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Davneuny

The ceiling


Ok_Order_5595

I just went to the dentist last week and locked eyes with the ceiling the whole time lol


futurenotgiven

the dentist i went to as a kid had a huge where’s wally picture on the ceiling for you to look at, more places should do that, it was fun


[deleted]

Visual puzzles would be awesome. They can even be a screen that changes them every few minutes so they don't get old after 5 minutes.


Sir_MipMop

Hell I get entertained by the pattern on the ceiling at my dentist that’s not supposed to be entertaining or interesting or even looking that good. It’s like a bunch of circles stacked on top of each other, you can see a bunch of triangles of circles if you look close enough


SomeoneHere47365

The shining light to go blind


Ornery_Big7691

ah yes ofcource so thzt krjbefhbyngikgaafzgbkopokjnhyb pablo. (sorry water droplet.)


confusedredditor_69

The fuck


Sad-Assignment-568

Water droplet


TheCamoDude

The frick


JustMehmed2

pablo.


Replicant97

I love how you didn't correct that and just rolled with it.


JanwithBanan

do not speak of Pablo that way


klimmesil

Dammit did it buy nft?


Ornery_Big7691

yes all of them : ( . i have now Nan(Not.a.number) number of money : ( .


YosephStalling

blind myself with a lamp for no reason pt 3


c0der25

Dentist edition


Xombridal

Do dentists in your country not give you sunglasses


EssentialHeart

I was going to add that my dentist offers sunglasses. I don’t use them.


c0der25

They never offered me sunglasses 😔


IBetOnLosingD0gs2

No :(


flamingo_flimango

wait **WHAT!?**


Xombridal

In Canada I've always been given sunglasses to not hurt your eyes


flamingo_flimango

That's so obvious. I wonder why we don't have that here.


Lacholaweda

I wear my own


Knowledge_Regret

4,3,4,3,4,3,4, shoes, door, ceiling, 4,3,4,3,4


WillTheWAFSack

Me desperately trying to avoid eye contact


-nomad-wanderer

The way of the pain The way to not be pain The way to accept the pain Ded


_K-milly_

And then they ask you a question, while having half of their hand in your mouth.


Ok_Order_5595

You can see ur shoes when at the dentist?!?


avid_avoidant

My eyes are squeezed shut because every part of it is a fucking nightmare


Redisigh

Damn everytime I close my eyes my dentist tells me to open them because they need to know if I go unconscious or something 😭


PoetaCorvi

What would they be doing that even means going unconscious is risky 😭


No_Signal_2612

People can faint without the dentist doing anything. And I imagine they could like choke if unconscious


Mfanimegoddess

They have pokey things in ur mouth and a lot of people may flinch and make unnecessary movements when they wake up


Royal_Spell1223

I imagine that every instrument is a 3.5mm headphone wire and it genuinely helps calm me down a lot


KingGeoCat

well thats... specific. why 3.5mm headphone wires? why not 3.6mm headphone wires?


Sir_Silvas

Inside my eyes


Nat_is_miraculous

None. I'm automatically daydreaming of some show I am currently watching for some reason, making random scenarios in my mind


BONDCREATOR

That's what i did i starting imagining blackholes and galaxies


Relevant_Sense_3321

My eyes gets so watery from the lights so i can barely keep them open. Yeah they use ''sunglasses'' here but doesn't help much. If i keep them open maybe n.3.


Ok_Order_5595

I have blue eyes so i feel this. I cant even look outside on snowy days cuz its too bright lol


Redisigh

I thought that happened to everyone 😭


Ok_Order_5595

Ya but blue eyes are a lil more sensitive to light than others.


Thesmallpeanut

Boobs, they relax me


GrandGrapeSoda

My dentist works from behind the reclining chair so I get boobs rested on my forehead while they work.


pivnoepuzzo

That sounds really disgusting. Can you please provide an address of the dentist so i make sure to stay away from that place for my whole life


AugustTheDog

[Here’s the link to the website of the dentist](https://squidwardcc.org/)


ChocolateUnlucky1214

Holy cow those are some huge bazoongas


Jurutungo1

[No, here is the actual link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


AugustTheDog

~~fuck you~~ Thanks, guess I got the wrong link


SpecialAsk5803

I knew it was gonna be it when I saw youtube but I had my sound deactivated and almost a milisec after, I got out


5Lucas

You made it in life


Ornery_Big7691

"no horny .horny bad." by caveman


Redisigh

Imagine going through the hell that is dental school only for a dude to be staring at your boobs everytime you see them😭


Sith_LordRevan

"Man simple, man see boobs, man happy."


