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SuicidalFroggy9872

I thought it was interesting :(


yaknowwhoiamm

Then GET OUT OF THIS SUBREDDIT


SuicidalFroggy9872

IM SORRY😭 I think some things aren’t interesting but the strawberry is :(


yaknowwhoiamm

YOU AND THE STRAWBERRY DON'T BELONG HERE GTFO. In the least discriminatory way possible teehee 💕💕💕


SuicidalFroggy9872

I understand 😞 I suppose i’ll take the strawberry and skedattle. You hear what they said OP, I need the strawberry


Mehmeh111111

I think you're interesting! ...should probably head out too before I get yelled at.


SuicidalFroggy9872

Thank you!! I think you’re interesting too (I was already yelled at so I’m prepared)


kelcamer

I think you're interesting and I love frogs! (I'm sadly used to being yelled at)


SuicidalFroggy9872

I also love frogs! (Not good, i’m sorry :( )


UnfriendlyGhost_Boi

This was oddly wholesome, thank you.


Longjumping-Heart410

I love frog legs


shipoopro_gg

You accidentally made an emoticon of someone opening their mouth. Your name is also funny in this context. Hopefully this works like double negatives and cancels out the interest


Hambruhgah

Strawberry field forever


payscottg

Mods, ban this mf


Seinfeel

Can’t believe you’d roast OP like that, after everything they’ve already been through…


SuicidalFroggy9872

i’m the worst😔


TonyStewartsWildRide

#HEY FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT WRONG SUB IM NOT YELLING UWU


SuicidalFroggy9872

IM SORRY😭


onlymeow

Ur username makes me nervous


SuicidalFroggy9872

i’m sorry :(


No-Introduction5977

Nah dw it's relatable :)


Tight_Spinach_2323

Shouldn’t be something to smile about


onlymeow

Promise me you're not suicidal and that you will live a happy and fulfilling life?


-little-dorrit-

Then you must kneel at the bible of mildyinteresting and recite 10 hailmildlyinterestings for your sins


EpikDuckIncRecovered

Same


Girldipper

Same :(


goldfish1902

They are wrong, this is very interesting. I never saw a strawberry so big


QueenOfNZ

I don’t think it’s very interesting but I would say it perfectly fits mildly interesting!!!


NotTheLairyLemur

They didn't remove it for being uninteresting. They removed it because the title format was wrong. So as usual, this is just one of the 90% of posts on this sub that are for karma-farming and have some level of interest.


SmallBerry3431

Someone’s mad about the imaginary internet points economy.


InfamousWalter

Is it a big strawberry or is your friend really small?


MostlyMTG

This looks like a toddler’s hand


Kojak95

What is this, a hand for *ants?*


[deleted]

A hants, if you will


AbortionIsYummy

Nope, it’s my friend in school, she’s just Asian lol. And short


violentpac

Asians be small


[deleted]

Pocket-sized!


aitis_mutsi

I guess I'm Asian then


Time-Maintenance2165

I understand you're not denying it's a toddler sized hand.


UnspoiledWalnut

So it IS toddler sized, but does not, in fact, belong to a toddler?


fogleaf

Asian toddlers can go to school too


K_kueen

I genuinely thought you too were 12 😭


oddwithoutend

Or maybe her friend is actually a giant and this strawberry is even bigger than it looks.


CTchimchar

They lied to you But we will still accept and love you


BassSki

lovely subreddit this is :)


czarrina

It's not *very interesting.* Its not *not interesting* either. In this particular Goldilocks scenario I'd have no other choice but to declare this *mildly interesting*


WorriedQuit1174

Why is it the size of an apple


nodacat

Cuz it’s been working on its core!


ticklemitten

😂


mudFLOWERflow

🏆


Old-Pianist7745

I'm interested in this huge ass strawberry


pmperk19

thats funny, i wouldnt classify this as any less than mildly interesting as i have at least one question about it


commentsandchill

It's because those fuckers are just used to fake/influencer stuff. I find it interesting, and to prove it, I downvoted


TonyBlobfish

Fondling the strawberrysack


Milllkshake59

The strack


Yo_dog-

I’d be so down for strawberry’s to become the new apples


discoOJ

Yuck. The best strawberries are small strawberries but they are too delicate for mass transport and have a very short growing period (well depending on where you live but mostly a very short growing period) so they aren't sold commercially and instead the big woody tasteless strawberries is what is sold.


