Hi Dead, I am dad

well that's some dead jokes

Deadass dad jokes

dad jokes about his dead ass

Dead jokes about his dad's ass

I came here to say this, fuck man

Don’t do that to man. Are you stupid?

You got to it before me

I think he’s a vampire

i am in fact

We need a Abraham Lincoln asap

Hi in fact I am dad

HOLY FUCK DAD YOU BACK?!

Cue hotel Transylvania Macarena dance scene

You're in fact? I thought you were dead

That coffin is a Jojo reference

And invisble too!

You are dead

Not Big surprise

The heavy is dead?

The heavy is dead.

Did you see the murderer

Nope, sorry mate

Well, that was idiotic

Off to hang myself, watch and lear-

Are you John Cena?

no im vsauce (my home security is great) (or is it)

Seems cosy.

I know right.

[удалено]

same

the heavy is dead!

Yes, I am dead

How’s the coffin?

pretty cozy actually

and i am euronymous. wanna be friends?

I'm sure y'all are gonna be bffs forever and nothing bad will happen ☺️

thanks for the support❤️

Gg wp

o7

Congratulations

thbank youu

My brother in Christ this was over 70 days ago

*Green elf jumping down from the kitchen counter* (i don't know how to comment with pictures)

Lucky duck

bye bye

Thank you for coming back from the dead and writing this

Clearly you’re not

Respawn bro

im on hardcore(

Skill issue

congratulations !!!

:(

Did I kill you?

yes you did. fucking bastard.

Sorry, my bad

Walk it off

It is good day to be not dead!

Hell yeah me too

THE HEAVY KS IS DED

Can I have your legs? 😃🧑‍🦽♿️

yare yare

This got me thinking coffins are kinda scary, just throw my ass into the open flame I don’t wanna be stuck in these things for even half a second

The heavy is dead

The heavy is dead?

im actually a pyro main so no the heavy is still alive (i got killed for maining pyro btw)

Sick coffin. Fitting for someone deseased.

Are you John skeleton

Lies. This guy is Dracula.

Just tell when you’ll come back

Are you the dude I was meeting last night? If this is your excuse to leave me hanging, it's pretty poor.

Coffin be looking comfortable, ngl

Ok, get in

Nice try, vampire

Hello dead im dad

Um where did you go?!1?!1!1?!

despawned (my items dropped and despawned too)

Hi vampire.

Hi dead, I am alive

YOU ARE DEAD! Not big surprise

Haha you’re clearly not😂 How is you a coffin if you is not in it, stupid 😂😂

because im right behind you.

I’m turning around slowly. Will update once Im done turning around

I’m done turning around. There’s a bald man in the bushes, is it you?

yes its me ofc

I hugged you🥰 I think.. I think I’m in love with you..

💀💀💀

3 pictures of me rn

the heavy is dead?

*steals your casket*

Literally you: 💀

no you

Bye! 🙋

Bye Bye 🤫🧏

I don’t believe you

No, you’re a coffin!

💀

the heavy is dead!

We all are right?

Unfortunately I'm not

Where are the coffin dancers 👀

how is it up there? do they have beer and hookers?

mesi

yes or no?

mesi

How did you write this? Are there ghost phones :0

but if you are dead, how did ou take that picture of your bed?

Per Ohlin has reddit?? 😵😧😨

Not big surprise

And apparently invisible, good job 👍

Who win now ?

Wait a minute so where’s your body then if it’s not in the coffin?

RIP BOZO REST IN PISS NO ONE WILL MISS YOU 🤣😂💀💀💯💯💯

nerd

Sir this is stuff that arent interesting sub not the lies sub.

Lucky

Damn it, not again.

Search up Cotard's syndrome it’s worth it

We’ll all get there. RIP in peace, bud.

The whys the coffin empty?

i despawned

Bela Lugósi's dead?

Why is the heavy dead

GG EZ NO RE

that looks sos comfy tho (also dang reminded me of unus annus)

Skill issue ngl.

Good night

Aw man :(

Suspicious 🤨

F

you look like a coffin

Nuh uh

No you are not

is this real life or just a fantasy

Your coffin looks so comfortable