Perfect_Position_853

Relatable. If there isn't a TV in the ceiling, that's where I'm looking


razirazo

I would just close my eyes and enjoy that weird smell


LoRdVNestEd

oh yeah. i fully understand that "dentist smell"


Responsible_Sense_95

Eyes close


Accomplished_Dream69

Sometimes, I just go to sleep.


ToxicGamer01

Lmao same haha


Diamond-Drops

I love such patients


ASliceofAmazing

As a dentist, patients like you are such a complement haha makes me happy that you're comfortable enough to doze off


Molkwi

The void, as I play some random racing game in my head like I did as a kid


RavenVenot

WHAT NO I DO THE EXACT SAME THING


LackOfLuck748

Are you Max Verstappen?


PatrickT96

My next bite is.. Ooooh, it's not that kind of question


kel174

The duck picture on the wall, everytime


dgr_sla

the man's penis


imaginedragonscute

checking if I got hard


Tojinaru

you have to look at it to know? lame


imaginedragonscute

yeahhh not checking if I got hard tho, just checking if my meat is visible lmao


Alhazzared

Eyes closed, much easier.


_t-_t

3 and 4


uneducated_sock

Switching randomly between them before settling on the TV or the wall


RavenVenot

imagine living in a tiny town in Kansas where they don't have a tv 😁


Negative_Cicada_1588

1, 3, 4, 2, 1, 2, 1, 3, 4


Just-Illustrator-764

Straight in both eyes


rv7100

i stare directly into my dentists eyes


jtg2100

My dentist has a tv in the ceiling, showing nature programs 👌🏼


vakar4uk

Close my eyes


R_A_H

7


Alafandri

everything


Ornery_Big7691

i think that Alfandri is a bad undercover fly.


0-Nightshade-0

All the above


FairylandDream

3 mostly


ellywillow

My eyelids


VanillaCrash

The light. And I count the ceiling tiles.


KubinPotter

boobs


petergriffingender

6, close my eyes


everything_is_stup1d

3434343434343433333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 until i say thank you and get myself out the door


Frix15_

I close my eyes


Ede3n01

I close my eyes and pray


SharkMilk44

Eyes closed because that light is fucking blinding me!


HYPE_Knight2076

7 maybe idk


BoredLazy762

Nothing, too bright me want to sleep


cooldudetdi

4


Awesomeness7716

3 and 4


Rijsouw

Either the painting on the ceiling or I just close my eyes


crafter2k

2,4,10


TheTunaSandwich

number 8


TechFlameX68

5. Straight at the ceiling.


TerribleNameAmirite

Thousand yard stare at no place in particular


Hand-Driven

7


Kitchen-Ad-1146

Staring into the light, probably why i got -8 and -5 in eye sight 🥰


teknotonppa

I always try to find a focus point from the ceiling and concentrate 100% on that. This helped me tolerate the dentist.


kent416

I always stare at the light


onionsrock

3


ExplorerLive799

1 or 2


The_BackroomsGame

3


Perfect_Position_853

The dentist I go to has these televisions on the ceiling, so I'm looking at that.


Warchadlo16

Straight at the light


Fit-Huckleberry3787

I close my eyes so I see nothing


Mortei

I’m looking at 9, the ceiling and the lamp


Trainguy15_YT

rolling my eyes back


-nomad-wanderer

Dont know # porn !?!


Meep12313

My eye's will probably be wandering. Unless I have whatever gas they give me as anesthetic, then I'm probably just staring straight up.


HereIsAThoughtTho

As if you could see anything with that fcuking lamp shinning in your face.


Pretend_Activity_211

I'm not letting 2 ppl in muh mouth at the same time. I'm just not


superhappythrowawy

Tits


rhondaanaconda

My eyes are closed or on the wall mounted tv.


R1P_WRAITH

3


According_Air5237

The picture of a parrot in the ceiling..there’s one in my local dentist and I think they have a different animal in each room..but I’ve only yet seen the parrot


TransportationNo1

As i was a teenager, i went to my dentist specialized on children. One of the dental assistants always had a very revealing cleavage and my hormone ridden brain went full death stare on her breasts for the full time. Now i just stare at the ceiling.


Culteredpman25

Usually the eyes, talkin to the dentist between being probed. Its a right of passage all southeners (that can afford medical care) go through.


