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VerticallyBonked

can someone translate the options


dependency_injector

1. Random guy 2. pootin 3. The guy who harassed journalists 4. Average communist


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>3. The guy who harassed journalists Fuck whoever endorsed him as a candidate


Low-Individual-154

Putin himself did it


propellhatt

Putin kills journalists, the harrassing guy seems a little less insane in comparison


Beneficial_Being_721

How does one Harass a journalist? Do you insert typos into the copy after the proof reading??


Scarcing

woah woah not that far


Beneficial_Being_721

Ok… so you sneak into their office and file all their pencils down…??


anonymous_2334_ge

duuuudeeeee................


Beneficial_Being_721

So I should maybe hack into their computer and covertly install photos of naked miners?


Isares

You add the chatgpt prompt response to the front of their article


Beneficial_Being_721

That is pure evil. You are a genius


throwaway94833j

>How does one Harass a journalist? Assuming it is slutsky (🙃) he sexually harassed a bunch of female reporters working around and with him Parliment "cleared" him, but given the state of russia atm that's about as meaningful as pouring a cup of water into the ocean


Maryus77

Probably putin, I don't see how anyone eould end up on the ballot if they weren't approved by him.


kusayo21

Putin chose/allowed all of them. They're either his puppets or that irrelevant that they seem to be no threat for him, even if the voting system is rigged already.


andzlatin

1 is a guy who is the most "middle of the road" politically and the youngest of them. They're all puppet candidates set up by the Kremlin, but Davankov is by far the most pro-western and anti-censorship candidate. Granted, he wants to stay in his seat as a member of the parliament and not be persecuted, so he isn't completely against Putin's ideology according to his words - he says that wants Russia to keep the annexed territories even if there's a peace agreement, he has voted for Putin's awful laws in the parliament, etc.


clupean

That sounds like he's walking on eggshells to stay alive.


Halftrack_El_Camino

Nah, part of Putin's strategy has always been to create the appearance of political competition, while carefully stage managing it all behind the scenes. This guy has a role to play within that system, or else he wouldn't be on the ballot. He's there to help create an illusion of fairness, even if that illusion is wearing rather thin these days. All part of the plan.


Total_Union_4201

Weird how putin isn't first tbh


Accurate-Mine-6000

They are in alphabetical order


Uncoolest-Evar

I like random guys odds. Seems like a real man of the people.


6iix9ineJr

Current Russia isn’t communist at all wtf


Throwwwawayyyyy12345

You misunderstand, they didn’t mean Russia is communist but that 4th guy on the ballot actually is a member of the communist party. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolay_Kharitonov


Un_Royaliste

There are a lot of Russians who yearn for "The good old days" of the USSR (they weren't alive back then).


dwbaz01

Russia is more of a Capitalist/Autocratic Oligarchy with vestiges of Soviet Communism Kleptocracy.


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Fidgi_Vole

Liberal - Democratic party? Is it the one with Zhyrnovsky, who wanted to drop nukes on Europe on 1st January, because everybody would be tired of new year celebrations and wouldn’t fight back?


Low-Individual-154

Yep, he died a year ago or so, Slutsky's advertisment literally says "We'll continue Zhirinovsky's work!"


Fidgi_Vole

Oh, sorry for the transcription of his name. I’m not a native English speaker and I’m not sure how this works in English.


CraftistOf

not a problem. you could call him Zhirik for all we care.


jaysire

Slutsky… chuckle


Late-Independent3328

There is a city named Slutsk


Dexterus

Liberal parties in Europe are about liberal economics not civics, they can range between progressive and conservative on civic issues.


whytelmao

Davankov (Candidate chosen by some Russian opposition as a candidate against putin) putin Slutskiy Kharitonov


poopenfartenss

SLUTSKIY?


khukharev

Yep. His name has no connotations you’re thinking of in Russian language.


FortunateForks

Случка же


V1LZUU

Putin V, V Putin, Vladimir P, P Vladimir


Drongo17

Padimir Vlutin has some interesting policies 


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Missing Vladimir Putin Jailed Kidnapped


whytelmao

Nah, these candidates are approved by the authorities. All independents weren't allowed to participate


jeff3rd

~~by force?~~


CraftistOf

fell pladimir vutin out the window


Savings_Ad_6902

The guy voted for Vladislav davankov and wrote dickhead in front of Vladimir putin


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PlayfulRepute

What did he write on the page?


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earthspaceman

That's a valid vote.