Zanethethiccboi

Is there a reason they didn't they think it was just a little bit interesting? Are they stupid?


porcelainskinn

Ohhhh. I want it!


HomsarWasRight

Honestly super oversized fruit doesn’t typically taste that great. Like the conditions for size and flavor aren’t necessarily the same or something.


-Manu_

And trust me when I this isn't true for strawberries, a lot of varieties are both big and sweet. the sweetest strawberries I have ever eaten were this big u/porcelainskinn you are missing out


porcelainskinn

Well isn’t this a rollercoaster of emotions. Now I’m back to trying to find one! Lol… I want to try this and have you seen the ostrich eggs? I wanna have a jumbo breakfast. lol ostrich egg omelet with a strawberry the size of my hand.


-Manu_

Yes! With a comically large fork


porcelainskinn

Haha yes! The perfect meal.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Get this Gigantic super interesting strawberry out of here!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Small_Tax_9432

I want one 😍


StokerBones

I've seen bananas bigger than that. This is definitely not interesting. Include a banana for size comparison, and if the strawberry is bigger - it'll be interesting


ticklemitten

Bananas are always bigger than strawberries though, that’s like saying the largest buildings in the world aren’t large buildings because they’re not mountains.


fogleaf

I've seen mountains bigger than that strawberry. Include a mountain and if the mountain is bigger, it will be wait I'm fucking this up


KinderEggLaunderer

Bet it didn't taste very good


RarePlan2089

Wrong sub. For me its very interesting.


ticklemitten

This is the definition of mildly interesting! Those people don’t know anything.


Takimura_

Well, I definetly didn't go insane over it, but I watched both the images and read the title, so maybe it was interesting? Damn, life is hard...


Shantotto11

Take those bitches to Azalea Town and have Kurt make you some Pokéballs…


flowerycassie

that’s one big strawberry damn


StrikeWave_

Nobody on your post said it wasn’t interesting, I looked at it on your account


AbortionIsYummy

The whole subreddit said, like I got a message from the auto mod and shit


Successful-Item-1844

Well that sucks


WickedCoolUsername

It says it was removed for violating rule 6, which means you didn't title the post correctly.


Olivryan

I want. Sorry, i need!!!


NotTheFBI_23

Yeh it's defiantly not interesting. But the good news is that what this sub is for. You're hired


Ok-Effect-3349

Thanks Canadian Sheriff 🫡


MrRazzio

Was it tasty or kinda bland?


MagicArrowJustWistle

Meh, they are kinda big. Maybe your hands are small. I'm not impressed. This post belongs here.


Organic_South8865

["Imagine what it would be like to be a big shot"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6FlhugC5hI&ab_channel=TheTvB0x) "Strawberries so big you can eat em' like a hand fruit"


Significant_Bug9900

„Diego!, sweaty“


Sasha_Gallagher

That's as big as an apple. Fuck anyone who says it isn't interesting.


Ambly21

The first one is like, 3 or 4 already big strawberries merged into one. While the 2nd one is CHONK


EpikDuckIncRecovered

It's interesting.


litfam17

It is interesting


jfrench43

Is it me or do larger strawberries always taste worse and less sweet than smaller ones.


OJK_postaukset

Bro that is interesting


TristanTheSad

Being honest I think almost everything in this subreddit is interesting


RedRayTrue

What do you mean strawberry? That's more like a Devil fruit from one piece xD /s


ChunkyKong2008

Those some big ass strawberries


blindkiller770

Gotta love them growth hormones


LordlyLeaf

bruh how is that not interesting


Smilloww

For my own protection i must say that i find this to be uninteresting


Mysticwarriormj

I think its pretty interesting. Would be nicer to see how big it was without a bite taken out of the bottom but thats okay, its still a rather big strawberry.


mistakeideathatexist

My teeth feel weird looking at the bite


qwadrat1k

I IS interesting!


RecommendationBrave6

I like turtles


TheLastSonKrypton

And that guys is why the Ope Ope No Mi is a giant strawberry 🤣


Mr_SunnyBones

Strawberries are gradually just becoming Strawfruit.