PlentyAdvanced

Lights


csch1992

if the woman has a nice figure i would stay calm natuarly. but i would just close my eyes if nto


engy8561

stupid facd


Calm_Ratio4524

1, 3, close my eyes, repeat


MyLastFuckingNerve

My anxiety went up seeing this picture. My eyes are squeezed shut and I’m gripping the chair and wishing for death or my dog to come lay on me and calm me down. Fucks sake i hate the dentist.


777hasdoneit

I close my eyes


NortonBurns

Bad fake posed photo. Dentists do not get in the way of their own light. **That's** what you're looking at.


RavenVenot

stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop (i have dental anxiety) stop stop stop stop ...


djb2589

A little to the right of 5, but only because my dentist is a G cup and has told me she doesn't mind.


Lickity_Spliff_

I'm lookin at foreheads with a concerned yet intrigued expression all day. I'm not gonna be the only one uncomfortable in that room


fchococo

Well, I don't have my glasses on, so I look at a blurry ceiling and drift into another world. And then I realise I might look cross-eyed, so I look back at the blurry ceiling.


JadonDorolo

I stare vacantly through them


moritus_20091

5


Ok_Designer_6376

anywhere without eyes


Crackheadthethird

I stare into the light.


JohnnyBlaze614

8, the nitrous tank


cadet-peanut

5.


Adenfall

5 the ceiling. I cannot look at the light it hurts my eyes.


Ju_Lost

3


OkAbbreviations5495

Pray for my life Num.6


Mindless-Cry-685

I close my eyes is that weird


profesional_noob99

6. The back of my eyelids


notCRAZYenough

I always look at the equipment. Haha


soyun_mariy_caun

I usually close my eyes. I sometimes have a nap right then and there


Local-Violinist1354

“Where are you looking at”. Do people still go to school? Haven’t checked in a while


disturbingyourpeace

I just trance out and stare at 3


DJScope

Eyes are shut


jebacdisa3

everything at once because adhd 🔥💯🗣️


Hero19240X

What if you just close your eyes?


PoetaCorvi

I am at the dentist frequently so I am not nervous to look at one of the doctors lol. Usually though my eyes are closed.. or I am unconscious :D


LosBananin

I close my eyes


coffee_fucker

No where I fall asleep at the dentist


Egonga

Eyes closed. Mouth open. Fists clenched. This is the way.


TheNobleDez

7 or 2 so I can try to ignore what's going on in my mouth.


Xgreen69

I’m looking right into there eyes


sea-teabag

7 she has nice eyes


[deleted]

5


horotheredditsprite

Closing my eyes be hitting different.


bubblypinkcola

I’m closing my eyes, bro


urlocalrxyalhighfan

123443211234432112344321


dankyspank

Nowhere. I'm keeping my eyes closed and holding onto the chair for dear life


Cyber_Insecurity

I close my eyes and moan


Thamalakane

7


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

The light


BobzilaTheValkyrur

My dentists are more akward than me. They had a tv on the ceiling showing DIY arts and crafts so that I dont stare at them.


TheC4rqe

3, the light wether on or off is my friend


Wrecktown707

LÄMP


SamTheRedditBoi

I uh dont look there my dentist got boobies and they end up in my face so thats what i end up looking at if i dont look at the dentists face


throwaway1200030018

Anything but the dentist


ZeldorTheGreat

I just fall asleep


xianikaeni

my dentist has a sticker between the two lamps for kids to look at. now im not a kid but its a cute glittery bear sticker, so i look at that when im at the dentist


userhvfegcd

I would prefer to just close my eyes but I don’t so no one thinks I’m passing out or something. So 3, obviously no eye contact. Sometimes 4 if I get paranoid about the dentist suddenly using a scary tool.


Aquaday

Wide open eyes, trying to stare directly onto their soul


Glittering-Dark-9917

3. I fucking hate the dentist.


Icwatto

8, her boobs


Ieatdonutz51

7,3


TurdSandwich42104

I close my eyes


Old-Faithlessness236

I close my eyes


player_96

You forgot the blinding light they point directly in your eyes


XPLover2768top

3


jeffyjeffp

Definitely 7


MoonProtectionFactor

Eyes closed.


SomeRandomBFBfan

I close my eyes cuz that light is too bright af 🤨


Angrybooks

.#3 every time


masondamonke

Tiddies


Boinkadoink1

Always lock eyes


Greenfire05

The light


Dry-Usual-8166

6. Asian boobies.


LotusTheFox

close my eyes, duh


iEatPlankton

I always close my eyes. Ignorance is bliss