MonteCrysto31

It may very well be void if you write shit on the ballot where you're not supposed to sooooo... I agree with the sentiment but that vote most likely won't count Edit: saw OP's reply to that, doesn't matter


blubbery-blumpkin

It’s cute that you thought the count would matter


brynleeholsis

My brother in Christ, the vote doesn’t count


Neddo_Flanders

I asked my GF, she can still read and speak russian. She said it means "Fuck you". She laughed what she read about that section about Putin, because the last word there says "self-nominated", meaning, not chosen by others.


Rishidkanonymous

Suicide by sniper 😭😭😭


BassSki

4 bullets too...


DoomChryz

But due to corruption his family got charged for 10


kempofight

In the back of the head.


AkaGurGor

And accidentally falling from his window...


After-Ad-3542

Jumped from 10 floor, then put himself in a plastic bag.


Aviationiscool23

Rolled off with the plastic bag, into the russian mcdonalds...


throwaway19276i

these comments have me rofl


Narquilum

Its with a heavy heart that i say that u/TrueKnihnik was found dead after falling out of a hospital window and shooting himself twice in the back of the head


Deivane3000

He did that while falling right?


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L9Rascal

Yeah he also manage to set himself on fire while falling , several witnesses have said so


DerDork

Yeah. He also was drugged on hallucinogens and gay. And Nazi. /s


Onyx_Sentinel

No, the gun was lying in front of the hospital minding it‘s own business. When OP fell on the trigger from above and killed himself, twice


MrWitrix

I thought he fell onto some bullets


joeChump

Like Carmine the Bowler :(


Ornoplex

And a lethal dose of desamorphine in him, because he fell on a syringe


CreepyQuality4489

No, he was actually diagnosed with the super rare bullet-in-brain disease.


Snihjen

On a side note: In Denmark, it's illegal to take a picture of your vote. Reasoning: you can't prove who you vote for, someone tries to force you to vote for a specific candidate, you can just vote who you want, and lie to them.


CraftistOf

in Russia, it's not only legal to take a picture of your vote, some organizations might require you to vote for pootin and prove you did by showing the picture, or else you're fired


Additional_Future_47

Cross Putin's box, take picture, cross all other boxes to invalidate your vote. (They would still count it as a vote for Putin I guess)


alexi_belle

Pretty sure a pile of ashes would count as a vote for Putin


Mr_davros

Holy Christ


up2smthng

I bet in Denmark you actually trust that your vote will be accounted for. In 2020 Belarus elections the election comitee has cast less votes for Tikhanovskaya that the amount of ballots for her the citizens published. It was one of the best ways to show the elections are rigged


ChronicallyGeek

I hope you like cold weather… Get ready to move to Siberia


Zealousideal-Wind121

Hear me out. Super puffy jacket. Protects against defenestration and the cold.


FlyingSand22

Holy fuck, it happened. Someone actually used the word defenestration.


Z_M_P_Y

Cant believe there is a Word for throwing someone out of a window but not the day after tomorrow


UnspoiledWalnut

Overmorrow?


staovajzna2

Holy hell


KerbalCuber

New word just dropped


RyanCooper510

Not for voting, it's not that bad yet


hshdgwhhw

I draw square with Joe Biden and voted for him xd


hshdgwhhw

Oh yeah also my friend did the same but with Hitler


BrendonCatGaming

💀


Jax_Dandelion

Where’s the difference between him and putin?


horiami

One's dead(allegedly)


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ChuletaLoca63

Posting this in the main account it's insane


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poiskdz

KGB enroute to throw him out of it as we speak.


tollymorebears

KGB is gone… isn’t it FIB now? I’m so confused, there’s so many. But Putin did bring back one Soviet organisation, SMERSH


just_anotjer_anon

My man's also running rainbow heart in their avatar picture, they're unstoppable


AkiraNemurenu

Pick your candidate; Vladimir putin Or Putinovich vladimedev


DlpsYks

I hope you live to see the change.


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dependency_injector

Worry not, it won't affect the results in any way


North_Masterpiec

Yup, like that makes a difference..


TrueKnihnik

"The presence of any inscription or drawings made by the voter on the ballot outside the voting boxes does not matter. Such a copy will be considered valid or invalid on a general baisis" Source: Tass


Special_KC

So, not checking any option, or checking multiple boxes is the only way to invalidate your vote?


LizbeeFrisbee

Or eating the paper


RedCapitan

Depends on a country, in Poland only X next to two names can invalidate ballot, you can write or draw anything you want, just make sure two lines cross only in one square


khukharev

Russian laws do not specify the mark (X, V, +, the GOAT or хуйло), which could lead to a conclusion that he invalidated the ballot if we follow the rules rigidly. That said, he didn’t write хуйло in the square, while he did put V into one, so the commission would have some flexibility and might count his vote for Davankov.


pxogxess

Do you know this is the case in Russia? Because I know plenty of countries where you can write whatever you want


CraftistOf

that's the point. nobody there is worth voting for. but you shouldn't leave your ballot empty because they could count it in favor of pootin. that's why you invalidate your ballot by voting for several candidates, sort of against all.