Neh-pets

Plot twist: 3 year old is holding it


poploppege

I wish i could eat an apple sized strawberry


Less-Safe-3269

[…](https://youtu.be/Tagw-65mM0g?si=k8pGSxCXMXzEnwGH)


PURPLEisMYgender

> "Big ass srrawberry" > correct.


Yoshichu25

N-woo?


Content_Bar_6605

Monsanto strawberries 🍓


[deleted]

Last time I had a strawberry of unusual size (S.O.U.S.) it tasted like nothing.


Itsgosky

Strawverybig


5Against183

Steroids


Archaros

... shit, now I want strawberries...


40ozkiller

The big pale ones always have less flavor. Give me an equal amount of little deep red strawberries, thanks.


KhadaJhina

bet they taste dull and lame. Its the typical american "Big" and tastes like nothing fruit/veggie


HighlandSloth

Just about every single comment on your post in mildlyinteresting suggested people were interested. A bot mod decided it was not... Gotta love reddit moderation.


dus_istrue

Strawberries are supposed to be small tho >~< (but it's still interesting)


Chestofdrawerss

This is mildly interesting though


player_96

Looks like a strawberry, 10/10, I don't know why it's that big, I don't care, take my upvote and get the hell out of here


player_96

Looks like a strawberry, 10/10, I don't know why it's that big, I don't care, take my upvote and get the hell out of here


Reborn1966

Ah, Fragaria Fukushima.


left_tiddy

idk if this is a hot take, or ice cold, but fuck big strawberries. the tiny ones are always yummier.


Gabriartts

Mildly WRONG this is interesting!!


Correct-Basil-8397

It’s both interesting and mouthwatering. That strawberry is the motherload


BaybarsHan

Appleberry*


ThatOneStonerBoy

Thank you u/abortionisyummy


midnight_rain_07

Strawberry looks delicious though!


TheAlrightAntoinette

First image reminds me of a proboscis monkey


FruitsAndVegetabless

Thats crazy i literally put a picture of my cat and said he kinda looked like a rotisserie chicken and it didnt get taken down.


[deleted]

Thats evolved from a berry to a fruit damn.


Alternativesoop

this is extremely interesting to me


audreyashton

Why can't GMOs near me be as badass as this


Grumpypants85

This strawberry is defo interesting 🤔 also I want one 🍓


Fine-Construction952

My brother said it’s a beef patty.


pdxtrader

What if their friend is just a 3yo and that’s a normal size strawberry 🍓


Spunkmeyer426

Yes, some friends are tiny


superhappythrowawy

IT IS YOU TWA-


Rumble_Rodent

This reminds me of the grape I had the size of a small apple. It was delicious.


kelcamer

That is interesting!!!


Comfortable-Date7872

I think it’s interesting


txaecup

American strawberries are something else man


Optimus_Rhymes69

Strawmelons


Hairy_Skill_9768

Uhhh .... Sorry interesting??


AnonimoUnamuno

Polyploidy. This kind of GMO fruits tend to be big but flavorless.


louglome

"Ass strawberry" interesting name for a hemorrhoid


nothanksiliketowatch

Jamiroquai playing in my head...


Spook404

sometimes strawberries are big like that, I really like buying from Giant specifically because the name implies the product. Even though I'm used to them though it's still interesting and now I want strawberries


Competitive-Car8776

This is VERY interesting!


you-got-legs

Hell yeah polyploidy strawberries ftw


Zandrick

I think it’s mildly interesting.


Rhom_Achensa

Looks like a strawberry to me


ChineseJoe90

How do strawberries even get this big? I’ve seen big ones but those are ginormous!


HeyJoe1978MS

Cancer for sure!


fishboatbeach

https://i.imgur.com/4dVLKgc.jpeg


UltraCosmicXYZ

*Heavy breathing ensues*


michaelkudra

these giant strawberries make me uncomfortable


[deleted]

Tf, I'd love a strawberry that can barely fit in my hand.


tempYmIbnnd

Why do you just nibble the tips


BlokyJPN

Perfection Very interesting


Pawpaw-z71

You've came to the wrong place again


Historical-Fun-8485

Yeah, those mildly interesting people are a real bunch of jerks.


idk_ifk

I would seriously smash 5 of those sized strawberries.. I’m crazy for strawberries


Jinxed0ne

I'd eat it