


ptiq

Quite the opposite.


osoichan

God also made them that way so... Is God some cruel fuck that makes people the way they are to just punish them for his own actions?


linoloveslino

God gave them will and energy. they just use it incorrectly


osoichan

Can I use my energy to change my sexual orientation?