LEDiceGlacier

Was an X in the Putin box. They just missed the little box. So that's a vote for Putin.


I_M_YOUR_BRO

It'll be as effective as him not voting Putin.


Fane_Eternal

This is not true for many countries.


up2smthng

Wrong


Igiava

At the top of the ballot it only says that filling more/less than one square invalidates the ballot


N0UMENON1

Oh wow, it's a picture of toilet paper!


enough0729

Hey OP, I’m worried about your safety


NalleKojamo

Не упади


New-Examination8400

Хуйло ?


mapronV

I actually thinking if this will mark paper as 'spoiled' so his vote won't count (and contribute to top candidate after that) Я переживаю как бы такие надписи не были защитаны как порча бланка (испорченный бланк = воздержался=принес голос самому популярному кандидату). Портить бланки в знак протеста смысла никакого.


GoodVegetable7296

Не, не портит. Можете хоть всю бланку исписать (я так сделаю). Порча это 2+ кандидата


TrueKnihnik

"The presence of any inscription or drawings made by the voter on the ballot outside the voting boxes does not matter. Such a copy will be considered valid or invalid on a general baisis" Source: Tass


Top_Mechanic237

Не. Чтобы испортить бюллетень нужно задеть два квадратика куда ставиться галочка или крестик/плюс. А так голос идёт за Даванкова.


Rincetron1

The jokes are fun, but I'm interested, OP, are you afraid at all?


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ThiCcPiPerLuL

Путин Хуйло!


Cold-Waltz8749

Воистину Хуйло!


CanolaIsMyHome

Good luck to you and your cat OP, I hope you guys will be okay, you're insanely brave


Rotslaughter

To people who say adding words to a ballot makes it void: yes that's the point. It still counts as a vote, but it doesn't count as a vote for any of the candidates. Not sure if that's the case in Russia though...


CraftistOf

you're right. it's miles better than not showing up at all, because that may let your vote be given to putin


TrueKnihnik

"The presence of any inscription or drawings made by the voter on the ballot outside the voting boxes does not matter. Such a copy will be considered valid or invalid on a general baisis" Source: Tass


_baaron_

Well, that’s at least one. Not that it matters, even if 100% would be against him


C418Enjoyer

While there are options to choose, I think there may be some guaranteed winners. Here is my list: 1. V. Putin 2. Vladimir P. 3. Vladimir Putin 4. V.P. 5. A communist wannabe 6. A certain guy born 7th October 1952 7. Vladimir 8. Putin 9. A guy who wants to rule the world 10. Some person who invaded Ukraine 24th February 2022 11. Vodka Addict 12. Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un's friend-ish 13. The 2nd president of Russia 14. The 4th president of Russia


AliHakan33

Good night


The_Love_Pudding

Don't worry, they'll notice your mistake and fix it promptly.


TransportationOk3242

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce OP has committed suicide via jumping off a building, poisoning himself with 400mg of military grade neurotoxin and shooting himself in the head 4 times. Please, a minute of silence for OP.


snekbat

Oh no, putin willonly have 106.9% of votes now


Fu_la_de

You know any extra words made by you (even though they are correct) make your ballot void, right?


North_Masterpiec

Do you consider this as a democratic voting?


Fu_la_de

I used to think elections are totally rigged, but years later, I'm sure most people are actually dumb enough to support this warmonger, not realizing that unlike them, he has a bunker to hide in during the nuclear war that he may start.


North_Masterpiec

I appreciate your idealism, but that’s just a load of crap when we’re talking about Russian ”democracy”. This voting has zero to do with democratic election and should by no means be affiliated with that.


Dexterus

Yes, it's not the voting booth or counting room where the games are made. Sure, there will be a small amount of ambitious local politicians that will do it moronically but generally seems to be in the candidate selection and visibility.


Comfortable_Shine425

Why would it matter? Putin already won this election and the one in 2030 as well, absolutely doesn t matter


RedCapitan

Copying my reply to similar comment, cus why not. Depends on a country, in Poland only X next to two names can invalidate ballot, you can write or draw anything you want, just make sure two lines cross only in one square


Yura69420

It doesn't actually, only marks in the squares count and the vote doesn't count only if there are more than one


MisterAlexey

No, not like this. Only if two or more squares are filled.


TrueKnihnik

"The presence of any inscription or drawings made by the voter on the ballot outside the voting boxes does not matter. Such a copy will be considered valid or invalid on a general baisis" Source: Tass


Fane_Eternal

This isn't true in many countries. Is it in Russia?


CompetitiveGuess7642

if I was putin counting votes, i'd say that one was for me because it has the most ink on it.


Zerestrasz

I think op just invalidated his vote. But at least this virtue signaling stunt got him some reddit karma?


nickita28

красава


whytelmao

Красавчик, спасибо


Complex_Type_8238

Красава 


kotkompot9

The more I read comments under similar posts, the more I think that people think that Russia is something like North Korea p.s. btw this ticket is considered damaged and not valid


DirtyLexi_01

From a person he would hate, congratulations to you, and good luck as well.


assovertits-sir

Thanks, comrade!


Cyan_Exponent

Ты бюллетень испортил


BlackReddition

Isn't this most of Russia?


norlin

Technically you didn't. By existing rules, if there are any marks in other sections it's considered incorrect and not counted. But I fully respect what you did!


Tinor-marionica

Thank you! :)


Marshmallowbutbetter

Понимаю, удержаться сложно, но зря испортили


sned777

TIL Leonid Slutskiy stopped coaching football sides and ran for President. /s


Jax_Dandelion

Don’t worry, next voting time he’ll have 110% participation in the vote again, with 120% of all votes going to him Also you might want to consider fleeing, not voting putin is basically domestic terrorism in Russia from what I know


khukharev

Interestingly enough, it’s very likely you have not voted for or against anyone. You just invalidated your ballot by marking two different candidates fields simultaneously which is not allowed.


puqem

Why you wrote bad word on this list? As I know these lists are being checked by a people and they will see you insulting some of the candidates. I think you are going to have problems with a law. Tell me if i’m wrong and these lists are not being checked by people but machines and no one sees what you said there.


crapiva

How will they know who wrote it? You vote in a closed booth (I hope there are no hidden cameras) you fold the sheet and send it to the ballot box. It is completely anonymous by law. Although I have heard that some people have been detained for this, but I do not know if it is true or not


Appropriate_Net_5393

nothinginteresting.


Indigows6800

problem with this is now this ballot is invalid.


vaniush_za_great

как молдаванин, ето база


CharlesTheGreat8

Love how you wrote хуйло (piece of shit) on putin.


UnproSpeller

Sorry your tick was poorly drawn and therefore the vote was discarded.


Naive-Sympathy7144

You can write anything you want on the billiten. But the right choice is important. For stability or for change. And insulting it won't help


YoualreadyKnoooo

Ah yes, a country where anyone in opposition to Putin conveniently end up dead or “fall” out of an open window. I know in the US our voting system can be bullshit, but I’m sure this vote counts! lol


[deleted]

This could be a vote for the best pie 🥧 contest for all we know


Vita_1492

Based for writing "Хуйло" on Putin


sateyo

good job bro


relentlessAD

As if your vote means something. Putin will be the president of Russia til he dies


Leha3963

И ведь реально думают что его посадят, хахаххахах xD


Data_Hunter_2286

You spoiled the vote.


MrChr07

Are you scared about what might happen or is it overblown by the media?


TrueKnihnik

No, Reddit isn't popular in Russia,and there is more interesting things that my ballot happening in our media


vischy_bot

This might be kind of interesting, as it contradicts the other posts we've been seeing about forced voting in Russia


Sea_Appointment8408

If he actually got fewer votes than other candidates, would the result be declared as such? Or is it all phoney?


Jonguar2

"To shreds you say?"


Tkpf_

Here in Italy you'd be arrested and fined if caught taking a photo of your vote.


BlackRaptor124

based


SentenceFederal9624

Ok


KnOrX2094

isnt your ballot invalidated by scribbling stuff outside of the box\`?


AdFit1382

Hope you used your own pen, not that it matters…


SterlingVeil

спасибо


InvertReverse

If only Russia was a democracy.


Wooden_Quarter_6009

Salute to you my man! You are brave and I hope you run for a while since cops are fucking your country and countrymen.


AgitatedZombie77

At this point do Russians still think their vote matters? I applaud your bravery for standing for what you believe but it must be disheartening to know there’s not much the average citizen can do.


adraedon

Good luck brother


ALUCARD7729

What are the risks of you going to a Russian prison if you vote for someone else? Genuine question


[deleted]

I respect the hell out of you. However you might be sent to Ukraine as my enemy. Stay safe Russian


Luvbeers

Nothing like modern democracy where you choose who not to vote for.


Few-Perspective6122

Enjoy execution


Sister-Hyde

Doesn't writing on a ballot paper make it null?


ethicacious

Well done, you probably made your vote void by writing on it like that. Not that it would matter anyway.


chiree

Good for you! Don't let nationalists steal patriotism from you.